Massage Parlor Reports

[Mustashlo]

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

Montrose Ave (40XX W).

[Slvgg1]

Hello,

Long time reader, occasional relaxer.

I don't know much about going on with the scares but if some people still seem to be spooked.

T pro is a great spot to visit.

I rode past ozone and there has been a 5 o parked out front all day.

819 there is one around the mechanic (idk if they are having work done or not).

And on Kp there is one parked by the autozone and Red lantern has a squad circling the area. I frequent the area because the wings are worth checking out.

I don't know what any of this means but its just my observation.

But I have not been out due to the scares being sent around. If anyone has any info I would appreciate it.

Orange has had older duds the last few times I've seen but that was about 4 weeks ago.

I can't find anymore of the younger 20's anywhere.

[Walker333]

I have been working 6 day weeks and long hours so I have been just going to tried and true places that are close to me and on my way home.

I have gone to Saani on Gunnison and Nagle a few times over the last few weeks. I know this place gets reported on in the Norridge thread but it is within the boundaries of Chicago so I am posting here.

Yes Julie and Anna are the same person. That's her work name. She is a Mongolian grandmother. Set your translator app to Mongolian. If older women aren't your thing, you'll want to bypass this place. I have spent some time with her over the last few visits and learned a lot about her life in Mongolia before coming to America a few years ago. She wears a mask most of the time. She does do the towel over the face and head and partly that is for her to massage face and head and partly so that you will close your eyes and relax. I did tell her today some guys might not like that.

The spa has been totally renovated and is very clean and looks new. She is the only one working there. There is a standup shower stall in the bathroom which I have used. The doors to the rooms are swinging doors not doors that close all the way. Each visit has been a little different. Today I got a full on, full body massage that bordered on sensual and therapeutic. It was quite relaxing and I did need a good massage.

As others have stated, she never asks for a tip. House fee is $45/ half or $65/ hour. I find her to be a very sensual and submissive woman when the fun begins. DFK, BBBJ, rimming, are all on the menu. I have had covered FS a few times. I have left anywhere from $100 to $160 for her depending on time spent. I was the last customer one night and I was there for two hours so I left a little more.

She's an interesting character. Lots of hugs and kisses and not much English. She tends to say the same English words over and over again.

Anyway. Too long of a review but you kind need some deep background on this one. She's not your average AMP worker that maintains an icy attitude. Treat her nice fellas.

Great report, as always. I would just like to add that I saw her without a mask and also I removed the towel from my face and I didn't find her sexy or attractive at all. Generally it wouldn't be an obstacle for some of you, but keep that in mind. The same applies to OD Judy.

[FffMaza]

Just met Ami for the first time. She's a sexy little spinner, hot as hell and a very pretty face. Could be Sophia's sister kind of pretty. She invited me to return and see her and Sophia at the same time. As I was leaving she called for Sophia and I got a very sensual embrace from her as I left with a ridiculous smile on my face.

I think there are a few spots with this name. Which one?

[DeepLover1]

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

Mustashlo, did the Ami have very high cheek bones and crooked top teeth. With that said she is still very beautiful if it the Ami I remember from Milwaukee.

[DeepLover1]

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

Mustashlo, which moon is this?

[HankyDaPanky]

Belmont.

Meh. Got the job done, but nothing extra. Saw the girls, anything more was a no. Rub my underwear? Wait wha??

Thin, good personality, but nah. Very happy with 6.

[Mustashlo]

Just met Ami for the first time. She's a sexy little spinner, hot as hell and a very pretty face. Could be Sophia's sister kind of pretty. She invited me to return and see her and Sophia at the same time. As I was leaving she called for Sophia and I got a very sensual embrace from her as I left with a ridiculous smile on my face.

I stopped in just before lunch today and was delighted to meet Ami. Long black hair and green-grey eyes. Go to the room to get better acquainted. She immediately dropped her dress and I welcomed her to the table. I was not in the mood for FS but I had to taste her body. Succulent tits and a very sweet pussy. Nothing like having some beautiful legs surrounding your head as your lick away. When I was done, she returned the favor. Ami is hot.

Thanks Bro!

[GMoney05]

I think its generally a poor choice to park in front of the massage you're going to pay money to do something you could get in trouble with the law for, you'll already get a midemeano or whatever, and also risk losing your car to the impound. Park and walk!

Also. Its been an exciting few weeks for the Chicago massage board and a wild year or so! I think in general, with people like billy and of charlie and others, its best to just take thair fan fiction for what it is and not take it as serious posting. Anyone claiming that much insider info is just trying to make themselves feel important, and no one needs to care which tiny village a particular person comes too or how often the women text you about their lives. Its so weird. I more or less don't give much credibility to any post that's doing these things. It might be true, but who knows, and what weird motivation behind posting it must exist. Also. Its safe to say anyone with hardly any posts at all whos writing a novel is a phony. Or people just asking a lot of questions for a long time but never sharing and then getting all internet hurt when they are called out on their behaviour. So weird.

