Massage Parlor Reports

[DirtBurgler]

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought this would happen to me.

I was driving around Federal Way (for reasons I can't recall at the moment) when the Universe showed me a sign; it said "MASSAGE". Below that was another, hypnotically flashing on and off; "OPEN", it said. The Universe is not generally so forthcoming with its guidance. I was transfixed by the enormity of the moment.

My mind wandered back to that day in 1995; my first massage experience. It was in a converted bungalow in Burien behind the Char-Burger on 128th. I was 30 years old. My provider was an older Asian woman; maybe 35. She was shapely in her tight, black cocktail dress, beautiful in a motherly way, but impatient with my inexperience. She scolded me when she saw my wedding ring but and told me to bring more money next time.

The sound of angry honking startled me out of my reminiscence. I turned into the driveway, allowing the long line of stopped traffic behind me to proceed through the intersection.

I found myself in a labyrinthian of Korean restaurants, martial arts studios and assorted services with signs in a language I couldn't read. I soon realized that massage was being offered by at least 3 establishments in the complex, all within walking distance to one another. The first, facing Pacific Hwy South, was aptly named "Massage". There was no parking nearby so I continued past.

Shortly thereafter I found an establishment named "Hang Loose". The name was vaguely familiar, as if I had overheard it mentioned in a conversation. I spent a moment in quiet contemplation, listening for guidance. Then it became clear; my reward was elsewhere, in a location so remote that even Google Street View was unaware of its existence. It was to be a test of courage, a gauntlet of cracked asphalt and double parked Hyundais. I waited patiently as a Mercedes S500 made 3 failed attempts to back into the last remaining parking space and finally drive away. I shifted into 4-low, gripped the wheel with both hands, and pressed on.

After what seemed like hours, I found "Lulu" hidden in the very butthole of what I can only describe as "The NW corner 336th & Pac Hwy (or "hwy 99", as the ancient ones call it) under the car rental agency. Satisfied that I was in the right place, I parked in the ample clearing that served as a parking lot, emptied my pockets of all but the essentials, locked up and approached the entrance.

The car rental agency has a makeshift detailing tent set up right next to the entrance. The lone vacuum jockey avoided eye contact as he scurried around the corner and began rearranging his cart of cleaning products. I rang the doorbell and waited. After 20 seconds or so the door cracked open a few inches. A disembodied voice from within said, "Hello? I took this as an invitation to enter, pulled open the door and walked in.

I was greeted by a young Chinese girl in tight fitting garments. She was tiny-maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. Upon asking, she told me her name was "baby", (possibly BeiBei). She led me to a private room and asked for $. 7 hf. I handed her $$. 8. She stopped at the door, looked at me mischievously and said, "OK. Bye bye", pointed at me and then made the universal hand signal for male self-abuse. Funny girl. I was surprised when she returned with $. 1 change-which I told her to just put by my clothes.

She sprayed my hands with some kind of solution, used mouthwash and made other preparations that I could hear but not see, arranged her implements on an office chair next to the table, said something to herself in Mandarin and then told me, "I be right back, honey". Something was missing from her arsenal of bottles, tubes and moist towelettes. She returned shortly, apparently with what she needed and walked to at the head of the table. I looked up and discovered I was face to face with a full (but not unruly) Bush. It was surprising. Yet majestic-like encountering a black bear in its natural habitat. I was one with nature.

She continued with the massage in a familiar sequence; the lat crush; the criss-cross back stretch; the gravity assisted ribcage compression; the dual elbow spine manipulation; the glute squeeze; the leg knead; the nad tickle. Then something unusual; after a sterilizing wipe down, a cat bath from neck to taint with lingering special attention to the latter. Tossed salad is on menu.

I heard the words "Turn over" in my ear. I complied with such vigor that Baby took an elbow to the head in the process-she assured me she was fine-and I was at last given the opportunity to assess what stood before me; a naturally beautiful young woman with the taut musculature of a gymnast and the devious look of a practiced professional. The sterilization procedure was thorough, but so was everything that followed. She's a performer-your very own POV porn star right there between your legs.

Lengthy BBBJ with full eye contact and ancillary 2nd hand tweak and tickle. Very nice. Then out comes the cover with a performative flourish and on to body to body CG grinding and another surprise; DFK punctuation. Then vocal mish pounding with perfectly timed nip-stim to finish.

I should point out that the language barrier was more frustrating than usual. She used her phone app but she's a clever girl and sarcastic humor doesn't translate very well. I had so many questions; Is it "Baby" or "Bei Bei"? Why did you bring me back the $. 1? What was that dressing you put on my salad? You really seemed to enjoy it. As it turns out, her sign language is on point so it wasn't an issue.

Baby has no hang-ups. She's a pro and takes pride in her work. There's nothing robotic about her performance. She's intuitive and knows how to keep you engaged. You'll believe she's in love with you for that hour.

She's here until March.

Too all the guys who are about to report this post, yes I know, but it was entertaining and sometimes that's enough. Different guys use the forum differently.

A2

[TrashClip]

Visiting from out of town and read a story about Sunrise Massage. Main event was with Kim. As others said, spinner, Bs, eraser nips, nice ass. Very friendly and definitely in her 20's maybe 30's but body is very tight and she's cute. Standard massage, flip, CBJ, doggie, mish, and finish on her tits. $. 4 for main event 40 to the house. Slap on the ass, water and that was the end of the story. Would re-read this story.

