Massage Parlor Reports

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from January 2008 to March 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 8/2/08



Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(24)
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Nana - 3/31/08 - Superman06 (+)
Nana - 3/27/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Nana - 3/24/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Jae - 3/20/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Nana - 3/16/08 - Superman06 (+)
Jai - 3/12/08 - Hugh Jardon (+)
nana - 3/11/08 - Tipster2 (+)
Jai - 3/8/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Amp Junkie (+)
nana - 3/4/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Nana - 2/29/08 - Brdsttech (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Max #01 (+)
Misha - 2/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Nana - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Misha/Nana - 2/26/08 - Ginger Man (+/+)
Sue - 2/18/08 - Drunk Irish (+)
Misha - 2/17/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (?)
Candy - 2/17/08 - Big daddy Don (-)
??? - 2/6/08 - Bseeks (+)
Misha - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Coco - 1/19/08 - Relaxedinmd (-)
Coco - 1/17/08 - Bobby M (-)
Candy - 1/8/08 - Tofer (-)
Candy - 1/6/08 - Pcpc1688 (+)


1413 (14k, sky)(20)
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Rose - 3/31/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Rose - 3/28/08 - Sleeping Bag (+)
Annie - 3/27/08 - Fuel Man (-)
Rose - 3/26/08 - Readerx (+)
Happy - 2/26/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 2/25/08 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Happy - 2/24/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 2/23/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Nana - 2/19/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Suzie - 2/17/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Nana - 2/16/08 - Max Beelyun (+)
Candy - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Nana - 2/8/08 - Readerx (+)
??? - 2/2/08 - DcDonkey (+)
Nana - 1/29/08 - Max Bellyun (+)
nana - 1/14/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Mac Jones (+)
Angie - 1/13/08 - Readerx (+)
Nana - 1/3/08 - Ginger man (+)


Supra (19)
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June - 3/23/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Penny - 3/17/08 - Ampfreq (?)
Penny - 3/11/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Penny - 3/9/08 - Big papa123 (+)
Suzie -3/8/08 - Gregsurbey012 (+)
Michelle - 2/6/08 - Any Mouse (+)
Joy - 2/6/08 - Cigarguy (+)
Joy - 2/2/08 - Aeolus (+)
Joy - 2/1/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Cherry - 1/30/08 - Rusian Mong(zonMonk) (+)
Hana - 1/21/08 - Rejected Monke (-)
hana - 1/19/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Michelle - 1/19/08 - Eyebrow (+)
Michelle - 1/18/08 - Monger69 (+)
Yumi - 1/17/08 - Jammin 2 (+)
Joon/Mimi - 1/12/08 - Rejected Monke (+/-)
Umi - 1/10/08 - Pablo (+)
June - 1/7/08 - Marlo (+)
Mimi - 1/01/08 - Ampfreq (-)


Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
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Cherry - 2/23/08 - BigTigger (+)
Tina - 2/14/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Sushi - 2/3/08 - Solitaire One (+)
Mia - 1/25/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Vivi - 1/22/08 - Linkletter2420 (?)
Nari - 1/21/08 - Rejected MOnke (-)
Sugar - 1/20/08 - Its The Purple (+)
Bunny - 1/18/08 - Rejected Monke (?)
Bunny - 1/12/08 - Laxman#2 (+)
Mia - 1/10/08 - Original Gster (+)
Nana - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


Rio (olympic) (15)
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Linda - 3/27/08 - friendly1 (+)
Lilly - 3/21/08 - Grae Traveller (+)
Nana - 3/6/08 - Triple E (+)
Nana - 3/4/08 - Dr Bombay (?)
Brianna - 2/29/08 - Trileptal (?)
Nana - 2/28/08 - Xsailor (+)
Bobi - 2/27/08 - Helibro (+)
Nana - 2/26/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/22/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Paula - 2/18/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Brandy - 2/10/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Bobbie - 1/23/08 - Nova Guy (+)
Bobby - 1/22/08 - Tjunkyard357 (?)
nana - 1/20/08 - Chaz (+)
Bobby - 1/2/08 - LoveLOS (+)


H&H
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Alex - 3/19/08 - Triple E (+)
Amanda - 2/11/08 - TripleE (+)
Salomon - 2/4/08 - Grae Traveller (-)

Royal
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Yumi - 2/13/08 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
??? - 1/2/08 - DcDonkey (-)

1829, 3rd floor (sun)
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??? - 3/19/08 - Ohio4413 (-)
Suzy - 2/16/08 - DickAllMIghty (?)

