Escort Reports

**Jamesj** · 03-10-24 10:05

Originally Posted by CaseyJonez [View Original Post]

This is like the second or third dog shit apartment story / smell in the last page or so. I don't know how you guys are powering through it, but god bless. It would be all I would be thinking about the whole session and killing any chance of maintaining. You fellas are much stronger than I.

Originally Posted by JohnJjjj8888 [View Original Post]

They keep their places nasty, give shitty service, cause some of show up and don't walk out. Tell her that a her place is a pigsty and you can't do it. You paid 2 bills for everything negative. Even with her, you can find other reviews that say the same thing. I saw her years ago when she was skinnier, and never went back cause current reviews. Shitty providers stay shitty cause we keep seeing them.

Make a fucking you turn. I've arrived to this nasty bullshit in the past.

Since I'm old, I play the senility card, forgot my money in the car.

Tell them will be right back.

Make a fucking sprint to get the hell out of there that would make Josh Howley proud.

I never throw them any $$ for their time. It's not my fault they have nasty places, not the provider in pic, or 50 extra lbs.

Guess I'm getting more picky in my old age, plus have the Asian persuasion desire, get good, quality pussy, no bullshit service, at a very low price in the ring of fire nations.

Be safe and continue the hunt.

JamesJ.

**JohnJjjj8888** · 03-10-24 07:05

Originally Posted by Ozbert [View Original Post]

https://callescort.org/480-249-3117

Saw this girl a little bit back, she's on cave creek and bell. She was close and the first to write back when the little head was behind the wheel and I came over. From first text to her door was half an hour which was amazing.

Apartment complex kind of trashy and definitely saw some other working girls in the area. But plenty of guest parking in the back.

Got to her apt, and it was a mess, looked like it had a bomb go off. She had her dogs in the back room and they were barking. Dog hair and the smell of shit EVERYWHERE. She was in the process of moving, but may also have just been a hoarder, either way, unpleasant apt.

Asked to use her bathroom before we started, lights didn't work. Used my flashlight to see, toilet was literally black, damp moldy clothes in the bathtub.

Got to the bed and got comfortable. She's older, fatter, and uglier than the pics. At least she came out showered. Asked what I wanted, asked for a BBBJ and to fuck her. 4/10 BBBJ, not the worst I've had, no teeth grinding at least, but definitely very mechanical and slightly on the dry side. After about 3 min she asked how I wanted her to fuck her. I've had my fair of chunkers before, but she was pushing it. Had to move her leg rolls out of the way for mish, and doggy wasn't too easy either. Her condoms kept breaking after like 3 minutes of fucking.

After the third condom break and just overall not enjoying how her body looked and felt (she was deadfish the entire time, with that heroin half moan, half breath they do), I just jacked off on her tits and left.

2. for the hour, was there for maybe 25 minutes and I was glad to be out.

Body- 2/10.

Face- 3/10.

Attitude- 8/10.

Service- 3/10.

Easy to get a hold of, but for the same price, I'd rather get someone skinnier I can have more fun of. And her place is a fucking disaster, like a dog shit tornado exploded everywhere. But if you need to bust a nut and you're nearby, and can overlook a lot, and I mean a LOT of other things, at least you won't have to wait long.

They keep their places nasty, give shitty service, cause some of show up and don't walk out. Tell her that a her place is a pigsty and you can't do it. You paid 2 bills for everything negative. Even with her, you can find other reviews that say the same thing. I saw her years ago when she was skinnier, and never went back cause current reviews. Shitty providers stay shitty cause we keep seeing them.

**TheSunDevil** · 03-09-24 21:58

Originally Posted by CaseyJonez [View Original Post]

This is like the second or third dog shit apartment story / smell in the last page or so. I don't know how you guys are powering through it, but god bless. It would be all I would be thinking about the whole session and killing any chance of maintaining. You fellas are much stronger than I.

I've walked out on a shitty session more than once. Typically I'll leave a consolation tip of $20, but from what was just described I probably would've pissed in the sink and just left.

**Casey Jonez** · 03-09-24 15:40

Originally Posted by Ozbert [View Original Post]

https://callescort.org/480-249-3117

Got to her apt, and it was a mess, looked like it had a bomb go off. She had her dogs in the back room and they were barking. Dog hair and the smell of shit EVERYWHERE. She was in the process of moving, but may also have just been a hoarder, either way, unpleasant apt.

