Massage Parlor Reports

**GMoney05** · 03-31-24 17:28

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

Same experience I stopped by Perfect Archer had the Same Latina. She had A blue dress with Her butt cheeks poking out. I was thinking In my head to check out the younger Latina down the street at Orange. But I stayed this Lady gave me A card and stamped It but she kept asking for my last 4 phone numbers and she lied told me she only does Massages when I know for A fact they do FS here. I told her I'm not Law Enforcement so she then smiled and told me to lay down she kissed all over my body then rode me like A motorcycle. I wasn't all the way Into It so told her to just finish with Hand-Job. I was pissed usually Perfect Archer has younger hotter Latina's. Just 2 weeks ago they had A decent looking Latina but then they was so busy.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 03-31-24 14:15

Perfect on Archer. Greeted by a Latina, think her name started with an M. English was OK. We could communicate. I say this because it is relevant later. In the room she asked me if I had a card. I told her I didn't. I explained that I don't keep cards on me. She then asks me for my phone number. Instead I hand her 1. 6 standard as I am getting undressed. I don't give the last 4 or phone number, not at Tokyo, not here. So she tells me I paid her too much. She starts quoting me hour and hh rates. What I don't want to happen is I pay for "time" and then I negotiate 1. 6 on top. So Again I give her my payment and she keeps refusing it. So I'm thinking she either thinks I'm L E or she just isn't down and is one of those rare "oh no I don't do that" girls. She is giving me these big high skeptical eyebrows and asks if maybe I meant to see another girl and then starts saying "oh sorry my english. " So I feel like if she is telling me I'm handing her too much cash so I want another girl I say yes. Second girl comes in. From there the experience is pretty standard, nothing great. As SOON as I'm in she starts with the COME ON BABBY stuff that just kiils it for me. She seemed a little loony. Kept playing with her nipples but not in a way that seemed sexual just like she's a chick who hangs out and plays with her nips. LOL. Anyway she put the work in so more power to her. I think I'm feeling diminishing returns and need to maybe get back to my core values and enjoy some chill L 1 massages for a while. Be safe why'all.

**Jayp80** · 03-31-24 14:13

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

I recently started going into the office, Angel's van buren location is literally a block from where I park. If she wasn't so annoying, sneaky and ran a better operation she would be a perfect post work stop off.

**SpaGuy21** · 03-31-24 12:15

Originally Posted by OrdLover [View Original Post]

LOL. I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the infamous Angel?

Originally Posted by Billy73 [View Original Post]

Doll Spa.
2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.
Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.

Hahaha, Angel is such a trip. All the dicks she takes 24/7 inspired her to get a doll, take off some of the load. I doubt she cleans that thing between visits and wouldn't touch it without a hazmat suit on.

**Billy73** · 03-30-24 21:41

Doll Spa.

2nd Floor S WENTWORTH.

Star was name given last time I was there before I left the CHI.

$100-$150 you can talk into Anal.

Woman is late 30's.

Small everything.

Wild experience.

If you need number message me.

**Sliding** · 03-30-24 12:51

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:

I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".

I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?

"oh little period. ".

Oh..

I was just there about 2 weeks ago. Posted about it. Never again, ever.

**Sliding** · 03-30-24 12:50

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:

I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".

I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?

"oh little period. ".

Oh..

I was there about 2 weeks ago and wrote about it. Never again! Ever.

**JoeColorado** · 03-30-24 12:42

Originally Posted by Flipper12 [View Original Post]

Good points but no I'm not saying just due to BBFS. More due to the fact that it's setup like a brothel.

It says nails in the title but there's no room to do nails there and no women go there. When I walk in, I ask to look at the girls who are all sitting in the back room and I pick one like I'm at a whole house.

I do my negotiating upfront so I can switch out the girl if she's not willing or able but haven't had to yet. Have seen 4 different girls there and hit them all BBFS with minimal effort outside of a $240 tip.

There's no way it should be this easy. I don't think this can last long.

Yeah that's all valid points. I stopped going there too once it started to get too much attention on this forum. A very popular BBFS place downtown is doomed to get busted and I don't want to be there when it does.

**ClydeWill** · 03-30-24 08:10

I stopped into Me spa on Fullerton. Rose welcomed me with a sweet smile and took me back to the room. She has long hair and a nice figure. Rose gave me a very good massage working on my sore spots. She progressed to some gentle stroking and teasing. On the flip I didn't feel rushed at all. She teased a bit more and then started 69. We finished in cowgirl. After she cleaned me up she continued the massage. She gave me a nice hug and a bottle of water and asked me to return.

**RonKonp** · 03-30-24 08:00

Originally Posted by Bhar35 [View Original Post]

Got name? The one I saw went by Anne and for sure she was under 30. She was alright looking, but the massage & bbj were great.

Name Alice or what, Definatly going to come back to see Anne. Thanks bro.

**EscortVeiwer03** · 03-30-24 07:07

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.

I went to Archer not too long ago myself. Even made a post about it on the "prostate massages" thread. Nice spot. Jewel makes for easy parking and a quick snack after.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 03-30-24 02:10

Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:

I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".

I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?

"oh little period. ".

Oh.

If I know you and I like you, and we're cool like that, yeah whatever. But this? No head up? Nah.

Pulled the bag off, washed off, left. Probably 10 seconds of actual action. Got so flustered I didn't even think to ask for any money back. My loss. I don't think I will be visiting Total Relax on Archer again.

**GMoney05** · 03-30-24 01:50

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

I've been down on Princess Latina and haven't been in a while. Although passing by recently, I saw two of you guys standing outside! Place seemed busy. Am I missing something? Did they get some hotties recently?

Well I did the same I was coming from Ozone turned down Western and saw A guy trying to get Inside but he ended up walking away. I had decided to look and see who was sitting at the desk (That means they're next up for A session) I seen an unfamiliar older Latina who wasn't In dress code. Now they wear purple nurse outfits unless that changed. It wasn't none of the familiar faces who's always there. But on Rubmaps they keep chatting about someone named Daniella. Never had her. But you can't go off other guy's this time of the year when It's Tax Return season. I seen guy's standing outside Sunkiss and that's A pure legit Spa. Men been standing outside Jing Ding In Chinatown and that's A Granny Shop lofl! Outside Carolina you can find better looking Latina's on an Escort Site.

**GMoney05** · 03-30-24 01:35

Originally Posted by RickSomething [View Original Post]

I love this place. Usually I go after some fun elsewhere so I can really get into the massage. There are a few options if you are lucky. But nothing like what is typically discussed on this board.

I never got much Info on who to ask for but I was told some decent Intel on If you go enough and they got familiar with you and you're A good tipper maybe just maybe you could get only Level 1. I don't care about Smashing every MT In Chicago but getting A decent Massage and atleast A HandyJob and BJ Is always good.