Massage Parlor Reports

[DWaits]

Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!

That's hilarious. She's interesting. I had read various reports and some mongers were kind enough to share some other updates via PM. I was going to be the Loop for a meeting and texted her the day before to see if she's normally at the Van Buren spot. She actually texted the day of to see I still wanted to meet. That's 95% more together than almost everyone other provider I've seen in Chicago. It was late morning so I didn't have the experience others had described about her falling asleep with their johnsons in her mouth or seeming like she might be dead while they were pounding away because she was so tired. But that little librarian did try to stay as clothed at possible, which wasn't going to work for me. And then the bra removal as HG says. LOL. Her nipples are nice sized. Not big, but bigger than might be expected for small breasts. I doubt I'd see her again but the price is right and the experience was fun in a non-GFE way.

[SpaGuy21]

Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!

Bwahaha, 100%. The paradox that is Angel.

[Miamiat]

…So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

Sounds like a plan. I read a review on RM about a place in West Loop, Meet Spa on Morgan. Sounds like the mgr or owner Maya is a young little thing with good massage skills and likes her naturally over-sized mams sucked on. It initially appears to be legit but it sounds like she is into some fun. Small young Chinese woman with curves? I'll be over to give her a try soon. Out.

[HappyGardener]

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

Boinking Angel should be a one time rite of passage for all mongers. Everyone deserves the surprise when she takes her padded bra off and goes from a 36 C to a 32 A!

[GMoney05]

Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

Same experience I stopped by Perfect Archer had the Same Latina. She had A blue dress with Her butt cheeks poking out. I was thinking In my head to check out the younger Latina down the street at Orange. But I stayed this Lady gave me A card and stamped It but she kept asking for my last 4 phone numbers and she lied told me she only does Massages when I know for A fact they do FS here. I told her I'm not Law Enforcement so she then smiled and told me to lay down she kissed all over my body then rode me like A motorcycle. I wasn't all the way Into It so told her to just finish with Hand-Job. I was pissed usually Perfect Archer has younger hotter Latina's. Just 2 weeks ago they had A decent looking Latina but then they was so busy.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

[Jayp80]

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

I recently started going into the office, Angel's van buren location is literally a block from where I park. If she wasn't so annoying, sneaky and ran a better operation she would be a perfect post work stop off.

[SpaGuy21]

LOL. I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the infamous Angel?

Doll Spa.
2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.
Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

[Billy73]

Doll Spa.

2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.

Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.

$100-$150 you can talk into Anal.

Woman is late 30's.

Small everything.

Wild experience.

If you need number message me.

[Sliding]

Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:

I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".

I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?

"oh little period. ".

Oh..

I was just there about 2 weeks ago. Posted about it. Never again, ever.

[Sliding]

Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:

I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".

I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?

"oh little period. ".

Oh..

I was there about 2 weeks ago and wrote about it. Never again! Ever.

[JoeColorado]

Good points but no I'm not saying just due to BBFS. More due to the fact that it's setup like a brothel.

It says nails in the title but there's no room to do nails there and no women go there. When I walk in, I ask to look at the girls who are all sitting in the back room and I pick one like I'm at a whole house.

I do my negotiating upfront so I can switch out the girl if she's not willing or able but haven't had to yet. Have seen 4 different girls there and hit them all BBFS with minimal effort outside of a $240 tip.

There's no way it should be this easy. I don't think this can last long.

Yeah that's all valid points. I stopped going there too once it started to get too much attention on this forum. A very popular BBFS place downtown is doomed to get busted and I don't want to be there when it does.

[ClydeWill]

I stopped into Me spa on Fullerton. Rose welcomed me with a sweet smile and took me back to the room. She has long hair and a nice figure. Rose gave me a very good massage working on my sore spots. She progressed to some gentle stroking and teasing. On the flip I didn't feel rushed at all. She teased a bit more and then started 69. We finished in cowgirl. After she cleaned me up she continued the massage. She gave me a nice hug and a bottle of water and asked me to return.

[RonKonp]

Got name? The one I saw went by Anne and for sure she was under 30. She was alright looking, but the massage & bbj were great.

Name Alice or what, Definatly going to come back to see Anne. Thanks bro.

[EscortVeiwer03]

Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.

I went to Archer not too long ago myself. Even made a post about it on the "prostate massages" thread. Nice spot. Jewel makes for easy parking and a quick snack after.