The two girls there now, Vicky and Kim, are worth a visit. Vicky is a bit shy but very good looking 8/10. Kim is an 7/10 but is usually very enthusiastic. . House was. 6. FS is 1.5.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Headed back to the PNW. Got to take the SO out to do the Valentines Day thing. You know dinner and the rest. Well remember to leave a little something extra for your Valentine's Day dates. They do need hope too. The hustlers don't need anything extra.

Stay safe Gents.

The hunt continues.

CHEERS.

[LesterZone808]

Not really looking for FS (got my regulars for that) but looking for an actual good massage who can offer a tease and a good HJ. Prefer a younger girl but I'm open.

Any recs?

[ShtnNGtn]

From experience. There's no FS at Mei or M Foot. I only got close once and because I built rapport with the girl from around 5 or 6 visits (everything was super shush) but last minute she started freaking out and wanted to stop the FS.

They always have cuties, but the most I have gotten is Saran Wrap BJ.

Been there twice, both times were HJ only and the prices are a little high. The girls are cute, but the management makes it awkward with a video call at the end.

[Runner2448]

What are the rates for HJ around Tacoma? Only ever pursued FS. Next visit is Mei after I seen a cute girl out there last week.

From experience. There's no FS at Mei or M Foot. I only got close once and because I built rapport with the girl from around 5 or 6 visits (everything was super shush) but last minute she started freaking out and wanted to stop the FS.

They always have cuties, but the most I have gotten is Saran Wrap BJ.

[Jassho]

Visiting from out of town and read a story about Sunrise Massage. Main event was with Kim. As others said, spinner, Bs, eraser nips, nice ass. Very friendly and definitely in her 20's maybe 30's but body is very tight and she's cute. Standard massage, flip, CBJ, doggie, mish, and finish on her tits. $. 4 for main event 40 to the house. Slap on the ass, water and that was the end of the story. Would re-read this story.

[Danny525]

Same experience. Went a couple times about a year ago and had a nice massage and HJ with some of the girls there. They had some cute ones. Turned it up a notch and ended up with the same, very awkward Saran Wrap affair. Didn't return after that. I'd consider it only if looking for a HJ and they've got a girl you're interested in.

What are the rates for HJ around Tacoma? Only ever pursued FS. Next visit is Mei after I seen a cute girl out there last week.

[Ldp1369]

Mei and M Foot Massage are the same owner. They used to have beautiful girls but the most I got was Saran BJ. I used to go there because they had table shower but also the owner will ask to see you at the end which can be a deal breaker. Mei is a cool spot if you want a good hi with a somewhat good massage. I always got my full hr so hard to complain in the time department.

Same experience. Went a couple times about a year ago and had a nice massage and HJ with some of the girls there. They had some cute ones. Turned it up a notch and ended up with the same, very awkward Saran Wrap affair. Didn't return after that. I'd consider it only if looking for a HJ and they've got a girl you're interested in.

[CertifiedLyfe]

Stopped by M&M massage and greeted by Tiko.

Cute Asian, 5'4, thin with nice "B" bolt ons.

Standing shower was interesting, lots of soap and roaming hands.

Back to room (small room, but clean and nice) for a short massage.

BBBJ and DAY was great, nice trimmed Kitty. Hit doggie and finished Missionary.

All in all, a nice GFE romp. Place is small but clean. Tiko was great.

I saw her this week, she is terrific. Great body, and great service as well, very attentive and accommodating. Took me a while to unload, and she never complained about switching positions or how long it took. Will definitely see her again before she leaves.

[SeaMonstes5678]

I assume this is the brown building called "Grand Opening Mei Massage"? Like I said there was a cutie out front on Tuesday, mid 20's. How much for HJ experience, I'll try to get the one I saw.

Hello Gents.

Hello Danny since you were in the area, maybe you can TOFTT and confirm they have young talent instead of Aunties and Grannies. I think we all would be interested. Reporting price would be nice too.

Stay safe gents.

[Bangalot70]

If you don't know what RTFF means, please look at the "Abbreviations" list.

The post just before yours says:

"BEST EXPERIENCE WITH TABLE SHOWER.

BB at Alice in FW. ".

FYI I did RTFF.

Saw the last post about BB at Alice. That is One place I was hoping for more places. But THANKs for your opinion!

[Shogun Hua]

Anyone know who still offers a table shower or shower together in federal way area. I know 99 massage use too I believe. Not to sure now!

Thanks for any information. Just craving.

If you don't know what RTFF means, please look at the "Abbreviations" list.

The post just before yours says:

"BEST EXPERIENCE WITH TABLE SHOWER.

BB at Alice in FW. ".

[SugarNuts]

Anyone know of a massage that still offers a table shower or even a shower together with provider in the federal way area. I thought 99 massage use to offer but not sure. Just having a craving. Thanks for any information.

Hong Kong Massage on SW 356th St offers a Table Shower. Only one auntie there though, I've never tried for anything other than a standard ending there though. Unsure if more is offered.

[The Batman]

Went to 99 and saw Rachel. I was wrong about her being bitchy and had a good time.

But when Apple shows up at a location, it's the kiss of death for me. She's teaching these girls to hustle hustle hustle and it's too aggressive for me to enjoy my time there. I'm sure they'll do fine but won't be getting my money.

I had a good time with Rachel last week but only had time for a short stay and did not get to take my time or receive a massage (also had to haggle a bit more than I usually prefer to). Interested to know if it's worth a second round with more time. I did enjoy her small spinner frame and enthusiasm.

On that note I heard from RZ Massage that Apple and Annie are working today, so I'm going to stay away from that one for now.