Massage Parlor Reports

[Marko Ramius]

Yeah, the whole MP scene on the north end, especially in the unincorporated part of SnoCo north of Lynnwood and south of Everett is dominated by old bats nowadays.

There have been some younger ones around, but they usually don't last long and if they do they are pretty messed up in the head and at best inconsistent performers.

There seems to be a pretty vicious age-based pecking order at these places and the younger ones get treated like crap by the older ones and the management.

You've got to face facts, though. There is no way some hot 21-year-old Korean chick is going to let you raw dog her and cum on her face for $200. Not in this universe or this economy. Much less fuck her ass and lick you clean afterwards.

[Alonzo919]

My work schedule got fucked and I can get out later than Shanghai is opened. New spa was shit the few times I visited in the past. Any changes?

[BrewCrew2622]

Is seven / happy still in the game? Where is she working out of nowadays?

[DamianDono]

I swear I should have a punch card at Shanghai by now.

Went up really late last night just before close. The lot was full due to a party at the one place and the curry shop was going gangbusters. I have no shame so I walked right in to Shanghai.

Greeted by Chloe. I was pretty stoked from the get go. TINY little thing, cute face, kinda messed up grill that I find cute. Barely there little top and skirt with nothing underneath. Lead me to a room and said she would be back.

Iris came in but I politely requested Chloe come back. As soon as she did it was on.

DFK, groping that little body that I could easily pick up and carry. She really got all over me, kissed me. Deeply, hands everywhere. Cute big, little MMs

BBBJ was nice but nowhere near the Heather Brooke levels of Alyssa and Angela but that's ok. She tried and it was hot watching my pretty good sized meat impale her little mouth. I finally said "let's fuck" and she was excited. We did a double standing maneuver that we could only pull off due to her size, then I picked her up and plowed her against the wall. Next she rode me hard really using that little body. Doggy style where I was amazed she could take it all as I delivered a pretty primal Viagra fueled pounding.

Last HOT mish with her bucking and writhing underneath. I was covered up but she felt pretty slick, probably from a few loads you primates pumped into her 🫡.

Last I asked for cim and she did with gusto. Only slight distraction as some goober came in as I was busting as I could see on the security cam. As I was catching my breath and she was spitting he was being a real Romeo out there to whomever else was working saying "I'm only here for you my dear!"

LOL cool cool.

Chloe was a hot little spinner, can take cock, and is so much fun. We kept grinding and making our as I got dressed. No massage as it was closing time but I was totally drained and didn't mind. Exchanged numbers too.

Another win.

$$. 2.

That's value!

[SkeletonKey6]

...At first I thought she was fresh off the boat and maybe even 18 years old. After a better look I'm sure she's pushing 30. ....She asked me to be gentle and not go in all the way. I'd say 5. 5" is all she'd let in, which usually is frustrating. .... The entire hour plus it was as if she were out of breath. Lots of rules including not squeezing her breasts, she wanted me to gently flick them back and forth with my finger. ... It was great in ways, it was weird and awkward in other ways. I still don't know how I feel about it.

If she's really only 30 that would be a hell of a deviation from the norm in this area. I tend to believe the age though as the service sounded terrible with all the rules and 'be gentle' bullshit. Honestly it sounds like typical GPS that any decent looking provider who shows up in this area who doesn't qualify for AARP benefits. Can't really fault them too much; if I was a young AMP girl and started working in an area where all the other providers are literally old enough to be my grandmother I'd probably get some GPS too. At least she's got an appropriate name "Princess" haha.

[Loren Daiz]

Found myself in Everett with some time to kill. Figured I'd make my way up to Shanghai to check out the new talent. Ended up stopping by a few parlors along the way heading north on 99. Found a bunch of grannies I passed on. Kings had an empty lot so I pulled in. Mamasan said "I have girl you (will) like. After a couple minutes Princess came in and introduced herself. She is quite a stunner! Princess is Thai, maybe 5'2" perky A's with pencil eraser nipples and I'd say under the100 lb. At first I thought she was fresh off the boat and maybe even 18 years old. After a better look I'm sure she's pushing 30. While she initially appeared fresh and new she is clearly a veteran. Still VERY sexy! Gave her. 6 for the hour. Disrobed and she led me to the back for a table shower and what a thorough shower it was! Detailed between every toe and every finger. Aside from my head she scrubbed every single square inch of my body. It was anything but sensual. She might have well been a nurse scrubbing me up for surgery. Afterward she toweled me off and back to the room.