Therapy @ M street
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Kim - 2/4/08 - Rusian Mong (-)


1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
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ICM is closed - 1/28/08 - Ortho313


Parkway Therapy
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??? - 3/27/08 - NukeyNuke (-)


Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
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Michelle - 1/30/08 - DickAllMighty (+)1333
??? - 1/6/08 - Dcplay (-)HJ only 1333

2024
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? - new age looking? - 2/24/08 - Ken Eng


Outside the city
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Angel therapy
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Yoko - 3/15/08 - Bedrock 1975 (+)

Closed Locations
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Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[Dcplay]

Just as a quick intro, I VERY rarley post, but I do observe. I learned everything I know on my own, not having previously known about this site until recently. Just want to make it clear that it is entirely possible to get to know the scene without posting/exchanging or even reading this site.

Anyway. I saw earlier posts indicating this, but I went up to supra today and there was a "closed" sign on the door. Has it been closed for a while? I've been busy recently and kind of out of the loop, so I'm not entirely sure what's going on.

I tried hitting up supra last thurs. Too, but there was someone posted outside the door for a while and he wasn't moving. I thought he might be LE, so I bounced; although that could just be paranoia.

[Just Ken]

First of all, I want to report that I have finally been given senior status. I would like to thank all the ladies, good and bad, for making it possible. Now, I reported yesterday about my visit to 14K on Sunday afternoon. I also noted a couple of reports of others who visited. Then I see reports of them being closed. I just tried calling and did not get an answer. What's the deal with 14K. Although it is a drive for me and I hate going to downtown DC, it is fast becoming my number one spot. Anyone know the deal?

[Max Beelyun]

Been very busy for the last few months, so this was my first trip out in a while. Tried 14K -- no answer at the door. I peeked through the blinds and the lights were on, for whatever that's worth. I don't look like a cop so I'm sure they were really closed.

Tried 1333 Green and there was a "closed for remodeling" sign. Too bad.

I see a couple posts below about 14K being open, but each poster has only the one post. Hmmmm.

Guess I'll try on another day, or just save my money (hah!). Have fun, and be safe.

[PussProwler]

I ventured to 1413 Tuesday at 1630. Door locked, no answer to the bell. I was disappointed.

So I went to NY and met Yoyo. 5'7 slim, A's, nice hips and ass. I finished fast so it was a 40 minute session, and I was out the door. No kissing, no licking, no AR, everything was very standard without a ton of enthusiam, but I didn't have an alternative cure for yellow fever.

Yoyo:
Face 6, nice hair, small eyes, plain face
Body 6, tallish 5'8 nice ass
Massu 7, good pressure and strength, thorough but fast
Service 6 functional but not memorable

Would recommend, won't repeat.

Pussprowler

[Pine Grove Pa]

Any info on an AMP named China Delight?

Thanks

[CabDriver52]

So hate me.

Ok, I visited the Royal two days ago. I was buzzed in amongst about 100 tourists. Who would have thought for a Monday morning? Certainly not me.

First of all, at 10AM the place is deserted. First I go to room 4, then immediately get moved to room 2. I don the towel an sit for a few. In comes Nana. A bit too much make up but still doable.

Off to the shower, good cleansing, all over. Midway through she moves my hand under the little skirt she's wearing. I smile and she proceeds to rinse me off. Back in the room, I get a quick massage then get rolled over to move to the final event.

She has the most perfect breasts out there. Yeah, a bit older but that ass and those boobs, I simply don't last much into walking the dog. We hit the missionary first then walk the dog. After maybe 50 min I'm done and walking out the door. Place was still deserted, even though the bed was squeaking somewhere down the hall. Plus there was some light moaning and groaning but that's it. One of you mongers was there so I hope the times were good.

Ok, that's it.

Standard fare and better than average service. She seemed rather happy I was there. Sober as a judge, so maybe I noticed more than normal.

Solid 8s across the board, I will return.

