Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Latina bimbo sexdoll. No massage. CBJ. Not GFE. But she's so hot you won't care.

[Jassho]

I visited Sunrise early morning Tuesday and landed Vicky. She was looking good in a little sun dress. Paid house fee for half hour and headed to a room. And proceeded with a lackluster massage. I was able to get a handful of her ass while she was in front of me. After a few minutes I flipped over and she whispered asking what I want. Ask for FS and hand over 1. 6 and she leaves the room for supplies. Comes back and puts it on with her mouth then does RCG which was a nice view. Switch to K9 which she enjoyed. Finish and get cleaned up, bottled water and out the door. Thanks bro! She is a good one!

Tryst phone: https://www.yelp.com/biz/sunrise-massage-spa-lakewood.

[ScotchYoke]

I should get a free visit for this post! Finally got a hottie at Day Spa Massage. I would say solid 8 in looks, 9 in body, and probably in mid to late 20's. Don't expect much of a massage, but very compliant in all the other fun stuff. Knows she is a hottie and had to negotiate 1. 8 (BBJ / FS) for the works.

Have fun, and yes, you owe me. Line up lads!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VhRRtHbNwkYhrNQb9

Are they finally doing full service here?

[AussieFury]

Any new intel on spots in Puyallup? Has anyone gone to parlor on the 2nd floor that shares the same building as a dentist or doctors office?

Pengpai.

Known for ugly aunties with bad attitudes.

[TrashClip]

I should get a free visit for this post! Finally got a hottie at Day Spa Massage. I would say solid 8 in looks, 9 in body, and probably in mid to late 20's. Don't expect much of a massage, but very compliant in all the other fun stuff. Knows she is a hottie and had to negotiate 1. 8 (BBJ / FS) for the works.

Have fun, and yes, you owe me. Line up lads!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/VhRRtHbNwkYhrNQb9

[Mr Bao]

Stopped by. Visiting the area. Girl answered door were not my cup of tea. She intro me to another. Got her and used translation and asked before I pay what's good. Negotiate high and her breath really stank. Must be suxing those cocks. Got to a price I wanted to pay and waited until she was done w her last session. Tight, smashed after CBJ, done and out.

[DirtBurgler]

I was feeling guilty about my ancestor's bad behavior Tuesday night so I set out toward the Puyallup Tribal Reparations Collection Center (aka EQC). At some point along the way, another of my many vices challenged Gambling to a bare-knuckles death match. It was over before it started. Gambling never got off his heels and took a devastating left-hook to the temple just before the end of the 1st round. He didn't answer the 2nd round bell. Little Dirtburgler was calling the shots now and wanted what he always wants. He took control of my car and headed toward South Tacoma.

I'd seen some decent reviews for Sunrise in Lakewood. I'll leave a different kind of review:

Sunshine Spa is located in the end unit of a dilapidated strip mall. You can't miss it; it has blue tarps covering the entire roof. The entrance setup is unusual-front door unlocked and there's no airlock-you walk in and there it is. Promising, indeed.

I was greeted by "Yuki"; could have been 20, could have been 40-it was extra hard to tell with this one-but sexy enough. Her ample Cs looked like Ds on her small frame and were nicely framed in the tiddy-window of her sun dress. They undulated enticingly when she moved-a sign that she would have some softness about her, which I don't mind.

I tried something new; ' up front, HF-not my problem'. She accepted, but I think my experience proves that the "you get what you pay for" philosophy is 100% valid for all types of goods and services everywhere in the world.

I tossed the plastic flowers and spread the towel, helped myself to a 'Great Value Pick-a-Size, paper towel for the face-hole and assumed the position.

There was a massage- probing elbow, Vulcan nerve pinch, leg muscle viscidity check and finally, the caressing butterflies hand technique before the invitation to flip. No tease-but to be fair, there had been no confirmations made yet. That happened next.

She looked at me and made some hand motions while nodding and asked, "Yes? "Yes. Everything you got. " "OK. Making sure ".

She dropped the sundress and introduced me to the girls. It turns out they're 50% MM as I had surmised. Still pretty nice though.

