Massage Parlor Reports

**FlyingGolfball** · 03-13-24 16:22

Should've listened to my monger fellow friend about these grannies / aunties shop.

I was on rmap and read some great reviews about this new girl Angie in ET. Never done TS so I was interested in experiencing it and also read she is a bit younger than usual k grannies so I decided to drive up.

The whole experience was meh. It was fun talking with her (I speak same language) but I was there for some fun "doing" stuff which I got none of. No LFK/ DFK, no 69, no massage, TS was underwhelming, no DATY. All I did was BBBJ and mish cfs. Literally that was it. I still spent full hour chatting but up in Shanghai, I spent full hour with body language. I think Angie is a sweet lady, maybe we didn't click.

I guess I will wait for Alyssa and Angela to come back in 2 weeks.

**ZoooBus** · 03-12-24 21:20

I thought that I would give them a shot since it had been a while. I went in, pricing is now $65 for an hour. No problem. Prices go up. I gave her $70. She was fairly young, to my old eyes at least. Rather cute. And she gave a very good massage. And though she got close there was never any teasing. Nor were any extras offered. I struck out. Still great massage, tipped with a twenty. I used the advanced features with Rubmaps and someone at least got a happy ending about three weeks ago. One thing that I know for certain, it was not me.

**Marko Ramius** · 03-12-24 10:39

Originally Posted by Alonzo919 [View Original Post]

Have you been to Shanghai Spa?

Yeah. The girl was cute and friendly. But the downsides are that the experience was rushed, the shop was too busy and too crowded and too conspicuous.

Kind of reminds me how Evergreen Spa further up 99 was in 2020. Which rapidly went downhill.

This place is too visible and is getting too much attention and is going to get busted.

**DeepInMarcus** · 03-11-24 12:04

If Angela was a 10, on that scale I'd say Iris delivered a 6.5. Not an enthusiastic swallower nor as charismatic as Angela. Not particularly tight. Good head game. Probably fine for the average monger.

I also got to see and grope Chloe. Very small and was trying to seriously sell herself for my next visit. Not quite my type but I'm sure some of you animals would enjoy. Personally I'm going to save my wallet for either Angela or a lady of similar caliber.

Shanghai the usual upfront $$.

**MrHelmetHead** · 03-11-24 09:25

Originally Posted by LorenDaiz [View Original Post]

I know a happy at VIP. Not sure if ever went by seven.

This "Happy" isn't the one you are looking for.

**PurpleMist** · 03-11-24 02:44

Next to Heaven Sent chicken. Saw their ad for $. 40 service. Went there early afternoon to find two guys talking right by the door.

Waited a few minutes and still talking. Actually they lit a cigarette so I knew they weren't going away anytime soon. Thought about going to Shanghai but would have had to drive to a bank and then back here and didn't want to do all that so decided to do a quick errand nearby instead and come back.

Luckily they were gone when I came back. Went in and greeted by someone who's late 30's to early 40's with long hair. I had already spent this much effort so I let her lead me to the room. But I should've left.

Asked about $. 40 ad and she asked massage which I replied no. The whole time it felt like she just wanted me out the door. She seemed friendly enough but she only did CBJ for like a minute and then said "you fuck me? I asked about BBBJ and she said it's $$ for that. She didn't even want to do the work herself. Had me do all the work and when I asked if she'd get on top, she did relunctantly. I didn't even bother asking her name, sorry guys. I visited this place a few months ago and saw Rose and I had pretty good time. I may return later and see another provider and go with the usual rate then. It wasn't worth trying to save. 6 but I do regret not going to Shanghai instead.

F: 6.

B: 6.

S: 4.

**Alonzo919** · 03-10-24 20:18

I honestly don't think anyone can get the same value anywhere else at this point. Since yesterday and I've been looking for someone to host at a reasonable price and I couldn't find anything other than the drug addicts for anything lower than 2. 5. So today ended up going back my our favorite place. Went to see Iris initially, but then I saw Chloe and I changed my mind. I had to wait for 10 minutes, since someone else was hammering her. She came over, I asked her if she can get a good wash or a shower, so she did.

She's not Angela but she's the closest I could find so far.

I just hope this place stays open and I wish they could fucking move to a more secluded area. I'm guessing they're not depending on foot traffic for their business 🤣.

**Alonzo919** · 03-10-24 18:37

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

Yeah, the whole MP scene on the north end, especially in the unincorporated part of SnoCo north of Lynnwood and south of Everett is dominated by old bats nowadays.

