Escort Reports

[PoonWrangler84]

Hotel at the edge of Fairfax with a lot of different outfits operating out of it. Cops were outside before my visit on 1st link but left.

Text and quoted 100 qv, saw for 80. Nothing special and visit not rememberable. (1st link).

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/164889174

Finally got visit with 60 qv lcs and drew Andrea. She looks even better than the pictures. Sexy curvy body like sofia Vergara, headlights are natural and ass seemed real. It felt great in my hands and was soft. Laid the donation down and she thoroughly wiped down dick / balls and surprisingly nipples with alcohol. Don't come freshly shaved. LOL.

Both standing and facing each other, she stroked my meat and sucked on nipples. I returned the favor and she had me lay on my back on the edge of the bed. She got between my legs and did CBJ for a while. Tbh I was already ready to go after sucking those amazing breasts. After CBJ, she rode me cow girl for and really got into it. So much effort and enthusiasm for a 60 qv. She rightfully got tired and suggested k9 where I pounded away until finishing in the bag. (Second link).

I imagine this visit was not the norm and will never happen again.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/165082713

Run, don't walk to see Andrea. Be prepared to wait as they are high volume.

-ShadowKnight.

Have any of you fucked luciana or la guera?

[ShadowKnight]

Hotel at the edge of Fairfax with a lot of different outfits operating out of it. Cops were outside before my visit on 1st link but left.

Text and quoted 100 qv, saw for 80. Nothing special and visit not rememberable. (1st link).

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/164889174

Finally got visit with 60 qv lcs and drew Andrea. She looks even better than the pictures. Sexy curvy body like sofia Vergara, headlights are natural and ass seemed real. It felt great in my hands and was soft. Laid the donation down and she thoroughly wiped down dick / balls and surprisingly nipples with alcohol. Don't come freshly shaved. LOL.

Both standing and facing each other, she stroked my meat and sucked on nipples. I returned the favor and she had me lay on my back on the edge of the bed. She got between my legs and did CBJ for a while. Tbh I was already ready to go after sucking those amazing breasts. After CBJ, she rode me cow girl for and really got into it. So much effort and enthusiasm for a 60 qv. She rightfully got tired and suggested k9 where I pounded away until finishing in the bag. (Second link).

I imagine this visit was not the norm and will never happen again.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/165082713

Run, don't walk to see Andrea. Be prepared to wait as they are high volume.

-ShadowKnight.

[DmvTrickGawd]

She left the lights on? The few times I have seen her the room was so dark I couldn't see anything until my eyes adjusted. She didn't even see the donation I left on the table till she opened up the fridge door for light. The fuck was still good but it sounds like she learned her sex talk from watching porno.

"Waaaaaah. So biiiiig.!

Makes me giggle when she says that.

[TheNovaGuy]

She left the lights on? The few times I have seen her the room was so dark I couldn't see anything until my eyes adjusted. She didn't even see the donation I left on the table till she opened up the fridge door for light. The fuck was still good but it sounds like she learned her sex talk from watching porno.

She had two lamps on, but they were covered with red fabric, gave the room a red glow. Not sure if that is new or not, but I could see well enough right from the start. The sex talk could definitely use some more variety LOL.

[FakeName3]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kellyren...gton-dc-987212

She has many advertisements on various sites, but the pics on E. M. Are real, unlike her other ads. 100/130/200 for 15/30/60 minutes. Texted and got a quick response. Given rates and address of an Extended Stay in Centreville. Told to text when parked. Tells me to go to the 6th floor. Then gives me one room number but quickly sends another room number. Pretty sure she wanted to see me walk by before giving her actual room number. She was wearing a mesh body suit. Blondish hair in a ponytail. Don't know her exact height but definitely over 5'8". More than a handful with small and responsive nipples. Decided on 30 minutes and got undressed. A bit of hugging, groping and sucking on her tits before she led me to the bed. She applied the cover and did some nice and slow oral along with some attention to the boys. She applied some lube and got on top for a bit of cowgirl. We then moved to in front of the mirror where I banged her from behind. A little bit of light ass smacking too. Great visuals in front of the mirror. Back to the bed where she laid on the side with her legs on up where I pounded her until I came in the bag. "Fuck me baby" was her go to saying. She helped wipe off the sweat from my head, face and torso which was nice. Sat on the bed and talked a little, although her English isn't great. Said she is Mongolian which is why she is so tall for an Asian. She calls herself fat, but is far from it. Great curvy body to me, but flat stomach. Drank one small bottle of water and she gave me another for the road along with a piece of fruit hard candy. Had a good time.

She left the lights on? The few times I have seen her the room was so dark I couldn't see anything until my eyes adjusted. She didn't even see the donation I left on the table till she opened up the fridge door for light. The fuck was still good but it sounds like she learned her sex talk from watching porno.

