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[Lucretius]

Research phone numbers. It's Lara.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/e...arose/54657075

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To encourage anyone responding to you in the future, please submit your review after you go. To see Lara or anyone else.

Thanks, L.

Hey all,

Anyone have more intel on black Orchid massage down in Pentagon? Attitude of the girl / athletic build etc. Feel free to PM me.

https://blackorchidsmassage.com/book-a-massage/

Thanks!

[Gfosho]

Hey all,

Anyone have more intel on black Orchid massage down in Pentagon? Attitude of the girl / athletic build etc. Feel free to PM me.

https://blackorchidsmassage.com/book-a-massage/

Thanks!

[NestaM]

Ha, I'll third y'all. Haven't been to an anjoy number in probably a year. Girls mostly bad attitude (as well described). I was going to a place in Greenbelt (not anjoy; Camila / Rubi) and their girls (also Latina) started doing similar bad behaviors. Putting hand down to restrict movement, getting at bad angles to limit thrusts. I've stopped going to that place too. I guess the nasty performers thing is going around.

Damn man, I was wondering about the Greenbelt latinas (heard lots of the MD latinas through the years on the board). Are there any solid Latina spots left? I've also tried enjoy earlier in 2023 but had pretty much the same experience, not worth it. There was a random place in Springfield (small shopping plaza near a bank? Yeah I know not very descriptive) but it was just as bad. Haven't tried any of the sterling Latinas popping up on CL, but I assume it's the same thing. So far, I only see fhoh as a solid spot where you can get pretty much everything you want. May have to donate a bit more, but at least the service is consistent? Still, I do think its overpriced LOL it's just. Compared to everything else I see, it checks all the boxes and I leave satisfied almost every time. Thoughts? I'm open to suggestions of a place similar or "better"?

Imagine if there was a Latina place that had little to no attitude, treated all their clients amazingly and their donation requirement was reasonable. Imagine the good it could do throughout the community of mongers. Not to mention, imagine the moolah they would make. It's really a win-win for everyone, if you ask me.

If I may- As John Lennon once wrote (maybe), "Imagine".

Imagine there's a Latina.

It's easy if you try.

No bullshit attitude.

No Bait and switch, no disguise.

Imagine all the latinas, we could fuck and laay ah ah ahhh.

You may saay I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only onee.

[PlanTwoStan]

I stopped visiting them for a few months now. Hopefully, their attitude will change with shrinking clientele.

Ha, I'll third y'all. Haven't been to an anjoy number in probably a year. Girls mostly bad attitude (as well described). I was going to a place in Greenbelt (not anjoy; Camila / Rubi) and their girls (also Latina) started doing similar bad behaviors. Putting hand down to restrict movement, getting at bad angles to limit thrusts. I've stopped going to that place too. I guess the nasty performers thing is going around.

[Jorum]

Just left after being shorted 20 minutes into a 30 minute session. She couldn't take the dick at all and kept stopping every time I put it in her. After half a dozen times of that basically she stood up started yelling at me in spanish which she thought would be smart because she thought I didn't understand her at all and when I started speaking spanish she clearly started saying she didn't understand spanish even though she was blatantly yelling in it. Like. Fuck dealing with that kind of shit. No pussy is worth that kind of hassle.

So I recently posted a great experience I had with Anjoy in Woodbridge. I went back last week hoping for a repeat with a new face. However, no such luck. First, I got the classic bait and switch. The pics in the postings are real, but the woman behind the door was someone different than who I had requested. This was after being made to wait for 25 min which, at that location, I wasn't thrilled about.

The woman was still attractive so I decided, against better judgement, to stay the course. This is where things went largely downhill. First, she asked if I wanted any "extras" which included basically everything (touching, kissing, BBJ). I told her I only had the money I came with and not more, and I asked her if none of that was included (touching chest, kissing body, etc). She said it was not, so I said I was going to leave, at which point she relented and said I could do everything but BBJ at the 1/2 rate. Off we went, but her visible disinterest / apathy was palatable, which made it very hard for me to rise to the occasion. She proceeded to feign moans of pleasure during CBJ but her lack of engagement was clear. We moved to CG, and she insisted on being the only one to move. She could only take the D at a specific angle and speed of her choosing, and attempts to do something different met with her disapproval.

Eventually this grew tiring and I lost the edge watching her just clock watch, so we just switched to a standard NOVA finish. As she was doing it she began cupping my sack, and when her hands crazed my taint I gave my glowing approval. She laughed, and asked why I hadn't said anything sooner. Then, without further prompting she put a prophylactic and her finger, lubed it up, and began with what turned out to be a very satisfying PM with HJ. I finished and she cleaned me up.

Although this dream finished better than it started, on balance the attitude and upcharge made it an experience I wouldn't not want to repeat.

As others have pointed out, I think there are better LCS options in the area that I hope to find and frequent.

