Massage Parlor Reports

[Billy73]

Quick question for a newbie what's the damage for Orange? Is there any house fee?

Looking to try but don't want to get ripped off, many thanks.

Offer $140 no more than $160 and then jump up and down on her for 30 minutes like a Mario Bro on the Mushroom.

[PaulAllen22]

Noticed a seemingly new spot at 38 XX block of Grand called Perfect Massage. Search feature isn't too helpful for this name as I get tons of results for Archer spot. This one appears to be newer. Anyone tried it out? TIA.

[AB1797]

I've heard Meet spa is good. Anyone been there? Or any other spot where I can easily get a HE?

[Self Hi5]

Solicitation is giving or offering anything of value for a sexual act so if you literally gave her 200 roses that would be a crime.

(720 ILCS 5/11-14.1).

Sec. 11-14.1. Solicitation of a sexual act.

(a) Any person who offers a person not his or her spouse any money, property, token, object, or article or anything of value for that person or any other person not his or her spouse to perform any act of sexual penetration as defined in Section 11-0. 1 of this Code, or any touching or fondling of the sex organs of one person by another person for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification, commits solicitation of a sexual act.

Well now it makes sense why I never get service when I show up with boxes of roses instead of cash! I mean, can we all agree that dreams are real and roses are dollars, etc. ?

[Jayp80]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

Solicitation is giving or offering anything of value for a sexual act so if you literally gave her 200 roses that would be a crime.

(720 ILCS 5/11-14.1).

Sec. 11-14.1. Solicitation of a sexual act.

(a) Any person who offers a person not his or her spouse any money, property, token, object, or article or anything of value for that person or any other person not his or her spouse to perform any act of sexual penetration as defined in Section 11-0. 1 of this Code, or any touching or fondling of the sex organs of one person by another person for the purpose of sexual arousal or gratification, commits solicitation of a sexual act.

[HappyGardener]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

No more dreams. No more decimals. All it does is make three more posts from guys asking for clarification.

[Chenduwanji]

Quick question for a newbie what's the damage for Orange? Is there any house fee?

Looking to try but don't want to get ripped off, many thanks.

[SmileySam]

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.

L1 only. I don't like the place since the walls don't do all the way to the ceiling.

[RichL1234]

Doesn't RM say L2 is available at HCS? Is that just fake reviews or the owner writing reviews?

I have tried everything and never got further than L1 and have inquired and no one has said differently.

[Englee]

Thanks. And finally someone who Isn't upset because someone disliked their favorite Spa. But AOL must've gotten new management because everybody bashes them on Yelp and Google reviews and saying they didn't get Massage for whatever reasons. I heard of some lowkey Chinatown apartments who only allow Asian customers. I checked more about Latina Massage Spa's In Chicago and man we lost so many Zeus was around Pre Covid and now are gone. Years back down the same street Princess Latina was on there was Tropical Spa that had plenty of different Latina's not just Mexican talent either they had Cubans, Puerto Ricans and Columbians and I heard they all were fine but that Spa didn't last long and those workers just left the Chicago Massage scene. I did call Sunrise some lady answered and hung up I called back she didn't answer. Now the best Is probably Orange and Perfect Archer. I seen A finer version of Arianna Grande at Perfect Archer like 2 months back. With all the Migrants around Chicago there should be like 2-3 new Latina Massage Spa's. But feel free to PM me If you want to chat more about other possible Latina options In Chicago. There's some up Norf that never get discussed on here.

I saw the same Ariana Grande clone. She was fun.

[WalkingHard]

Must try HCS at 60 xx Irving park road Angela or Coco are worth the visit and give a killer massage, Both are spinners and L1 is the most ever offered. Both have great attitudes.

70/ hr well worth it.

Doesn't RM say L2 is available at HCS? Is that just fake reviews or the owner writing reviews?

[Pau Ford]

Does anyone really think they are fooling anyone using decimals and code? Like doing that instead of dollars is somehow absolving you from admitting to a crime?

Big FYI for you, calling money roses, using acronyms, using decimals without dollar signs, escorts putting a disclaimer on their web sites, saying you "had a dream", etc it doesn't fool anyone nor does it do anything to cover your ass. You aren't admitting to anything by using regular English. It is not proof of anything it does not fool anyone.

Please, for the love of god, use regular English and numbers.

Let's start using real dollar numbers please.

[ConfuciusMan]

Anyone have a massage girl Landy? I heard she is old sara from belmont spa. I hear FS for $150. Anyone can verify this? Thanks.

[HappyGardener]

1. 6 + . 4 upgrade.

Let's start using real dollar numbers please.

[WolfClaw76]

Must try HCS at 60 xx Irving park road Angela or Coco are worth the visit and give a killer massage, Both are spinners and L1 is the most ever offered. Both have great attitudes.

70/ hr well worth it.

Do you know what days both these women work?