Massage Parlor Reports

[Mantenomo]

The ads all look the same, because they're all using some third party ad post thing. They're not posting this stuff themselves.

I think what bothers me more is that places like Dragon post under "escorts", which makes it look like you can get FS there, but that's not the case. But then you have moss posting under "massage", and that is FS.

Spot on about posts but a few nuances in the ads for the newbies.

1. Traditional AMPs:

-almost always give the spas name and address.

-models are always clothed.

-Never ever mention anything but a massage.

-walk ins welcome.

2. Asian Apartment (AAMPs).

-Will give a general location (google will show a condo, office complex, motel) but never a name.

-models usually show some nudity.

-Always (this is the tell) mention services like licking, sucking, GFE, BBBJ.

-will always require a phone call.

I agree that Dragon posts are in the wrong spot.

Stay safe.

[BBShaq]

You know how if you feed a stray cat they keep coming back expecting to be fed. This is what tipping at a flat rate place causes. Don't do that unless you get extras like BBFS.

How much extra tip is good for BBFS.

[Kwak2400]

Anyone have any experience with this one?

No name to search and seems to be posting fairly regularly.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...-/385725513352

On them she is known as Lillathmarie. The last time I contacted her she was working out of a location in Mansfield. Since I couldn't be sure of the potential outcome, I thought the getting wasn't worth the go (as Jerry Jeff Walker would say).

[KC7676]

I am super new to the hobby (like, haven't participated yet but looking forward to it).

I heard a rumor about a location to try, but I'm not sure how to refer to it in a coded way to ask about it. Anybody heard anything about a Cleveland location (in Columbus, of course)?

You don't need to use a code. Just say where you think it is. If there is a link, post it.

[Dougie1977]

Anyone have any experience with this one?

No name to search and seems to be posting fairly regularly.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...-/385725513352

[OtraVez]

I am super new to the hobby (like, haven't participated yet but looking forward to it).

I heard a rumor about a location to try, but I'm not sure how to refer to it in a coded way to ask about it. Anybody heard anything about a Cleveland location (in Columbus, of course)?

Cle avenue? I don't know anything that's on Cle. I googled, and if there's anything there, it looks legit. You can PM if you don't want to say the name here.

I don't know what area of town you are, but if you can drive somewhere, go to RL in Powell.

[Midwest Dude]

You know how if you feed a stray cat they keep coming back expecting to be fed. This is what tipping at a flat rate place causes. Don't do that unless you get extras like BBFS.

That amount is crazy.

[TimeForFun1982]

Linda at Moss Ct is worth a visit but she's only there till the end of February. She is petite, no baby damage, and has probably the second largest set of Asian tits I've encountered (after "bella with the big tits" if anyone is familiar with her). And the tits are all natural.

She's a good time. Decent bbb, gets into it. Allows touching all over but no FIV. Did DATY, cg, rcg, doggy, and mish. For some reason I lasted longer than usual and we went at or nearly a half hour but she didn't complain one time. Usual $. 6 for the house and I tipped $ for the incredibly good time she provided.

You know how if you feed a stray cat they keep coming back expecting to be fed. This is what tipping at a flat rate place causes. Don't do that unless you get extras like BBFS.

[Lickn]

You get CFS for that. They have fees for things outside of / in addition to that, got to ask, prices may vary, depending on provider.

OK, thank you.

[AnonyPeep]

I am super new to the hobby (like, haven't participated yet but looking forward to it).

I heard a rumor about a location to try, but I'm not sure how to refer to it in a coded way to ask about it. Anybody heard anything about a Cleveland location (in Columbus, of course)?

[OtraVez]

I don't know why I can't find the contact info for moss any more. Found billingsly and Louisville though. Anyone have miss info? And what's the deal with the Hard Rd ads looks similar to Louisville and billingsly.

The ads all look the same, because they're all using some third party ad post thing. They're not posting this stuff themselves.

