Escort Reports

[Rafter17]

Any info on this one?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cleve...n/734883810762

[Deer in back yard]

I joined Club Escape and went a couple of times. This was several years ago, though. Not sure what it's like now, but when I went, I just sat around for a few hours feeling awkward, then left since I had a job that required me to be up very early. I never saw any sex of any sort going on, but I was told by a couple of the regulars that things never really got started until well after midnight so my experience is probably not representative of how things really are. I will say that I never felt unwelcome because I was a single guy.

I've been there twice. My experience the first time didn't amount to anything. I more or less just took things in. The second time I was able to hook up in the club. We fucked in a 3 walled room, where the missing wall was basically open to anyone walking by. I got her number and haven't been back since. She was a larger girl so that's pretty much why I didn't follow up. The usual clientele appeared to be middle aged people. There were some younger people there but they came as a MF couple. As other posts said, a lot of the people are already together so you'd have to ask to join them.

[DaveTheLoose]

What about club escape since they allow single males to join? Has any single male gone there who can share how their first time went?

I joined Club Escape and went a couple of times. This was several years ago, though. Not sure what it's like now, but when I went, I just sat around for a few hours feeling awkward, then left since I had a job that required me to be up very early. I never saw any sex of any sort going on, but I was told by a couple of the regulars that things never really got started until well after midnight so my experience is probably not representative of how things really are. I will say that I never felt unwelcome because I was a single guy.

[Boonniee99]

I agree with ABJ. The wifey and I are in the Lifestyle. Bulls and plentiful, most clubs limit the number of single men the allow in on a party night. So I would not try going to a club unless it is a "Bull Night". Rarely are couples looking for a single male. In addition, most clubs limit the number of single men allowed in.

What about club escape since they allow single males to join? Has any single male gone there who can share how their first time went?

[Monaco GP]

Is this one legit? If so, services and prices?

https://callescort.org/440-462-5710

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/f...-town/63044952

She has a different phone number today soooo probably fake. If real she's about to not be able to handle the call volume.

[CockSki]

I had a neighbor years ago who would talk about swinging at a club downtown Cleveland like everyone did it, and at the same time how he was the coolest because he and his wife were the only ones who did it. Certainly, a weird couple. If you ever watch the Soft White Underbelly guy on youtube and the Florida nudist / swingers he interviewed, they were just like that.

Single guys are a pariah unless it is a theme day where single guys are welcome and supposed to gang bang wives, but from my understanding, even on these theme days, it is not particularly easy to get laid if you are a single dude.

To answer your question, from my understanding, if you want to smash some dudes wife / girl, the proper protocol is to ask permission from the guy, which is so fucking stupid.

"Hey buddy, can I cuck you for about 30-60 minutes, Mr. Guy who is the boss of his wife?" It makes no sense.

If you have a girl with you, the girls can say they want to swap, but according to my neighbor, the guys still have talk it over by the bar / pool tables first, lay the ground rules for who is allowed to stick what, where, etc. Again, stupid, and sooooo liberating, {if true} yea feminism.

He also said there were guys who were there to be part of a MMF, and looking for a single guy, particularly one they had not seen before. They would send the wife to seduce him, and then try to either have the guy be the meat to their bread sandwich, or just tell the guy he can fuck, but he gets to touch the dude, and would put fingers up his ass, or you have to kiss him while his wife is fucking you, etc.

I would swing with a girl who wanted to go, but don't think I would enjoy it too much, but going in single is not a great move from my understanding. I also don't think the talent is especially strong, but have no first hand knowledge of this.

I agree with ABJ. The wifey and I are in the Lifestyle. Bulls and plentiful, most clubs limit the number of single men the allow in on a party night. So I would not try going to a club unless it is a "Bull Night". Rarely are couples looking for a single male. In addition, most clubs limit the number of single men allowed in.

[Boonniee99]

Can any action be had at Adult mart? Any glory holes or couples who go there to fuck or suck?

[AsianBlowjob]

Thanks! What advice would you give to a single male going to a swingers club? How do I interact with the couples there and get the wives / girls to fuck? How do I prevent myself from being the guy standing there alone with a drink in his hand?

I had a neighbor years ago who would talk about swinging at a club downtown Cleveland like everyone did it, and at the same time how he was the coolest because he and his wife were the only ones who did it. Certainly, a weird couple. If you ever watch the Soft White Underbelly guy on youtube and the Florida nudist / swingers he interviewed, they were just like that.

Single guys are a pariah unless it is a theme day where single guys are welcome and supposed to gang bang wives, but from my understanding, even on these theme days, it is not particularly easy to get laid if you are a single dude.

To answer your question, from my understanding, if you want to smash some dudes wife / girl, the proper protocol is to ask permission from the guy, which is so fucking stupid.

"Hey buddy, can I cuck you for about 30-60 minutes, Mr. Guy who is the boss of his wife?" It makes no sense.

If you have a girl with you, the girls can say they want to swap, but according to my neighbor, the guys still have talk it over by the bar / pool tables first, lay the ground rules for who is allowed to stick what, where, etc. Again, stupid, and sooooo liberating, {if true} yea feminism.

He also said there were guys who were there to be part of a MMF, and looking for a single guy, particularly one they had not seen before. They would send the wife to seduce him, and then try to either have the guy be the meat to their bread sandwich, or just tell the guy he can fuck, but he gets to touch the dude, and would put fingers up his ass, or you have to kiss him while his wife is fucking you, etc.

