Massage Parlor Reports

**AvgJoe08** · 02-22-24 10:35

Didn't have time to go into Lville so I thought I'd give IB a shot. Thought I had read that FS can be had here but admittedly, it's been awhile since I dug that deep. Walked in and greeted by a tall pretty blonde. Told me to go to the last room. In walks a cute tiny little thing wearing a skirt and I mean tiny. Thinking it's my lucky day. Massage was nonexistent and after 4 min broke out the pillow for the flip. Sanitizer for the hands and asks if I wanted HE by making the universal jerk off hand motion. I said no, I want boom boom. She was pretty adamant that that's not going to happen. So I said ok for HE. Then she wanted $ for her to take off her clothes. Uh no. Gave her. 4 for HE. She tried like hell to get. 6 so I started getting dressed and asked for my. 4 back. Long story short, I'm out. 7 for a shitty massage by a tiny chick with GPS. Blonde walked me out apologizing about my experience or lack there of. She said the tiny chicks name is Shi shi or shishimi. I'd avoid imo. I could have made a fuss and demanded my money back I guess but just decided to cut my losses and gtf out.

**Spanky2940** · 02-22-24 07:44

Trying to stop by today or tomorrow. Which one currently has the best talent?

**ThighSpreader** · 02-21-24 23:52

I am sure that after 50 or more farmers fucked Paula that week that she wasn't too horny. When the farmers are in town it's best to stay home.

**Voltare** · 02-20-24 11:43

Saw the good reviews so had to see Yuki.

Called ahead early morning. The new girl had started. Her name is Heidi, but didn't get the opportunity to see her.

Asked for an hr with Yuki. To echo reviews she is very, very petite. Similar to the young Anna that was at Stone a few months ago, but a little older. English is decent, but limited to general questions. TS to massage which was fantastic, best AMP massage I've had in Louisville. Amazed she had the energy after the farm show. On the flip a tongue cat bath and a little attention on the boys, very covertly slipped on the cover for CBJ. Nice eye contact. A lot of teasing and light nuru. She went up for cowgirl, and I will say I am by no means packing, but she is so very petite that even with lube there was struggle to fit. If you are even slightly above average you may want to try another girl. After a while though we eased into a very nice riding. Switched to mish, I had to take it slow and gentle which kind of worked for me as it was not a problem I've ever had before. Finish and hot towel with continued teasing.

She said she's here for 1 more week.

**GoodOne6969** · 02-20-24 01:20

Originally Posted by RedbullRooster [View Original Post]

Went there during The farmer's convention. Drew Paula, fucked her but it wasn't outstanding.

What was it?

**DownInOllex** · 02-19-24 22:56

Went to Stone Sunday, called ahead to request Yuki based on the reviews on the board. So glad I missed that expo crowd. To quote a prior report, she's the definition of a spinner and I got the entire hour I paid for. TS was great, best teasing I've had during a TS honestly. The back walking was actually really great, and watching her dress slide up in the mirror while she was on top of my back doing a kind of light rub was also great pre-game. On the flip straight into BBBJ, which I could have finished from honestly, but I had to sample the standard array. CG, Mish, and finish in k9 which is my personal favorite. I'm partial to feet, she had some tiny soft ones that I can't wait to see again soon. Just hoping I can justify another commute up to your fair city before she rotates out.

On a side note, met Paula on the way out and she told me about the new girl starting Monday. I honestly can not wait to get back, I've loved Sun in the past, but Stone was definitely an all-star experience.

**RedbullRooster** · 02-19-24 13:37

Went there during The farmer's convention. Drew Paula, fucked her but it wasn't outstanding.

**DjangosTigerr** · 02-19-24 12:44

Went to Empire recently. Didn't ask for anyone. Got Happy. Petite, adorable girl. Probably 5 ft 2. Probably 20's. Did not look 30+. Her name fit her personality. Very playful and friendly. Massage was just ok but everything else was really good. Definitely would see her again. Saw another girl there, that said hi, was more my speed. Short, thick, big breasts, very pretty round face. Thought it might be Emma but Happy said Emma was off today and this girl was not dressed for an off day. Should have asked MMS her name but forgot. Bottled water on the way out.

So if anyone knows who she is let me know!

**StanMan1** · 02-18-24 02:19

Originally Posted by GoodOne6969 [View Original Post]

On a positive note, I was told Yuri will be back tomorrow. She's a good one, who's been on vacation. I think a lot of you guys still remember her from a few months ago.

Yes, I was fortunate enough to meet her on Saturday for the first time. Probably around 12:30 or so. As it was my first time meeting this lady, I asked her name and what not. Says where she came from, name is Yuri, that this is her 1st day here, and I was her first appointment of the day. Lucky me everything was spot on and as perfect as one could expect. An amazing beautiful woman. Inside and out! Upon leaving, Mamasan walks me out and was very interested in how "new girl" did today. I would not say she was new to the life, but perhaps new to the establishment. All in all it was a top notch time. Now, mind you this all of course resulted as the result of a well known Cincy provider canceling within an hour of scheduled appointment. Lesson learned, stick with your trusted friends and don't be tempted to try something you know in your gut is no good.

Have a plan.

**GoodOne6969** · 02-17-24 19:46

Originally Posted by Akishla [View Original Post]

Hello,

Wondering what's out there lately? Heard Yuri was back, does she have the largest naturals out there for now? Or is there any
new pple with big boobs =DD's LOL. I am not in to fake ones
honestly.

From what I've seen and currently know about Sun, Empire and Stone, Yuri's your girl. I don't know about the other places like Stressaway, 61, etc.

**Akishla** · 02-17-24 13:21

Hello,

Wondering what's out there lately? Heard Yuri was back, does she have the largest naturals out there for now? Or is there any new pple with big boobs =DD's LOL. I am not in to fake ones honestly.

**ThighSpreader** · 02-16-24 21:53

So I waited three hours and went to my appointment. Mamasan said get undressed (so I wouldn't leave) and it would be a short wait. That turned in to be 45 minutes. Finally got my chance and the doorbell rang 6 times during my session. On my way out mamasan said new girl coming soon so there will be 3 girls. Walk back to the truck and an SUV pulls up and 3 farmers go in. Those girls are going to be worn out soon. Glad farmers is over tomorrow.

**NestleNA** · 02-16-24 16:10

Originally Posted by ThighSpreader [View Original Post]

I talked to two guys that said stone is so busy that they are charging for an hour and 0 nly doing 30-35 minutes. I called for an appointment this morning and mamasan said Yuki was booked up for 3 hours and Paula two hours not including walk-ins. Damn farmers with their big wallets and big dicks.

It's crazy out there everywhere. I stopped by Stress Away last night and I was pulling in I saw what I'm assuming was a rental sedan pull up and three dudes get out and head towards the front door. No joke, like they were going to the bar or something LOL. This was on top of the other two cars that were already parked in front of the building. I made the decision to turn around. I will sit out the scene until next week. Have fun y'all LOL.

**GoodOne6969** · 02-16-24 14:39

On a positive note, I was told Yuri will be back tomorrow. She's a good one, who's been on vacation. I think a lot of you guys still remember her from a few months ago.

**BravoFox** · 02-16-24 14:37

Originally Posted by ThighSpreader [View Original Post]

I talked to two guys that said stone is so busy that they are charging for an hour and 0 nly doing 30-35 minutes. I called for an appointment this morning and mamasan said Yuki was booked up for 3 hours and Paula two hours not including walk-ins. Damn farmers with their big wallets and big dicks.

I moved on from AMPs. For me the stacked appointments and rushed service gets old quick.