Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

I met Apple yesterday-well, 'an' Apple. I don't know if this is the same Apple that I've seen mixed reviews about or a different Apple. How many could there be? I met a spa girl named 'Orange' once but that's another story. This may or not be the Apple you're familiar with.

This one was pocket-size, cute, pleasant, accommodating, packing Ds with larger than average nipple-coasters, and pretty sexy overall in her babydoll dress and pink heels. Good English. Nice girl.

Paid for the hour and dropped $$ on the table. When she came back in she said, "For me? Thank you, Baby! Gave me a hug, and left again-maybe to go bury it in the yard or something, I don't know-so I took advantage of down time and took inventory of the room; locking door-check. Slippers under the chair-check. Clean towel. Hold up. This place puts a gold cover over the table between patients-kind of a 'sanitized for your protection' thing, I guess-but it was still wadded up on the chair. Demerit #1. I looked closely at the sheet. It was clean, so I mounted up.

She came back and gave me the 18 Hands of Shuai Jaio treatment for 30 minutes or more. I'm still recovering from it today. Thorough and clinical, cold hands to hot towels, no messing around involved.

Somewhere in the middle of the massage, a bunch of deviants started ringing the doorbell in rapid succession. It must have been quitting time at the Port or something. It was more than the 3 girls on staff could handle so Apple apologized and excused herself so she could help get them queued up. It took a few minutes. I expected the rest of the appointment to be a rush job, but it wasn't. I got my hour and then some. Anyway.

The cootie-killer application was minimal and came with apologies. The nice BBJ that followed went uninterrupted as she worked her ass around to offer DATY, which I accepted. I helped her get her legs under my elbows, grabbed that tiny ass with both hands and did my best impression of a thirsty pirate in a rum distillery. She was in no hurry but my hour was slipping away so she dismounted and stretched on the hat (a level 5 move-far superior to unrolling). It was time for the rodeo.

She drew Ol' One-eye (the veteran Brahma that critically injured beloved are. P. A. Bullfighter Yo-Yo the Clown in 2018) but she was unintimidated. She lowered herself onto the beast, wound the strap around her fist and gave the signal. One-Eye bailed out of the chute on his hind legs and gave her the business but she rode with an inspired singularity of purpose. She wanted the buckle. She was still working the spurs long after the 8 second buzzer.

One-Eye still had some fight left so he rolled her over and pinned her under his horns. He dug his hooves into the dirt and did his worst for a time but finally exhausted himself. He let out a fearful snort and collapsed. Apple stroked him kindly and thanked him for the ride. She had earned that buckle.

Apple can be found at M&M on Pacific. My last three outings there have been outstanding.

Cheers.

[CertifiedLyfe]

It's a clean AMP with cozy massage tables. They have adequate parking.

I was met by the lady named Ana. Ana was a tiny, maybe 5'2", 90 lb mid 30's with a perfect set of full B -or small C bolt ons. That tiny spinner body was sexy asf to me. Very pleasant lady, Table shower was great and the massage. Deep tissue masseuse anywhere. Fairly open menu after the flip. BBJ & FS covered. I would definitely repeat with Ana.

[Delv413]

After reading some of the recent reviews on Day Spa in Tacoma, I had to give it a shot. I was 100% prepared to walk when I went in. That did not happen. I met Amy and she was an absolute smoke show. Looks 8/10. Body 10/10. Massage 10/10. Age was about 30 if I was to guess. Just perfect!! I didn't want to write this report but she deserves our business. Have fun gents!! Be nice so she can stick around.

[Thefourtwo5]

She takes the old "no glove, no love" too litterally. Between that and the wild Bush I can't get find my way around down there. Kinda a buzzkill.

Loved that Bush.

[Thefourtwo5]

Did she want you to wear the glove on your hand?

No glove for me.

[Kinkaid69]

She takes the old "no glove, no love" too litterally. Between that and the wild Bush I can't get find my way around down there. Kinda a buzzkill.

I'd like to thank DirtBurglar for enticing me with his experience with "Baby". She's a little hottie. Zero skills in massage but she likes to roll around naked, toss salad and be taken care of herself. I had a great time with her. BBBJ, cfs, daty, dato (on me). Lots of teasing and fondling by both of us.

[AussieFury]

I'd like to thank DirtBurglar for enticing me with his experience with "Baby". She's a little hottie. Zero skills in massage but she likes to roll around naked, toss salad and be taken care of herself. I had a great time with her. BBBJ, cfs, daty, dato (on me). Lots of teasing and fondling by both of us.

Did she want you to wear the glove on your hand?

