Massage Parlor Reports

[Bachatero]

Pray tell. How do we find said Hotel Asians?

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

The bad. First, the placed smell like they had a broken shitter pipe. For real smelled like row of plastic concert outhouses. WTF?? However, the real disappointment was the outlandish attempt at price gouging. Can I report them to the Florida Hurricane Price Gouging hotline? Anyway. During the massage we talked about Yoshiko closing and PT, Kay's says she is from ATL just like the KHBFF club, and claimed to know Nicole and Soda. GA peach plates on car outside, story seems legit. So flip time is when things go south, its always flip time right?. At the start I placed 140 on the night stand, expecting HHR, after paying the house fee. I don't like to haggle and normally goto places with an established menu and 99-100 works fine with 160. So Kay grabs the 140 and says not enough for boom boom and only HE. I told her, sorry if 140 too short for boom boom, but 140 should get HE and BJ 69 DATY etc. etc. But she keeps insisting only HE, take off dress but not touchy no sucky, me or her. At that my fellow mongers is when Kay put herself in checkmate. She puts the 140 on the bed fanned out next to me, saying not enough no enough. I scooped that 140 up in a tight fist and said, no problem, just finish massage baby. To he credit I got 5-10 more minutes massage. She stood in corner pouting while I got dressed. Gave 20 tip for good massage and told mamasan Kay no good. Hope she liked making 20 vs 100-140. Wonder if she knows the story of Icharis or a similar asian parable? I admit I got lucky and could have gotten fleeced; I have no problem laying out donation in advance at well reviewed places. Just makes things a more seamless no haggle smooth experience.

Left Orange and text on of those hotel Asians. I was balls deep in Emily a Chinese MILF off Westshore 15 minutes later for 140 for 30 min. Had a dragon tattoo from belly to her pussy. Only disappointment was I could not talk her into BBFS even with a fat tip. Sometimes you get a winner winner chicken dinner with hotel Asians. Sometimes hotel Asians you get a fugly and walk away.

Monger on. Cheers!

[RaulBrudda123]

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

Hey man, tried to pm but your inbox is full. What do you mean by hotel Asians? I am not familiar with what you are talking about. Can you explain please? I am interested in seeing Emily.

[CountryBoy8]

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

Link for Emily with the dragon tattoo?

[Brasky]

Last night I had the yellow fever after dinner. Since it was getting late, I should have boogied to Palace to get in before last call; not so much because they are the best, but because they perhaps have the highest number of nearby Plan B options. I digress. Tampa bound I headed. First stop was 16X on Dale Mabs. Pulled up a little before 10 PM with Open sign still lit up. I didn't even get out of the truck when Open sign and lobby lights flipped off. LOL. Ok fair enough ladies. Second stop, actually a drive by hoping against hope of hope, was Yoshiko. Nope. Dark as a grave, pour on out. Watching the game tape at this point, I should have gone to Yokohoma or called an escort. Never been disappointed at Yokohama, and a couple times had my load and mind blown. Instead I thought, hey what about the old Orange! The title says it all. Actually, Orange probably fell a long time ago. I don't recall the last positive report on Orange and I personally haven't tried them since pre-covid. I guess this was confirmation Orange has fallen, sort of a poke corpse with a stick for good measure.

The good. Mamasan was friendly. Met a good looking K-girl MILF type named Kay with fabulous tits and ass. Massage was actually really damn good, hard pressure point deep tissue, which is rare AF at boom boom shop. When leaving I saw a second girl, a spinner K girl hotter than Kay, who I really want to go back and fuck. Forgot her name, but I expect she will turn up at PT or Palace eventually. The Cleaning Lady or Nicole et all will recruit he to the K Hottie BFF Club.

