Massage Parlor Reports

[KidFarian]

Beneath the waves he wandered without ship. Without a crew. Nothing but with an anchor, a symbol of his many burdens that dragged him down into the dredge of its dark waters. But legends speak of a tale where this monger still walks among the living. I heard of one such story.

For the longest time FHOH remained the lighthouse for this sailor. A beacon of Latin taste in the sea of old AMP refugees.

There was knock offs here and there that tried to compete but couldn't hold a candle to the original Latin flavor one could find at this spa.

But the tides they begin to change for there is a new lighthouse beaming with talent that I dare say even surpasses the light of FHOH.

The DMVlatinas used to be what I would like to call FHOH lite. A place where one could score a nice rub and a handshake. Seldom did you get further. And there was only a handful of talent. Maybe 3-4 girls. But their talent pool has grown almost into the dozens and its shadow is cast over the borders of Alexandria / Fairfax / Herndon / and even Mclean. The talent here is much younger too. A man has tasted the delicious vixens who come from Columbia, Venezuela, and even the DR. A much wider range of menu can be had if you play your cards right. CFS and even BBFS (a secret for now).

Rumors of a girl named Dulce who is only in town for a few weeks at a time but if one is lucky enough to get this vixen she's a 20 something tatted girl with a smoking body. She introduces herself not with scrubs but in black lingerie. A tiny black bikini and thong desperately clinging to her body as if it were Spider-Man holding that ship from splitting in half in homecoming. But the demise was imminent and she shed those clothes right quick. Supple Bs but an ass that can blot out the sun. She enjoys a light spanking and grabbing a handful of that during k9 was a dream. For $$ multiple positions and a preliminary CBJ was a dream to send this legend into the afterlife with a smile.

If one embraces the silence, you may just hear echoes from the deep.

I second this notion, my visit is listed in the escort thread but the vision is the same.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-46262.html

Kid.

[TheOuroboros]

Beneath the waves he wandered without ship. Without a crew. Nothing but with an anchor, a symbol of his many burdens that dragged him down into the dredge of its dark waters. But legends speak of a tale where this monger still walks among the living. I heard of one such story.

For the longest time FHOH remained the lighthouse for this sailor. A beacon of Latin taste in the sea of old AMP refugees.

There was knock offs here and there that tried to compete but couldn't hold a candle to the original Latin flavor one could find at this spa.

But the tides they begin to change for there is a new lighthouse beaming with talent that I dare say even surpasses the light of FHOH.

The DMVlatinas used to be what I would like to call FHOH lite. A place where one could score a nice rub and a handshake. Seldom did you get further. And there was only a handful of talent. Maybe 3-4 girls. But their talent pool has grown almost into the dozens and its shadow is cast over the borders of Alexandria / Fairfax / Herndon / and even Mclean. The talent here is much younger too. A man has tasted the delicious vixens who come from Columbia, Venezuela, and even the DR. A much wider range of menu can be had if you play your cards right. CFS and even BBFS (a secret for now).

Rumors of a girl named Dulce who is only in town for a few weeks at a time but if one is lucky enough to get this vixen she's a 20 something tatted girl with a smoking body. She introduces herself not with scrubs but in black lingerie. A tiny black bikini and thong desperately clinging to her body as if it were Spider-Man holding that ship from splitting in half in homecoming. But the demise was imminent and she shed those clothes right quick. Supple Bs but an ass that can blot out the sun. She enjoys a light spanking and grabbing a handful of that during k9 was a dream. For $$ multiple positions and a preliminary CBJ was a dream to send this legend into the afterlife with a smile.

If one embraces the silence, you may just hear echoes from the deep.

[TheRabbit]

Speaking of Purple Hua anyone seen the woman herself lately?

[BobbiBrown1981]

BobbiB, Don't let my cons discourage you though. Give them a run (they have three locations) . You may find something that scratches your itch on that particular day. For me, the fact that they were Chinese (here and at Sunny Spa in Fairfax) is what led me there as a counterpoint to all the Korean lovelies I've been visiting. Also, after seeing their latest Ad I think they were saying Rose and not Lois. It seems the Chinese ladies have trouble with Rs and Ls (e.g., Reesburg Pike and Engrish).

I may still indulge. I'm more of an establishment kind of guy so the best intel was finding out this was a condo and not a brick and mortar parlor. Just seems a little safer to me for some reason. I'll think about it. Thanks for all the info though!

[LowerBackPain]

BobbiB, Don't let my cons discourage you though. Give them a run (they have three locations) . You may find something that scratches your itch on that particular day. For me, the fact that they were Chinese (here and at Sunny Spa in Fairfax) is what led me there as a counterpoint to all the Korean lovelies I've been visiting. Also, after seeing their latest Ad I think they were saying Rose and not Lois. It seems the Chinese ladies have trouble with Rs and Ls (e.g., Reesburg Pike and Engrish).

This review was right on time. I saw the ad on CL and was hoping someone had reviewed the place. Bad breath is a massive turn off and it seems it's plenty of it coming from all angles here.