If you go to visit these places. Just post what you thought. Was she hot? Was she not? Was the service good? Was the service not good? Etc. And post straight dollar amounts instead of trying to be so amazingly clever. I'm glad people at least stopped using "roses" that was embarrassing! But now all the L1-40 stuff and $$ 54# at # stuff when tis just as many presses of a button to write 80 +.160 or whatever. The website is called sex guide. Its no mystery what is being discussed.

So if it's your first time at A Spa and CPD happens to bust and does A raid you'll get your car Impounded because the Ladies are offering Happy Endings? Some guy's actual visit Spa's for an actual Massage and from news articles I read Male costumers or "Mongers" hardly get charges on them they arrest the MT since they are providing the sexual services. Plus do you know how raids work? They bust In through the back usual not the front and they have other cops on stand by watching the whole neighborhood so parking down the street won't save you. But as I stated I still didn't see much going on over at Orange. I should've seen at least 1 costumer coming out. Just go at your own risk. Perfect Archer was running business as normal.

[HappyGardener]

I have been working 6 day weeks and long hours so I have been just going to tried and true places that are close to me and on my way home.

Acupressure Spa is on Howard and California / Dodge. Technically in Evanston but Chicago is across the street and a lot of North Side guys go to the Evanston AMPs.

Luna has been reported on in both threads. I saw her yesterday so I know she's still there but she keeps thinking they will rotate her out to Naperville. She's early 40's, flower tattoo across her lower stomach. Small boobs, flat Asian ass, little cottage cheese starting in the upper thighs and butt. Great smile, pretty face, loves to laugh. Chinese and we both had our apps going and have spent a bunch of time talking. She comes and goes, loves to sleep, and may stay out late from time to time, so she might not be at the spa if you just show up.

I have seen her three times over the last few weeks. Saw here at the place up on Church and Dodge last November a few other times. $65 for the hour. $140 - $160 tip. 30 minute massage is great. One time I had part of an edible and totally zoned out to her working me. She was sweating and working hard to get my kinks out. Honestly her massages are worth the price of admission. But I like a hard all over massage. Closed mouth kissing. CBJ. Covered FS. Holy Moly, let her get on top and go cowgirl and thank me later. She got off three times yesterday while riding me. She loves boom boom and loves to grind on you. If you like watching a woman's reactions, she is one to watch.

I have only seen Lulu once. LuLu has bigger boobs, is the same age, and a little tighter body. 5'4" probably. Massage was ok but I was comparing it to Lunas. Menu is the same. Kissing CBJ and CFS. We did a few positions until we were worn out and I finished on top in mish. All in all I prefer Luna but Lulu is fun as well. Lulu speaks zero English

Skip the table shower. I have solo rinsed off in that room and it's kinda seedy. As is the whole place. Best to have the lights down there. I was the last customer one night and I found myself wandering around the place naked with both of them as they laughed, smoked and ate. YMMV of course.

[HappyGardener]

I have been working 6 day weeks and long hours so I have been just going to tried and true places that are close to me and on my way home.

I have gone to Saani on Gunnison and Nagle a few times over the last few weeks. I know this place gets reported on in the Norridge thread but it is within the boundaries of Chicago so I am posting here.

Yes Julie and Anna are the same person. That's her work name. She is a Mongolian grandmother. Set your translator app to Mongolian. If older women aren't your thing, you'll want to bypass this place. I have spent some time with her over the last few visits and learned a lot about her life in Mongolia before coming to America a few years ago. She wears a mask most of the time. She does do the towel over the face and head and partly that is for her to massage face and head and partly so that you will close your eyes and relax. I did tell her today some guys might not like that.

The spa has been totally renovated and is very clean and looks new. She is the only one working there. There is a standup shower stall in the bathroom which I have used. The doors to the rooms are swinging doors not doors that close all the way. Each visit has been a little different. Today I got a full on, full body massage that bordered on sensual and therapeutic. It was quite relaxing and I did need a good massage.

As others have stated, she never asks for a tip. House fee is $45/ half or $65/ hour. I find her to be a very sensual and submissive woman when the fun begins. DFK, BBBJ, rimming, are all on the menu. I have had covered FS a few times. I have left anywhere from $100 to $160 for her depending on time spent. I was the last customer one night and I was there for two hours so I left a little more.

She's an interesting character. Lots of hugs and kisses and not much English. She tends to say the same English words over and over again.

