Massage Parlor Reports

**Billy73** · 03-06-24 18:21

Checking out spas today parked in front of Orange got out of the car and noticed a second floor window directly across from Orange wide open so I walked into the smoke shop and when I did I noticed while in the shop 2 people in the window taking pictures of the guy parked behind me going into Orange m.

On my way out looked up at the window and both guys backed away.

Little chilly to have a window wide open wouldn't you think and I'm sure with all the trucks outside Archer Perfect right now this isn't a coincidence.

**Billy73** · 03-06-24 18:09

Appears Archer Perfect might have fallen victim today.

4 city of Chicago asset management trucks outside appears they are removing stuff.

Have pictures but won't let me upload.

12 complaints of illegal activity reported by the community center next door.

Be safe fellas.

**Need It Bad** · 03-06-24 17:08

Originally Posted by ChriSilva [View Original Post]

She is a petite girl with nice little ass and really tiny niple but her body is nice firm and has the right amount of curves for me. She was about tight but had no trouble getting it on with her. She does get really wet and likes a pounding. She is vocal and ask to be pounded. Overall had a good time with her.

Sounds fantastic. What's the link for Me Spa?

**GMoney05** · 03-06-24 17:05

Originally Posted by Masalic [View Original Post]

That's a good question actually, maybe now that a big hit has happened, we can get some clear information on which ones are left running.

Like I told him try maybe Chinatown Apartments unless CPD watching them also. They been busted the Apartments on Halsted A few Summers back. But some are saying try Outcalls If HKPD Is doing that option or like me I'm traveling up Norf right now or checking options In the other area's. I don't care about FS I just want A good Massage and A fun HJ / CBJ. But most real Spa's you spend $180 on all that and Orange Is like $140 for HJ / CBJ. They was taking other Spa's business wonder who snitched on them LOL! BTW other Chinatown Spa's are old grannies doing HJ like Jing Ding.

**GMoney05** · 03-06-24 16:58

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?.

Well before the current groups pop'd up like Orange and Tokyo and Perfect Archer the whole Chinatown area was dead nothing poppin at those Spa's I went to Jing Ding over on Archer twice because some lady (Julia) does the best thing with HJ and that's licking and sucking my nipples and her tongue would be extra wet. I would see her again but Orange and Tokyo has caused the whole area to be extra hot. Before this current popularity In Chinatown everybody was going to Ozone and they was always claiming to be so booked up. Now when you peep through Ozone I see like 4-5 late 30's and 40's something ladies sitting around on their phones bored. But Chinatown FS places IDK just the Chinatown Apartments they was the best option for years usually the younger hotter girls.

**DaveyJ23** · 03-06-24 16:50

The spot on Van Buren is still just Angel. All those reviews on RM are BS.

She's still the same as ever.

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

I saw Angel here a couple years ago 100 QV for the most part. Is she the only one working out this space. RM has every name under the sun reviewed on the first page but none are Angel. I assume these are all fake reviews or she's switching up her name but since I'm near there a lot for meetings, wanted to confirm. If anyone has seen someone other than Angel, can you share a report?

**Masalic** · 03-06-24 12:09

Originally Posted by LiquorThnPoker [View Original Post]

If you are looking for a more discreet spa that is far less likely to be on CPDs radar, you can try New Life on Diversey near Lincoln. I stopped in there during Covid looking for a legit massage, since I lived nearby, and couldn't get in at massage envy (haha). They don't openly offer upgrades, and even have signs on the wall that threaten you of you ask. Lily is the girl that I was seeing. I tipped her 40 on my way out of the first visit (without any happy ending), only since I was feeling generous during covid and she was all over my ass (I thought I was getting a legit massage!) She said some flirty words like, "come back and I really take care of you". So next visit, I just dropped 60 on the counter before the massage to see what would happen, and I got an HJ. I did that for a while, since she was pretty good at the actual massage part. Sometimes she got naked, but not everytime. I stopped going, since I only do FS now. I was dumb enough to give her my number, and she still texts me, so I assume she is still there.

I never mentioned this place, since it sounds like a waste of time compared to all the action everyone is getting on the southside. But might be worth a visit for those who are paranoid, live on the northside, and want a good massage with L1. And if you like whiskey, then swing around the corner to Delilahs afterwards (they probably have the best selection in the city).

