Massage Parlor Reports

[Jayp80]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

Solicitation is giving or offering anything of value for a sexual act so if you literally gave her 200 roses that would be a crime.

(720 ILCS 5/11-14.1).

Sec. 11-14.1. Solicitation of a sexual act.

(a) Any person who offers a person not his or her spouse any money, property, token, object, or article or anything of value for that person or any other person not his or her spouse to perform any act of sexual penetration as defined in Section 11-0. 1 of this Code, or any touching or fondling of the sex organs of one person by another person for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification, commits solicitation of a sexual act.

[HappyGardener]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

No more dreams. No more decimals. All it does is make three more posts from guys asking for clarification.

[Chenduwanji]

Quick question for a newbie what's the damage for Orange? Is there any house fee?

Looking to try but don't want to get ripped off, many thanks.

[SmileySam]

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.

L1 only. I don't like the place since the walls don't do all the way to the ceiling.

[RichL1234]

Doesn't RM say L2 is available at HCS? Is that just fake reviews or the owner writing reviews?

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.

[Englee]

Thanks. And finally someone who Isn't upset because someone disliked their favorite Spa. But AOL must've gotten new management because everybody bashes them on Yelp and Google reviews and saying they didn't get Massage for whatever reasons. I heard of some lowkey Chinatown apartments who only allow Asian customers. I checked more about Latina Massage Spa's In Chicago and man we lost so many Zeus was around Pre Covid and now are gone. Years back down the same street Princess Latina was on there was Tropical Spa that had plenty of different Latina's not just Mexican talent either they had Cubans, Puerto Ricans and Columbians and I heard they all were fine but that Spa didn't last long and those workers just left the Chicago Massage scene. I did call Sunrise some lady answered and hung up I called back she didn't answer. Now the best Is probably Orange and Perfect Archer. I seen A finer version of Arianna Grande at Perfect Archer like 2 months back. With all the Migrants around Chicago there should be like 2-3 new Latina Massage Spa's. But feel free to PM me If you want to chat more about other possible Latina options In Chicago. There's some up Norf that never get discussed on here.

I saw the same Ariana Grande clone. She was fun.

[WalkingHard]

Must try HCS at 60 xx Irving park road Angela or Coco are worth the visit and give a killer massage, Both are spinners and L1 is the most ever offered. Both have great attitudes.

70/ hr well worth it.

Doesn't RM say L2 is available at HCS? Is that just fake reviews or the owner writing reviews?

[Pau Ford]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

Let's start using real dollar numbers please.

[ConfuciusMan]

Anyone have a massage girl Landy? I heard she is old sara from belmont spa. I hear FS for $150. Anyone can verify this? Thanks.

[HappyGardener]

1. 6 + . 4 upgrade.

Let's start using real dollar numbers please.

[WolfClaw76]

Must try HCS at 60 xx Irving park road Angela or Coco are worth the visit and give a killer massage, Both are spinners and L1 is the most ever offered. Both have great attitudes.

70/ hr well worth it.

Do you know what days both these women work?

[Dbry4281]

Vivi, at orange, o. K bbj, alot teeth though, her mouth is too small for 7 inch, men if your big, it might not work for you, but she still did her best. Had a solid back massage / body massage. Hit in all positions, she can take a 5 minute hard pounding. Pussy wasnt super loose, but wasnt super tight, about average.

Some baby damage on tummy, average ass, and nice C all natural c-s. She did some good rimming. No tats. Pussy shaved I did light body no hint of lfk. Body 7/10, service 7/10. Attitude 8/10. She looks to have 0 plastic surgery on face, which I like personally. Did some moaning, and dirty talk, she's a good actress LOL, but helps make it funner. She did have good eye contact, and sensuality. Wide hips, easier to have more kids when she gets back to China. Saw Chloe latina chick near front room. Looks like she has all naturals a little saggy spaced C s, but cute face. I. G vid, doesn't show her face, or tits.

[Moss734]

1. 6 + . 4 upgrade.

Just to confirm. $70 + $160 + $40 = $270 for the total cost you paid for CFS+BBJ?

Thanks.

[HeartLander]

On top of the $70 house fee for one hour, how much more did you pay for the BBBJ and CFS upgrade?

1. 6 + . 4 upgrade.

[Need It Bad]

Called the MMS and she said two new girls, both Latinas. I drew Sarah. She is young, looks maybe 25. Beautiful girl with enhanced lips, she looks like she's straight out of Instagram. Very nicely done man-mades and probably an enhanced ass as well. Doesn't matter either way because she was a total smoke show. Said she was from Mexico. Went with the hour. Paid the door fee. Massage was surprisingly strong and lasted a good 30 minutes before the trading started. First just some brush ups against the boys. Then she positioned herself right up against the table so that I had no choice but to feel up the goodies. Game on. Flip, a quick rundown of the menu. Went with the BBBJ upgrade and glad I did as it may have been in my top ten all time. Very sloppy and an amazing ability to feel throat with no gag. On with the cover and went to rough several positions. Unlike most of these girls, she actually fucks you back. It was fun not just for me, but she genuinely seemed to be having a good time as well. Blew in bag with some time to spare which we spent doing a little pillow talk. Great time. Highly recommend. On way out saw the other girl and chatted. Her name is Veronica and she was hot AF. Washboard abs and a giant (presumably man-made) rack. Happy hunting boys.

On top of the $70 house fee for one hour, how much more did you pay for the BBBJ and CFS upgrade?