[BobbiBrown1981]

After seeing her latest post, and the lovely MT in photo #2, I decided to make my way over there. I first called to try determine her name so I'd know who to ask for, but all I could get was, "Just go to the Hartland Rd location, pay cash, the girl is there. " When I arrived I found a nice enough MT claiming to be her but I knew better because I had saved the photo's below to my phone for comparison. She finally admitted that she was Nina and that Lois would be available in about 30 min. I left / returned and though she, sadly, has since cut her waist length hair that little fat ass told me that Lois was in fact the China-doll shown in photo #2. One problem that I had was the classic rock music coming from the bluetooth speaker. That kind of music is fine when I'm sitting in traffic on the beltway, but at an AMP I want to hear more relaxing sounds. Lois was able to find an asian song on her phone and was familiar enough with it to sing along softly with it throughout the session. When leaving I noticed that the sofa she is sitting on in the photo (along with the little Christmas tree and the wall picture she is pointing to in the online posting) is right there in the little waiting area. I've never visited Purple Baby Hua but there are signs of her all over this place in the form of a few purple towels, sheets, etc here and there. Is she raking-in so much dough that she can branch out and franchise? Another problem that I had was with Nina, there are no locks on the room doors, but it seems they have a means securing the door for the last 15 minutes of activities. While it isn't uncommon for MTs to talk to one another through the doors in Chinese or Korean (in fact, a little exciting in a minor 4-hands way) I've never had anyone just burst into the room. Eventhough the two were already speaking to one another, Nina saw fit to make an extended effort to pick the lock and open the door like someone that has so few customers that she was hoping to catch Lois engaged in something so she could tattle on her. At any rate, Nina should be canned or demoted and Lois should be promoted to mamasan. Plus Nina's bad breath was a real deal breaker from my first entry..

This review was right on time. I saw the ad on CL and was hoping someone had reviewed the place. Bad breath is a massive turn off and it seems it's plenty of it coming from all angles here.

[Condone]

Was in the area for business, stopped at Blue Tropic Spa, but they were busy. Checked local alternates and selected Relax Bodywork because this spa was a few miles away. I called to see if they were open and spoke to Tina. She told me to come in and she was waiting. Pulled in the parking lot and it was around 8:30 PM. I walked into the front door and met Tina in the lobby. She asked if I called and I confirmed. She smiled and grabbed my hand and let me into the room. I paid the house fee and she told me to get ready and left the room. I prep for the session and took the position face down on the table. Tina returned wearing yoga pants and loose fitting top. She was messing with her phone and later I found out she synced her phone to the video camera in the lobby providing a Video of the front door. This made me feel a little uncomfortable. I also heard a second provider out in the lobby playing the radio and singing. I requested a medium massage and she provided an excellent massage covering upper, middle and lower back, I felt my self dozing off when she started ST. Once she had my attention the negotiations started. She offered an open menu and we settled on the full menu. Service was provided covered and was completely enjoyable. She made sure I was completely satisfied with my session. There was a clean up and she completed the hour with head and shoulder massage. After the session, she help me dress as we talked. She spoke English well enough to understand her. As I was leaving I met the second provider, she was shorter, thicker and not as attractive as Tina. I will return when I am in the area.

[DoYouKnow]

It is in Burke. Recent posts of Amy and Wendy.

Yes and truly well worth the visit. I can only speak for myself though. Good Luck. Hopefully you are not disappointed.

[Assman To You]

678 is on rubmaps. In Sterling close to Dulles Airport.

It is in Burke. Recent posts of Amy and Wendy.

[LowerBackPain]

After seeing her latest post, and the lovely MT in photo #2, I decided to make my way over there. I first called to try determine her name so I'd know who to ask for, but all I could get was, "Just go to the Hartland Rd location, pay cash, the girl is there. " When I arrived I found a nice enough MT claiming to be her but I knew better because I had saved the photo's below to my phone for comparison. She finally admitted that she was Nina and that Lois would be available in about 30 min. I left / returned and though she, sadly, has since cut her waist length hair that little fat ass told me that Lois was in fact the China-doll shown in photo #2. One problem that I had was the classic rock music coming from the bluetooth speaker. That kind of music is fine when I'm sitting in traffic on the beltway, but at an AMP I want to hear more relaxing sounds. Lois was able to find an asian song on her phone and was familiar enough with it to sing along softly with it throughout the session. When leaving I noticed that the sofa she is sitting on in the photo (along with the little Christmas tree and the wall picture she is pointing to in the online posting) is right there in the little waiting area. I've never visited Purple Baby Hua but there are signs of her all over this place in the form of a few purple towels, sheets, etc here and there. Is she raking-in so much dough that she can branch out and franchise? Another problem that I had was with Nina, there are no locks on the room doors, but it seems they have a means securing the door for the last 15 minutes of activities. While it isn't uncommon for MTs to talk to one another through the doors in Chinese or Korean (in fact, a little exciting in a minor 4-hands way) I've never had anyone just burst into the room. Eventhough the two were already speaking to one another, Nina saw fit to make an extended effort to pick the lock and open the door like someone that has so few customers that she was hoping to catch Lois engaged in something so she could tattle on her. At any rate, Nina should be canned or demoted and Lois should be promoted to mamasan. Plus Nina's bad breath was a real deal breaker from my first entry. Mongers should expect many of the same criticisms I've read here about Purple Baby Hua's place. For example, I could smell the previous customer's breath in the massage table's facial hole, but that's fixable as I always bring a small can of Lysol with me to all sessions. For comparison purposes, if what we've come to expect from Angels Linda and Anna is a ten (10) in terms of service and cleanliness, then this is what I'd call slightly ghetto at a five or six (6) but yet and still I would return to see cute China dolls like Lois. There are three levels to this condo unit with one door / entry. Anybody know what's up on the 2nd and 3rd floors. Another 6 massage rooms? If so, there should be enough space to add a TS.

