Massage Parlor Reports

[EscortVeiwer03]

Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.

I went to Archer not too long ago myself. Even made a post about it on the "prostate massages" thread. Nice spot. Jewel makes for easy parking and a quick snack after.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Worst experience I've ever had, hands down. Went to Total Relax on Archer and Kedzie. Papasan joint. Opted for this spot after considering a few others. As I thought it might be less crowded. My last visit here was a fucking mess, but that was a year ago, decided to try again. Details:

I counted out 1. 4 to start, and she kept fanning the funds out and passing it from hand to hand, so I gave her another 20 for standard 1. 6. Then she kept saying TWO HUNDRED. I told her very clearly no I took the money back and started to leave. "OK OK OK BABY".

I should have gone up the block but put the bills back on the table. I decided to start with a quick rubdown. Meh. Half ass CBJ. Then time for main course. To get right to the punchline, after a few uh thrusts, I looked down and saw dark spots and smears. "what the fuck?

"oh little period. ".

Oh.

If I know you and I like you, and we're cool like that, yeah whatever. But this? No head up? Nah.

Pulled the bag off, washed off, left. Probably 10 seconds of actual action. Got so flustered I didn't even think to ask for any money back. My loss. I don't think I will be visiting Total Relax on Archer again.

[GMoney05]

I've been down on Princess Latina and haven't been in a while. Although passing by recently, I saw two of you guys standing outside! Place seemed busy. Am I missing something? Did they get some hotties recently?

Well I did the same I was coming from Ozone turned down Western and saw A guy trying to get Inside but he ended up walking away. I had decided to look and see who was sitting at the desk (That means they're next up for A session) I seen an unfamiliar older Latina who wasn't In dress code. Now they wear purple nurse outfits unless that changed. It wasn't none of the familiar faces who's always there. But on Rubmaps they keep chatting about someone named Daniella. Never had her. But you can't go off other guy's this time of the year when It's Tax Return season. I seen guy's standing outside Sunkiss and that's A pure legit Spa. Men been standing outside Jing Ding In Chinatown and that's A Granny Shop lofl! Outside Carolina you can find better looking Latina's on an Escort Site.

[GMoney05]

I love this place. Usually I go after some fun elsewhere so I can really get into the massage. There are a few options if you are lucky. But nothing like what is typically discussed on this board.

I never got much Info on who to ask for but I was told some decent Intel on If you go enough and they got familiar with you and you're A good tipper maybe just maybe you could get only Level 1. I don't care about Smashing every MT In Chicago but getting A decent Massage and atleast A HandyJob and BJ Is always good.

[OPIllini]

100% legit. This has been brought up before. You can do a search in this thread to see the old posts.

Thanks for the heads up.

[Penetrator095]

Okay so there's about 3 different "moon spas" in Chicago. Can you guys clarify which location are you guys going to? They're all in different sides of town too.

[Englee]

Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.

Are you talking about Archer Perfect Spa? They are open and running.

[OrdLover]

I remember comments about this one, but can't seem to find them. Can anyone share or DM me?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46198/

I don't think there was anything about her.

[WoodWorker9]

Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.

Tried to stop by twice in the last two weeks. Each time, there were multiple cars outside and a wait time. I skipped past it and went to SxL and paid their higher fees. Since the raids, every place on the Southside has been busy as hell unfortunately.

Prior to shit getting too busy, Perfect was my go-to spot.

[Hopper54]

Ok guys is this place for real! Sounds too good to be true. I'm from Wisconsin and I would drive down here just to go to this place, but I don't think its real. The ladies in the ad look GREAT!! This place has like 4 ladies with different specialties anything from a PM to table shower don't know if it has FS or not. Is this place in a safe area? Please let me know by post or send me a message.

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[Hopper54]

I love this place. Usually I go after some fun elsewhere so I can really get into the massage. There are a few options if you are lucky. But nothing like what is typically discussed on this board.

I love this place too, but I am also interested in something above there. Can you tell me more about your experience with those options in Lang? Maybe I've been so unlucky so far.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Anyone been to perfect lately? Haven't been anywhere in a few months, not since the Big Shutdown, thinking of revisiting. I'll try and post just wanted to see if anyone's been recently. TIA.

[Chichef3000]

I remember comments about this one, but can't seem to find them. Can anyone share or DM me?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/46198/

[Bylethe]

Bylethe, is this the Moon at 40 xx Montrose?

Yes, that's there.

[OrdLover]

Yes, in Chinatown on a second floor spa on S Wentworth I have pics of the doll they actually have several you can even have a 3 some with the massage lady and the doll no joke all for about $100 no kidding PM for number.

LOL. I think I know who you are talking about. Is it the infamous Angel?