There have been some younger ones around, but they usually don't last long and if they do they are pretty messed up in the head and at best inconsistent performers.

There seems to be a pretty vicious age-based pecking order at these places and the younger ones get treated like crap by the older ones and the management.

You've got to face facts, though. There is no way some hot 21-year-old Korean chick is going to let you raw dog her and cum on her face for $200. Not in this universe or this economy. Much less fuck her ass and lick you clean afterwards.

Have you been to Shanghai Spa?

**JustMe9827** · 03-10-24 18:23

I saw awhile back that someone had rated a few of the Everett spas for Grannie and Aunties, does anyone have the same info for all the Marysville spas?

**Loren Daiz** · 03-10-24 14:47

Originally Posted by BrewCrew2622 [View Original Post]

Is seven / happy still in the game? Where is she working out of nowadays?

I know a happy at VIP. Not sure if ever went by seven.

**Marko Ramius** · 03-10-24 10:49

Yeah, the whole MP scene on the north end, especially in the unincorporated part of SnoCo north of Lynnwood and south of Everett is dominated by old bats nowadays.

There have been some younger ones around, but they usually don't last long and if they do they are pretty messed up in the head and at best inconsistent performers.

There seems to be a pretty vicious age-based pecking order at these places and the younger ones get treated like crap by the older ones and the management.

You've got to face facts, though. There is no way some hot 21-year-old Korean chick is going to let you raw dog her and cum on her face for $200. Not in this universe or this economy. Much less fuck her ass and lick you clean afterwards.

**Alonzo919** · 03-10-24 03:19

My work schedule got fucked and I can get out later than Shanghai is opened. New spa was shit the few times I visited in the past. Any changes?

**BrewCrew2622** · 03-09-24 16:53

Is seven / happy still in the game? Where is she working out of nowadays?

**DamianDono** · 03-09-24 15:44

I swear I should have a punch card at Shanghai by now.

Went up really late last night just before close. The lot was full due to a party at the one place and the curry shop was going gangbusters. I have no shame so I walked right in to Shanghai.

Greeted by Chloe. I was pretty stoked from the get go. TINY little thing, cute face, kinda messed up grill that I find cute. Barely there little top and skirt with nothing underneath. Lead me to a room and said she would be back.

Iris came in but I politely requested Chloe come back. As soon as she did it was on.

DFK, groping that little body that I could easily pick up and carry. She really got all over me, kissed me. Deeply, hands everywhere. Cute big, little MMs

BBBJ was nice but nowhere near the Heather Brooke levels of Alyssa and Angela but that's ok. She tried and it was hot watching my pretty good sized meat impale her little mouth. I finally said "let's fuck" and she was excited. We did a double standing maneuver that we could only pull off due to her size, then I picked her up and plowed her against the wall. Next she rode me hard really using that little body. Doggy style where I was amazed she could take it all as I delivered a pretty primal Viagra fueled pounding.

Last HOT mish with her bucking and writhing underneath. I was covered up but she felt pretty slick, probably from a few loads you primates pumped into her 🫡.

Last I asked for cim and she did with gusto. Only slight distraction as some goober came in as I was busting as I could see on the security cam. As I was catching my breath and she was spitting he was being a real Romeo out there to whomever else was working saying "I'm only here for you my dear!"

LOL cool cool.

Chloe was a hot little spinner, can take cock, and is so much fun. We kept grinding and making our as I got dressed. No massage as it was closing time but I was totally drained and didn't mind. Exchanged numbers too.

Another win.

$$. 2.

That's value!

**SkeletonKey6** · 03-09-24 13:49

Originally Posted by BananaBandit [View Original Post]

...At first I thought she was fresh off the boat and maybe even 18 years old. After a better look I'm sure she's pushing 30. ....She asked me to be gentle and not go in all the way. I'd say 5. 5" is all she'd let in, which usually is frustrating. .... The entire hour plus it was as if she were out of breath. Lots of rules including not squeezing her breasts, she wanted me to gently flick them back and forth with my finger. ... It was great in ways, it was weird and awkward in other ways. I still don't know how I feel about it.

If she's really only 30 that would be a hell of a deviation from the norm in this area. I tend to believe the age though as the service sounded terrible with all the rules and 'be gentle' bullshit. Honestly it sounds like typical GPS that any decent looking provider who shows up in this area who doesn't qualify for AARP benefits. Can't really fault them too much; if I was a young AMP girl and started working in an area where all the other providers are literally old enough to be my grandmother I'd probably get some GPS too. At least she's got an appropriate name "Princess" haha.