The bad. First, the placed smell like they had a broken shitter pipe. For real smelled like row of plastic concert outhouses. WTF?? However, the real disappointment was the outlandish attempt at price gouging. Can I report them to the Florida Hurricane Price Gouging hotline? Anyway. During the massage we talked about Yoshiko closing and PT, Kay's says she is from ATL just like the KHBFF club, and claimed to know Nicole and Soda. GA peach plates on car outside, story seems legit. So flip time is when things go south, its always flip time right?. At the start I placed 140 on the night stand, expecting HHR, after paying the house fee. I don't like to haggle and normally goto places with an established menu and 99-100 works fine with 160. So Kay grabs the 140 and says not enough for boom boom and only HE. I told her, sorry if 140 too short for boom boom, but 140 should get HE and BJ 69 DATY etc. etc. But she keeps insisting only HE, take off dress but not touchy no sucky, me or her. At that my fellow mongers is when Kay put herself in checkmate. She puts the 140 on the bed fanned out next to me, saying not enough no enough. I scooped that 140 up in a tight fist and said, no problem, just finish massage baby. To he credit I got 5-10 more minutes massage. She stood in corner pouting while I got dressed. Gave 20 tip for good massage and told mamasan Kay no good. Hope she liked making 20 vs 100-140. Wonder if she knows the story of Icharis or a similar asian parable? I admit I got lucky and could have gotten fleeced; I have no problem laying out donation in advance at well reviewed places. Just makes things a more seamless no haggle smooth experience.

Left Orange and text on of those hotel Asians. I was balls deep in Emily a Chinese MILF off Westshore 15 minutes later for 140 for 30 min. Had a dragon tattoo from belly to her pussy. Only disappointment was I could not talk her into BBFS even with a fat tip. Sometimes you get a winner winner chicken dinner with hotel Asians. Sometimes hotel Asians you get a fugly and walk away.

Monger on. Cheers!

[Relax Me]

Last weekend, I had a dream at Happy feet. In this dream, four hands was not available. Only Lisa was there. She looks nice. Went for hhr for $ (half to house, rest tip). Place seemed clean. Some relaxing music started, then some soft touch "massage". On flip, some extra roses negotiated for taking cloths off. Probably overpaid. Finished with a nice handy and left happy. Overall good experience, but need to learn how to negotiate better upfront.

[Dr Willy]

Hey all, I am so over the asian massage places, I would like to go to a white American girl, in the past you could look at Backpage and or Craigs list, now where can you go? Any help would be appreciated.

You can try skipthegames. Com. That seems to be a site the is often referred to on here. I haven't actually used the site to connect with anyone or anyplace, but a lot of the AMPs will even advertise there. I think the "American Girls" on there are most likley to be independent escorts, but I've also seen many that SAY they're offering "massage".

I would also recommend caution using that, or any similar site, and stick to girls that have been reviewed and verified here, or elsewhere, by reliable sources. For example, any such ad in Grady's patch (Polk County) might be suspect as being an LE sting (although I'm sure most are NOT, but paranoia in Polk County runs high).

Have you checked the AROMA THERAPY section for the TAMPA area in USASG (you have to scroll way down the thread list to find it in the BLOG section)? That should be all about "The Six Shops" in the Tamp Bay area, as well as any others that have come along (I don't read it so I'm not sure of what's there). Also, the ESCORT section of USASG for this area would be another spot to look? Those would be more likely threads where those types are reviewed/verified.

[Billsohorney]

Hey all, I am so over the asian massage places, I would like to go to a white American girl, in the past you could look at Backpage and or Craigs list, now where can you go? Any help would be appreciated.

[Buwon01]

Visited So Healthy on 301, I saw Maggie. She's nothing to write home about but was nice and attractive enough to me to get one off. She's Chinese in her 40's or early 50's. I gave. 6 for the hhr, massage was nothing to write home about either. On the flip she saw my tower and asked if I wanted anything. We agreed on $ for a BJ. The BJ was with a bag and I couldn't get her to agree to go bbj even for extra money. It was good but the bag wasn't doing it for me. We decided to finish off with just hands while she lightly moaned and said some pleasant words to me. I had a very pleasant finish and walked out with a smile on my face.

[AgingMale]

Hey, did I see a Post saying Amber at ACE was back? Last time I went in Feb she was gone? If she is let me know either in pvt or here. I miss that tightness!

Thanks.

[Member #7016]

What drove my theory was (a) there is a mini-turf war happening in my town and (b) the word "destroying."

Now that I read it again, I understand "destroy the place" as in tearing it up looking for cash stashes. I'm not a stupid man (well maybe a little) so I can't tell you why I saw it in my mind as destroying it as in just reckless destruction. But yeah, now that I read it again with the reference to cutting open the cushions and beds, I get it.

