Massage Parlor Reports

[Assman To You]

678 is on rubmaps. In Sterling close to Dulles Airport.

It is in Burke. Recent posts of Amy and Wendy.

[LowerBackPain]

After seeing her latest post, and the lovely MT in photo #2, I decided to make my way over there. I first called to try determine her name so I'd know who to ask for, but all I could get was, "Just go to the Hartland Rd location, pay cash, the girl is there. " When I arrived I found a nice enough MT claiming to be her but I knew better because I had saved the photo's below to my phone for comparison. She finally admitted that she was Nina and that Lois would be available in about 30 min. I left / returned and though she, sadly, has since cut her waist length hair that little fat ass told me that Lois was in fact the China-doll shown in photo #2. One problem that I had was the classic rock music coming from the bluetooth speaker. That kind of music is fine when I'm sitting in traffic on the beltway, but at an AMP I want to hear more relaxing sounds. Lois was able to find an asian song on her phone and was familiar enough with it to sing along softly with it throughout the session. When leaving I noticed that the sofa she is sitting on in the photo (along with the little Christmas tree and the wall picture she is pointing to in the online posting) is right there in the little waiting area. I've never visited Purple Baby Hua but there are signs of her all over this place in the form of a few purple towels, sheets, etc here and there. Is she raking-in so much dough that she can branch out and franchise? Another problem that I had was with Nina, there are no locks on the room doors, but it seems they have a means securing the door for the last 15 minutes of activities. While it isn't uncommon for MTs to talk to one another through the doors in Chinese or Korean (in fact, a little exciting in a minor 4-hands way) I've never had anyone just burst into the room. Eventhough the two were already speaking to one another, Nina saw fit to make an extended effort to pick the lock and open the door like someone that has so few customers that she was hoping to catch Lois engaged in something so she could tattle on her. At any rate, Nina should be canned or demoted and Lois should be promoted to mamasan. Plus Nina's bad breath was a real deal breaker from my first entry. Mongers should expect many of the same criticisms I've read here about Purple Baby Hua's place. For example, I could smell the previous customer's breath in the massage table's facial hole, but that's fixable as I always bring a small can of Lysol with me to all sessions. For comparison purposes, if what we've come to expect from Angels Linda and Anna is a ten (10) in terms of service and cleanliness, then this is what I'd call slightly ghetto at a five or six (6) but yet and still I would return to see cute China dolls like Lois. There are three levels to this condo unit with one door / entry. Anybody know what's up on the 2nd and 3rd floors. Another 6 massage rooms? If so, there should be enough space to add a TS.

Play safe.

[LoveDemAzn]

If any of you mongers decide to visit your favorite provider or AMP, please wish the lady a Happy new year and tip them a little extra. Remember to always treat them with respect.

[Condone]

Hi, I'm new to area and I'm looking for Korean spa around Northern ca that also offer full service, thank in advance.

Read two reports back to back verifying good of here. Personally, I also love to see more Korean than Chinese. Hope it satisfies your craving for Korean girls. Enjoy and share your journey.

Saw reviews that were intriguing and some that implied the other reviews were AI generated. TOFTT and saw Grace. As described, cute (ish) with a great attitude. Disagree with the mouth comment in the last review but it was a fun TS, good massage and straight to business with no discussion of the tip. Energetic and fun, will try again.

Now Grace is a throw back from when the Parlors were jumping in the City and the masseuse enjoyed the hour just as much as you did.

Skip the pleasantries, TS and massage were great with alot of play and her kissing different parts of me time to time giggling the whole time. House. 8.

And the flip $. 4 and a tip just because of memory lane. But Grsce thought upon entry I would prefer a younger provider but I informed her, you were the one I'm here for from a few previous reviews I read thinking to myself.

All I can say we did FS but these by far is the best mouth in the massage business at this time. Was covered and she asked was that ok which leads me to believe BBBJ is available. But I damn near bust off the CBJ. I mean she worked her body all around the table while performing oral up the her in a squatting position full throttle mouth riding my cock. Definitely a pro blower. We jumped into mish we her sucking and kissing my chest and stayed in that position a good 20 minutes until I popped in the bag and she let pound town go without no complaints but her facial expressions and fuck faces at the same damn time when she had orgasms were priceless.

The the post massage was superb actually better than before the flip.

So definitely my new fav and not a waste of time nor coin booking a session with her.

[BallsDeep469]

Barney I have to agree with you. I saw her a few months back and was not impressed. Actually, I was going to complain to Sandra about her. Had an attitude and very unenthusiastic. I was surprised at the current positive reviews. Perhaps she has improved, but not a repeat for me. It was that bad. But YMMV.

So I can actually chime in on this. I was there today and I saw her as I was leaving. I did not get a good look at her face but when she turned that corner, good lord that ass can really only be described as a porn star ass. Like, I literally, never in my life, saw an ass like that in person. If I had to compare it to someone, I would say that it is probably a budget version of Ms. Sethi if you google her. Now that being said, from what I saw in my 3-5 second passing of her, if you like the bimbo look, you are in for a good time. It did seem like she had an attitude but for all I know, she could have resting ***** face?

Oh! And this was actually my first time at FHOH. To be honest, I had Phabiola and it was kinda meh. I would say look wise, she would be either a high 5 or a low 6. English was not there but she did try to talk as much as she could. The massage was horrible though. That being said, FS was on the table and she literally just whipped out the jr and went to down. BJ Mish, doggy etc. Total was $$ and I think I might go back. From what I have been reading, and seeing, I get the vibe that everything is on the table for everyone there so I am looking forward to trying a different snack.

