Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

Who's this GMoney you speak of? LOL! Watching too much New Jack City there pal?

You are just the same guy who was posting under a different name before. Your posting history starts at the same time he was either banned or disappeared

Exact same language. Exact same argumentative posts. Exact same writing style. Just another guy to add to the ignore list.

[Masalic]

Bro, your part of the problem, if you read my post in asian apartment threads, I let the mongers know that Hkpd, apartment and Orange is open. Your stating in your post all the asian apartments are closed down and Orange was busted, both are false. I've been to both recently with no problems. No law Enforcement.

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Are these apartments like a specific name or are these just a bunch of them dotted all over the chinatown area?(Yes I searched and I couldn't find anything specific aside from lily's).

[Dbry4281]

Bro, your part of the problem, if you read my post in asian apartment threads, I let the mongers know that Hkpd, apartment and Orange is open. Your stating in your post all the asian apartments are closed down and Orange was busted, both are false. I've been to both recently with no problems. No law Enforcement.

No but I had 1 hell Of A day. I Started off over at Perfect Archer I wouldn't listen too these fools on here saying CPD watching yeah they drove past A few times but costumers went In and out and wasn't stopped and questioned. Also was told I had an hour wait till my MT was available so drove by Orange Spa and let me say I seen no odd suspicious looking Cop vehicles In the Burger King parking lot LOL! But Orange had no cars parked outside and when I sat outside Perfect Archer some cars would pull up and look around and drive off after like 15 seconds. I was then told after waiting 1 hour my MT was sick and she was done Massaging so I left Chinatown drove over to Chicago Ave and all the mediocre Spa's were busy and packed. On my life Ozone hasn't been this packed since post pandemic like 2021 where guy's are waiting outside In their cars. Even that hole In the wall T-Pro had dudes flying In and out and was no parks outside. So I ended up finding some random Spa I knew nothing about off Western. So since Orange,819 and Tokyo got busted now all the other Spa's are getting busy again. Maybe It was good Orange and Tokyo was around. Even the Chinatown Apartments didn't answer I got like 5 different numbers from different Apartments In Chinatown none answered.

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[Moejoo]

The South Loop location does L1. I had it a number of times. The overall quality is good, but there are better options for massage.

What are the other better options for massage?

[RickSomething]

1000% legit spa no extras.

It's a real Thai Massage Business best massage in the city but if you try any funny stuff they will call the police on you.

The South Loop location does L1. I had it a number of times. The overall quality is good, but there are better options for massage.

[GMoney05]

So we are advocating gate keeping now on this forum?

No but I had 1 hell Of A day. I Started off over at Perfect Archer I wouldn't listen too these fools on here saying CPD watching yeah they drove past A few times but costumers went In and out and wasn't stopped and questioned. Also was told I had an hour wait till my MT was available so drove by Orange Spa and let me say I seen no odd suspicious looking Cop vehicles In the Burger King parking lot LOL! But Orange had no cars parked outside and when I sat outside Perfect Archer some cars would pull up and look around and drive off after like 15 seconds. I was then told after waiting 1 hour my MT was sick and she was done Massaging so I left Chinatown drove over to Chicago Ave and all the mediocre Spa's were busy and packed. On my life Ozone hasn't been this packed since post pandemic like 2021 where guy's are waiting outside In their cars. Even that hole In the wall T-Pro had dudes flying In and out and was no parks outside. So I ended up finding some random Spa I knew nothing about off Western. So since Orange,819 and Tokyo got busted now all the other Spa's are getting busy again. Maybe It was good Orange and Tokyo was around. Even the Chinatown Apartments didn't answer I got like 5 different numbers from different Apartments In Chinatown none answered.

[GMoney05]

Same old song and dance, just a different handle.

Who's this GMoney you speak of? LOL! Watching too much New Jack City there pal?

[WoodWorker9]

Well, since everyone is having discussions about everything else but reviews, I guess I'll be the odd ball and drop one from this past week LOL.

