Massage Parlor Reports

**MaximusKahn** · 03-07-24 10:40

If you're looking for a real massage with ladies walking on your back, and getting stretched, turned, and bent to stress your body this is a great place. You will keep your underwear on, and I recommend getting 90 minutes for the full effect. You'll feel great, when it's over.

There is a young lady with a little more gravity so she will make an impression when walking on your back. I actually prefer someone with less gravity.

I also had one use oil, and that was okay except I still had my underwear on and it did get oil on them which I would have preferred to be naked and wiped clean.

The very best I experienced was a tiny older lady, who really worked my body. I did a walk in and apparently all the young girls were busy, so MMS asked me if I was okay with the old lady standing there. Since I wanted a massage I said sure. The women got excited that I agreed to take her and went the extra mile to impress me. I left feeling fantastic. If you want a good legit Thai massage I agree that this is a good place.

Originally Posted by Doretti [View Original Post]

Based on advice here I made an appt and went to Rama Thai on Ulric St. It is fully professional and legit. They had me fill out a form with my info and work I wanted done.

(I kept it clean). Shown to the room and told to strip to underwear. A small young Thai girl, Polly, came in to do my massage and she was very good. Walking on my back and legs and in general working the areas I had noted. On the flip she positioned me in some different poses while she stretched out the various muscles. I was very pleased with my visit and the results. Thanks again for the recommendations!

Doretti.

**PadresFtw** · 03-07-24 02:29

Went to see who the Diana was since was seeing mixed reports but instead guess it was my lucky day because when I walked in seems like a new girl that was described greeted me.

Said her name is Elica. In terms of looks she's more on the shorter and petite side. She's half Chinese and half Spansih too. She's got a nice set of soft natural pancakes that feel good to suck and hold and her ass is probably the highlight of her body, basically got a juicy ass. She's also got some actual nice tats which I respect.

Went in and her massage was just alright. Nothing to speak for other than the fact that she speaks a good amount of English and so it was nice to talk to her as her hands rubbed against my body. She does this thing where she lets her tits sits on your back as she massages and does some extra attention on the ass and inner thighs.

As for her service. She's got a nice pussy, probably because of her skinniness and all but we had a decent amount of 69 action and then went straight into doggy. And I'm telling you she definitely got an ass. Highly recommend doing doggy or reverse cowgirl if you got the dick to do it. Finished up and and got a peck on the cheek goodbye. Overall had a good time with her, and definitely would want to visit her again. I feel like doing a threesome with her and Diana would be fun.

**SsStuntCock** · 03-06-24 21:35

Originally Posted by Sadddkdwwws [View Original Post]

I saw a couple of mentions about girls that have ability to tighten their kegels and really milk a cock. Someone mentioned Yaya and Peach in earlier reviews. It's kind of a hard thing to find since most reviews don't mention girls doing this nor is there a check box for it. Anyone got any additional intel to share on this?

I can vouch for Peach. She kinda has a Japanese "gyaru" aesthetic goin for her, with her big eyes, make-up, and skin tone. Thankfully, nothing too cartoony. She's a spinner with tits & ass, relatively slim waist. Sensual BBBJ, not so much DT. Plenty DFK, but she wasn't a fan of me kissing her neck.

The way she stares "innocently" in your eyes while she squeezes the kewpie mayo out of you is straight dynamite like baked mussels.

**Sadddkdwwws** · 03-06-24 13:16

I saw a couple of mentions about girls that have ability to tighten their kegels and really milk a cock. Someone mentioned Yaya and Peach in earlier reviews. It's kind of a hard thing to find since most reviews don't mention girls doing this nor is there a check box for it. Anyone got any additional intel to share on this?