Her massage wasn't deep tissue at all, but would say it was a pretty decent Swedish style. I almost fell asleep a couple times I was so relaxed. My internal clock was saying an hour was almost up. A few minutes later, still face down she said the hour was over, which it was. Told me $. 8 if I want more, $ for a HJ or I could leave. She made it clear she would t haggle. While I felt I was overpaying my little head won out. I just had to get inside that!

She disrobed, exposing a very sexy and tone body. To my surprise without negotiating she went straight to a BBBJ. Though she couldn't deep throat at all, it was very good. Lots of eye contact, stringy slobbering saliva and spitting. She was ok with my pushing her head down, though all that did was rub my head onto the back of her throat. Definite good tongue action and could have pretty easily finished me that way. I asked her to stop and got her on her back for standing mish. She asked me to be gentle and not go in all the way. I'd say 5. 5" is all she'd let in, which usually is frustrating. However she has an incredible feeling pussy! Just like a velvet Isotoner glove with stellar kegels. Flipped her over for K9 which almost immediately finished me. I had to go slow and repeatedly pause. Wanted to finish back in standing mish which she was ok with. After I got back on top she started moaning hard, spanked me and started choking me, which was pretty hot and made me cum. She cleaned me up and thanked me for mostly being gentile.

That all being said the whole session was odd and don't know if I'd repeat. The entire hour plus it was as if she were out of breath. Lots of rules including not squeezing her breasts, she wanted me to gently flick them back and forth with my finger. My small head may take over again to see if the 2nd time is better. My big head is doubtful. The session wasn't mechanical or scripted I don't think. Just odd. Too bad! Top 5 sexiest AMP providers I've ever seen. Face 9. 5, body 9, pussy 10. But I don't know how to grade the service. It was great in ways, it was weird and awkward in other ways. I still don't know how I feel about it.

Very tempting. Love thai and fit tight body but frustrating when they cant take it all.

Went to sun spa instead. Nana last day so wanted to have a good send off. New gal there Uni / cherry. She a hot maybe 40 natural c cup shoulder length hair. Great last ts from Nana with BBBJ. Then massage and flip with duo of Nana and Uni. Uni orgasims pretty easily. Whirlwind fun time and feel no limits there. Nana leaves tomorrow but new gal will be good. Those dirty gals make it an experience to not miss. Yes angela and Alyssa are good but honestly I'll take the aunties at sun spa all day long.

[SeeksCuriously]

Found myself in Everett with some time to kill. Figured I'd make my way up to Shanghai to check out the new talent. Ended up stopping by a few parlors along the way heading north on 99. Found a bunch of grannies I passed on. Kings had an empty lot so I pulled in. Mamasan said "I have girl you (will) like. After a couple minutes Princess came in and introduced herself. She is quite a stunner! Princess is Thai, maybe 5'2" perky A's with pencil eraser nipples and I'd say under the100 lb. At first I thought she was fresh off the boat and maybe even 18 years old. After a better look I'm sure she's pushing 30. While she initially appeared fresh and new she is clearly a veteran. Still VERY sexy! Gave her. 6 for the hour. Disrobed and she led me to the back for a table shower and what a thorough shower it was! Detailed between every toe and every finger. Aside from my head she scrubbed every single square inch of my body. It was anything but sensual. She might have well been a nurse scrubbing me up for surgery. Afterward she toweled me off and back to the room.

Her massage wasn't deep tissue at all, but would say it was a pretty decent Swedish style. I almost fell asleep a couple times I was so relaxed. My internal clock was saying an hour was almost up. A few minutes later, still face down she said the hour was over, which it was. Told me $. 8 if I want more, $ for a HJ or I could leave. She made it clear she would t haggle. While I felt I was overpaying my little head won out. I just had to get inside that!

She disrobed, exposing a very sexy and tone body. To my surprise without negotiating she went straight to a BBBJ. Though she couldn't deep throat at all, it was very good. Lots of eye contact, stringy slobbering saliva and spitting. She was ok with my pushing her head down, though all that did was rub my head onto the back of her throat. Definite good tongue action and could have pretty easily finished me that way. I asked her to stop and got her on her back for standing mish. She asked me to be gentle and not go in all the way. I'd say 5. 5" is all she'd let in, which usually is frustrating. However she has an incredible feeling pussy! Just like a velvet Isotoner glove with stellar kegels. Flipped her over for K9 which almost immediately finished me. I had to go slow and repeatedly pause. Wanted to finish back in standing mish which she was ok with. After I got back on top she started moaning hard, spanked me and started choking me, which was pretty hot and made me cum. She cleaned me up and thanked me for mostly being gentile.