[PlanTwoStan]

Damn man, I was wondering about the Greenbelt latinas (heard lots of the MD latinas through the years on the board). Are there any solid Latina spots left? I've also tried enjoy earlier in 2023 but had pretty much the same experience, not worth it. There was a random place in Springfield (small shopping plaza near a bank? Yeah I know not very descriptive) but it was just as bad. Haven't tried any of the sterling Latinas popping up on CL, but I assume it's the same thing. So far, I only see fhoh as a solid spot where you can get pretty much everything you want. May have to donate a bit more, but at least the service is consistent? Still, I do think its overpriced LOL it's just. Compared to everything else I see, it checks all the boxes and I leave satisfied almost every time. Thoughts? I'm open to suggestions of a place similar or "better"?

Imagine if there was a Latina place that had little to no attitude, treated all their clients amazingly and their donation requirement was reasonable. Imagine the good it could do throughout the community of mongers. Not to mention, imagine the moolah they would make. It's really a win-win for everyone, if you ask me.

I will throw one recommendation for that side. If you may venture over to Hyattsville, where its really high density Latina providers. Search for Soveida on LC. She was not taking new customers during whole pandemic, but she opened up a while ago. At least, I think she's still open (since I'm a regular, I guess I don't know because I'm hitting from same digits). But, she's a real gem, great attitude, I think attractive. Only covered tho, in the 0. 6 qv range, Dominicana. The value is definitely there. There are a few others, one slightly older (LC ad Linda), but she'll go for 0. 4 qv and not real bad looking (Soveida's better for sure).

[TheNovaGuy]

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/kellyren...gton-dc-987212

She has many advertisements on various sites, but the pics on E. M. Are real, unlike her other ads. 100/130/200 for 15/30/60 minutes. Texted and got a quick response. Given rates and address of an Extended Stay in Centreville. Told to text when parked. Tells me to go to the 6th floor. Then gives me one room number but quickly sends another room number. Pretty sure she wanted to see me walk by before giving her actual room number. She was wearing a mesh body suit. Blondish hair in a ponytail. Don't know her exact height but definitely over 5'8". More than a handful with small and responsive nipples. Decided on 30 minutes and got undressed. A bit of hugging, groping and sucking on her tits before she led me to the bed. She applied the cover and did some nice and slow oral along with some attention to the boys. She applied some lube and got on top for a bit of cowgirl. We then moved to in front of the mirror where I banged her from behind. A little bit of light ass smacking too. Great visuals in front of the mirror. Back to the bed where she laid on the side with her legs on up where I pounded her until I came in the bag. "Fuck me baby" was her go to saying. She helped wipe off the sweat from my head, face and torso which was nice. Sat on the bed and talked a little, although her English isn't great. Said she is Mongolian which is why she is so tall for an Asian. She calls herself fat, but is far from it. Great curvy body to me, but flat stomach. Drank one small bottle of water and she gave me another for the road along with a piece of fruit hard candy. Had a good time.

[Lucretius]

Research phone numbers. It's Lara.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/e...arose/54657075

Reviews are on this board.

To encourage anyone responding to you in the future, please submit your review after you go. To see Lara or anyone else.

Thanks, L.

Hey all,

Anyone have more intel on black Orchid massage down in Pentagon? Attitude of the girl / athletic build etc. Feel free to PM me.

https://blackorchidsmassage.com/book-a-massage/

Thanks!

[Gfosho]

Hey all,

Anyone have more intel on black Orchid massage down in Pentagon? Attitude of the girl / athletic build etc. Feel free to PM me.

https://blackorchidsmassage.com/book-a-massage/

Thanks!

[NestaM]

Ha, I'll third y'all. Haven't been to an anjoy number in probably a year. Girls mostly bad attitude (as well described). I was going to a place in Greenbelt (not anjoy; Camila / Rubi) and their girls (also Latina) started doing similar bad behaviors. Putting hand down to restrict movement, getting at bad angles to limit thrusts. I've stopped going to that place too. I guess the nasty performers thing is going around.

Damn man, I was wondering about the Greenbelt latinas (heard lots of the MD latinas through the years on the board). Are there any solid Latina spots left? I've also tried enjoy earlier in 2023 but had pretty much the same experience, not worth it. There was a random place in Springfield (small shopping plaza near a bank? Yeah I know not very descriptive) but it was just as bad. Haven't tried any of the sterling Latinas popping up on CL, but I assume it's the same thing. So far, I only see fhoh as a solid spot where you can get pretty much everything you want. May have to donate a bit more, but at least the service is consistent? Still, I do think its overpriced LOL it's just. Compared to everything else I see, it checks all the boxes and I leave satisfied almost every time. Thoughts? I'm open to suggestions of a place similar or "better"?

Imagine if there was a Latina place that had little to no attitude, treated all their clients amazingly and their donation requirement was reasonable. Imagine the good it could do throughout the community of mongers. Not to mention, imagine the moolah they would make. It's really a win-win for everyone, if you ask me.

If I may- As John Lennon once wrote (maybe), "Imagine".

Imagine there's a Latina.

It's easy if you try.

No bullshit attitude.

No Bait and switch, no disguise.

Imagine all the latinas, we could fuck and laay ah ah ahhh.

You may saay I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only onee.