Easy to get a hold of, but for the same price, I'd rather get someone skinnier I can have more fun of. And her place is a fucking disaster, like a dog shit tornado exploded everywhere. But if you need to bust a nut and you're nearby, and can overlook a lot, and I mean a LOT of other things, at least you won't have to wait long.

This is like the second or third dog shit apartment story / smell in the last page or so. I don't know how you guys are powering through it, but god bless. It would be all I would be thinking about the whole session and killing any chance of maintaining. You fellas are much stronger than I.

**Ozbert** · 03-09-24 13:24

https://callescort.org/480-249-3117

Saw this girl a little bit back, she's on cave creek and bell. She was close and the first to write back when the little head was behind the wheel and I came over. From first text to her door was half an hour which was amazing.

Apartment complex kind of trashy and definitely saw some other working girls in the area. But plenty of guest parking in the back.

Got to her apt, and it was a mess, looked like it had a bomb go off. She had her dogs in the back room and they were barking. Dog hair and the smell of shit EVERYWHERE. She was in the process of moving, but may also have just been a hoarder, either way, unpleasant apt.

Asked to use her bathroom before we started, lights didn't work. Used my flashlight to see, toilet was literally black, damp moldy clothes in the bathtub.

Got to the bed and got comfortable. She's older, fatter, and uglier than the pics. At least she came out showered. Asked what I wanted, asked for a BBBJ and to fuck her. 4/10 BBBJ, not the worst I've had, no teeth grinding at least, but definitely very mechanical and slightly on the dry side. After about 3 min she asked how I wanted her to fuck her. I've had my fair of chunkers before, but she was pushing it. Had to move her leg rolls out of the way for mish, and doggy wasn't too easy either. Her condoms kept breaking after like 3 minutes of fucking.

After the third condom break and just overall not enjoying how her body looked and felt (she was deadfish the entire time, with that heroin half moan, half breath they do), I just jacked off on her tits and left.

2. for the hour, was there for maybe 25 minutes and I was glad to be out.

Body- 2/10.

Face- 3/10.

Attitude- 8/10.

Service- 3/10.

Easy to get a hold of, but for the same price, I'd rather get someone skinnier I can have more fun of. And her place is a fucking disaster, like a dog shit tornado exploded everywhere. But if you need to bust a nut and you're nearby, and can overlook a lot, and I mean a LOT of other things, at least you won't have to wait long.

**Cmb41** · 03-08-24 21:31

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...enix/166145487#.

Saw her today. Pics not accurate. Must be pretty old as she has put on some lbs. She answered the door and let me in as she was basically running from the door to her bathroom. She said she needed to finish getting ready. I caught a glimpse of her retreating to the bathroom and was pretty disappointed as I realized she looks nothing like her pics.

Waiting in the living room, it was a mess. She has a big sign in her living room that says just married. At that moment I was thinking about leaving, the deception, mess and awkward situation was getting to me. As I was pondering leaving she came out and walked me in to the bedroom. Told me to get comfortable and she put on some music. She left her top on to hid her belly and just slid it down to show her tits. Started with a BBBJ for a bit and then asked how I wanted her first.

Hit it in K9 for a while, then switched to mish. I was just rabbit pumping her the whole time. Kinda just wanted to bust a nut and leave. I wasnt feeing it at all. Got myself to finish in the bag and she got up to get me a towel to clean up with.

As I was getting dressed I realized pics of her and her husband all over the place. Not sure what their relationship is but I have a hunch she might be doing this with out him knowing. She's only available between 8 am and 2 pm. So I'm guessing after he leaves for work and before he comes home. Not an ideal situation to be in if he came home early.

She gave me a water and walked me out.

150 QV. Will not repeat. Should have listen to my gut and bounced when I had the chance.

**Hako84** · 03-08-24 15:07

Hey hope everyone doing well.

I just had a question.

Has anyone had a experience with this Thick Rockerish looking MILF Kathryn.

https://tryst.link/escort/kathryn11

I value opinions here as well as reviews but nice to get extra info.

**Muggs** · 03-08-24 12:09

If ever in Gilbert, give Missy a ring. Now she can be hard to reach or will respond later. Asks for a Benjamin or extra 20, but I've never paid that. I refuse to pay incall prices for a car date.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/163221779#.

**Kester Diamond** · 03-08-24 00:45

Originally Posted by Journaz [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info?

