Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

Diva, if nothing else, offers variety. I called the phone number to ask who was on duty. MMS figured out which of her 10 burners was ringing and processed my inventory request:

"One hispanic girl one asian girl one white girl all very beautiful you go be very happy. "Challenge accepted.

I drew Columbian bombshell "Ivanka"; 30 ish, enormous gravity-defying MMs and the kind of ass the youngsters go crazy for these days.

When I entered the airlock, she was there discharging her previous patient. Note: this was the 2nd time in a row that I've had to do a blind-side spinning shame-shuffle with a head-fake into the paint to avoid the foul. Shameless Shakira waved me in like she was just selling snowcones at Sea-fair.

Now, you'd think they'd go to the bullpen for a reliever in this situation-send the starter to the locker room for an ice bath or something. The room hadn't even been cleaned up yet-I went into a skid when I hit a wet spot. I shit you not. I went for it anyway because I'm a deviant cluck.

Paid the standard tax up front and got comfortable. And that was the high point of the visit.

The details are unimportant and would be unkind, but I'll say this much; her ample back meat proved to function much like seismic dampers in an office tower. No matter how much it was shaking at ground level, you could cut a diamond in the penthouse. The real issue was that she couldn't hide how much she wanted to get it over with. She's either overworked or in the wrong profession.

She started paying attention when I told her to just forget it. She couldn't understand-literally couldn't understand English beyond what was in the "English for Party Girls" manual. I tried to use the translator app but she didn't seem to understand that either. I wanted to tell her (in a kind way) that if a patient walks out of there feeling any less virile than Billy Bob Thornton did back when Angelina Jolie was wearing a vial of his blood around her neck, you failed.

I did have a 10 out of 5 star experience in Tacoma today. More on that in a day or two.

[MagicQ]

Thanks for the info, bummer it's fake though expected. Anything on pacific spa review?

Sorry, found it with advanced search.

"Massage Parlor Details:

Only downside for me is that she would not undress, so I was only able to feel her snatch OTC. Her tits are pretty small but still feel full if that makes sense.

More details".

Started with a covered massage for 5-10 minutes. Cover came off and oil massage started. Was a decent massage, I would say average. Once she started on the legs there were a few grazes and I was anticipating the flip. She did do a little light touch and reach under then got the pillow.

On the flip, no haggling, just commenting on how she liked my member then got some oil and started. After a minute or so the next thing I know is there was a finger inserted and I liked it. Did not take long after that. She worked everything out and then did a nice clean up. It was one of the better ones I have gotten. ".

COMMENT from the RB.

"yampca:02.21 2024.

Fake! Just like his other review. May has not been there since November".

[FlyingGolfball]

Saw a couple of new posts on RM Redmond for pacific and Victoria spa. Anyone have RM to give quick lowdown?

Sorry, found it with advanced search.

"Massage Parlor Details:

Only downside for me is that she would not undress, so I was only able to feel her snatch OTC. Her tits are pretty small but still feel full if that makes sense.

More details".

Started with a covered massage for 5-10 minutes. Cover came off and oil massage started. Was a decent massage, I would say average. Once she started on the legs there were a few grazes and I was anticipating the flip. She did do a little light touch and reach under then got the pillow.

On the flip, no haggling, just commenting on how she liked my member then got some oil and started. After a minute or so the next thing I know is there was a finger inserted and I liked it. Did not take long after that. She worked everything out and then did a nice clean up. It was one of the better ones I have gotten. ".

COMMENT from the RB.

"yampca:02.21 2024.

Fake! Just like his other review. May has not been there since November".

[FlyingGolfball]

Saw a couple of new posts on RM Redmond for pacific and Victoria spa. Anyone have RM to give quick lowdown?

Posted 2. 14 this year but the visit was from December 2023. Another one was from 2021. So no new reviews. 3 out of 5 star, 4 total reviews. Hard pass for me but.

