Massage Parlor Reports

**JakeMioff** · 04-03-24 17:52

NW corner Auburn / Crooks, at end of small strip mall.

Had a dream I stopped in and got the hhr massagy for $60 house fee.

I go into one of the private fully walled off regular door rooms and the slightly above average looks and below average age, shorter with large rack woman named Mila ("meeluh") who speaks good engrish tells me to take off all my clothes and turns down the lights while leaving the room after I pre-pay. She comes back a couple minutes later and asks soft, medium, or hard--I said hard medium. She starts out by spreading my legs apart (I'm like whoa wuuuts up party going to start soon?) but no she uses the thighs to balance herself while using her knees to knead back muscles along the spine which I got to say felt really good and I could tell she knew what she was doing. Then came some hot oil up and down one side followed by massagy, then the other side, and finished with thorough massage of the gluteus maximus. No teasing tho. She also made sure not to go up by my head, she stayed to the sides the whole time during the massage. Turn over time--quick rubs of the pecs and sides with her firm I'd say C maybe D size rack hanging above my face followed by a menu offer (good thing I'm not LEO) of handy, handy with top off, nuru, or. Wait for it. Prostate! That's right guys this is first time for me, ever being offered a P massage so yah I said let's try that she said she's from L. A. And many men like that p massage and says $$ so I said oh sorry I didn't bring that much she asked how much I have and went and got my pants LOL I took out wallet and handed her small stack of folded up jacksons which I don't remember exactly how many there were either 6 or 7 she took them and said bring moar cabbage next time she take good care of me. Went down to end of table and guided my legs up knees bent apply the oil and HELLO followed by a very experienced great technique non mechanical two fingers with one hand and beans and franks in the other hand along with some encouragement pr0 n talk. Wut can I say this has always been something I wanted to try but not from an old hag at some of the places I hear about and yah she got me to a toe curling convulsive response within a couple of minutes. Thorough clean up afterwards and a double handful of asian treats / snacks on the way out. I'll be returning fo sho.

**Simp5050** · 04-03-24 17:31

Originally Posted by SzGino [View Original Post]

Anyone have any current intel? I think I read a while ago something about her that was so so. Not great but not bad.

http://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/d...y-rubs/3042947

She's alright. Has an apt in Madison Heights where she gives massages.

The extras are purely discretionary.

If she likes you and thinks you're hot, or whatever, she'll give extras.

If she doesn't, she'll say they aren't available and give a mediocre massage.

The extras aren't cheap, but if she really likes you, you can have anything.

**RWhite** · 04-03-24 15:48

I swear I have seen her at Empire.

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...cars-cops-say/

**MidgetMike** · 04-03-24 15:31

https://skipthegames.com/posts/detro...e/313680622843

Decent massage. So so HE w / the girls out. 80 house. Wanted 60 tip, but only brought 40.

Love when they try and talk dirty to you, except when you can tell what they had for lunch. I feel like tipping with mints sometimes.

**Majree313** · 04-03-24 14:49

Originally Posted by WednesdayFun [View Original Post]

She allow titfucks? Or just sticks to HJ and BJ?

She did allow for the titfuck with me.

**WednesdayFun** · 04-03-24 14:29

Originally Posted by Majree313 [View Original Post]

Yes, there's no restriction on that in my experience. They were fully out and I was free to touch and so on.

She allow titfucks? Or just sticks to HJ and BJ?

**DeesNutz** · 04-03-24 14:04

Had some time early afternoon on west side of town and called for appointment. Woman asked if first time, said yes, but have done this many times with other providers. Asked my age as well. Got an address to go to and standard call again after arriving. Appeared as if they had more than one location as I asked for more detailed instructions after arriving. Arrived to find Monica. Chinese, probably mid thirties, maybe 5' nothing with shoulder length hair and enhanced B's. Big smiles and very flirty. Inside not furniture except matress on floor of bedroom and chair where services were rendered. Asked if I wanted massage, I said yes medium. Stripped to panties only. Lack lustre massage with the basic pushing and pinching, no oil applied. Lasted maybe 5 minutes. Did the feather touch thing then asked to flip. Off comes the panties. Asked if I wanted oral and jestured asking if I wanted cover which to me said she might go BB. I said put it on as I am risk averse. Energetic attention to Jr. Standard positions and took as much as I gave with no complaints. $1. 6 was all in price. More than worth it if FS is all you want. I probably won't repeat not because of her looks or her attitude, just that I enjoy the massage as much as the endgame. Stay safe mongers.

**LukeLegend21** · 04-03-24 13:58

Need a good place near Livonia and review.

**LukeLegend21** · 04-03-24 13:46

https://us-detroit.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23187173.html

https://us-detroit.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23160119.html

Anyone that went to any of these lmk how it is because I want to go tonight.

**DaddyHard4** · 04-03-24 10:49

Looking for the best African American providers in the area. All recommendations welcomed.

BJ and FS desired.

Thank you in advance fellow mongers!

**SzGino** · 04-02-24 22:06

Anyone have any current intel? I think I read a while ago something about her that was so so. Not great but not bad.

http://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/d...y-rubs/3042947

**Kidcudi09** · 04-02-24 16:01

Originally Posted by Lamarr [View Original Post]

Any reports?

https://us-detroit.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23186318.html

https://us-detroit.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23190804.html

Healing has been reviewed a couple of times; I reviewed them back in Nov 2023 (post 30100). Nothing spectacular about the experience.

-Cudi.

**Nomel** · 04-02-24 15:59

Originally Posted by RWhite [View Original Post]

I don't go downriver at all closest I've been downriver was the FS near the airport (that place was alot of fun when it first opened).

I go downriver (southgate area) today and had a dream went next door to a place near an automotive life insurance company. Mamasan was the provider and clearly living out of there. Maybe pushing 60 or more idk but she was definitely not a young spring chicken.

Lead to the room that I think doubles as her bed after hours, when I got to the room and seen the massage table up against the wall already knew what time it was and I was at the right place. In my dream got a shower then led to the sauna to dry once back in the room this old woman was freaky af sucking and licking everything everywhere. Pussy was hairy but clean and very wet took it balls deep, instead of water and candy in my dream got a small dixie cup of mouth wash and was sent on my way. Total damage 1. 8 stayed hour and half in my dream but most of that time was shower and waiting in the sauna. Won't repeat because its only two businesses in the complex off a main road all eyes on you walking to and from the car.

Care to share the name or street? I tried the old Pine Tree spa building next to the insurance company on Dix. Door locked and sign on door that says out of business and it looked abandoned. So I'm really curious as to where you went?

**Forty Four** · 04-02-24 15:10

Originally Posted by Devin226 [View Original Post]

" ...I said: "If it's $50, then you owe me $100 for the last two times I drove there and you cancelled after I arrived. " No further response after I sent that text....

I loved the reply.

I wish I was that quick. It's funny, the older I get, the more I enjoy getting the last word with a narcissistic woman and shutting her up LOL. Good job.

**TridentD** · 04-02-24 14:26

Originally Posted by BobChilli [View Original Post]

What a sweetheart, very fun. Met Sophia also very cute. More girls coming in 2 days.

I had a very nice session with Lydia this morning. Very sweet and pretty girl. Maybe 30. Kind of petite. Good massage with a nice finish. I also spoke with the other girls on my way out. They are all very nice and quite attractive. Can't beat the privacy of this location.