Ok... now you're just jumpstarting my "Conspiracy Theory" brain cells! Letting that irresponsible nugget run wild in my head, I'm left pondering if the Tampa Bay Area Korean Koffee Klatch went out and hired some goons to "rough up" a Chinese-run place that is WAY outperforming those Korean places by providing Orlando-style services! ... all in an attempt to run them out of town, or at the very least to "send a message!" This is the stuff of a good episode of Barnaby Jones, or maybe Mannix since the subject is a little spicier.

Once my coffee buzz dissipates a bit, I gotta say that's just ridiculous! This is just a bunch of thugs taking advantage of the situation you originally described... a cash-heavy business that's less likely to report to LE. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[CocaineBear]

Ok... now you're just jumpstarting my "Conspiracy Theory" brain cells! Letting that irresponsible nugget run wild in my head, I'm left pondering if the Tampa Bay Area Korean Koffee Klatch went out and hired some goons to "rough up" a Chinese-run place that is WAY outperforming those Korean places by providing Orlando-style services! ... all in an attempt to run them out of town, or at the very least to "send a message!" This is the stuff of a good episode of Barnaby Jones, or maybe Mannix since the subject is a little spicier.

Once my coffee buzz dissipates a bit, I gotta say that's just ridiculous! This is just a bunch of thugs taking advantage of the situation you originally described... a cash-heavy business that's less likely to report to LE. Yeah, that's the ticket.

It is definitely an interesting story at the least. I'm just imagining the shadow wars between them. There's been a couple shutdowns recently in the area (Yoshiko and Eve's) that I'm not sure will be back or not. In my head canon, they're casualties of the secret wars.

[Dr Willy]

I might be resurrecting an old thread here but something doesn't sound right. While it makes sense to rob a brothel since they are less likely to report and likely to have cash. Wrecking the place in the process sounds suspect. In Savannah we are having some competition heat up between competing "hotel asian" factions with some threats of violence and a reported robbery of one of the hotel girls. It's getting pretty third worldly all over the country these days.

Ok... now you're just jumpstarting my "Conspiracy Theory" brain cells! Letting that irresponsible nugget run wild in my head, I'm left pondering if the Tampa Bay Area Korean Koffee Klatch went out and hired some goons to "rough up" a Chinese-run place that is WAY outperforming those Korean places by providing Orlando-style services! ... all in an attempt to run them out of town, or at the very least to "send a message!" This is the stuff of a good episode of Barnaby Jones, or maybe Mannix since the subject is a little spicier.

Once my coffee buzz dissipates a bit, I gotta say that's just ridiculous! This is just a bunch of thugs taking advantage of the situation you originally described... a cash-heavy business that's less likely to report to LE. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[TremontTeddy]

I might be resurrecting an old thread here but something doesn't sound right. While it makes sense to rob a brothel since they are less likely to report and likely to have cash. Wrecking the place in the process sounds suspect. In Savannah we are having some competition heat up between competing "hotel asian" factions with some threats of violence and a reported robbery of one of the hotel girls. It's getting pretty third worldly all over the country these days.

Crime is up post covid. I know for a fact law officers have made the rounds warning cash heavy businesses to make an effort not to keep much cash on site. Other then massage joints, nail salons and barber shops come to mind. I would not be surprised the spa robed was reported and police distributed the pictures as a public outreach. Some probably threw the pictures away, at least one posted them in clear site.

I will take a wild guess passed on OPs scary story and say the spa was VM.

[BubbaBlaze]

Saw her a number of times years ago. She's been using the same pics for probably 10-15 years. She's never been a stellar performer but what you described is pathetic.
So she's older and flabbier and a not even a decent performer nowadays. SMH.

I had a similar experience. Her pics are way too old. She is not attractive and she talks too much during session.

[Member #7016]

I might be resurrecting an old thread here but something doesn't sound right. While it makes sense to rob a brothel since they are less likely to report and likely to have cash. Wrecking the place in the process sounds suspect. In Savannah we are having some competition heat up between competing "hotel asian" factions with some threats of violence and a reported robbery of one of the hotel girls. It's getting pretty third worldly all over the country these days.

The Korean spas put up posters.

I didn't link the post or mention the spa Rico mentioned because he didn't seem to want to spread it too easily.