Massage Parlor Reports

[Bonnaryi]

Been out of the game for a while now. Last visit was with Jenny while she was at King's.

I'm looking for the biggest knockers. Thinking Linda at Airport, Pepsi at Euro or Noah at Sun Spa. Any recommendations or feedback would be amazing.

[Shogun Hua]

How we treat the ladies, our own personal hygiene and how much we pay, probably effects how the session will go as well.

[UndeadHentai]

Hi I'm wanting to venture south and see what Marysville / smokey point has to offer. Anyone have recommendation for good massage and FS?

[Shogun Hua]

As for looks, one guys 5/10 is going to be another guys 3/10 or 7/10. Sometimes they wear make up and sometimes, they don't, In my opinion, make up can easily bump up a girls looks a couple of points. Depending on when what time you go, you could be getting them on the wrong day or after they had a bad time or are tired. So take anyones rating or age guess with a grain of salt. I've seen quite a few girls that Aussie Fury has recommended, never have I been disappointed, once out of many, I felt the rating was a tad off, but in my opinion, he has a very good track record for recommendations with me. I've just learned to trust some people's reviews and lower my expectations with others.

I don't blame someone for giving up on a spot if they have a bad time and don't want to ever go back. However, if a spot is regularly busy and has many more good reviews than poor reviews, I would lean towards the the good reviews. Sure, sometimes I bet guys will hype up an experience a bit. Not everyone has the ability or chance to travel around and experience what other big citys have to offer, so they can only give their personal opinion and compare it to their other experiences.

I've never been offered discounts for writing good reviews. However, I'd probably be open to it. LOL!

[FlyingGolfball]

Same feeling. It's all subjective but the Shanghai ladies, even if they are average have sucked and fucked me with gusto and everyone has taken my load in their mouth. They aren't grannies or aunties and the price is reasonable. And if I could get a simping discount I'd sign up IMMEDIATELY. Lol seriously let me at it.

Some people likes K grannies and aunties, some like Latinas, some like younger Chinese girls, who cares, man?

Sure, you can share all your feeling and preference but I would probably not say anything to the level to say something mean about them.

Like DaminaDono said, I like these girls a lot and if I can get discount in anyway, hell, sign me up, buddy.

[DamianDono]

Same feeling. It's all subjective but the Shanghai ladies, even if they are average have sucked and fucked me with gusto and everyone has taken my load in their mouth. They aren't grannies or aunties and the price is reasonable. And if I could get a simping discount I'd sign up IMMEDIATELY. Lol seriously let me at it.

[AvereageQ]

In this Seattle AMP desert, I can only report my experiences and how I felt about them. I always take other's reports with a grain of salt, because it's mostly opinion. Everyone has their own standards and expectation of what kind of session they want. I'm not trying get people to visit or stay away. Just sharing what experience from my point of view.

That said, I have enjoyed my recent few sessions at Shanghai. I found the girls cute despite their flaws. I find good value in it and have left happy each time. I don't know if other's have been asked to give glowing reviews, but I do know the girls read this. I have seen them checking this board while I was there. Perhaps that's why they had mouth rinse handy when I visited, if that's not their standard, because of what has been said here. The level of service I received while there has been a notch above other AMPs I have been to in the Seattle area, but I know Seattle sets a low bar for AMPs. Do or don't, that's none of my concern. If you do, just remember YMMV.

[VillageRat]

So refreshing to see this post Skeleton Key. The constant reviews I see from this place do absolutely nothing to make me want to give it another try. The first try was a shit show of epic proportion. I hear the occasional rave about Alyssa. I didn't experience her, but I saw her. She is NOT hot. Lot o' simpin' going on with this place.

But, for South Everett I guess this place is pretty cool. Standards typically ain't too high in Everett.

Girlfriend experiences yes. If you like running the train on your girlfriends.

By any standard definition Chloe and Sindy are at best solid 5's; and Chloe's breath smelled like dirty ass the one visit I had with her. Yes they give average GFE but they are still just 5's in the looks department. So which is it? Discounts-for-fictitious-rave-reviews or just haven't mongered in any other big city AMP market that doesn't suck tremendous balls (aka Seattle) and think a couple 5's providing average GFE is the pinnacle of all AMP experiences?

[SkeletonKey6]

Some folks just don't get it. These Shanghai girls are other worldly. I had Chloe and Sindy together Friday morning, and my wallet took a big hit too. Got to start pacing myself a bit better. My retirement reserves are going fast. But they're worth it and we only live once. Sindy and Chloe are only here one more week. I'm trying to scare up some more dough for one more round before they go.

By any standard definition Chloe and Sindy are at best solid 5's; and Chloe's breath smelled like dirty ass the one visit I had with her. Yes they give average GFE but they are still just 5's in the looks department. So which is it? Discounts-for-fictitious-rave-reviews or just haven't mongered in any other big city AMP market that doesn't suck tremendous balls (aka Seattle) and think a couple 5's providing average GFE is the pinnacle of all AMP experiences?

[HotsFeru]

New spa on evergreen. Gave it one more shot and walked in was greeted by this Cuban chick. I wanted the Asian lady but she was already comfy in her pjs so she didn't want to get up.