[Serpico99]

Hi, I'm new to area and I'm looking for Korean spa around Northern ca that also offer full service, thank in advance.

Post some reviews. All of your posts are asking for recommendations. I'm sure you have visited some since you last asked for recommendations when you were in northern VA in late December LOL.

[Serpico99]

I had stopped by Cosmos wanting munch on June's ass but she wasn't around and Jenny's skirt outfit didn't get me hard enough to ask her for a session (come on Jenny, wear them short shorts!! LOL) so I headed down Rt 29 (towards Rt 66) a few miles to try for the first time what I thought is a Korean AMP, called Crystal Moon Spa, in a cluster of buildings between the Sunoco station and Virginia Tire and Auto. There is a Dunkin Donuts facing Rt 29 in the first cluster of buildings. I think a lot of these businesses in here are Korean. This AMP is called Crystal Moon Spa on rubmaps; however, the sign on the window of the AMP says Oasis Therapy. It's all the way in the back of that cluster of buildings. Anyway, I walked into the lobby (2 door system) and rang the bell. A woman who I think is likely Chinese and who was ugly opens the door and tells me they are busy and maybe come back. "No problem!" I said because I was not going to stay anyway after what I saw. I like venturing out to try new places but I knew if she was my provider (high chance she would be), I would regret it. Maybe she is just the manager and there are some cute providers inside (no clue) but first impressions count and this place did not give me a good first impression.

[Hoss Cartright]

Really guys? She looks like a cheap Miami streetwalker. Fake everything. I am sure I am going to get a lot of grief from saying this but I would not get tap that at under any circumstance. Sorry, but I had to say it.

Barney I have to agree with you. I saw her a few months back and was not impressed. Actually, I was going to complain to Sandra about her. Had an attitude and very unenthusiastic. I was surprised at the current positive reviews. Perhaps she has improved, but not a repeat for me. It was that bad. But YMMV.

[DCKing]

Decided to have my first latin at an AMP experience. She's pretty and has about one of the best natural asses I have ever seen if you like curvy women. Right away she goes 200 for something I couldn't understand and 250 for full. I said I'll do 200 for full, I should have negotiated harder. She asked if I wanted a table shower first I said I am good. She gave me an ok massage for 10 minutes or so (I paid for an hour), and then she asked me to flip. She got naked, and let me suck on her tits. They are man made but not bad. She put on a jimmy and gave me a CBJ. She also said she doesn't kiss. Instructed we do mish first then we did doggy and that view was spectacular. Afterward got a table shower. She's a hottie, but she was all business with me, so at the price it's a bit much.

[Hotel69]

Hi, I'm new to area and I'm looking for Korean spa around Northern ca that also offer full service, thank in advance.

[OldBoomer]

I agree with all the current and past posts. They are both fun for a NOVA finish and the TS was easily the best I've gotten in VA as fas as how well they cleaned me and the attention to Jr was nice too. Both were really nice and fun. Jenny gave a great massage. She offered naked massage but I declined. Maybe next time to try p2 p. She's very similar to Celine in McLean as someone had previously mentioned. June stated that she likes giving medium / hard massage and I'll try her if in need of a good massage.

I prefer Jenny over June just because of her attractiveness is more my preference. Both were good for a repeat visit. I'll report back if there's anything more to add.

Thanks to all that reviewed Jenny at Cosmos. I had a very nice time with her.

[CabDriver52]

I decided on a MP visit Sunday of last week. The BP ad about 4 new girls intrigued me. I was working until 4 so I booked an apt (text) for Sunday at 6 pm.

I always shower before I go and put on some new duds. Google maps is invaluable locating some places. The GPS is off at times but I had a sheet and address.

I found the place after a bit of searching. One of the girls opened the door for (what I'm guessing a brother / friend). She saw me, smiled and I went inside.

The lobby is busy. Lots of people. I should have said. I have to go but decided to give the place a try. I have never visited this location.

I go to the back right room. I ask for an hour an she nods her head. She says nothing but points to the table. Another bad sign but I said. I'll take one for the team.

Face down and under a sheet she starts. Hard at first then lighter. After a bit she grabs the equipment and we're off to the races.

So I thought. She changed the game and says I can only have half an hour. Ugh.

Flip comes soon after. She ask for a donation of $1 for oral release. I ask about the shorts coming off and she indicated her friend is in town and it's not possible. I decide I'll go with it.

At this point I'm pissed about the bait and switch and the best option off the table. I get the release and clean up and I'm gone.

If anyone else tries this place please report. Thank you.

Cabbie.

[BallsDeep469]

Where are her photos?

I would also be very interested if they are available.

[Kijimuna]

I visited the young and beautiful Latina Mia, 5'7 MM Ds and an amazing ass. Says she's from Cuba and has a sweet attitude. Will suck the life out of ya and has great dt. Bent her over the table and she can take a pounding more than most. Highly recommend. 6 and $1. 6.

She is Luna's sister, from what I understand.

[IadGuy2023]

Really guys? She looks like a cheap Miami streetwalker. Fake everything. I am sure I am going to get a lot of grief from saying this but I would not get tap that at under any circumstance. Sorry, but I had to say it.

Where are her photos?