[MechanicJack]

I stopped visiting them for a few months now. Hopefully, their attitude will change with shrinking clientele.

So I recently posted a great experience I had with Anjoy in Woodbridge. I went back last week hoping for a repeat with a new face. However, no such luck. First, I got the classic bait and switch. The pics in the postings are real, but the woman behind the door was someone different than who I had requested. This was after being made to wait for 25 min which, at that location, I wasn't thrilled about.

The woman was still attractive so I decided, against better judgement, to stay the course. This is where things went largely downhill. First, she asked if I wanted any "extras" which included basically everything (touching, kissing, BBJ). I told her I only had the money I came with and not more, and I asked her if none of that was included (touching chest, kissing body, etc). She said it was not, so I said I was going to leave, at which point she relented and said I could do everything but BBJ at the 1/2 rate. Off we went, but her visible disinterest / apathy was palatable, which made it very hard for me to rise to the occasion. She proceeded to feign moans of pleasure during CBJ but her lack of engagement was clear. We moved to CG, and she insisted on being the only one to move. She could only take the D at a specific angle and speed of her choosing, and attempts to do something different met with her disapproval.

Eventually this grew tiring and I lost the edge watching her just clock watch, so we just switched to a standard NOVA finish. As she was doing it she began cupping my sack, and when her hands crazed my taint I gave my glowing approval. She laughed, and asked why I hadn't said anything sooner. Then, without further prompting she put a prophylactic and her finger, lubed it up, and began with what turned out to be a very satisfying PM with HJ. I finished and she cleaned me up.

Although this dream finished better than it started, on balance the attitude and upcharge made it an experience I wouldn't not want to repeat.

As others have pointed out, I think there are better LCS options in the area that I hope to find and frequent.

[Strandan]

Met her in Fairfax area. Will be around this week and maybe next. Pics are her. She is a petite tight little thing. She had a lot of acne but was still cute. Did BBFS for two and half bills.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/161451539

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/164914542

Likely here for the week. Only speaks spanish so have your translate app at the ready if negotiating extras. Base .8/$/$.2/$$ -- 15/20/30/HR

If not the same lady then they have a lot in common down to the menu and acne lol

[RollinRockS]

Dreaming of anjoy over a year ago was a crap shoot, however, most of the time (3 out of 4) it was great. Limited extras, but so beautiful!

While anjoys dreams remain beautiful, the service is simply not there enough to roll the dice. My dreams of anjoy have ended.

Disfrute no mas.

I stopped visiting them for a few months now. Hopefully, their attitude will change with shrinking clientele.

[RollinRockS]

Looking to try this sometime this week, but want to see if anyone has visited her?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/san.../23143729.html

[RollinRockS]

Visited this yesterday. Setup was easy and price was good, but the lady look nothing like the pic. She is Indonesian and got a bit of weight on her, but not fat. Some of you might like it. Not my type so I kindly walked away even though she tried hard to convince me to say showing her C-D natural size breast.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/sxy.../23151967.html

[Member #6768]

Doesn't seem legit to me. Anyone have knowledge about her?

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/res.../23161885.html

[OldBoomer]

This has been my experience with 2/3 of the ladies with anjoy. When they don't do that, there's always something else: Last time I went, the stunning 20-year old with one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen could not take the d and she started facetiming her friend / boyfriend / whatever right after. She pointed the phone at me and I had to decide whether to play it cool or hide my face. You really do have to pay for better service.

Dreaming of anjoy over a year ago was a crap shoot, however, most of the time (3 out of 4) it was great. Limited extras, but so beautiful!

While anjoys dreams remain beautiful, the service is simply not there enough to roll the dice. My dreams of anjoy have ended.

Disfrute no mas.

[TheRabbit]

Forgive. Why ignorance but slang is different in various areas. LCS means what?

Latina Crap Shoot.

[Pay to Play]

Three posts before yours (#19787) . That's close to Fair Oaks. The Anjoy LCS has locations near Fair Oaks (search Anjoy on LC). Springfield is not too far from Fair Oaks. Tina ACS (post 19773 for example) is thereabouts. Manassas is not too far from Fair Oaks, tons more out there.

Forgive. Why ignorance but slang is different in various areas. LCS means what?

[WillGuyMar]

Jenny of Anjoy LCS woodbridge. Pics most likely her.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...inia/164685559

Cute, 22, nice ass, communication good, but ends about there.

Pretty much nothing on the table, won't even take off top. Keeps saying tic took and pointing at wrist from 10 minutes into 30 min session. Total mood killer. Would not repeat.

This has been my experience with 2/3 of the ladies with anjoy. When they don't do that, there's always something else: Last time I went, the stunning 20-year old with one of the hottest bodies I've ever seen could not take the d and she started facetiming her friend / boyfriend / whatever right after. She pointed the phone at me and I had to decide whether to play it cool or hide my face. You really do have to pay for better service.