The level 5 sterilization procedure generally indicates that BBJ is in the works-but not this time. This lasted 60 seconds. She climbed on and moved in the traditional manner but the cylinder wasn't firing. I tried rotating the crank to get the piston moving but is was totally seized up. She was mercifully exhausted after 5 minutes and wanted to switch.

I tried the one-leg diagonal approach that was offered but that wasn't working. I centered her up and tried that. Not happening. I asked her to finish with hand work so we could both get on with our night.

Some have what it takes to emancipate the gametes and others don't. She has the potential but it wasn't there that night.

I'm going go check the roster at Diva and Goddess tonight. I'll report anything newsworthy.

[Emersen]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me.

I was driving around Federal Way (for reasons I can't recall at the moment) when the Universe showed me a sign; it said "MASSAGE". Below that was another, hypnotically flashing on and off; "OPEN", it said. The Universe is not generally so forthcoming with its guidance. I was transfixed by the enormity of the moment.

My mind wandered back to that day in 1995; my first massage experience. It was in a converted bungalow in Burien behind the Char-Burger on 128th. I was 30 years old. My provider was an older Asian woman; maybe 35. She was shapely in her tight, black cocktail dress, beautiful in a motherly way, but impatient with my inexperience. She scolded me when she saw my wedding ring but and told me to bring more money next time.

The sound of angry honking startled me out of my reminiscence. I turned into the driveway, allowing the long line of stopped traffic behind me to proceed through the intersection.

I greatly enjoyed your review. Although long, it was quite entertaining and well written. Hats off to your literary skills. I look forward to your next post and all the great information to be had along with the humor. Well done Sir.

[Jassho]

The two girls there now, Vicky and Kim, are worth a visit. Vicky is a bit shy but very good looking 8/10. Kim is an 7/10 but is usually very enthusiastic. . House was. 6. FS is 1.5.

I visited Sunrise early morning Tuesday and landed Vicky. She was looking good in a little sun dress. Paid house fee for half hour and headed to a room. And proceeded with a lackluster massage. I was able to get a handful of her ass while she was in front of me. After a few minutes I flipped over and she whispered asking what I want. Ask for FS and hand over 1. 6 and she leaves the room for supplies. Comes back and puts it on with her mouth then does RCG which was a nice view. Switch to K9 which she enjoyed. Finish and get cleaned up, bottled water and out the door. Thanks bro! She is a good one!

[Skeete5555]

Any new intel on spots in Puyallup? Has anyone gone to parlor on the 2nd floor that shares the same building as a dentist or doctors office?

[Court1408]

As I drove by this strip mall I saw a sandwich board sign advertising massage at the old Pengpai location. I'll be curious about how long it stays in business. It's location is next to a child tutoring center as well as a number of other civilian businesses. As I recall the Pengpai got raided as a result of citizen complaints.

[CamCamMan]

I saw her this week, she is terrific. Great body, and great service as well, very attentive and accommodating. Took me a while to unload, and she never complained about switching positions or how long it took. Will definitely see her again before she leaves.

Any idea when Tiko is leaving town? PM me if preferred.

[PnwVette]

Verbosity is all the rage over on the Seattle board. I'll keep it brief in the future.

I don't know about anyone else, but I found your post quite entertaining.

[DirtBurgler]

Too all the guys who are about to report this post, yes I know, but it was entertaining and sometimes that's enough. Different guys use the forum differently.

A2

Verbosity is all the rage over on the Seattle board. I'll keep it brief in the future.

[DirtBurgler]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me.

I was driving around Federal Way (for reasons I can't recall at the moment) when the Universe showed me a sign; it said "MASSAGE". Below that was another, hypnotically flashing on and off; "OPEN", it said. The Universe is not generally so forthcoming with its guidance. I was transfixed by the enormity of the moment.

My mind wandered back to that day in 1995; my first massage experience. It was in a converted bungalow in Burien behind the Char-Burger on 128th. I was 30 years old. My provider was an older Asian woman; maybe 35. She was shapely in her tight, black cocktail dress, beautiful in a motherly way, but impatient with my inexperience. She scolded me when she saw my wedding ring but and told me to bring more money next time.

The sound of angry honking startled me out of my reminiscence. I turned into the driveway, allowing the long line of stopped traffic behind me to proceed through the intersection.