"went in for a 90 minute massage cause I heard this was non-erotic and I did want some pain relief. Had to wait 20 minutes cause they had just gotten slammed. Agreed, got a nice shiatsu backwalking massage for first 20 minutes then full back for another 20-30 ins and then flipped to front. There was some slightly flirty touching but not like in full erotic joints. On the front flip (only drapping was a thin sheet BTW) she pulls the sheet down to my waist and also off the legs so that sheet in only covering my junk and nothing else. While massage was not erotic it was very sensual and and I was totally hard. As she worked here hands closer to my junk at one point I just busted a nut into the sheet.

I put as recommended cause, while not for everyone here, I actually like this cause I gat a more then halfway decent massage but also was sensual enough that if your sensitive like I am it totally made me cum. The only down side was that on paying the bill before leaving she requested cash and then also not so subtly demanded more for the tip. I find that really rude and off putting but I'll probably go gack sometime. Maybe."

[FlyingGolfball]

Anybody have any beIntel on this place?

I have RB subscription until tomorrow so PM for Bellevue MP reviews.

[MagicQ]

Saw a couple of new posts on RM Redmond for pacific and Victoria spa. Anyone have RM to give quick lowdown?

[ButtLiquor]

I'm new to the hobby. I'm looking for a massage place in Kirkland with HJ ending. Any recommendations? Thanks in advance.

[Safrony42]

Dropped by to see who replaced Kelly and Momo after work and was greeted by Mia; a slim, cute, 20's, probably Chinese. I told I'd be back later.

Upon my return I was properly stunned when Ruby opened the door; a compact, curvy, gorgeous, maybe 30, Viet.

My custom is hf+$$ up front. My terms were acceptable so she told me to wash my hands and get comfortable.

She immediately got comfortable as well when she got back. Nice little 15 min soft massage to start then a covered, very believable pro-level performance.

My best experience to date, honestly. Pure quality.

She goes back to Cali on Thursday. Mia will be there for 2 weeks.

Enjoy.

An anyone update me on what the talent at diva is now? Heading to seattle land on Monday next week. Thanks mongers!

[Shogun Hua]

I wanted to let you all know I dropped by today to see if it was the same Lucy I saw there in Sept., 2022 (from my notes: shit massage, tight pussy, no ass, tad flab, really pretty. Amazing oral. Great fuck!)

No, it is not that Lucy. This Lucy is as mostly described (above, first sentence of quoted message), much younger (looks mid-20's, for real, I can guess Asian women's ages pretty well ✓). I realized she was pretty hot, so I bookmarked her for another time. Her complexion at 2 pm seemed splotchy. I doubt she was wearing much makeup, but the skin is smooth and white. Tits definitely stand out. Much larger looking in the Valentine-themed cocktail mini-dress she was wearing. Looked to be solid C's. She needed to use G-Translate to understand me. It's good to see this spa is still bringing in hot younger girls for FS.

Thanks for the heads up. I visited Lucy. This place has changed, use to be a HE only place with curtain doors 3-4 years ago. Now they have locking doors and screens in the rooms showing the activities outside and down the hallway. Had a great time with her. Probably in her 20's. 7 looks, long black hair. A's, maybe B's. Nice body. No BJ, straight to CFS. She wants you to be gentle. I heard she is leaving at the end of the month. Stay safe.

[SWNinja]

Surprised you gave her a B- for chemistry given how mechanical it was.

I'm pretty liberal with my reviews, it wasn't an awful experience but more so, nothing memorable. That said I probably wouldn't repeat a session with her. I think we're on the same page.

[HouseFriedRice]

Damage: $$.

Will Repeat?: maybe, to check out other talent.

Chemistry: B-.

Looks: B.

Attitude: B.

Service: B.

Surprised you gave her a B- for chemistry given how mechanical it was.