I would swing with a girl who wanted to go, but don't think I would enjoy it too much, but going in single is not a great move from my understanding. I also don't think the talent is especially strong, but have no first hand knowledge of this.

[TopDecker577]

Is this one legit? If so, services and prices?

https://callescort.org/440-462-5710

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/f...-town/63044952

[Wet440]

Anyone have a UTR in the lake county area that they'd be interested in sharing her number with me. Been looking for a good local girl for a while now and can't seem to find one.

[Clion]

I have seen girls that you can tell just by looking at there body whether they are additted to some kind of drug or not.

Normally if they have such addiction, their skin / muscles are so flimsy like there's no strength to those regardless of the age.

Is that how it is guys according to your experiences?

[Boonniee99]

Here's one for you! Club Escape swingers on Lakeside Ave. Just returned from there in the very early morn.

$60 entry fee. Cheap and it's woman's choice so no guarantees but compared to a drug addict charging $300 and doesn't even want to fuck! And, if lucky, going multiple rounds with different wives to me a no-brainer. I'm pushing 70 yrs and, at the moment, more Pee-Wee Herman than Stallone but, with obesity and beer-bellies the norm, I still look quite studly and do well above average with help from Just For Men. Unfortunately, hair is thinning and teeth loosening so I haven't much longer in the game.

The gloryhole; however, when occupied, is the best bargain as it's always first come, first served BBBJ with no rushing, sometimes there's a long line and I've seen guys get turned away if they smell bad.

Last night, a short fat chick was in the gloryhole. I'd seen her enter the gloryhole 3 or 4 times over the years. Methinks a lot of the so-called "swingers" are co-owners of the establishment. Anyway the other wives there were just playing pool oblivious to the needs of men so opted to at least get a BBBJ before leaving. I shoved it through the hole and she says, "Oh, totally shaved cock! I love it! They're complaining because I don't like hair in my mouth!" Told her I shave to avoid rug burn and hate muff-diving myself and wouldn't go there unless it's hairless.

So she's doing a damn good job and wants to come out to fuck, but once over 130 lbs the visuals are not appealing. So I told her, Just turn around. She does, and is trying real hard to get it in, but she's so short and heavy! Her 200+ lbs on the very end of a hard dick trying to hold it up was a road to hernia city, and crushing my balls on the bottom of the gloryhole was no fun either. If I were 12 inches it would have reached, but I'm not! So I bend down and said, Just give me your ass, babygirl! Just bury me deep in that beautiful ass!

She says, Ok! O hesitation!

I was floored! I expected end of conversation and off to home.

I remain exhilarated! In fact, the gathering of fissile materials to nuke this Christo-Fascist mistake by the lake to kingdom come is momentarily on hold. I will even be nice to the obese, for awhile. That said, I've seen people of questionable gender enter the door to the gloryhole and couples also often go in there together. So fingering the occupant's pussy first to be sure they have one may be advised.

I'm targeting getting jacked with 20 lbs of more muscle over the next few weeks and steering clear of the anti-sex Christian incels who rule this state arresting sex-workers and we few men who love women rather than God.

Thanks! What advice would you give to a single male going to a swingers club? How do I interact with the couples there and get the wives / girls to fuck? How do I prevent myself from being the guy standing there alone with a drink in his hand?

[VanillaRula]

Has her performance improved? I saw her one time a couple years ago. She just laid there, might as well have been a blow up doll. Despite the looks, which were exactly what I like, I never back it was so bad.

Only noticed the starfish in missionary. Doggie and prone I just did my thing. I'll try a couple more times and see if she opens up.

[VanillaRula]

Same. Total starfish but what kept me from returning was the timer on the iPhone.

What he is probably not used to, is her looks. Perhaps is tired of meeting other worn out, old, fat, fugly escorts and strung out junkies that are about all that is available in this god forsaken state.

For some guys, looks count above everything else. I know because that has happened to me before. But I will sit down and let him respond himself. LOL.

Yeah you're spot on. I go for fat / bbw / thick providers, but she is the best looking provider, and my first petite provider I have seen.

I will say it's the first meeting, I expected the nervousness, but she was like a mute at times didn't bother me since I wanted to get down to business. Noticed the starfish only in missionary with her legs on my shoulders, when I would look down at her. Prone-bone, and standing / laying down doggie I did my thing and went at it until I finished. She did moan once maybe twice, but it was so silent you could barely notice it. I would check on her to make sure she's good when we switched positions or when I showed her prone-bone, since she had no idea what that was. I didn't notice the timer though since her phone was on the opposite bed we were in.

At this rate, I'd go back since there isn't much here for a petite provider besides the druggies, or unless anyone has a recommendation. I'm hoping she opens up with more visits. I'll give her a couple of visits more to see if that does change and report back unless someone here says she doesn't and to not waste the money.

[SR7D1]

Has her performance improved? I saw her one time a couple years ago. She just laid there, might as well have been a blow up doll. Despite the looks, which were exactly what I like, I never back it was so bad.

Same. Total starfish but what kept me from returning was the timer on the iPhone.

What he is probably not used to, is her looks. Perhaps is tired of meeting other worn out, old, fat, fugly escorts and strung out junkies that are about all that is available in this god forsaken state.

For some guys, looks count above everything else. I know because that has happened to me before. But I will sit down and let him respond himself. LOL.