Honestly I might just wait until the heat dies down, the Chinatown places were the only ones I was interested in. If I do, try anything it's probably going to be an outcall for HKPD.

**Englee** · 03-06-24 10:59

Originally Posted by HandyManny7 [View Original Post]

I want to try her. Thanks for posting.

Most of the posts for this spot or Lavender sound like pps wrote the review / post. I think pps have migrated from leaving fake reviews on rubmaps to here. I would not have high expectations.

**LiquorThnPoker** · 03-06-24 08:46

If you are looking for a more discreet spa that is far less likely to be on CPDs radar, you can try New Life on Diversey near Lincoln. I stopped in there during Covid looking for a legit massage, since I lived nearby, and couldn't get in at massage envy (haha). They don't openly offer upgrades, and even have signs on the wall that threaten you of you ask. Lily is the girl that I was seeing. I tipped her 40 on my way out of the first visit (without any happy ending), only since I was feeling generous during covid and she was all over my ass (I thought I was getting a legit massage!) She said some flirty words like, "come back and I really take care of you". So next visit, I just dropped 60 on the counter before the massage to see what would happen, and I got an HJ. I did that for a while, since she was pretty good at the actual massage part. Sometimes she got naked, but not everytime. I stopped going, since I only do FS now. I was dumb enough to give her my number, and she still texts me, so I assume she is still there.

I never mentioned this place, since it sounds like a waste of time compared to all the action everyone is getting on the southside. But might be worth a visit for those who are paranoid, live on the northside, and want a good massage with L1. And if you like whiskey, then swing around the corner to Delilahs afterwards (they probably have the best selection in the city).

HandyManny7 · 03-06-24 08:27

Originally Posted by ChriSilva [View Original Post]

Massage Chicago (563X W Fullerton Ave) new girl Linda.

Today early day visited 563X, MMS was there. She asked Alice or new girl. Fuck so hard to decide. So she send the new girl. Man she was cute, small frame but curvy. Nice B cup with small nips. Very sexy body. Her massage was ok, the suction was good too. She is not as tight but holds her ground well. It was a sight to see her from behind as well as DATY was clean and she seem to really enjoy. Her name is Linda short brown hair with a very pretty face. I am going to have to choose a duo next time and see if Alice and Linda can play with each other.

I want to try her. Thanks for posting.

**ChriSilva** · 03-06-24 08:16

Originally Posted by LceMan [View Original Post]

Stopped by yesterday and drew Rose. Asked for an hour. There was about a 10 minute massage and got right to it. DATY, BJ then cover, really good CFS. Almost intimate or acted at least. Rose said after the fact that I am her size (smaller in stature and all things) and that she really enjoyed it. She is tiny so most of you must be trying to jam an oil can thru a garden hose. Kept hugging me and told me to come back very soon.

She is a petite girl with nice little ass and really tiny niple but her body is nice firm and has the right amount of curves for me. She was about tight but had no trouble getting it on with her. She does get really wet and likes a pounding. She is vocal and ask to be pounded. Overall had a good time with her.

**MarkStuntMan** · 03-06-24 06:49

Originally Posted by Goofy89 [View Original Post]

She's legit masseuse best massages I've had the HJ was just a bonus.

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...y-rubs/1643656

Does she offer FS?

**DWaits** · 03-06-24 02:48

I saw Angel here a couple years ago 100 QV for the most part. Is she the only one working out this space. RM has every name under the sun reviewed on the first page but none are Angel. I assume these are all fake reviews or she's switching up her name but since I'm near there a lot for meetings, wanted to confirm. If anyone has seen someone other than Angel, can you share a report?

**Tennan** · 03-05-24 22:17

The Mimi in my dream was about 5'4", long red hair, HWP (not skinny, not fat, but had some meat), nice C cup boobs and a quite hairy kitty. Always fun, always sweet and always recommended!. Be safe out there!!

**Fit312** · 03-05-24 11:40

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

I'm curious than, what percentage of these AMP operate with licenses in the China Town area? I'm talking the FS places. I always hear about Orange, but whom else?

You can check on the city web site.

https://data.cityofchicago.org/Commu...uupf-x98q/data