Massage Parlor Reports

**ThrilHouse** · 03-07-24 14:58

I think part of the reason it's also quiet is we don't have the shill account pps anymore with multiple handles. I second if people are really that interested they will go to other spas. There are plenty that aren't as obvious to promoting just the extras. At this point massa should just give it up and go with an escort.

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Once again, you've been on this board for a while and asked a million questions. If you went in after your first 30 questions, you would have gotten your dick wet no problem. Don't act like your hunch was right because you waited all winter for warmer weather to try one of these places out. Shit happens, its an illegal activity here, nothing is forever.

The reason why people are quiet here is because literally like 3 of the most talked about spots on this board were busted, had plenty of regulars that didn't venture out to other places, of course its going to be quiet here.

There are still loads of different spots around, they take a bit more digging around and the help of the kind people on this board to come out to the front. There are parlors all up and down Archer Ave that may be a hit, theyre just smarter and don't advertise as much as the big 4-5 do. RL is still open, HKPD is still open, BHC still open, SXL on Michigan Ave still open, West River Spa still open, CLC still open, theres loads of non-asian spots open like CLM, Princess Latinas, the red table girls, theres other shit all over the city.

Would love for you to actually try one out and report back like the rest of us do but, please, go ahead and keep saying your hunches are right.

**Fit312** · 03-07-24 14:55

Originally Posted by Billy73 [View Original Post]

You can see the big white truck and the other 4 outside.

That white truck was still there when I went by and it looked like it was involved with the community center.

**Masalic** · 03-07-24 10:43

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

Once again, you've been on this board for a while and asked a million questions. If you went in after your first 30 questions, you would have gotten your dick wet no problem. Don't act like your hunch was right because you waited all winter for warmer weather to try one of these places out. Shit happens, its an illegal activity here, nothing is forever.

The reason why people are quiet here is because literally like 3 of the most talked about spots on this board were busted, had plenty of regulars that didn't venture out to other places, of course its going to be quiet here.

There are still loads of different spots around, they take a bit more digging around and the help of the kind people on this board to come out to the front. There are parlors all up and down Archer Ave that may be a hit, theyre just smarter and don't advertise as much as the big 4-5 do. RL is still open, HKPD is still open, BHC still open, SXL on Michigan Ave still open, West River Spa still open, CLC still open, theres loads of non-asian spots open like CLM, Princess Latinas, the red table girls, theres other shit all over the city..

Well HKPD does do outcalls and the Chinatown motel seems like a convenient meet up spot. Look just give me a little more time ok?

**Coopertars** · 03-07-24 10:23

Saw Bree from CLM a couple of days ago. Pics are close but not her, really wanted to see that alt / goth style she has in the pics posted. Since it was my first time with her I opted for the half hour and inquired about prices for extras, was told $300 for FS and I wasn't ready to pay that just yet. May try again another time and see if she'll negotiate.

**Coopertars** · 03-07-24 10:10

Originally Posted by Masalic [View Original Post]

Honestly what I find more telling is that after the busts the board kind of died, and all the people giving me a hard time for not just diving into this hobby are suddenly radio silent.

Once again, you've been on this board for a while and asked a million questions. If you went in after your first 30 questions, you would have gotten your dick wet no problem. Don't act like your hunch was right because you waited all winter for warmer weather to try one of these places out. Shit happens, its an illegal activity here, nothing is forever.

The reason why people are quiet here is because literally like 3 of the most talked about spots on this board were busted, had plenty of regulars that didn't venture out to other places, of course its going to be quiet here.

There are still loads of different spots around, they take a bit more digging around and the help of the kind people on this board to come out to the front. There are parlors all up and down Archer Ave that may be a hit, theyre just smarter and don't advertise as much as the big 4-5 do. RL is still open, HKPD is still open, BHC still open, SXL on Michigan Ave still open, West River Spa still open, CLC still open, theres loads of non-asian spots open like CLM, Princess Latinas, the red table girls, theres other shit all over the city.

Would love for you to actually try one out and report back like the rest of us do but, please, go ahead and keep saying your hunches are right.

**Baggio57** · 03-07-24 09:53

Saw on RM this morning a review for Tokyo from someone who claimed to be there Tuesday morning. ? The review seemed a bit suspicious to begin with ("was told to bring my own condom." The hell is going on?