Massage was thrash it just just rubbing. The service was lack luster and she barely cleaned me. It was 1 alcohol wipe and she wiped it one time got dressed and walked out. I thought she was coming back with a towel or a hot towel. 10 minutes later nothing so I just walked out. Been here a dozen times but I will NEVER EVER come to this place again.

[AvereageQ]

Question for the fellows here how to stay longer?

If you're asking if about getting more time than you ask for, the obvious answer is money. If you're getting rushed or shorted time, some times it can be because of how busy it is. You can blame the popularity for that. It's sucks but that's just the business. Of this squad, I've seen Chloe and Sindy. With both of them, I was lucky enough to not feel rushed or be pushed out to get the next guy in. Despite not discussing session length, I actually had to remind Sindy to check the time while we cuddled as I felt it approaching the hour mark because I didn't want to hold her up. Especially since guys started showing up at the door. It's always going to be YMMV.

[IstlFun]

Sorry about that dude. Some folks just don't get it. These Shanghai girls are other worldly. I had Chloe and Sindy together Friday morning, and my wallet took a big hit too. Got to start pacing myself a bit better. My retirement reserves are going fast. But they're worth it and we only live once. Sindy and Chloe are only here one more week. I'm trying to scare up some more dough for one more round before they go.

Agreed, the services there are great, completely different ball game than aurora girls offer, they are snoobish and won't touch you with a ten foot pole, take the $ and won't deliver.

[IstlFun]

You might have to sell you wallet to see them.

Yep, I can't wait to check them out. Iris said there will be new girls in April, not sure if it's A&A or not.

[FlyingGolfball]

Fuk you all with your amazing reports that got me into this mess now my wallet is getting thinner and probably going broke. I'm a type of guy that goes to a buffet and try everything and find what I rlly like and focus on that, so I finally was able to meet Iris the other day, she is one word "amazing" (have yet to try out A&A) . She was great, she stands 5'2, with c-cup, white paleish skin, she is the body type qualifies big boob with small tit with silky skin. The story of she and I goes like this when I first met her at the door, she in a pink cute dress but I had an impression she is older than the other, so more experienced. I was right when as I was sitting at edge of table she was stroking my rod and I was playing with her punana, she didn't get wet like the other. She either not sexually arouse or her punana is insensitive due to many encounters. The pleasures started when she was on her knee with my rod in her warm wet mouth and maintains the eye contact as I was trying to fondle her breast, it was so hot. Afterward I lay on the bed, she climb on and continue blow my rod, licked the balls, and msg prostate, and DT, sucked and licked the tip, push the skin all the way down and suck on head. I looked up and I saw her beautify eyes looking at me, damn she was so good I couldn't hold it if I hadn't stop her. After the BJ I felt my rod gotten bigger because her punana was tight and I had some difficulty as I am not on bigger side. After the usual k9, mish, standing mish I blew into her mouth and she happily obliges. Tbh I prefer her BJ over the deed as her BJ skill was phenomenal. Next time I will have her BJ for the whole session.

Question for the fellows here how to stay longer?

Last note. The place was still very busy because as I was there all rooms were occupied and there was 1 guy still waiting.

You might have to sell you wallet to see them.

[CumingForU]

Fuk you all with your amazing reports that got me into this mess now my wallet is getting thinner and probably going broke. I'm a type of guy that goes to a buffet and try everything and find what I rlly like and focus on that, so I finally was able to meet Iris the other day, she is one word "amazing" (have yet to try out A&A) . She was great, she stands 5'2, with c-cup, white paleish skin, she is the body type qualifies big boob with small tit with silky skin. The story of she and I goes like this when I first met her at the door, she in a pink cute dress but I had an impression she is older than the other, so more experienced. I was right when as I was sitting at edge of table she was stroking my rod and I was playing with her punana, she didn't get wet like the other. She either not sexually arouse or her punana is insensitive due to many encounters. The pleasures started when she was on her knee with my rod in her warm wet mouth and maintains the eye contact as I was trying to fondle her breast, it was so hot. Afterward I lay on the bed, she climb on and continue blow my rod, licked the balls, and msg prostate, and DT, sucked and licked the tip, push the skin all the way down and suck on head. I looked up and I saw her beautify eyes looking at me, damn she was so good I couldn't hold it if I hadn't stop her. After the BJ I felt my rod gotten bigger because her punana was tight and I had some difficulty as I am not on bigger side. After the usual k9, mish, standing mish I blew into her mouth and she happily obliges. Tbh I prefer her BJ over the deed as her BJ skill was phenomenal. Next time I will have her BJ for the whole session.

Question for the fellows here how to stay longer?

Last note. The place was still very busy because as I was there all rooms were occupied and there was 1 guy still waiting.

Sorry about that dude. Some folks just don't get it. These Shanghai girls are other worldly. I had Chloe and Sindy together Friday morning, and my wallet took a big hit too. Got to start pacing myself a bit better. My retirement reserves are going fast. But they're worth it and we only live once. Sindy and Chloe are only here one more week. I'm trying to scare up some more dough for one more round before they go.