Play safe.

[LoveDemAzn]

If any of you mongers decide to visit your favorite provider or AMP, please wish the lady a Happy new year and tip them a little extra. Remember to always treat them with respect.

[Condone]

Hi, I'm new to area and I'm looking for Korean spa around Northern ca that also offer full service, thank in advance.

Read two reports back to back verifying good of here. Personally, I also love to see more Korean than Chinese. Hope it satisfies your craving for Korean girls. Enjoy and share your journey.

Saw reviews that were intriguing and some that implied the other reviews were AI generated. TOFTT and saw Grace. As described, cute (ish) with a great attitude. Disagree with the mouth comment in the last review but it was a fun TS, good massage and straight to business with no discussion of the tip. Energetic and fun, will try again.

Now Grace is a throw back from when the Parlors were jumping in the City and the masseuse enjoyed the hour just as much as you did.

Skip the pleasantries, TS and massage were great with alot of play and her kissing different parts of me time to time giggling the whole time. House. 8.

And the flip $. 4 and a tip just because of memory lane. But Grsce thought upon entry I would prefer a younger provider but I informed her, you were the one I'm here for from a few previous reviews I read thinking to myself.

All I can say we did FS but these by far is the best mouth in the massage business at this time. Was covered and she asked was that ok which leads me to believe BBBJ is available. But I damn near bust off the CBJ. I mean she worked her body all around the table while performing oral up the her in a squatting position full throttle mouth riding my cock. Definitely a pro blower. We jumped into mish we her sucking and kissing my chest and stayed in that position a good 20 minutes until I popped in the bag and she let pound town go without no complaints but her facial expressions and fuck faces at the same damn time when she had orgasms were priceless.

The the post massage was superb actually better than before the flip.

So definitely my new fav and not a waste of time nor coin booking a session with her.

[BallsDeep469]

Barney I have to agree with you. I saw her a few months back and was not impressed. Actually, I was going to complain to Sandra about her. Had an attitude and very unenthusiastic. I was surprised at the current positive reviews. Perhaps she has improved, but not a repeat for me. It was that bad. But YMMV.

So I can actually chime in on this. I was there today and I saw her as I was leaving. I did not get a good look at her face but when she turned that corner, good lord that ass can really only be described as a porn star ass. Like, I literally, never in my life, saw an ass like that in person. If I had to compare it to someone, I would say that it is probably a budget version of Ms. Sethi if you google her. Now that being said, from what I saw in my 3-5 second passing of her, if you like the bimbo look, you are in for a good time. It did seem like she had an attitude but for all I know, she could have resting ***** face?

Oh! And this was actually my first time at FHOH. To be honest, I had Phabiola and it was kinda meh. I would say look wise, she would be either a high 5 or a low 6. English was not there but she did try to talk as much as she could. The massage was horrible though. That being said, FS was on the table and she literally just whipped out the jr and went to down. BJ Mish, doggy etc. Total was $$ and I think I might go back. From what I have been reading, and seeing, I get the vibe that everything is on the table for everyone there so I am looking forward to trying a different snack.

[Serpico99]

Hi, I'm new to area and I'm looking for Korean spa around Northern ca that also offer full service, thank in advance.

Post some reviews. All of your posts are asking for recommendations. I'm sure you have visited some since you last asked for recommendations when you were in northern VA in late December LOL.

[Serpico99]

I had stopped by Cosmos wanting munch on June's ass but she wasn't around and Jenny's skirt outfit didn't get me hard enough to ask her for a session (come on Jenny, wear them short shorts!! LOL) so I headed down Rt 29 (towards Rt 66) a few miles to try for the first time what I thought is a Korean AMP, called Crystal Moon Spa, in a cluster of buildings between the Sunoco station and Virginia Tire and Auto. There is a Dunkin Donuts facing Rt 29 in the first cluster of buildings. I think a lot of these businesses in here are Korean. This AMP is called Crystal Moon Spa on rubmaps; however, the sign on the window of the AMP says Oasis Therapy. It's all the way in the back of that cluster of buildings. Anyway, I walked into the lobby (2 door system) and rang the bell. A woman who I think is likely Chinese and who was ugly opens the door and tells me they are busy and maybe come back. "No problem!" I said because I was not going to stay anyway after what I saw. I like venturing out to try new places but I knew if she was my provider (high chance she would be), I would regret it. Maybe she is just the manager and there are some cute providers inside (no clue) but first impressions count and this place did not give me a good first impression.