Anyway. Too long of a review but you kind need some deep background on this one. She's not your average AMP worker that maintains an icy attitude. Treat her nice fellas.

[HappyGardener]

Decided to stop by Asian Massage on my way home. Had an excellent time with Linda, opted for half hour as it was late. . 4 to the house and. 4 to her for pretty much everything I wanted. Started with me sitting on the table with some CBJ, lots of sound and a lot of great eye contact. We then proceeded to the table for some cg, rcg, and doggy. We went over the 30 which she didn't seem to mind, but she also got very vocal, not sure it was real. All in all a great time.

Have fun out there!

So many periods and spaces and numbers. $40? $140? Am I reading that you paid $280 total?

Can we all start using real numbers please.

[Member #6804]

A little scared about all the talk of a crackdown, I decided to play it safer and try an outcall to my hotel. Not sure if this is the right forum but it was billed as a massage. Unfortunately I got a little confused by different agency names and wound up having a pretty mediocre experience. I texted the number at the website above and was told it was $1. 4 to have a European blonde give me an hour massage. Took her about an hour to show up and it obviously wasn't the girl from the picture texted but a 40's to 50's Polish gal, a little on the chunky side but with a nice set of natural tits. She asked for $1. 6 up front for the fee plus parking. She started the massage which was little more than an oily rub. She was super talkative which isn't really my thing and then pretty quickly started taking things south and invited me to massage her legs. I asked if she wanted to get naked and she stripped down to panties. At this point though, she went into negotiations mode asking me how much I was going to "gift her". A turn off and then she made clear that only L1 was on the table and only one pop. She wouldn't give me a hard number on what that would cost which annoyed me so I said. 4 and she scoffed. I upped the offer to. 60 and she reluctantly agreed but immediately started to rush the job. At that point I said, no I want my hour massage first because otherwise we were looking at a 15 minute experience. I turned back onto my front and she put a little more effort in but it was awkward. Thinking of how I could turn things around since I'd already committed more funds than I had wanted, I asked if I could massage her. She agreed and that made things a little more interesting but she wouldn't allow any roaming under the panties. Finally I asked about oiling her nice boobs and finishing with Russian but she said no, and I could only cum in that area if I put down a towel because she didn't want to get too messy. Then when she was finishing me off I asked her to play with my balls and she tugged them hard so I was distracted by the pain and couldn't really enjoy it fully. After she gave me more massage and started getting super chatty again. She seemed like a sweet person so against my better judgment I gave her. 8 on top of what I'd already paid. I should have just gone to SxL like I planned and got much more for that price.

I'm still in town for a couple days. Anyone have a guess how much Kelly would want for BBBJCIM with two pops? Not interested in FS. Maybe I can get the bad taste of this experience out of my mouth (and into Kelly's).

[Eddinger]

I think its generally a poor choice to park in front of the massage you're going to pay money to do something you could get in trouble with the law for, you'll already get a midemeano or whatever, and also risk losing your car to the impound. Park and walk!

Also. Its been an exciting few weeks for the Chicago massage board and a wild year or so! I think in general, with people like billy and of charlie and others, its best to just take thair fan fiction for what it is and not take it as serious posting. Anyone claiming that much insider info is just trying to make themselves feel important, and no one needs to care which tiny village a particular person comes too or how often the women text you about their lives. Its so weird. I more or less don't give much credibility to any post that's doing these things. It might be true, but who knows, and what weird motivation behind posting it must exist. Also. Its safe to say anyone with hardly any posts at all whos writing a novel is a phony. Or people just asking a lot of questions for a long time but never sharing and then getting all internet hurt when they are called out on their behaviour. So weird.

If you go to visit these places. Just post what you thought. Was she hot? Was she not? Was the service good? Was the service not good? Etc. And post straight dollar amounts instead of trying to be so amazingly clever. I'm glad people at least stopped using "roses" that was embarrassing! But now all the L1-40 stuff and $$ 54# at # stuff when tis just as many presses of a button to write 80 +.160 or whatever. The website is called sex guide. Its no mystery what is being discussed.

Well, in my opinion its dumb to park right in front of Orange, you have to pay for parking and your car is visible. Could have been mongers there they park all over the side streets. Just because you see no cars doesn't mean a place isn't open, I can confirm it is open. Next time go up to the door and ring the bell, that's usually a way to get in. You have a choice to go where you want. BILLY73 is a person on here, whom has no credibility, his posts are all telling lies fibs. I can confirm hkpd is open, under asian apartments. I'm not sure about Pink Diamond..

[NashGuy77]

I'd say 5'3 95 lbs.

Thanks for the detailed review.

I really like skinny women. Can you share a general estimate of height and weight? I prefer tall and rail thin over spinner but curious about the height and weight. Thanks again.