[AussieFury]

Had some time to kill in FedWay so decided to cruise around and see who's where after the first of the month shuffle.

Hit Alice first. Hottie Bebe is still there but didn't meet the TWO new girls.

Hit Lotus next and was greeted by SuperMILF Linda. Saw her at NB in December and she is still in fine form. Great massage, great attitude, great BBBJ, great everything.

Sorry the cruise got cut short, but if I walk into a shoppe and Linda is there, I'm going to stay. Tell her Hi from Big Monkey.

[MakeMku]

I was in a deep dream today and saw Baby standing before me. Cute short, and nice body for her age, and greeted me with a hug. So I palmed both cheeks under her little dress. Ask if I wanted a table shower, and of course, I answered yes. Teasing the boys, and started to wake out of the dream. Dried me off and kissed Jr. On the head and he responded, and she giggled Wow and wrapped her little hand as much as she could around him! Jr. Was acting like a coat rack with the towel. LOL! Face down on the table and started the massage but, put my hands to the side, and I was confused because I normally peek at the cat when head-on at the table. She saw Jr. Hanging out the back and started to pull on him, massaging the head and shaft. I flipped, and she asked, and in my dream, everything came out, she disappeared, and suddenly I had a tight little pretty pie in my face and very tight. I had a bobblehead on Jr. Trying to please but Jr. Is pretty wide like a red bull can. I decided to slide the can inside and oh how so tight she gasp and said oh! I truly need lube in the dream but this started to flood slightly. It was a nice slight watching that can pound away and Jr. Throws up in the bag. Very nice cleanup and massage after with back walk, water and out the door. I will have lube in the next dream.

$$. 4 for all.

Baby was fun and attractive. She told me to come back for a doubles massage, which I think I will do sooner than later. Happy Hunting!!

[Hazey2000]

Dropped in for a quick recon of Redsun Massage in Tacoma on 112th. Greeted by Chinese grannie with limited English. HJ only vibes. Quoted me the standard. 4/. 6 rates for HH and H. Did not stay. Might have a decent massage with HE but I didn't have time to stay.

[DirtBurgler]

I'd like to thank DirtBurglar for enticing me with his experience with "Baby".

Pleased to hear it. If you like her style, may I recommend Jessie (pretty sure). She asked me to not write a review but I'll say this: MM good. SPacifically when teamed up with Cici. DM if that doesn't get you there.

[Thefourtwo5]

I'd like to thank DirtBurglar for enticing me with his experience with "Baby". She's a little hottie. Zero skills in massage but she likes to roll around naked, toss salad and be taken care of herself. I had a great time with her. BBBJ, cfs, daty, dato (on me). Lots of teasing and fondling by both of us.

[CertifiedLyfe]

Stopped in Thursday saw Kitty (I think), cute, mid-30's, thin.

4 to the house and just layed on my back. Soft touch, teasing, let me explore a little. No negotiation, finished with a nice scalp / shoulder massage and FS / BJ. I would see her again.

https://9-massage-spa-massage-spa.business.site/

[Chulgoon]

So many places to keep track thanks for the info. I like young girls so any recommendation on youthful looking high energy I'll visit.

[FlyingGolfball]

Texted the night before for an appt with Jenny. Parking was ok on the Safeway lot but honestly, I didn't feel comfortable leaving my car there. The neighborhood was rough, yelling, homeless folks gathering, etc. I actually hesitated going in but hell, I had to see Jenny today. Walked in, a small Chinese girl named Mimi (greeted me and placed me in a room. She asked for 5 minutes to get ready and came back and led me to another room. She collected the fee and asked "everything?" I said yes. She was getting ready herself, so I said I made an appt with Jenny and I'm here to see her. She said Jenny is busy but if I could wait for another 10 minutes. I guess she was with another monger. Hell, I drove an hour to see her, might as well invest another 15 minutes, fine. After 15 minutes, Jenny walked in and told me a client from Shanghai walked in and had to service him first. I felt somewhat bad that she didn't even take a break and saw me.

I used the translator to let her know I came to see her from up north based on the reviews and she liked that. She has very cute face and bigger built than some other petite Chinese which I liked. Some light to med massage and then playful BBBJ then cover came on. Now I think she didn't put my face on her for DATY probably bc I didn't use the mouthwash. Stupid me. But it's ok. I still had great time with her. CG sitting CG and mosh to finish. I didn't last long (I never do since these girls are so talented) but after she cleaned me up, still have me some soft BBBJ which was wonderful.

She told me she would be back in Shanghai in June. I think I might visit her once more and then wait till she travels north.

Maybe being 1st time, it wasn't as hot as Alyssa or Angles but totally made me want to come for more.