Massage Parlor Reports

[The Batman]

Went to 99 and saw Rachel. I was wrong about her being bitchy and had a good time.

But when Apple shows up at a location, it's the kiss of death for me. She's teaching these girls to hustle hustle hustle and it's too aggressive for me to enjoy my time there. I'm sure they'll do fine but won't be getting my money.

I had a good time with Rachel last week but only had time for a short stay and did not get to take my time or receive a massage (also had to haggle a bit more than I usually prefer to). Interested to know if it's worth a second round with more time. I did enjoy her small spinner frame and enthusiasm.

On that note I heard from RZ Massage that Apple and Annie are working today, so I'm going to stay away from that one for now.

[Bangalot70]

Anyone know of a massage that still offers a table shower or even a shower together with provider in the federal way area. I thought 99 massage use to offer but not sure. Just having a craving. Thanks for any information.

[Bangalot70]

Anyone know who still offers a table shower or shower together in federal way area. I know 99 massage use too I believe. Not to sure now!

Thanks for any information. Just craving.

[Court1408]

Award Season once again.

Here are my Personal AMPYs for 2023.

BEST THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE WITH YMMV ENDINGS.

Ava at Health Massage in FW.

BEST REGULAR EXPERIENCE.

Lulu at Lulus in FW.

BEST EXPERIENCE WITH TABLE SHOWER.

BB at Alice in FW.

As usual YMMV with your own preferences with respect to age, physical appearance, language proficiency etc.

[Danny525]

Mei and M Foot Massage are the same owner. They used to have beautiful girls but the most I got was Saran BJ. I used to go there because they had table shower but also the owner will ask to see you at the end which can be a deal breaker. Mei is a cool spot if you want a good hi with a somewhat good massage. I always got my full hr so hard to complain in the time department.

I assume this is the brown building called "Grand Opening Mei Massage"? Like I said there was a cutie out front on Tuesday, mid 20's. How much for HJ experience, I'll try to get the one I saw.

[Moose21]

No, not the kind where you'd buy a mobile device.

Stopped by Hang Loose in FW and walked into the vestible. New paint smell, a new door, and EDM music playing overhead. Then the slidey door opens to reveal.. Apple. Same Apple who got arrested in the whole Q Spa shutdown. Same Apple who I'd seen at Highland and Diva and CK.

I'd bet a box of donuts that Hang Loose has the same owner, and therefore the same girls, and therefore the same MO as those other spots: pretty girls who underperform and overcharge.

When I asked Apple if Jessica was there, the first answer was "Me Jessica. ".

I said "No, you're Apple. Is Jessica busy?

She tried to convince me again she was Jessica and then let me in the main door.

I asked again if Jessica was busy and she said "Only a little busy" and tried to get me into a room. I figured I'd at least gather some intel so I asked how much for an hour? The answer "how much you have?" was not what I wanted.

I wasn't in the mood for a rush or upsell so I noped out.

Went to 99 and saw Rachel. I was wrong about her being bitchy and had a good time.

If you like Diva and Highland and CK you'll like Hang Loose.

But when Apple shows up at a location, it's the kiss of death for me. She's teaching these girls to hustle hustle hustle and it's too aggressive for me to enjoy my time there. I'm sure they'll do fine but won't be getting my money.

Plenty of other places out there so I don't plan to return. Thanks for the additional info.

[SkeletonKey6]

...I asked again if Jessica was busy and she said "Only a little busy" and tried to get me into a room. I figured I'd at least gather some intel so I asked how much for an hour? The answer "how much you got?" was not what I wanted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzWnetfiu14&t=20s

[Runner2448]

Hello Gents.

From a very reliable source Mei massage is a HJ only place with aunties and grannies. (It may be legit) if that is your speed no problems no judgement here but FS is completely off the table there.

Now if someone wants to TOFTT. Please report back cost and service. I would be interested b / c it is on Pacific. Same as M&M what happened to the owners not wanting quality. That place used to have bangers after bangers after bangers. Now not so much. That is my $$.