**TacoBull** · 03-06-24 01:31

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**Dolan85** · 03-05-24 17:36

Went and saw Sunny based on the other good review here. I think I may have gotten someone else? I asked for sunny and got someone with what I d consider long hair, ither report said she had short hair, this girl had hair down past her shoulders. Figured maybe we may have different definitions of "short" so I went with it. I got to say, outside of CiCi this was by far the best massage I've had at an AMP. This girl walked on my back and mostly used er elbows and forearms. 9/10 massage. The issue I had was with service. No teasing, on the flip it was a CBJ, she refused 69 and just wanted to lay there. I don't think she was tired as I went a bit after opening so she didn't exactly have a busy day yet. Total damage. 7 hf 1. 4 tip. I wouldn't repeat for service but if I want a really good massage I'll definitely see her again, if she was indeed sunny.

**DudeNukem** · 03-05-24 12:05

I came to see Abby, ended up in a threesome with Yaya as well and don't regret it whatsoever! Shit was amazing LOL.

Paid house fee 80 for one hour and tipped 320 to the girls (160 each).

Yaya has a pretty face with a decent amount of make-up and almost looks like a white girl, so I'm guessing she is mixed. She's a little chubby, but tbh it didn't bother me because she had beautiful natural tits, large Cs with big areolas and nipples, she's tiny with small feet, small legs, and this girl has a super pussy! Not only does she have a little more cushion for the pushin, but she's a gripper! She can clench her pussy like it's a bear trap and it felt so damn good!

Abby is very beautiful and didn't seem to be wearing any make-up, nice natural large Cs with huge nipples, small petite body size with a nice little ass. Abby is definitely the star of the show at Mesa right now and for good reason haha.

Took a shower and both girls catered to me. Abby scrubbed me down, sucked me off a bit with a BBBJ, filling her mouth up with water, before getting me back into the room.

Laid down flat and the girls did an erotic nuru style massage and took turns. One would go on my back and rub their tits and pussy on me, while the other would stand near my face and either kiss me, let me play with whatever I could grab, or rub their tits, pussy and ass in my face. Probably best time of my life here LOL. I did flip at some point and each girl got a turn at BBBJ and they are both very good. Yaya was a little better but neither could do full DT, only slight teasing.

Had both girls lay down side by side and started fucking Yaya standing mish. Yaya's pussy was wonderful and seeing both sets of tits side by side was like seeing a porno come to life. Abby helped out by squeezing Yaya's tits together as I pounded that pussy. I easily could have filled up the rubber and been done but I wanted to fuck Abby too.

Swap rubbers, and it was Abby's turn. Her pussy is good too! Yaya stood up and rubbed her tits all over me while also rubbing my balls.

I get in the bed and end up finishing with Abby in doggy. Yaya climbs up to and stands in front of me while straddling Abby and shoves her hairy pussy and big tits in my mouth. Little bit of LFK if that matters haha.

Had a great time with both girls and I will be back.

**Rub Mesd** · 03-05-24 11:57

Originally Posted by AlexJavi [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...713-46868.html

Really attractive girls and the prices aren't that high. Seems too good to be true. When I reached out they gave me an address to a house in Claremont. Just curious if anyone has had success?

I call it the Little Blue Mount Me House off of Bal##a.

Three girls there and two at an AMP in Mission Valley around Vande**r.

AMP HF and negotiations.

The Mount Me House.

Flat rate.

Hhr $.4.

Hr $$.

It is hit and miss, the better 2 girls will be at AMP.

**LovelyL6969** · 03-05-24 02:43

Originally Posted by DoubleEntendre [View Original Post]

Summary:

Abby is a shorter girl with a pretty face on an all-natural body accompanied by nice lips and soft C's. She has a youthful look (maybe mid-late 20's) and could easily pass as someone's pretty Asian girlfriend. She speaks decent English and her personality is quiet, yet friendly, with shy GF vibes. She gives a good massage and is both engaging and enthusiastic during sex. 1 hr, . 8/ $. 6.

Session Highlight:

Abby brings me in close, face-to-face, by wrapping one hand around my neck whilst tightly squeezing my ass with the other. She pulls me deep inside her, as deep as I can go, and that's all it took. Blew deep and hard in the bag as she gripped and pulled at my ass. Fucking fantastic.

