Escort Reports

[SwampThang7]

Found a milfy blonde on STG and arranged a meet at the GVM off Cleveland there.

Get to the door all excited.

She had one leg 🦵.

This is not a joke. She had one leg.

I couldn't do it. Thought about making a joke about it being half price since she's only spreading one, but didn't.

How do you not put that in your ad online?

Left leg missing? What is GVM?

[Apple23]

I see you are fairly new to posting here so just an FYI.

When we post about a provider it is protocol to identify the provider by some means.

Best case is a link to their ad.

If not then the name they are using in ad. No last names.

Or maybe a photo.

Something so we know who you are actually reviewing or talk8 ng about.

Other then that just keep posting and tell us about so of the good ones or even the bad ones to stay away from.

And.

When in doubt.

Get the fuck out.

LOW.

Think this is the one.

[LittleGreek]

Found a milfy blonde on STG and arranged a meet at the GVM off Cleveland there.

Get to the door all excited.

She had one leg 🦵.

This is not a joke. She had one leg.

I couldn't do it. Thought about making a joke about it being half price since she's only spreading one, but didn't.

How do you not put that in your ad online?

Is her name ileana or Peg LOL.

[MrHunLow]

I see you are fairly new to posting here so just an FYI.

When we post about a provider it is protocol to identify the provider by some means.

Best case is a link to their ad.

If not then the name they are using in ad. No last names.

Or maybe a photo.

Something so we know who you are actually reviewing or talk8 ng about.

Other then that just keep posting and tell us about so of the good ones or even the bad ones to stay away from.

And.

When in doubt.

Get the fuck out.

LOW.

Found a milfy blonde on STG and arranged a meet at the GVM off Cleveland there.

Get to the door all excited.

She had one leg 🦵.

This is not a joke. She had one leg.

I couldn't do it. Thought about making a joke about it being half price since she's only spreading one, but didn't.

How do you not put that in your ad online?

[MN5504]

Or screenshot? Not that I'm particularly interested but at least be nice to know who it is.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/fort-...-/417060503219

Sorry about that.

[CoralCape239]

Found a milfy blonde on STG and arranged a meet at the GVM off Cleveland there.

Get to the door all excited.

She had one leg 🦵.

This is not a joke. She had one leg.

I couldn't do it. Thought about making a joke about it being half price since she's only spreading one, but didn't.

How do you not put that in your ad online?

Or screenshot? Not that I'm particularly interested but at least be nice to know who it is.

[Pvvth522]

A provider can certainly decide what she wishes to offer. But to mislead by false ads and comms is just really not something we should have to accept. So fair warning when she posts her rates in her STG ad as a "special" what she really means is her higher rates will apply, or she will try that anyway on arrival. Turning that switch aside it turns out DFK really means I don't kiss at all, and full service companionship does not include removing her top or letting you touch her either. All $$ got was a brief very poor massage, nude below the waste an a covered blow job for about 15 minutes. Never mind she confirmed she would cuddle by text. She was also non stop checking her phone, and talking a mile a minute about how she should take that ad down and why she doesn't do what the ad she posted says she does. You might be happy if you just want to bend her over for a quickie. Just not my cup of tea..

It is true, she does rip you off.

[ThickAndCream9]

My issue is that the pics posted need to reflect who is behind the door. When it doesn't it taints the encounter regardless of the quality of the service. I understand the need for them to put their best foot forward but when you don't recognize the girl because the pics are so old, or so filtered, or down right fake, it is a problem. We need to stop giving these girls a pass because we like their attitude or we think they are nice people. A little truth in advertising goes a long way and I feel this board needs to be a place for us to share honestly when we come across providers who are not being truthful.

Dog you and I know one another for years, and I agree with you immensely. I have been in this for years and when I go to a door and the lady if that's what you would like to call them and the picture is not the same as the person you expected. Follow your Intuition and also save a few bucks, turn around and get the fuck out. (As some monger always says). Good comparison have you ever heard your own voice on a recorder, shit that don't sound like me, right. That's what these chicks feel about what they look like so they use either some one else's picture or one of there's from Yesteryears. Compare this to shooting dice, you never know what your going to get until the door is opened. Hope this doesn't offend any of us and not meant to. But as always ciao fellow mongers.

[MN5504]

Found a milfy blonde on STG and arranged a meet at the GVM off Cleveland there.

Get to the door all excited.

She had one leg 🦵.

This is not a joke. She had one leg.

I couldn't do it. Thought about making a joke about it being half price since she's only spreading one, but didn't.

How do you not put that in your ad online?

[Cruiser410]

I'm not going to quote anyone but, there haven't been any unintentional "ugly" or overweight visitors to the dungeon. Everyone that has visited has been vetted and there have only been a few overweight / fatties but that was only because I chose to bring them in to give them their time in the Dungeon. The regular dungeon visitors that have been visiting, some for decades, are getting older but are still in top notch form, they range from ex-SW's and current SW's, to back page girls to STG girls, they are all truly unique and very good looking. Some have kids now some have boyfriends and husbands and some are still out there, but are still my regular UTR's.