Looks like a hell of a good time. No reviews tho.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/166097572

I'm piqued.

She looks like she has seen some things. Hot but hard.

Let me know if you give it a go.

**Journaz** · 03-07-24 23:20

Anyone have any info?

Looks like a hell of a good time. No reviews tho.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/166097572

**Luvmall** · 03-07-24 11:34

Originally Posted by Cmb41 [View Original Post]

Anyone have any intel on this one?

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...enix/166028721

I saw her once for a qv (don't recall the price). She's got a nice body, great ass especially in doggy. Super jaded attitude and on her phone as soon as you pull out. Haven't had the urge to repeat.

**FreeWayRoss** · 03-06-24 23:40

Originally Posted by DesertRat [View Original Post]

I was tempted to see her but after hearing about the dog shit I will pass on her. I noticed she has two pictures of a little dog in profile. You think that tiny dog created that huge shit smell?

Could have been accumulation of few days LOL, but it was strong. Also in the 15 minutes I was waiting outside, I saw a lot of traffic through that door. When I entered the house there were two other younger woman on the couch in the living room, they looked drugged up.

**Cmb41** · 03-06-24 22:43

Anyone have any intel on this one?

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...enix/166028721

**Desert Rat** · 03-06-24 15:51

Originally Posted by FreeWayRoss [View Original Post]

Visited this one yesterday, the communications were a mess. She was probably high on something or had too many people texting. Got to the address, had to wait 15 minutes to get the exact house number. Walked in and walked right out as it literally smelled like dog $hit in the house!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...enix/165915305

I was tempted to see her but after hearing about the dog shit I will pass on her. I noticed she has two pictures of a little dog in profile. You think that tiny dog created that huge shit smell?

**Ralf511** · 03-06-24 15:03

Originally Posted by CaseyJonez [View Original Post]

Been a minute since I've seen a report like this, so figured why not be apart of the change I want to see. Stole this format from a different user but if I am missing any details that you want to know, just reply or DM me and I will fill in any gaps. Let me know what you think too, what you like or don't like to see in them.

Maggie Monroe

Tryst Profile

Communication: In two words. Super responsive. I've seen her a few times now at this point and I'm talking minutes to reply. I know we are probably used to waiting half hour in-between texts, but Maggie has never taken longer than 10 to get back to me and is pretty diligence about following up if you plan a date in advance. Nice change of pace. Plus she tends to send previews of herself to really build anticipation to the visit so you won't regret the texts but also maybe make sure you are alone when you read them.

Appearance: Her photos don't show her face but that is nothing to be concerned with or should worry you if you like her other pictures. Ad pictures are accurate and I won't say there any noticeable discrepancies from her online representation to in-real-life. Total MILF-body and natural tits that hang a little but that just makes them prefect for sucking and Russian, if you are boob guy.

Performance: Total GFE experience with Maggie in my visits. Super cool and laid-back attitude that puts you at ease from the minute you step into her apartment. She's very much into role-playing so if that's something you are interested in, its fun to become prepared with a "story" or Maggie will definitely workshop one with you, if you want. Once the action begins, tons of DFK and you are free to let your hands roam. She enjoys DATY and will get super into it with just you or a toy, if you are up to it. She's also down for minor ass-play, just toys and fingers but nothing else. I'm a fan of her BBBJ and then it was pretty much anything else covered. Mish, doggie, and cowgirl which is where I noted her grinding skills are top-notch.

Drawbacks: Biggest thing for me for no MSOG. Pretty much once you finish, she starts to cleanup and encourages you to do the same. Not a ton of "after-care" but will continue to talk with you and be super friendly. Not like a mean way or anything. Truly, I think if she was more amenable to a second round during your time, she'd really be an ATF for many. No CIM, but its okay with COB or in the bag. Also probably not the most discrete? She'll be outside smoking or just will meet you outside and start talking (which she can at length, but we found some things in common we both like talking about so I'm cool with it) to you in full view of the complex. Not the worst offense, but just something to kind of be aware of and you could probably avoid if you are concerned about that.

Damage: $$$ hr.

Overall: As long as you go in understanding her particularities and who she is, I think Maggie is a hell of a fun visit and will surpass any expectations you might have. Her location is super convenient and in an area where the other options are either rare or much more expensive from my limited experience. A diamond in the rough, as they say. Its why I've repeated with her a few times now and will consider to do so in the future.

Thank you for the in-depth review. She is on my short list.