Massage Parlor Reports

**GilBang** · 04-28-24 13:34

Originally Posted by BobbyD53 [View Original Post]

Truth be told, it's more common than you think. Guys just turn a blind eye to it for some reason. I have witnessed sheets being changed in AMPs that does not offer extras. But those "extra" AMPs are something serious. Since my horrible experience, I now exam the sheets and smell them every time. Any sense of that "butt" smell on them, I'll find a towel (hoping that it's clean) and lay on that or just leave. After questioning one of the girls about the smell one time, things got ugly and you never know who's hiding in the closet or outside waiting for you. https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23208847.html https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...741428601.html.

Please reread Review Numbers 25059,25060, and 25065 from September 2023 concerning a post I wrote and the responses to it. Stay safe.

I've only returned to the AMP scene for providers and AMPs I know do change sheets and are clean themselves. Read your previous posts, and your two links above, and the first thing I thought was "yuck, looks like the Baby Hua locations" LOL.

**DanteDk07** · 04-28-24 08:57

Originally Posted by TickleDaty1 [View Original Post]

I ended up getting Ruby today. Cute girl in her late 30's I think, nice body about a C cup and decent ass but really short, maybe 5'1 or so. She gave a really nice table shower with a lot of yanking and cleaning my boys. Massage was great, back in the room, great considering it is this type of place. After the flip, I was able to talk her into a BBBJ. She was amazing at it, but it didn't last long, and she went into CBJ but I got to get some taste of her nice fresh pink kitty and when I put one of my fingers inside, it was really tight, probably because she's so small. Then she got on top of me and we did few positions and popped in Mish. Got a nice clean up and then she gave me more massage until the time ended and I got to play with her boobs while she massaged my chest. Definitely coming back to check the other girls.

I heard maya is good there. I heard she has big boobs. Can someone confirm if they are natural and how big they are.

**OldTimeAmpLvr** · 04-28-24 08:18

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

I've gotten BBBJ from Sandra a few times in the past. Not for very long and didn't DT but she may provide more with more visits.

From first visit with Sandra was always able to bet BB everything. She was awesome. Friendly, great massage, knew how to make me happy. Have not seen her since Covid so maybe she has changed. Guess I need to stop back in and see her.

**KidFarian** · 04-28-24 08:04

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Definitely since the vet has left it's not all fun mostly games.

I'm hearing and experiencing no BJ services there as well. Was shocked that Sandra, a vet doesn't perform oral.

The only pure porn star Alexandra but she gets somewhat boring also because FS more than once not her thing. Maybe I'll try anal with her just thought the $$ extra way too much.

Time for a international tour out the country.

I've gotten BBBJ from Sandra a few times in the past. Not for very long and didn't DT but she may provide more with more visits.

**RobWilliams** · 04-27-24 22:23

Long time lurker here, I recently made an appt with Alejandra at FHOH due to promising reports.

I knew from reports she had some work done on her butt and boobs, so I expected that. I often find tasteful enhancements sexy.

When I saw her, I was actually disappointed to the point of being shocked.

Her boobs and her butt especially are way beyond tasteful, at least for my taste. They are in the category of deformed / circus sideshow.

Her butt is so huge she can't even walk normally. She kind of waddles.

I'll say that different people are attracted to different body types, and that's great. Just thought I'd give folks a bit more of what to expect.

I figured since I made an appointment with her, I should carry on with it, which I did. I will say that she was very enthusiastic and provided great service, I just wasn't into her body type.

**DonQuiote** · 04-27-24 17:52

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I have seen some hate on Anna Hessentaoil spa, but I had a decent experience there. I texted and asked how much for everything and got a response back $150. I went to the spa and met Lucy who I would say is 40 ish. Not real old, but not young. Medium build nice face. I gave her the $150 and she started the massage. She had a dress on with nothing underneath. When I took that off her, I saw that she had a bit of a gut with tattoos. She got the cover and we had a nice time. Not the best, but certainly a good value. Enjoy.

Sounds like who I saw. I believe she is probably late 40's. , but yeah the gut flab for me, was too much LOL.

I didn't want to hit that LOL.

But she did give a great CBJ.

**Bobby D53** · 04-27-24 17:47

Originally Posted by TheManTheMyth [View Original Post]

I recently went to a place in Annandale and once the session was complete the lady didn't even remove the sheet for cleaning. All she did was adjust it. I can tell you I won't be returning to that establishment! I was almost in shock as I witnessed it. And mind you extracurricular activities were performed on it! That's so gross. I think after that I might have to hang up my cleats and kiss my AMP mongering days goodbye.

Truth be told, it's more common than you think. Guys just turn a blind eye to it for some reason. I have witnessed sheets being changed in AMPs that does not offer extras. But those "extra" AMPs are something serious. Since my horrible experience, I now exam the sheets and smell them every time. Any sense of that "butt" smell on them, I'll find a towel (hoping that it's clean) and lay on that or just leave. After questioning one of the girls about the smell one time, things got ugly and you never know who's hiding in the closet or outside waiting for you. https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23208847.html https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...741428601.html.