That all being said the whole session was odd and don't know if I'd repeat. The entire hour plus it was as if she were out of breath. Lots of rules including not squeezing her breasts, she wanted me to gently flick them back and forth with my finger. My small head may take over again to see if the 2nd time is better. My big head is doubtful. The session wasn't mechanical or scripted I don't think. Just odd. Too bad! Top 5 sexiest AMP providers I've ever seen. Face 9. 5, body 9, pussy 10. But I don't know how to grade the service. It was great in ways, it was weird and awkward in other ways. I still don't know how I feel about it.

Oh! I love little A cups. Love tiny and love thai.

I'll be south on Wed. Might have to give it a shot even if weird. Always wanting A cups.

[BananaBandit]

Found myself in Everett with some time to kill. Figured I'd make my way up to Shanghai to check out the new talent. Ended up stopping by a few parlors along the way heading north on 99. Found a bunch of grannies I passed on. Kings had an empty lot so I pulled in. Mamasan said "I have girl you (will) like. After a couple minutes Princess came in and introduced herself. She is quite a stunner! Princess is Thai, maybe 5'2" perky A's with pencil eraser nipples and I'd say under the100 lb. At first I thought she was fresh off the boat and maybe even 18 years old. After a better look I'm sure she's pushing 30. While she initially appeared fresh and new she is clearly a veteran. Still VERY sexy! Gave her. 6 for the hour. Disrobed and she led me to the back for a table shower and what a thorough shower it was! Detailed between every toe and every finger. Aside from my head she scrubbed every single square inch of my body. It was anything but sensual. She might have well been a nurse scrubbing me up for surgery. Afterward she toweled me off and back to the room.

Her massage wasn't deep tissue at all, but would say it was a pretty decent Swedish style. I almost fell asleep a couple times I was so relaxed. My internal clock was saying an hour was almost up. A few minutes later, still face down she said the hour was over, which it was. Told me $. 8 if I want more, $ for a HJ or I could leave. She made it clear she would t haggle. While I felt I was overpaying my little head won out. I just had to get inside that!

She disrobed, exposing a very sexy and tone body. To my surprise without negotiating she went straight to a BBBJ. Though she couldn't deep throat at all, it was very good. Lots of eye contact, stringy slobbering saliva and spitting. She was ok with my pushing her head down, though all that did was rub my head onto the back of her throat. Definite good tongue action and could have pretty easily finished me that way. I asked her to stop and got her on her back for standing mish. She asked me to be gentle and not go in all the way. I'd say 5. 5" is all she'd let in, which usually is frustrating. However she has an incredible feeling pussy! Just like a velvet Isotoner glove with stellar kegels. Flipped her over for K9 which almost immediately finished me. I had to go slow and repeatedly pause. Wanted to finish back in standing mish which she was ok with. After I got back on top she started moaning hard, spanked me and started choking me, which was pretty hot and made me cum. She cleaned me up and thanked me for mostly being gentile.

That all being said the whole session was odd and don't know if I'd repeat. The entire hour plus it was as if she were out of breath. Lots of rules including not squeezing her breasts, she wanted me to gently flick them back and forth with my finger. My small head may take over again to see if the 2nd time is better. My big head is doubtful. The session wasn't mechanical or scripted I don't think. Just odd. Too bad! Top 5 sexiest AMP providers I've ever seen. Face 9. 5, body 9, pussy 10. But I don't know how to grade the service. It was great in ways, it was weird and awkward in other ways. I still don't know how I feel about it.

[FlyingGolfball]

I've become addicted to VIP, can barely drive by if I have the extra cash and not stop in, haven't been disappointed going there yet. Keep wanting to try out Shanghai but just have t gotten around to it yet.

I say wait until Angela or Alyssa returns. I tried Iris and she was pretty good. Chole not yet but she looked cute. Siindy was not really my type but review is ok.

VIP is mostly older Korean ladies, no? There is no TS up in Shanghai but the service itself (and younger, cuter Chinese gals) is pretty amazing.

