Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6804]

After my disappointment with outcall, I decided to check out SxL after all. I had a flight to catch and didn't have much time so I got there at 9:45 and just as I arrived Emily did also to open up. As has been reported she is a very small and quite cute spinner. I wanted to see Kelly and see what the fuss is about but she wouldn't arrive until 10:30 and I didn't have time to spare so I agreed to an hour with Emily and paid the $80 house fee. She gave me a nice TS and we went to the room where negotiations began. I knew I wouldn't last long so I wanted to arrange two pops but I was rather shocked to learn that she wanted to charge double the fee to her for a second pop. Never heard of that before. I told her we'd start with just a nude BBBJ before the massage and see how I felt after. Price was $160. She got naked and I had her climb on top of me for some nice body on body action before she got to work. Gave me a nice BBBJ and as expected I didn't last long. She took it all in her mouth, swallowed and kept sucking for another 10 seconds which was very nice. She then got dressed and gave me a solid massage with some back walking. Not near the best massage I've had but not a joke massage like many others I've had, she made a real effort. Then she asked if I'd decided on round two for another $160 BBBJ nude or $80 clothed (a $40 discount from the normal price she told me).

I should have just declined and finished the massage but here is where I went astray. I'd heard so much about Kelly and it was now 10:30 so I couldn't help but wonder if she was now available. Turns out she was but to get a nude BBBJ from her I'd need to pay $60 for the half hour (even though my original hour wasn't up) and $160 for the services. I tried to negotiate something a little more reasonable and this took a long time and kind of got me out of the mood. But since this was one my chance before I left Chicago I eventually relented and agreed.

Kelly came in and was a little older than I expected but had a banging body as reported. I'd heard she gave a good massage and wanted to experience a little but she said we only have 30 minutes and wanted to get down to business. Unfortunately with all the negotiations and no real warm up, she couldn't get me off. Not for lack of trying though, she took everything like a champ, letting me 69 (I didn't actually eat her out since I'm not into thar but just enjoyed having her asa in my face), letting me straddle her and face fuck her on the table, she got on her knees and tried that. It was quite hot but wasn't working. At one point she lied down on the table and beckoned me to start some BBFS. I don't do that even covered but I do wonder if she would have tried to charge me more when she was initiating it. While she is quite hot and eager, I do think her technique left a little to be desired and she was overly aggressive with the ass play. I do enjoy that if built up to but she was pretty rough. In the end, I told her it wasn't going to happen and she seemed legitimately pissed. She complained that I was her first customer and made her work so hard.

All in all, a very expensive visit and while lots of nice elements, not quite justifying what I paid. I should have just done four hands at that point and gotten my first double team BJ. Ah well, the good news is no sign of LEO and I've got some fond memories even if it wasn't all it could have been.

[Walker333]

I see it used quite often. Is it one guy that does the scheduling?

PPS aka Tony, is the boss who usually picks up the phone and asks if you want massage. I personally find him a pretty friendly and nice man.

[Need It Bad]

I just stopped by Orange spa. No LEO. The blinds were open in a second-floor window across the street, but I did not see anybody looking out the window. I had a fantastic time with Sara. The lousy pictures on the website are completely fake. Sara is really cute and friendly. She speaks a little English. She is petite with natural breasts. Perfect for me. I paid $200 for 45 minutes. Fantastic kisses. Fantastic table shower. Fantastic BBBJ. Fantastic FS. Fantastic massage. She mentioned that business has been OK, but that it could be better. I told her that the police busts nearby had spooked some of us. She said she was not aware of the raids. I told her that I would send the rest of you guys over to see her, to make sure that she makes some more money and to make sure that she comes back again in the future. She said she's here for two more days.

[FruitNinja]

The creatively named pps spot is at 563 X W Fullerton. Put the name in google and add RM to find what x equals. I was in the general area after trying to see a big booty Latina escort. See the Latina thread for info about that experience. Since I had big booty on the brain, I figured I'd try to see Lilly who I have read has big tits and is generally bigger. I don't know the name of the woman who answered the door. She was too plain. Here English was not developed, so when I asked about Lilly the second time I made a big breast gesture. She replied with a fat woman gesture. LOL. She was yelling through the door at another woman. I asked to see her. Her name is Lisa. She told me she is Japanese. She's not. But she does have a MILFy Japanese look. Had her do a spin for me. Small doctor built B breasts and a little ass. Opposite of what I wanted but she was milfy cute.