Stay safe Gents.

Mei and M Foot Massage are the same owner. They used to have beautiful girls but the most I got was Saran BJ. I used to go there because they had table shower but also the owner will ask to see you at the end which can be a deal breaker. Mei is a cool spot if you want a good hi with a somewhat good massage. I always got my full hr so hard to complain in the time department.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

From a very reliable source Mei massage is a HJ only place with aunties and grannies. (It may be legit) if that is your speed no problems no judgement here but FS is completely off the table there.

Now if someone wants to TOFTT. Please report back cost and service. I would be interested b / c it is on Pacific. Same as M&M what happened to the owners not wanting quality. That place used to have bangers after bangers after bangers. Now not so much. That is my $$.

Stay safe Gents.

[AussieFury]

No, not the kind where you'd buy a mobile device.

Stopped by Hang Loose in FW and walked into the vestible. New paint smell, a new door, and EDM music playing overhead. Then the slidey door opens to reveal.. Apple. Same Apple who got arrested in the whole Q Spa shutdown. Same Apple who I'd seen at Highland and Diva and CK.

I'd bet a box of donuts that Hang Loose has the same owner, and therefore the same girls, and therefore the same MO as those other spots: pretty girls who underperform and overcharge.

When I asked Apple if Jessica was there, the first answer was "Me Jessica. ".

I said "No, you're Apple. Is Jessica busy?

She tried to convince me again she was Jessica and then let me in the main door.

I asked again if Jessica was busy and she said "Only a little busy" and tried to get me into a room. I figured I'd at least gather some intel so I asked how much for an hour? The answer "how much you have?" was not what I wanted.

I wasn't in the mood for a rush or upsell so I noped out.

Went to 99 and saw Rachel. I was wrong about her being bitchy and had a good time.

If you like Diva and Highland and CK you'll like Hang Loose.

But when Apple shows up at a location, it's the kiss of death for me. She's teaching these girls to hustle hustle hustle and it's too aggressive for me to enjoy my time there. I'm sure they'll do fine but won't be getting my money.

[Danny525]

I left the gym and saw a Cutie (short black hair, mid 20's?) with a salmon colored hoodie on a stepping stool reaching for something out front. Looks AMP but I don't see anything on this since '21 on here, can't search "Mei Massage". Real curious if I should make this my 2nd AMP experience.

[Moose21]

Stopped in to see what the fuss was about. Ju-Bee (don't hold me to the spelling) opened the door and I was intrigued because she didn't look Chinese. Decided to go for it. Seems to be a fixed fee of $260 regardless of time requested. JuBee did speak English very well and I already had a few appointments fall through today so I just went with it.

Decently cute and young looking (later said either 26 or 27). "Massage" wasn't much and lasted about 10 minutes. She started with a HJ then tried to put condom on. I told her to stop and get comfortable on the table. She was hesitant with daty but quickly warmed up to it. Then she stopped me and wanted me to cover up and move to FS. I decided to prolong FS since I knew I would be out the door as soon as I finished. So I went to pound town. She enjoys fucking! She probably stopped daty so she could cum during FS. Had a good long romp in several positions before I had her get on top until I came. She's very vocal! She was in no hurry to hop off after I finished. So the fucking part was fun.

At first I thought her tits were natural but after touching confirmed they are enhanced. Nice ass. Trimmed Bush. Afterwords discovered she is Thai so that probably explains my attraction to her.

Anyway she said she's heading to San Jose in a couple days. Do with the information as you will.

[DirtBurgler]

Its on 336th just west of Pac Hwy.

https://secrethostess.com/5944100/

[AussieFury]

Who is Ling? Is this a phrase? Or an actual person?

Very old reference to an apocryphal PNW hobby story.

It involves a massage gone wrong, heartache, and poop.

[AussieFury]

Occupies the spot of the now closed Mi Spa, I believe.

Place looked totally closed and empty 2 days ago. Maybe light was just off.