So glad to be back in the game after the bouts with Covid.

Oh and after submitting this I realized I cant forget the nearly dozen girls that have since passed after becoming honorary dungeon visitors. From Danielle to hazel to Stephanie and the 10 or so others. You all were great and sad to see you go,I still have yalls numbers and even some texts. R.I.P. ladies

[Cec00]

You are spot on but some of the guys are total WK actors in how they see these over the hill washed up escorts. My best advice is to gauge the quality of the girl based off the members previous reviews. If he is promoting a "good attitude" over looks or saying we don't all look amazing, just hide that member's posts because they will never see ladies matching what many of us are seeking. I work out daily, have 10% body fat and look fucking amazing for my age. So I have looked in the mirror and therefore take issue with misleading pics that waste my time. LOL.

I have made the mistake of seeing women that another members have given very favorable reviews and learned my lesson the hard way. And as Thick said, this is our own opinion and YMMV. None of us are wrong about who we find attractive. Short, fat, old whatever floats your boat. What some of us mind is misleading pictures.

In my opinion when reviewing a girl let's just stick to the facts. If you say that she looks nothing like her pictures, then that is a part of the review. If you say her service is out of this world then others reading that review will have to make a decision on if they prioritize the service over the authenticity to the pictures.

I've seen Mrs. Robinson years ago and yes, her pictures are not current (they were not then) and yes, she is older. I think all of her reviews state that. They also state that she takes direction well, aims to please and is energetic and into the date.

Be safe brothers.

[CoralCape239]

You are spot on but some of the guys are total WK actors in how they see these over the hill washed up escorts. My best advice is to gauge the quality of the girl based off the members previous reviews. If he is promoting a "good attitude" over looks or saying we don't all look amazing, just hide that member's posts because they will never see ladies matching what many of us are seeking. I work out daily, have 10% body fat and look fucking amazing for my age. So I have looked in the mirror and therefore take issue with misleading pics that waste my time. LOL.

I have made the mistake of seeing women that another members have given very favorable reviews and learned my lesson the hard way. And as Thick said, this is our own opinion and YMMV. None of us are wrong about who we find attractive. Short, fat, old whatever floats your boat. What some of us mind is misleading pictures.

Fwiw. The girl can be anything or look anyway and you can enjoy her service but when they don't look like their pictures I just would walk away because they're already breaking any trust we have to put in them.

[SR7D1]

My issue is that the pics posted need to reflect who is behind the door. When it doesn't it taints the encounter regardless of the quality of the service. I understand the need for them to put their best foot forward but when you don't recognize the girl because the pics are so old, or so filtered, or down right fake, it is a problem. We need to stop giving these girls a pass because we like their attitude or we think they are nice people. A little truth in advertising goes a long way and I feel this board needs to be a place for us to share honestly when we come across providers who are not being truthful.

You are spot on but some of the guys are total WK actors in how they see these over the hill washed up escorts. My best advice is to gauge the quality of the girl based off the members previous reviews. If he is promoting a "good attitude" over looks or saying we don't all look amazing, just hide that member's posts because they will never see ladies matching what many of us are seeking. I work out daily, have 10% body fat and look fucking amazing for my age. So I have looked in the mirror and therefore take issue with misleading pics that waste my time. LOL.

I have made the mistake of seeing women that another members have given very favorable reviews and learned my lesson the hard way. And as Thick said, this is our own opinion and YMMV. None of us are wrong about who we find attractive. Short, fat, old whatever floats your boat. What some of us mind is misleading pictures.

[BigFrij]

My issue is that the pics posted need to reflect who is behind the door. When it doesn't it taints the encounter regardless of the quality of the service. I understand the need for them to put their best foot forward but when you don't recognize the girl because the pics are so old, or so filtered, or down right fake, it is a problem. We need to stop giving these girls a pass because we like their attitude or we think they are nice people. A little truth in advertising goes a long way and I feel this board needs to be a place for us to share honestly when we come across providers who are not being truthful.

Well done, well said.

[BiggDogg70]

Always remember what critics say is there opinion of there experience. Like Mikey say's try it you may like it. Compared to the what ever you want to call some of the chicks and the places they call in call Mrs. Robinson is up there in age, but like a good Fermented wine she knows exactly what she is doing, and her place is impeccable and gated community and parking right in front. I think some of us should take a look at ourselves before we criticize about who we were with. Like Donna Summers use to say (We work hard for the M O and E Y). If your looking for Miss America don't be on this site. Only my opinion but we all learn from one other. Ciao fellow mongers.

My issue is that the pics posted need to reflect who is behind the door. When it doesn't it taints the encounter regardless of the quality of the service. I understand the need for them to put their best foot forward but when you don't recognize the girl because the pics are so old, or so filtered, or down right fake, it is a problem. We need to stop giving these girls a pass because we like their attitude or we think they are nice people. A little truth in advertising goes a long way and I feel this board needs to be a place for us to share honestly when we come across providers who are not being truthful.