Money and service: I did the nonverbal for kissing, DATY, and boom boom. She told me 200. No way for a PPS spot. I countered with 120. She said nope, so I started to walk. She said 140 for 30 minutes. I said ok.

LFK at first, sucked her tits, DATY. No real taste or smell, which is disappointing. As I have reported regularly in my reviews, I like pussy that tastes and smells like pussy. She was a bit disengaged during DATY. Clit action seemed ineffective..

I see it used quite often. Is it one guy that does the scheduling?

[ShantitMaster]

The creatively named pps spot is at 563 X W Fullerton. Put the name in google and add RM to find what x equals. I was in the general area after trying to see a big booty Latina escort. See the Latina thread for info about that experience. Since I had big booty on the brain, I figured I'd try to see Lilly who I have read has big tits and is generally bigger. I don't know the name of the woman who answered the door. She was too plain. Here English was not developed, so when I asked about Lilly the second time I made a big breast gesture. She replied with a fat woman gesture. LOL. She was yelling through the door at another woman. I asked to see her. Her name is Lisa. She told me she is Japanese. She's not. But she does have a MILFy Japanese look. Had her do a spin for me. Small doctor built B breasts and a little ass. Opposite of what I wanted but she was milfy cute.

Money and service: I did the nonverbal for kissing, DATY, and boom boom. She told me 200. No way for a PPS spot. I countered with 120. She said nope, so I started to walk. She said 140 for 30 minutes. I said ok..

LOL. Damn man you really nose dived.

I went the other day as well but not really aiming for L3 or anything. I should have haggled a bit more on the bonus service but eh its whatever. Didn't see a Lily but they did have Judy that was available. Don't know what kind of Asian in particular. Looked college age, under 100 lbs, 5' tops. Got to suck on her tits, grope etc. LOL didn't go down town or anything so can't comment on that. Judy was pretty soft spoken but easy to talk about the services I wanted. Good wet and sloppy BBJ. Didn't go beyond that. Not as eventful, but nothing terrible either.

[HappyGardener]

She charged me 50 for 30 minutes. I say that so guys are prepared with 5 extra in case HG is getting a discount as a regular.

Second, there is a second woman who works there. The other woman had the door wide open was doing a legit massage on a guy who was mostly covered when I was walking out the front door. The other woman seemed to be a little heavier than Julia / Julie / Anna. I expect that other woman is doing the legit massages and Julia is handling the session with guys who want extras. If you ask for Julia, Julie, or Anna only then I assume you won't get the other woman.

She's solo now. Other woman is no longer there.

[DWaits]

The creatively named pps spot is at 563 X W Fullerton. Put the name in google and add RM to find what x equals. I was in the general area after trying to see a big booty Latina escort. See the Latina thread for info about that experience. Since I had big booty on the brain, I figured I'd try to see Lilly who I have read has big tits and is generally bigger. I don't know the name of the woman who answered the door. She was too plain. Here English was not developed, so when I asked about Lilly the second time I made a big breast gesture. She replied with a fat woman gesture. LOL. She was yelling through the door at another woman. I asked to see her. Her name is Lisa. She told me she is Japanese. She's not. But she does have a MILFy Japanese look. Had her do a spin for me. Small doctor built B breasts and a little ass. Opposite of what I wanted but she was milfy cute.

Money and service: I did the nonverbal for kissing, DATY, and boom boom. She told me 200. No way for a PPS spot. I countered with 120. She said nope, so I started to walk. She said 140 for 30 minutes. I said ok.

LFK at first, sucked her tits, DATY. No real taste or smell, which is disappointing. As I have reported regularly in my reviews, I like pussy that tastes and smells like pussy. She was a bit disengaged during DATY. Clit action seemed ineffective. Then faked a little when I would insert my tongue in the vaj. Went back to kiss her and she wasn't down. I had another pps lady tell me DATY is unhygienic. Maybe she thinks the same thing. Rolled her over to rub her small ass a bit. Suited up for standing mish. Legs over the shoulder to create a tighter fit. Busted in the bag.

No tattoos, light Bush, cute MILF face that could pass as Japanese but she's not, small B enhanced, little ass, probably 5 ft 3.

Would not repeat since I don't repeat. Too many women to see and not enough monger funds. Glad I saw her because she's one of the cuter milfs at the PPS spots. But service was meh. YMMV as always.

FYI, the parking situation there is worse now as construction season has begun.

[Woo169]

1st time in Chicago and looking for a good recommendation for a Latin nuru. So far only CLM seem to be good but read that it's not fully nude.