Popped into sxl, just wanting a decent rub down and L1. Lily (who's been at the spa awhile ago) is back. She's about 40 ish, looks pretty good for her age. Boobs are definitely on the larger side. She wanted $1 to release them but I wasn't paying that today but I'll be back to have them things in my mouth. The massage was very light, nothing to write home about. But it got me relaxed. For the HJ, she asked me if I like it slow or fast. Always got to love when they actually ask and don't just jackhammer away. She stroked junior slowly while giving some light moans and blowing air on him. Was pretty hot. I might go back for L2 another time. Tipped $80.

Stay safe out there gents.

[SideTalker]

Lets get back to reviewing.

Decided to tofft above location. Decent looking middle aged front desk lady but then bait and switch with an older provider once inside the room. Clean place. Lackluster massage, l1 was available upon request but nothing special.

Won't repeat.

[Tennan]

Tina Said that she leaving at the end of week and new young and beautiful replacement arriving. We will give her a test drive.

Tina really redeemed herself with me. Full menu: BBBJ; FS;69 and DATY. She kept the DATY external; confined to clit. Maybe approaching monthly or recent deposit". Got a sent of latex. She had O and knows how to say no fake".

BBBJ was awesome almost entirely lips and no hands. She knows how to gently use front teeth and tongue.

I think I blew out her tonsils. She kept it slow until the end.

Each time she started negotiation with 1.4 and settled for reasonable. But not giving it away. I sensed that 1.4 was a trained initial offer but a lack of English and shyness brought her to reality.

She gave me a sweet hug that did not appear fake either.

I will try the new girl after I hear some intel.

[HandyManny7]

Massage Chicago (563X W Fullerton Ave) new girl Linda.

Today early day visited 563X, MMS was there. She asked Alice or new girl. Fuck so hard to decide. So she send the new girl. Man she was cute, small frame but curvy. Nice B cup with small nips. Very sexy body. Her massage was ok, the suction was good too. She is not as tight but holds her ground well. It was a sight to see her from behind as well as DATY was clean and she seem to really enjoy. Her name is Linda short brown hair with a very pretty face. I am going to have to choose a duo next time and see if Alice and Linda can play with each other.

Visited Linda today nice time. Full menu. Standard pricing after negotiations. Small after market boobs. Big clam necks. Nice thin frame. Good time. Will repeat. Goes back to New York in 20 days.

[BringBackBp]

From what it sounds like a lot of places are starting to get hit or investigated. My buddy told me not too long ago the block where Kedzie spa is at got blocked off with police walking out some girls in handcuffs. Might be time to lay low for a bit.

Hmm interesting. None of the other girls received the same treatment at other locations. And there was only one girl at Kedzie. So either your friend got it wrong or fed you false info. Please stop this spreading of BS.

[Rws1990]

Have been seeing these Latina providers ads for a while now and planning on seeing them soon. Any intel on if they are real or not would be much appreciated. Have seen Alison on TER so I am definitely feeling better about her.

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=best-body...atinas-e982342

https://rubhq.com/ad.php?u=back-in-t...-weeks-5d52419

[StayPuff]

Red Table is a table is a massage table with a hole in it which allows a L1/ L2 while the client is face down. IMO it's a gimmick and I don't think it's anything special.

Red Table Girls is a bit controversial. There are Red Table Girls (I believe they used to advertise with the Rubb / Rubbilicious moniker years ago) mentioned by others near Albany Park. But there was a spot near Elston / Central that called themselves home of the Red Table as well. I've visited both throughout the past several years (even longer if you count the Rubb visits), and the latter I think was better (they had other furniture besides the red table) and more competitively priced relative to other private spas but ultimately YMMV depended on who you saw.

[Fit312]

Given what's happening now probably I should stay home but got a text about the new Singapore girl Chloe in Archer Spa so decided to give a try.

Yeah, I fucked Ella from San Francisco over there. Probably pushing 40, soft man-made boobs and ass, slight baby damage, somewhat petite, no tats, shaved pussy, good English. BBBJ, CFS, DATY, no kissing. Pussy is a little shallow, so I took it easy on her. Says that she's be there through the end of the month, so I might see her again in a couple of weeks. Broken window from a vandal, he might have hit 1705 W 35th too.