I also tried Cici out recently and had a similar experience but I opted for HJ only and was glad I hadn't spent the extra that day partially because I wasn't super aroused in general that day and because it was pretty mechanical. Paid for an hour, whole experience lasted maybe 40 min. Massage was ok with a good amount of buildup (massaging inner thighs). I only tipped. 4 for the so maybe that kept it pretty basic but I had a little trouble getting it up. I did rub her ass OTC and her top slipped a little so the nipple closest to me popped out and I started to grab at her titty which did get me harder and I popped soon after.

She does have a cute and youthful appearance, but she really only used 1 hand to stroke me and did nothing else with her other hand. Would've enjoyed her running her fingers across my body or playing with my balls. I often get tempted to just get FS the first time I see a pretty MT, but I'm glad to have tried her out with just a HJ as I got a preview of what FS with her would've been like. Bottom line: good looks, but lacks enthusiasm.

[SWNinja]

Dropped by about an hour and a half before closing, the back door was convenient and was happy to see a reasonably attractive attendant. Led up a strangely structured spiral staircase and into a room when asked "how long? I handed her $$ and stated 1 hour and everything. She left to put away the money and allow for time to get undressed and onto the massage table.

Kiki has a pretty attractive body, I can never accurately guesstimate age but I'd say she's probably in her late 30's, the massage was actually quite decent, and upon flipping the usual mouth-to-CBJ routine started. Some nice rhythmic motions, until I was ready and tapped her shoulder to hint at her getting on top. She rode me like a champ and got me to climax fairly quickly. This was overall a pretty good experience considering the other options were disappointment and sadness with the grannies further up north.

The road just out front is painfully loud and you can hear just about any conversation being had. Like the homeless person talking to himself, and the cars speeding along Aurora.

Damage: $$.

Will Repeat?: yes.

Chemistry: B.

Looks: B+.

Attitude: A.

Service: A.

[SWNinja]

Recently was in the area and decided to give this place a try. I think it's been extensively reviewed, but thought to share my experience.

I'm not sure if there's a backdoor, but the front is incredibly exposed. I was greeted by Cici, who was a youngish late 20's something gal from China. Language was a barrier but she assumed most of what was being communicated correctly.

Led me into a room, asked "how long? I said 1 hour, and proceeded to hand her $$, and said "everything". She nodded, smiled and walked out of the room, assuming that was my queue to get undressed and onto the massage table. The place is fairly clean and uncluttered, warm enough that you aren't shivering from how cold it was outside. She returns to the room and starts to apply some oil and start off the massage. At one point, she'd had her crotch literally inches from my face as she leaned in to massage my back. Tempted as I may have been, I wasn't in the daty'ing mood and didn't try or ask. The massage was pretty thorough and just the right amount of pressure, it wasn't too long nor too short. Upon the flip, she reached for her phone and used a translator app to ask again, "Do you want anything else? I nodded and said "everything", to which she started to stroke little jimmy to attention. I thought that perhaps she'd try and do a CBJ, but instead simply used her hands. After a bit of stroking, I asked to get on top and she obliged. We went at it, mish for a little while and she did her best acting and moaned for a little. The overall experience was a bit sterile and while I don't seek chemistry, this was akin or very close to starfish behavior. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't eventful either.

Damage: $$.

Will Repeat?: maybe, to check out other talent.

Chemistry: B-.

Looks: B.

Attitude: B.

Service: B.

[Original703]

Anybody have any Intel on this place?

I'm also interested in this, along with any FS AMP guidance for Bellevue. I'm not there frequently to gather good intel. Are there ANY decent FS AMPs in Bellevue currently?

Plus 1 to AF's request.

I, too, am only infrequently in Bellevue, and would like to know of FS AMP opportunities there. I mostly hobby on the Seattle side of the lake. Think North End grannies, occasional dalliances in the south end like Federal Way, and the anomalous out-of-state experience.

[Justice2001]

Saw the whole staff pretty much. Older and none attractive. Massage was nothing to write home about either. Anyone know where to get a couples massage that's has an attractive staff? Legit only but with teasing is a plus.