[GMoney05]

Hello,

Long time reader, occasional relaxer.

I don't know much about going on with the scares but if some people still seem to be spooked.

T pro is a great spot to visit.

I rode past ozone and there has been a 5 o parked out front all day.

819 there is one around the mechanic (idk if they are having work done or not).

And on Kp there is one parked by the autozone and Red lantern has a squad circling the area. I frequent the area because the wings are worth checking out.

I don't know what any of this means but its just my observation.

But I have not been out due to the scares being sent around. If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

Orange has had older duds the last few times I've seen but that was about 4 weeks ago.

I can't find anymore of the younger 20's anywhere.

What Is KP? T-Pro Is okay but not the cleanest. The Shower room has an odd smell and also very small. So CPD watching Ozone? They got busted back around 2019 when they first opened. If you want "Younger" well try the Chinatown Apartments or Grand Spa has younger girls. But they are A bit on the wild and crazy side.

[DWaits]

I have gone to Saani on Gunnison and Nagle a few times over the last few weeks. I know this place gets reported on in the Norridge thread but it is within the boundaries of Chicago so I am posting here.

She charged me 50 for 30 minutes. I say that so guys are prepared with 5 extra in case HG is getting a discount as a regular.

Second, there is a second woman who works there. The other woman had the door wide open was doing a legit massage on a guy who was mostly covered when I was walking out the front door. The other woman seemed to be a little heavier than Julia / Julie / Anna. I expect that other woman is doing the legit massages and Julia is handling the session with guys who want extras. If you ask for Julia, Julie, or Anna only then I assume you won't get the other woman.

[Fit312]

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

I'm sure that he's talking about the place on the NW side.

[Mustashlo]

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

Montrose Ave (40XX W).

[Slvgg1]

Hello,

Long time reader, occasional relaxer.

I don't know much about going on with the scares but if some people still seem to be spooked.

T pro is a great spot to visit.

I rode past ozone and there has been a 5 o parked out front all day.

819 there is one around the mechanic (idk if they are having work done or not).

And on Kp there is one parked by the autozone and Red lantern has a squad circling the area. I frequent the area because the wings are worth checking out.

I don't know what any of this means but its just my observation.

But I have not been out due to the scares being sent around. If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

Orange has had older duds the last few times I've seen but that was about 4 weeks ago.

I can't find anymore of the younger 20's anywhere.

[Walker333]

I have been working 6 day weeks and long hours so I have been just going to tried and true places that are close to me and on my way home.

I have gone to Saani on Gunnison and Nagle a few times over the last few weeks. I know this place gets reported on in the Norridge thread but it is within the boundaries of Chicago so I am posting here.

Yes Julie and Anna are the same person. That's her work name. She is a Mongolian grandmother. Set your translator app to Mongolian. If older women aren't your thing, you'll want to bypass this place. I have spent some time with her over the last few visits and learned a lot about her life in Mongolia before coming to America a few years ago. She wears a mask most of the time. She does do the towel over the face and head and partly that is for her to massage face and head and partly so that you will close your eyes and relax. I did tell her today some guys might not like that.

The spa has been totally renovated and is very clean and looks new. She is the only one working there. There is a standup shower stall in the bathroom which I have used. The doors to the rooms are swinging doors not doors that close all the way. Each visit has been a little different. Today I got a full on, full body massage that bordered on sensual and therapeutic. It was quite relaxing and I did need a good massage.

As others have stated, she never asks for a tip. House fee is $45/ half or $65/ hour. I find her to be a very sensual and submissive woman when the fun begins. DFK, BBBJ, rimming, are all on the menu. I have had covered FS a few times. I have left anywhere from $100 to $160 for her depending on time spent. I was the last customer one night and I was there for two hours so I left a little more.

She's an interesting character. Lots of hugs and kisses and not much English. She tends to say the same English words over and over again.

Anyway. Too long of a review but you kind need some deep background on this one. She's not your average AMP worker that maintains an icy attitude. Treat her nice fellas.

Great report, as always. I would just like to add that I saw her without a mask and also I removed the towel from my face and I didn't find her sexy or attractive at all. Generally it wouldn't be an obstacle for some of you, but keep that in mind. The same applies to OD Judy.

[FffMaza]

Just met Ami for the first time. She's a sexy little spinner, hot as hell and a very pretty face. Could be Sophia's sister kind of pretty. She invited me to return and see her and Sophia at the same time. As I was leaving she called for Sophia and I got a very sensual embrace from her as I left with a ridiculous smile on my face.

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?