With the disappearance of 14K, Green, Sun (long time), CPHC (longer time), and Happiness, I guess it will have to do. Rio may be next. Hard to find and last time I was told 'everyone is busy'.

Be safe out there. 5-0 is all over this month.

Cabbie!

[Just Ken]

This is late because I have been out of town a few days. After learning 14 K was back in business, I decided to make a stop on my way to the airport. Read the report on Julie and thought I would see if she was available. Of course, I thought I had read her name as Janice and like an idiot asked mamasan if Janice was available. She don't know Janice and I told her I read about her on the internet. As she was going through names, she asked me did they say she was beautiful and I replied, that's her. In comes Julie and she gives me this big smile and was immediately playful. Her looks and personality were unlike any I have experienced. Went straight to the TS and she was thorough. We had a nice chat before and after the session which I enjoyed and I found she is 24 y/o and has been in the US for 3 years and she has lived in the area the entire time. Although Rose was a looker and I enjoyed her company, in my opinion, Julie comes out ahead. She gets a 10 from me across the board. Since she lives in the area, maybe she will stick around awhile. As always, seniors may PM to receive details of the entire session.

[Freshly Snipes]

H&H is still there. I had a lovely session with Alex on Friday. Door has always been open when I go there, no need to knock or ring a door bell. Maybe you went after hours?

Perhaps. The door was indeed closed. That's why it seemed odd to me.

And to Tipster2;

I was talking about calling BEFORE i arrived there to see if they were open, but once i was there, there was no need to call.

Mr.Snipes

[Tipster2]

H&H is still there. I had a lovely session with Alex on Friday. Door has always been open when I go there, no need to knock or ring a door bell. Maybe you went after hours?

Not only is the door open-- but the phone number is posted on the sign above the awning.

[Sushi Boy]

I headed over to H&H (it's on my way home), but no one answered the door. I don't have a number for them, so I didn't call ahead of time; anyhow, I got no response after several minutes of waiting. What's the deal with this place anyway?

Mr. Snipes

H&H is still there. I had a lovely session with Alex on Friday. Door has always been open when I go there, no need to knock or ring a door bell. Maybe you went after hours?

[Sleazebum]

I put the $$ on the table!

I surely hope you did NOT mean $200.00!! If so, you paid DOUBLE!

JJ

[Sarang Haeyo]

Hi Guys,

Long time reader, first time poster. Not sure why it's taken me so long, though I guess I have always been a bit concerned about posting in a public forum. Note: until I recently read the "Abbreviations" section of the site, I thought RTFF meant "Return The F***ing Favor. " I guess that translation is applicable as well as the true meaning.

Having noticed the recent (and not so recent) closures in DC, decided to pay a visit to K Street (downstairs) not too long ago. Drew "BiBi. " Nice body, probably late 20s/early 30s. Other's have posted on her fantastic looks, so I won't go into detail there. Playful TS, though since it was my first time at the locale, I could tell she was a bit reserved. Back into the room. Very good massage, followed by a rim job, which I had never experienced before, but was quite good. This was followed by some Russian and then the final event.

All in all, very good. I hesitate to return though, given the recent posts about LE activity. It seems to have picked up. Any particular reason for this?

is extremely offensive. IMHO

[Jap Lover]

Hi Guys,

Long time reader, first time poster. Not sure why it's taken me so long, though I guess I have always been a bit concerned about posting in a public forum. Note: until I recently read the "Abbreviations" section of the site, I thought RTFF meant "Return The F***ing Favor. " I guess that translation is applicable as well as the true meaning.

Having noticed the recent (and not so recent) closures in DC, decided to pay a visit to K Street (downstairs) not too long ago. Drew "BiBi. " Nice body, probably late 20s/early 30s. Other's have posted on her fantastic looks, so I won't go into detail there. Playful TS, though since it was my first time at the locale, I could tell she was a bit reserved. Back into the room. Very good massage, followed by a rim job, which I had never experienced before, but was quite good. This was followed by some Russian and then the final event.

All in all, very good. I hesitate to return though, given the recent posts about LE activity. It seems to have picked up. Any particular reason for this?

[Steamvac]

Stopped by AROMA, saw new faces...

You might find more interest in your postings on the Northern Virginia AMP thread. Most people here are only interested in DC.