Massage Parlor Reports

[Cruzier1]

I had a Thai massage in Thailand from a big, beefy grandma. She gave me this thick white cotton top and pants thing to put on. I eventually figured it out, or at least got it to cling to my body. It reminded me of a karate gi, or maybe a medical gown. Anyway, she beat me up in a good way. No extras but I didn't want any.

Also went to a Thai place down in San Diego somewhere maybe 4 years ago. I knew it was legit. I actually wanted a full Thai massage and no extras. The PPS gave me a few dirty looks and made it very clear it wasn't an "extra" place with his body language. Told me to keep my underwear on. Went into the room and got blasted in the face with that eye watering menthol scent. The lady also reiterated to keep my underwear on. So I kept my underwear on. Later learned that the menthol smell was from all the vicks she slathered on my body. The entire room was a low mattress and the massage felt like college wrestling in slo-mo. She beat the crap out of me. What an experience!

My point is that if it is a legit Thai place, you keep your underwear on.

So, anyone know of that style of Thai massage that has extras at the end?

Cheers.

[BluesBalls]

Haha. Nope. I meant it literally. The first time I went to the Thai place next to smile, the masseuse asked me to keep my underwear on.

Yeah, this is common in Thai massages. It's not like Chinese massages. I've been to Thailand and it's mostly common there too, unless you insist or you're going to get more. They even usually give you some pants to wear.

[Will008]

I go commando too in every legit place I've been to. I thought that was the standard even if no extras are available.

Pretty sure he was just joking saying its so legit you need to keep them on.

Haha. Nope. I meant it literally. The first time I went to the Thai place next to smile, the masseuse asked me to keep my underwear on.

[EH09M3]

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[RChangDatyKing]

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[SDJaziKing]

I think she's a bit shorter at maybe 5'5" only because I'm about 5'7" and she was shorter than me.

We might be talking about totally different person. I just re-visited Gu and I can confirm she's at least 5' 8", since I'm 5' 11" and she was almost at my eye-level. Did she have a cover-up tattoo on her left shoulder? It's literally straight lines covering up some letterings. (I think it's related to those mainland China's gang related private loan scheme but I won't go into the detail).

Misa on the other hand, she definitely looks 5' 5".

BTW, I wouldn't generally recommend Micky for the most mongers. She does not give BBBJ and was reluctant to even perform CBJ. She pulled out her phone and used her translator app to show me "no condom oral sex requires more money".

She fucking loves to get fucked regardless though. What a double-edged sword.

[TacoManVa]

She is Thai.

Thanks, description of her boobs?

[RChangDatyKing]

Ok, then how do you explain the RChang? What does RChang mean to the DATY King?

Well, since you are worried about me so much.

The letter are means something different with every girl I've been with. For many, I'm Respectful and Romantic! For some I'm Radiant and Righteous. I think I'm Remastered! Because I'm good and a master at eating pussy. LOL.

Chang. In English it means Often, Prosper, Smooth, Flourish. I like the Thai definition which means Elegant. I guess I'm big like an elegant. LOL.

Take your pick!

[DudeNukem]

I haven't been to this place ever since they got revamped so decided to roll the dice. Just walked in without appointment and I was greeted by Micky. She's tall, at least 5' 8, slender but not skinny. If any of you recall Amber from VIP, she's pretty much a knock-off version of Amber with smaller but real tits and a little shorter height. Look wise, I would say 7/10, she's pretty for AMP girl for sure.

Now, THIS is why I decided to share the info. She gets wet, like flooding wet. I proceeded to use the natural lubricants to gently rub her clits and now she's moaning, body is twitching and shaking abruptly. She's still face down on the massage table so she grabs the table tight with her hands as she lets out her heavy breath. Now I'm doing DATO while my fingers are rubbing her clits, she's moaning pretty hard at this point.

I didn't want her to cum face down so I told her to flip and lightly teased her nipples, tried to kiss her but she firmly moved away. Not sure if it has to do with DATO I gave her prior, who knows. Went for DATY and now she's really physically more engaging. Shortly after intense DATY session, she let out a heavy moan and I could physically feel her body orgasming. After catching her breath for few seconds, she puts the condom super quick and slid my dick right in her pussy. So I don't even know if she offers BBBJ to be honest. I would assume so but it's not confirmed because we went right into fucking in Missionary.

I wanted to piggyback on this review because It fills in some of my blanks since I didn't get a massage and I actually did get some of the other services you didn't. I hope that's okay. Makes it so people can see it all in one place haha.

For the description, I would only add that I think she's a bit shorter at maybe 5'5" only because I'm about 5'7" and she was shorter than me. I also think that she's pretty and has more of that "plain Jane" kind of look, especially in the nice slim fitting dress she was wearing. 7. 5/10 looks and 8/10 services.

Paid house fee 60 for half hr and tipped 160.

I skipped the massage, took a quick shower and asked for "boom boom" when I got back into the room.

I Sat at the edge of the massage table for BBBJ. Good suction, BLS, lots of licking on the shaft and tip, great HJ / BJ combo and no DT.

Standing mish and classic mish positions were fantastic. Just great sex at this point. Slow power thrusts and I was easily hitting against her pelvic area or something. Lots of cum juices made the experience very fun and slippery.

Doggie / k9 on top of the table was very good and I grabbed hold on her waist, I start thrusting and going at it with her. We fuck like this until I filled up the rubber. OP was right about Miki's pussy being tight, getting super wet and her being very susceptible to sexual stimulation.

I had a lot of fun with Miki and though things were a little awkward at the beginning much like OP described, once the sex started, Miki got comfortable and things were fantastic! I also really liked her tall and sexy body as it was something different than what I've been seeing recently.