I think what bothers me more is that places like Dragon post under "escorts", which makes it look like you can get FS there, but that's not the case. But then you have moss posting under "massage", and that is FS.

[OtraVez]

So, is it $160 total or $160 plus tip?

You get CFS for that. They have fees for things outside of / in addition to that, got to ask, prices may vary, depending on provider.

[Lickn]

I've been paying $160 there. What am I doing wrong?

So, is it $160 total or $160 plus tip?

[Minnanon]

I've seen this one at Billingsley. She offered BBFS for an upcharge, which I declined. I'm being pretty consistent with Billingsley women (which are usually old): lazy dog, k9, and mish. Fill the bag, and that's it. 10-15 minutes maximum, job done, leave happy, period. No BS, no chit chat, nothing. Just a pop and that's it.

Different strokes, etc. But 10 minutes of disconnected sex--no chitchat, flirting, or foreplay--with an old broad to boot, is too close to being married for me to enjoy it.

On the other hand, at least at the AAMPs you get to leave without paying alimony.

[ThomasTurber]

Texted the number for Billingsley, response gave me the Louisville address.

Said I expected Billingsley, they told me it was busy and I could come tomorrow.

Told them I'd try Louisville.

Provider looked late 30's, though with that anti-aging thing Asian women have, who knows.

About 5'2", 110. Slim, just a slight bit of tummy, no rear end, fake tits. They were decent though, soft, right on the line between B and C. But you could tell. Dark brown hair with red highlights to mid back. Rat tail braid. Angular face that would have been on the edge of pretty / handsome when she was in her 20's. Her accent was difficult for me, she either said her name was Mazza or Maja.

Took care of business, she never left, just took her dress off, leaving only a thong. I disrobed as well and she wanted me to lay face down and get massaged. Which was about 5 minutes of pointless dry rubbing of my shoulders, then pulling off the thong and rubbing herself on my rear.

Motioned me to flip. Short bout of closed mouth kisses. Don't know if she was open to more, her garlic breath put me off. She asked if I wanted sucked, and produced a condom. I asked for BBBJ, we settled on a tip for that, and she went to work. Moved herself into 69, I was a bit hesitant, it was late in the day, but she smelled fresh, so I DATY'd for a while while she kept working. Pretty soon I felt that old familiar feeling. Wasn't sure if BBJCIM was on the table, and it was early in the session, but had just decided to let her deal with it, when she stopped and asked if I wanted to bang.

Now that I am old, I sometimes misfire. If I try to stop or hold back at the wrong time, I don't finish, but junior acts like I did. And (once again, old) it takes 2 or more hours to reset, and the blue pill doesn't help. Noticing the state of affairs, she went back to work on the BBBJ to revive me, and to her credit, worked like a trooper for a good half hour. No complaints that she was tired, or her neck or jaw were sore. Usually that level of effort will make me come, even if not fully hard, but every time I was close she would speed up, which doesn't work on me when I'm in reset mode. Slow and steady wins the race. Eventually it went from feeling really good, to "I'm bored. " So I tapped out, got dressed, and left. 50 minutes door to door on the hour appointment, but I picked the ending time.

Skipped over this to make the narrative flow, but her English was terrible. Almost non-existent. She didn't have a translator app, or didn't understand I wanted her to use one if she had it, and I left my phone in the car. But everything that happened above was punctuated with a frustrating mix of pidgin, charades, and hand signals. Things would have gone much smoother, and I probably could have gotten the pop if she just spoke some English.

A frustrating ending. Don't know if I'd want to see her again because the comms were so difficult, but I will say she didn't slack like some of the AAMP girl reviews.

Standard house fee of 160.60 tip.

I've seen this one at Billingsley. She offered BBFS for an upcharge, which I declined. I'm being pretty consistent with Billingsley women (which are usually old): lazy dog, k9, and mish. Fill the bag, and that's it. 10-15 minutes maximum, job done, leave happy, period. No BS, no chit chat, nothing. Just a pop and that's it.