**SmileySam** · 03-07-24 08:43

Originally Posted by ChicagoMonger1 [View Original Post]

Sounds fantastic. What's the link for Me Spa?

It is a pps place. The IL threads are inundated with multiple pps reviewers. Looks like the spa scene is toast.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 03-07-24 07:52

Clear your inbox.

**GMoney05** · 03-07-24 03:23

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

I honestly think Ozone got heat as well. I dropped in there a while back and there was a squad car and an unmarked or two across the street. Figured they were doing something at the Ukrainian Center across the street from the shop and honestly didn't really care. I ended up getting a HJ and then when I walked out noticed some police looking types exiting from the apartment building next door. The squad car and unmarked were still parked where they were when I walked in which I thought weird. I did some shopping in the area and they seemed to stick around. Shortly thereafter Karly left the shop which was also kinda weird considering how busy she was and T-Pro is not really a nicer shop. So they may have gotten some heat as well that's why I wonder what's causing there drop in talent.

Ozone has had numerous problems as of recent that's probably their own downfall. For starters I noticed 1 Monday In the afternoon they had 2 City Of Chicago workers putting Tickets on cars parked outside Ozone who didn't pay the Meter (I usually don't) that stopped me from going went over to Lucky Spa that street (Western) doesn't have Parking Meters. Another problem with Ozone they lost all their hottest MT. I found It odd that Sasha and Cindy both got married at the same time and Husband's wanted them to quit. And Gina quit also. Gina was the one bringing In new hot girls. Now Ozone has had the same older workers with no rotation anymore. Last time I went to Ozone some thick Asian who had A booty wanted $100 for A boring HJ and another $20 to remove any piece of clothing. That's why Ozone has seen A decline $160 for A HJ and the lady was fussin she does no BJ not even with A rubber. Orange, Tokyo and Perfect Archer $160 Is A good time. T-Pro Is old It's been around since 2010-2011 (I was still In High School back then LOL) and Ozone came around In 2019 but even then Sunkiss still looks cleaner of A Spa down the street but they are legit.

**GMoney05** · 03-07-24 03:03

Originally Posted by Billy73 [View Original Post]

Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.

For Real? Perfect Archer Is now on CPD Radar? I liked that place more than Orange It wasn't even as hyped or crowded. Yall better stay out of Chinatown and find A new spot. CPD has to have some Inside source or A C. I giving up what's going on at these Chinatown Spa's. Found It weird when I saw CPD sitting outside Blue Island Spa A few weeks ago and that's miles away from Chinatown but pop'd up the same time as Tokyo did.

**Masalic** · 03-07-24 01:34

Originally Posted by BringBackBp [View Original Post]

So WTF. Is APS still open? Way too much fear mongering and disinformation as of late.

Honestly what I find more telling is that after the busts the board kind of died, and all the people giving me a hard time for not just diving into this hobby are suddenly radio silent.

**BringBackBp** · 03-06-24 23:38

So WTF. Is APS still open? Way too much fear mongering and disinformation as of late.

**Lukkylou** · 03-06-24 22:30

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

You can post your pictures right here.

Looks wide open hahaha.

Treadicator · 03-06-24 21:50

Originally Posted by RedGhost79 [View Original Post]

Gents,

Two girls working and the one that greeted me was Tina. She's a mid 30's Chinese girl with nice full C cups, a slender body type, and a pretty face. I never saw the other girl, so I can't comment on her looks. I would give Tina a solid 7 on the AMP scale. I asked for an hour (60 $) She also let me run my hands anywhere I liked throughout the length of the massage with no objections. She offered FS (for 140 $) and I accepted. Now she's definitely not a GFE provider as she doesn't kiss, and she insisted on using baby wipes on her vagina and my cock prior to CFS. I guess she's a clean freak of sorts. Once we got into the swing of things she allowed multiple positions and she really wanted me to pound her in K9 until she had her O. Clean up was a hot towel and a water for the road.

I had a session with Tina at Rose which started and ended with her naked on the massage table. Lots of fun. She's got a great body and I left graffiti where she's never been kissed. I didn't get a massage that day.