I found myself in a labyrinthian of Korean restaurants, martial arts studios and assorted services with signs in a language I couldn't read. I soon realized that massage was being offered by at least 3 establishments in the complex, all within walking distance to one another. The first, facing Pacific Hwy South, was aptly named "Massage". There was no parking nearby so I continued past.

Shortly thereafter I found an establishment named "Hang Loose". The name was vaguely familiar, as if I had overheard it mentioned in a conversation. I spent a moment in quiet contemplation, listening for guidance. Then it became clear; my reward was elsewhere, in a location so remote that even Google Street View was unaware of its existence. It was to be a test of courage, a gauntlet of cracked asphalt and double parked Hyundais. I waited patiently as a Mercedes S500 made 3 failed attempts to back into the last remaining parking space and finally drive away. I shifted into 4-low, gripped the wheel with both hands, and pressed on.

After what seemed like hours, I found "Lulu" hidden in the very butthole of what I can only describe as "The NW corner 336th & Pac Hwy (or "hwy 99", as the ancient ones call it) under the car rental agency. Satisfied that I was in the right place, I parked in the ample clearing that served as a parking lot, emptied my pockets of all but the essentials, locked up and approached the entrance.

The car rental agency has a makeshift detailing tent set up right next to the entrance. The lone vacuum jockey avoided eye contact as he scurried around the corner and began rearranging his cart of cleaning products. I rang the doorbell and waited. After 20 seconds or so the door cracked open a few inches. A disembodied voice from within said, "Hello? I took this as an invitation to enter, pulled open the door and walked in.

I was greeted by a young Chinese girl in tight fitting garments. She was tiny-maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. Upon asking, she told me her name was "baby", (possibly BeiBei). She led me to a private room and asked for $. 7 hf. I handed her $$. 8. She stopped at the door, looked at me mischievously and said, "OK. Bye bye", pointed at me and then made the universal hand signal for male self-abuse. Funny girl. I was surprised when she returned with $. 1 change-which I told her to just put by my clothes.

She sprayed my hands with some kind of solution, used mouthwash and made other preparations that I could hear but not see, arranged her implements on an office chair next to the table, said something to herself in Mandarin and then told me, "I be right back, honey". Something was missing from her arsenal of bottles, tubes and moist towelettes. She returned shortly, apparently with what she needed and walked to at the head of the table. I looked up and discovered I was face to face with a full (but not unruly) Bush. It was surprising. Yet majestic-like encountering a black bear in its natural habitat. I was one with nature.

She continued with the massage in a familiar sequence; the lat crush; the criss-cross back stretch; the gravity assisted ribcage compression; the dual elbow spine manipulation; the glute squeeze; the leg knead; the nad tickle. Then something unusual; after a sterilizing wipe down, a cat bath from neck to taint with lingering special attention to the latter. Tossed salad is on menu.

I heard the words "Turn over" in my ear. I complied with such vigor that Baby took an elbow to the head in the process-she assured me she was fine-and I was at last given the opportunity to assess what stood before me; a naturally beautiful young woman with the taut musculature of a gymnast and the devious look of a practiced professional. The sterilization procedure was thorough, but so was everything that followed. She's a performer-your very own POV porn star right there between your legs.

Lengthy BBBJ with full eye contact and ancillary 2nd hand tweak and tickle. Very nice. Then out comes the cover with a performative flourish and on to body to body CG grinding and another surprise; DFK punctuation. Then vocal mish pounding with perfectly timed nip-stim to finish.

I should point out that the language barrier was more frustrating than usual. She used her phone app but she's a clever girl and sarcastic humor doesn't translate very well. I had so many questions; Is it "Baby" or "Bei Bei"? Why did you bring me back the $. 1? What was that dressing you put on my salad? You really seemed to enjoy it. As it turns out, her sign language is on point so it wasn't an issue.

Baby has no hang-ups. She's a pro and takes pride in her work. There's nothing robotic about her performance. She's intuitive and knows how to keep you engaged. You'll believe she's in love with you for that hour.

She's here until March.

Too all the guys who are about to report this post, yes I know, but it was entertaining and sometimes that's enough. Different guys use the forum differently.

A2