[SneakySquirl]

VIP spa Lynnwood. Went to visit new girl Happy while Michelle is on vacation from there. Probably mid 40's tall about 5'5" relatively slim c cup manmade long hair in mini dress. Attractive enough Korean with good enough English. Table shower functional no tease. Massage OK no regret. BJ Cg Mish with nice tight fit. Didn't even notice she slipped on cover till doggy. When I mentioned I hated condoms thinking we'd switch to usual bare at this location she pulled it off and switched to Russian and HJ. Asked if she goes bare she said she'd consider next time with me (yes) . She does like to kiss, and good attitude. I'll repeat and see where it goes. 2 roses plus tip. Saw Penny on my way out.

I've become addicted to VIP, can barely drive by if I have the extra cash and not stop in, haven't been disappointed going there yet. Keep wanting to try out Shanghai but just have t gotten around to it yet.

[Loren Daiz]

I've seen on stg and other sites ads for the spot in Monroe. Historically service has been bad there but a few new ads say something like it's name is Thai oil massage spa or something and today says it's an agency and new girls. Wondering if it's worth stopping by next time driving through. Too bad Diamond in Snohomish changed to only legit

[FlyingGolfball]

After my independent providers in local area couldn't finish me, I had to drive up to Shanghai and try out new girls. My wallet is much much lighter than I ever expected but I think the experience was worth it. I texted the # and Iris told me she was available so I got in the car and drove up. Cindy greeted me and let me to one of the rooms and asked whom I am here for. I said Iris. (notes on Cindy, I saw her briefly before A+A left but didn't feel attracted to her and I felt the same this time. Not sure what). Iris walked and said hi and gave me a big hug. She asked if I want to play first or massage first. Since my body was sore, I said massage first. I told her my back hurts and she focused most of time on my spine. The massage itself was actually pretty good. I regret seeing an indep. Providers earlier when I could just come here and receive a good massage. After a good amount of massage, I was flipped for some long BBBJ action which was enjoyable. I don't know how much time has passed but her slippery BJ became feeling so good, I almost came and had to pull her away. I sat up and some DFK exchanged and also some breast play and a bit of feeling her v. No DATY or much of PM this time around. I rode me and after a few minutes, I was finished. She brought hot towel and Chloe walked in to say Hi. Chloe was a cute faced petite girl and gave me a DFK and told me to see her next time. More phone calls and door bell, Iris had to walk out before she finished the head massage. It was great overall. Def. Will see Chloe next time!

[WaRubMonger]

What is the best legit therapeutic foot massage in the north sound? Between Lynwood to kirkland & above to Everett & the surrounding communities. Not looking for anything else want the focus on foot. Legit therapeutic places. I know most on here want crazy stuff I just want a solid foot massage place around the north sound. A clean place that isn't doing crazy stuff like FS like Shang-hi or anything like that. I'm good off being solicited honestly. Cute legit innocent MTP's only LOL or just anyone that knows how to massage the foot & leg therapeutically speaking. Thanks in advance!

Everett, just and of 128th. Auntie there gives an excellent foot massage. Not even kidding.

Hawaiian Foot Massage.

[Gpc1085]

What is the best legit therapeutic foot massage in the north sound? Between Lynwood to kirkland & above to Everett & the surrounding communities. Not looking for anything else want the focus on foot. Legit therapeutic places. I know most on here want crazy stuff I just want a solid foot massage place around the north sound. A clean place that isn't doing crazy stuff like FS like Shang-hi or anything like that. I'm good off being solicited honestly. Cute legit innocent MTP's only LOL or just anyone that knows how to massage the foot & leg therapeutically speaking. Thanks in advance!

[Twcaus]

Angela should be back in a month. New therapist, sounded like her name was "Heiress", cute 6-7, HWP, 5'2" or so, in her 20's? Long black hair. I didn't get a chance to try her out. New therapist Chloe, she should be available early next week. I havent met her yet.

Saw Angela multiple times this week prior to her departure today; since I was there a few times this week, saw two new therapists.

First one is "Iris", who is suppose to be Alyssa's partner. Not sure about her services, but if she's Alyssa's partner, that's got to be something. Perhaps someone could TOFTT?

Second one is "Chloe"; I saw her today and she's a bubbly spinner at about 5'2" with long hairs as well. She is currently on nature break but I heard she will begin mid next week.