Can confirm the looks on this girl is pretty and has a more Thai girlfriend feel. I do admit the shy part does turn me off a little bit but as you said once she gets in the mood she really starts getting into it. And her BBBJ are to die for. Was able to dfk and get into some reverse cowgirl and missionary. The way she wraps her legs around you and her arms gets me going super hard. Had a good time and my experience was mostly like yours. Thanks for the review.

**ColPucker** · 03-05-24 01:39

Originally Posted by BluesBalls [View Original Post]

Yeah, thanks for this review. I made one sometime ago now for M&BC with a similarly wild demand for just a HJ. Helps to know I'm not the only one. I'll never go back, no matter how horny I am. MB&C is fucking trash.

I also had a terrible experience the one time I went there. Some people on this forum seem to really like it there though, so YMMV I guess. I won't be going back.

**Cowboy5** · 03-05-24 00:07

Originally Posted by TexiMex [View Original Post]

I had a wonderful dream where I was laying down in the VIP massage, accompanied by a mid-thirties beauty. She had brown hair, a decent sized set of lady lumps, with a decent body. She gave a firm hour massage for the normal price, followed by a full menu of options. We settled on 1. 5 for the full service option, everything covered. She came in, dropped the top, and started rubbing me down with her breasts, she slurped up my noodle and magically slipped on the wrapper in one motion. She continued slurping down the noodle until it was fully prepped. She sauced up, jumped up on the table, and began dowsing my noodle with her lower lips. We switched around or positions a few times before sharing with her some sauce of my own. It was a nice experience. On the way out of the VIP I was introduced to another cute girl, with an all around nice figure. I will be returning to say hello to her.

I had the wonderful, newer Lili. I told mama she was awesome and a great kisser, She said "Oh, I even have a better kisser for you next time. " She wants you to experience all of the fine ladies."

**Alfaker619** · 03-04-24 11:45

I was driving around this Sunday afternoon, and somehow ended up having lunch in the Mira Mesa area. I texted MMS of Hans. She told me "it's slow, so come see Coco".

Damage: Half hour HF. 50 Tip 80.

It was absolute shit. Stay away from this place

**BluesBalls** · 03-03-24 23:34

Originally Posted by GoPadres [View Original Post]

One of my worst experiences there. Was greeted by a 40 ish fairly hot new girl-Rae. 60 hr and hoped for the best. Absolutely no massage skills. I said soft 5 times and zero English means zero understanding. Grabbed her nice ass to move the game along. Get this-- she wanted 1. 4 for a HJ. Seriously. Couldn't negotiate with language barrier. First time for me, I said no, no and no as she didn't get it. Have her. 2 and left. I used to love that place.

Yeah, thanks for this review. I made one sometime ago now for M&BC with a similarly wild demand for just a HJ. Helps to know I'm not the only one. I'll never go back, no matter how horny I am. MB&C is fucking trash.

**TacoManVa** · 03-03-24 17:43

Originally Posted by IslandBoy80 [View Original Post]

Thought I'd drop by Erma so took a noonish visit this morning. They usually have good looking Asian girls there, of course, and I didn't call ahead to hear about the names for the March crew. So, I didn't really anticipate that the door would be answered by a nice, pretty, young Latina. I eventually asked her name and I think it was Valentina. OMG, she can't be more than 23. About 5'3" I guess. Not too thicc but definitely has the curves in the right spots, especially the booty. Beautiful long dark hair. She was very nice, spoke a little English. The massage wasn't bad, either. Yeah, things happened on the flip, and we negotiated a decent price. I'll spare you the this and the that but I can definitely say that the end arrived when we went to K9. There was no way I was going to survive that. Anyway, highly recommended. Happy hunting.

Does she offer BBBJ or is it covered?

Thanks.

**Alfaker619** · 03-03-24 15:44

Should work for the IRS or something, her customer service skills suck and I don't mean suck in a good way. It was just rush rush rush are you finished yet.

Fuck I really hate that place, I hope they get busted.