Please reread Review Numbers 25059,25060, and 25065 from September 2023 concerning a post I wrote and the responses to it. Stay safe.

**Rck15** · 04-27-24 17:33

Originally Posted by TheManTheMyth [View Original Post]

I recently went to a place in Annandale and once the session was complete the lady didn't even remove the sheet for cleaning. All she did was adjust it. I can tell you I won't be returning to that establishment! I was almost in shock as I witnessed it. And mind you extracurricular activities were performed on it! That's so gross. I think after that I might have to hang up my cleats and kiss my AMP mongering days goodbye.

You better find another hobby if this bothers you. 99.999% of the shops leave the same sheet and towel.

**Rainism** · 04-27-24 12:50

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I have seen some hate on Anna Hessentaoil spa, but I had a decent experience there. I texted and asked how much for everything and got a response back $150. I went to the spa and met Lucy who I would say is 40 ish. Not real old, but not young. Medium build nice face. I gave her the $150 and she started the massage. She had a dress on with nothing underneath. When I took that off her, I saw that she had a bit of a gut with tattoos. She got the cover and we had a nice time. Not the best, but certainly a good value. Enjoy.

The store name is Anna health spa in Annandale?

House fee includes $150?

**SoccerLong89** · 04-27-24 11:28

Originally Posted by Metloaf [View Original Post]

Definitely since the vet has left it's not all fun mostly games.

I'm hearing and experiencing no BJ services there as well. Was shocked that Sandra, a vet doesn't perform oral.

The only pure porn star Alexandra but she gets somewhat boring also because FS more than once not her thing. Maybe I'll try anal with her just thought the $$ extra way too much.

Time for a international tour out the country.

That is very sad to hear. I called the other day and was told Cecelia is back tho. She always did oral. Did anyone see if she's really back?

**TheManTheMyth** · 04-27-24 08:09

I recently went to a place in Annandale and once the session was complete the lady didn't even remove the sheet for cleaning. All she did was adjust it. I can tell you I won't be returning to that establishment! I was almost in shock as I witnessed it. And mind you extracurricular activities were performed on it! That's so gross. I think after that I might have to hang up my cleats and kiss my AMP mongering days goodbye.

**Sexture96** · 04-27-24 01:17

Found myself at Breeze massage and spa in Herndon. Nothing explosively climatic but they did get the job done. Chinese lady introduced herself as Maila. I did appreciate that things got rolling rather quick after the intro's. Looked and dressed like a young millennial. Made some small chit chat that I did not care for. The massage though was really good on loosening me up. Strong thumbs she got digging into the muscles. Good attention. Didn't get any time watching. Her use of knees really nailed the knots. Knew how to flirt and get a rise out of me too. After the flip I tried to test the waters and go for more but she stood firm on just HJ.

YMMV.

**JmSuttr** · 04-26-24 23:49

Originally Posted by MakeMKum [View Original Post]

Stopped by to check out this Lavender Spa, specifically for Ruby. She's not there and the girl claimed she does not know a Ruby. Can someone confirm that Ruby is not at this location? Anyone know where I can find her?

A lot of AMP encounters are forgettable, but then there are times when the girl rings your chimes and you want to see her again. Spa girls disappear, for vacation or rotation, without notice.

The best way to make sure you don't lose contact is to ask (politely) for her personal digits. She may be reluctant at first, but reassure her by saying that it's just for checking to see if she's busy or available, and that you'll be careful about when and what you text.

If you've read the signs correctly, and if her chimes are also ringing a bit, you should be successful. Also, if you don't want to keep her number on your phone, set up an anonymous email (Protonmail works) and save provider numbers in a draft message.

**Cbsbb** · 04-26-24 23:37

Originally Posted by SlyFrog [View Original Post]

I have seen some hate on Anna Hessentaoil spa, but I had a decent experience there. I texted and asked how much for everything and got a response back $150. I went to the spa and met Lucy who I would say is 40 ish. Not real old, but not young. Medium build nice face. I gave her the $150 and she started the massage. She had a dress on with nothing underneath. When I took that off her, I saw that she had a bit of a gut with tattoos. She got the cover and we had a nice time. Not the best, but certainly a good value. Enjoy.

My issue is just the openness of the layout, I don't want to hear the next monger getting sucked off 3 feet away with just a curtain between us LOL.

**TickleDaty1** · 04-26-24 23:32

I ended up getting Ruby today. Cute girl in her late 30's I think, nice body about a C cup and decent ass but really short, maybe 5'1 or so. She gave a really nice table shower with a lot of yanking and cleaning my boys. Massage was great, back in the room, great considering it is this type of place. After the flip, I was able to talk her into a BBBJ. She was amazing at it, but it didn't last long, and she went into CBJ but I got to get some taste of her nice fresh pink kitty and when I put one of my fingers inside, it was really tight, probably because she's so small. Then she got on top of me and we did few positions and popped in Mish. Got a nice clean up and then she gave me more massage until the time ended and I got to play with her boobs while she massaged my chest. Definitely coming back to check the other girls.