[PlanTwoStan]

I stopped visiting them for a few months now. Hopefully, their attitude will change with shrinking clientele.

Ha, I'll third y'all. Haven't been to an anjoy number in probably a year. Girls mostly bad attitude (as well described). I was going to a place in Greenbelt (not anjoy; Camila / Rubi) and their girls (also Latina) started doing similar bad behaviors. Putting hand down to restrict movement, getting at bad angles to limit thrusts. I've stopped going to that place too. I guess the nasty performers thing is going around.

[Jorum]

Just left after being shorted 20 minutes into a 30 minute session. She couldn't take the dick at all and kept stopping every time I put it in her. After half a dozen times of that basically she stood up started yelling at me in spanish which she thought would be smart because she thought I didn't understand her at all and when I started speaking spanish she clearly started saying she didn't understand spanish even though she was blatantly yelling in it. Like. Fuck dealing with that kind of shit. No pussy is worth that kind of hassle.

So I recently posted a great experience I had with Anjoy in Woodbridge. I went back last week hoping for a repeat with a new face. However, no such luck. First, I got the classic bait and switch. The pics in the postings are real, but the woman behind the door was someone different than who I had requested. This was after being made to wait for 25 min which, at that location, I wasn't thrilled about.

The woman was still attractive so I decided, against better judgement, to stay the course. This is where things went largely downhill. First, she asked if I wanted any "extras" which included basically everything (touching, kissing, BBJ). I told her I only had the money I came with and not more, and I asked her if none of that was included (touching chest, kissing body, etc). She said it was not, so I said I was going to leave, at which point she relented and said I could do everything but BBJ at the 1/2 rate. Off we went, but her visible disinterest / apathy was palatable, which made it very hard for me to rise to the occasion. She proceeded to feign moans of pleasure during CBJ but her lack of engagement was clear. We moved to CG, and she insisted on being the only one to move. She could only take the D at a specific angle and speed of her choosing, and attempts to do something different met with her disapproval.

Eventually this grew tiring and I lost the edge watching her just clock watch, so we just switched to a standard NOVA finish. As she was doing it she began cupping my sack, and when her hands crazed my taint I gave my glowing approval. She laughed, and asked why I hadn't said anything sooner. Then, without further prompting she put a prophylactic and her finger, lubed it up, and began with what turned out to be a very satisfying PM with HJ. I finished and she cleaned me up.

Although this dream finished better than it started, on balance the attitude and upcharge made it an experience I wouldn't not want to repeat.

As others have pointed out, I think there are better LCS options in the area that I hope to find and frequent.

[MechanicJack]

I stopped visiting them for a few months now. Hopefully, their attitude will change with shrinking clientele.

So I recently posted a great experience I had with Anjoy in Woodbridge. I went back last week hoping for a repeat with a new face. However, no such luck. First, I got the classic bait and switch. The pics in the postings are real, but the woman behind the door was someone different than who I had requested. This was after being made to wait for 25 min which, at that location, I wasn't thrilled about.

The woman was still attractive so I decided, against better judgement, to stay the course. This is where things went largely downhill. First, she asked if I wanted any "extras" which included basically everything (touching, kissing, BBJ). I told her I only had the money I came with and not more, and I asked her if none of that was included (touching chest, kissing body, etc). She said it was not, so I said I was going to leave, at which point she relented and said I could do everything but BBJ at the 1/2 rate. Off we went, but her visible disinterest / apathy was palatable, which made it very hard for me to rise to the occasion. She proceeded to feign moans of pleasure during CBJ but her lack of engagement was clear. We moved to CG, and she insisted on being the only one to move. She could only take the D at a specific angle and speed of her choosing, and attempts to do something different met with her disapproval.

Eventually this grew tiring and I lost the edge watching her just clock watch, so we just switched to a standard NOVA finish. As she was doing it she began cupping my sack, and when her hands crazed my taint I gave my glowing approval. She laughed, and asked why I hadn't said anything sooner. Then, without further prompting she put a prophylactic and her finger, lubed it up, and began with what turned out to be a very satisfying PM with HJ. I finished and she cleaned me up.

Although this dream finished better than it started, on balance the attitude and upcharge made it an experience I wouldn't not want to repeat.

As others have pointed out, I think there are better LCS options in the area that I hope to find and frequent.

[Strandan]

Met her in Fairfax area. Will be around this week and maybe next. Pics are her. She is a petite tight little thing. She had a lot of acne but was still cute. Did BBFS for two and half bills.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/161451539

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/164914542

Likely here for the week. Only speaks spanish so have your translate app at the ready if negotiating extras. Base .8/$/$.2/$$ -- 15/20/30/HR

If not the same lady then they have a lot in common down to the menu and acne lol

[RollinRockS]

Dreaming of anjoy over a year ago was a crap shoot, however, most of the time (3 out of 4) it was great. Limited extras, but so beautiful!

While anjoys dreams remain beautiful, the service is simply not there enough to roll the dice. My dreams of anjoy have ended.

Disfrute no mas.

I stopped visiting them for a few months now. Hopefully, their attitude will change with shrinking clientele.