[Doretti]

Thanks Will and Taco. Appreciate the recommendations!

Doretti.

[King Kon]

Fellow friends, anyone know if Cathy / Sia from San Diego's 201 spa and ERMA, is still working at Temecula?

I remember reading she was working at a spot near Jefferson a few months ago.

I'm thinking of paying her a visit if she is.

Thank you!

[SDJaziKing]

I haven't been to this place ever since they got revamped so decided to roll the dice. Just walked in without appointment and I was greeted by Micky. She's tall, at least 5' 8, slender but not skinny. If any of you recall Amber from VIP, she's pretty much a knock-off version of Amber with smaller but real tits and a little shorter height. Look wise, I would say 7/10, she's pretty for AMP girl for sure.

If I'm being honest, she really doesn't deserve to be even reviewed based on the performance alone. Massage was terrible, she doesn't even know how to apply pressure, no teasing at all. Even on the flip, no teasing with mediocre massage ended and then out of blue she looks at me and gives me the "boom boom" motion to me. Since the session itself was mediocre and legit as hell, I honestly wasn't even expecting her to even offer me that option.

Gave her 160, she went out to get the supply. Shortly after she comes back, gets fully naked. Now I don't know why I did that but I offered her a massage instead and she happily obliged. Maybe she sucked at it so bad I had to show her how shit gets done, I don't know. Anyways, I give her about 10 minutes of intense full body massage, then proceeded to give her the light teasing around her vulva.

Now, THIS is why I decided to share the info. She gets wet, like flooding wet. I proceeded to use the natural lubricants to gently rub her clits and now she's moaning, body is twitching and shaking abruptly. She's still face down on the massage table so she grabs the table tight with her hands as she lets out her heavy breath. Now I'm doing DATO while my fingers are rubbing her clits, she's moaning pretty hard at this point.

I didn't want her to cum face down so I told her to flip and lightly teased her nipples, tried to kiss her but she firmly moved away. Not sure if it has to do with DATO I gave her prior, who knows. Went for DATY and now she's really physically more engaging. Shortly after intense DATY session, she let out a heavy moan and I could physically feel her body orgasming. After catching her breath for few seconds, she puts the condom super quick and slid my dick right in her pussy. So I don't even know if she offers BBBJ to be honest. I would assume so but it's not confirmed because we went right into fucking in Missionary.

Oh boy she can definitely take the pounding, actually enjoys it when you thrust in hard and deep. Again, her body is extremely reactive. Like, if you thrust harder, you can tell her body just reacts to it. Pussy was tight, wet, and hot. I usually go for multiple positions but I just decided to go for non-stop pounding in mish and busted the nut in her. Even after cumming, I kept fucking her slowly for few minutes and she was still holding me tight and moaning. Finally pulled out and damn the massage table was soaked wet right underneath her pussy. She didn't squirt, but she was that much wet I guess.

So here's tl; dr.

- there's a tall, pretty girl who sucks at massage and teasing, and do not know if she even gives a BBBJ. LFK, DFK isn't even confirmed.

- BUT she's extremely reactive to sexual stimulations and actually enjoys receiving the stimulations.

- If you are a giver like me, a guy like making girls cum, don't walk, RUN. The satisfaction is mind blowing.

[Manuel128]

I stopped in the other day in RB, a late forties petite woman was on the phone and let me in. I handed her. 40 while she was talking and I pointed to the towel cabinet in the room and mouthed shower.

The shower room has no shower curtains so water was everywhere on the floor and sink and I wore no shower shoes. I almost fucking slipped. Imagine I fucking slip at a parlor and hit my head on something?! How am I going to explain this?

Found my way back to the room. We were the only people there. The spa is big and nice and could pass for legit. She was finally off the phone and came back without her coat and had a short dress on. She started light touch on butt and not even 10 seconds in my hand patted her butt under her skirt and felt her thong. She asked if I wanted to flip not even one minute in! I said everything she asked how much. I said 1. 2 and she countered 1. 4. Ok game on. She gave CBJ for like 20 seconds then laid back. I asked to daty and she was surprised. I told her just lay back and relax. I will go slow. We enjoyed ourselves where I got to watch her play with herself a bit and just release some tension. I pulled her top down and a condom fell out. LOL.

Time for FS, as someone mentioned she likes doggy. All in all, a pretty good time and was non rushed at all. She has no tits and probably gained a few covid pounds over the past few years. She smelled nice though and we had pretty good chemistry together.

We chatted a bit after and she mentioned she hired a pretty Japanese gal a few months / weeks back (sounded non-pro and new). First day on the job a fucking asshole monger paid for an hour and 15 minutes in decides he wants his money back. She gave him the full. 60 back and then he started getting angry at her and took her picture. Then he started to be aggressive and loud and was hanging around the parking lot. She freaked out that he took her picture. It was hard to understand her story but she mentioned the Japanese woman paid HIM money to leave as she was so scared and just wanted to leave. Sucks this gal just wanted to earn some extra spending cash and could have been a lot of fun. Anyways being the nice guy that I am, I offered to make an appointment with her if she was looking to come back. I said we are not all assholes and she can get a good tip from me. Mamasan said she is not coming back and only lasted one day. Guys don't be a dick. ~Manny.

[TheDudeOne]

I go commando.

What happens if you go to a legit place and take everything off and place the towel / blanket / sheet over yourself. Is that OK?

I go commando too in every legit place I've been to. I thought that was the standard even if no extras are available.

Pretty sure he was just joking saying its so legit you need to keep them on.

[DudeNukem]

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