Massage Parlor Reports

[ShantitMaster]

My next recent stop was the Asian massage spa on 563* W Fullerton Ave. Only Lala was available for me to pick from which was fine. 30's. Tight shirt and good rack. Overall was enjoyable because she seemed motivated to work that donation. Helps with the mood as opposed to going for the bare minimum for the job. Lala had no issue with me being a little grabby. The whole hour flew by quick because she did a good job on changing up the different ways to touch me all over. She knew what she was doing with not only her hands, but her feet as well. FJ, HJ, and BBBJ IMO were at least satisfactory. Worth the 60 house and 110 tip.

[SexWithJesus69]

4cc9 W. Armitage Ave.

Tina gives a really good massage. I prefer my massages on the stonger side, and she can deliver. She's good at using her forearms and elbows to grind out those tight spots. Her HJ skills are also very good, and if you want her to make adjustments, Her looks aren't bad either. She's a late 30's to early 40's GND Korean auntie type. Height about 5'4". Natural B cups. Not skinny but not fat. If I could fuck her, I would, but she's HJ only.

I do believe Tina does allow full service for big more $ you just have to ask. She also said there is a table shower there and VIP service is allowed. She does look pretty good compared to some of the girls in the area.

[HappyGardener]

Monday morning I went to Rose Spa 4221 N Elston in Chicago. I called around to several of the places in the area to see who was open and what pricing was. I realized in looking around that area of Elston, Pulaski, Irving Park, Montrose, that there are a lot of Chinese brothels... I mean Asian Massage Parlors in the neighborhood. There are several of the no signage places around. If you know you know as the kids say nowadays. Lots of closed off storefronts with two cameras and a doorbell.

Went in at 10:45 am and Asa met me at the door. She's Chinese. 5'4". 36 C or D. Early 30's. Knows some English, but I had a hard time understanding her. Never got off the table to get the phone for translating. She offered up an hour for $200 including and confirming Full Service. I took it.

Here's a Pro-tip for all you young mongers out there. Always ask to use the bathroom when you get there. That will give you a quick tour of the place and you can check out the sleeping area, the food prep, the cleanliness of the bathroom. It had a shower stall in it for standup showers but I didn't take one. Over all this place was pretty nice inside and clean. I stuck my head in the bedroom on the way back to say hi to the other girl and see what she looked like. Older and not as cute was my initial thought.

Surprise surprise, I got a decent massage from her. 25 minutes of a decent back and leg massage. I didn't go in looking for that but it was a clear bonus. She couldn't get to my back so she climbed up on the table and straddled my head, knees on either side. I joked with her about turning over and letting her sit on my face. She laughed and said next time. When she was on the side of the table and I was stroking her leg, she moved her skirt out of the way to give me access to touching her legs and pussy.

On the flip, she immediately unzipped the dress and took her underwear off. Lots of gently stroking and massaging to get me ready. She slipped my provided cover on and started a CBJ that showed off her excellent oral skills. I would love to work up to a BBBJ with her but I think I would have to pre-game before I went other wise there would be a quick finish. No direction needed. I just let her go. I did stop her so I could spend some time sucking and teasing her melons. Skin was really smooth and soft to the touch. She reacted well to my kissing and caressing her nipples.

I laid her down on the table and moved to DATY. She tried to stop me but I moved her hands out of the way and gently started with kisses and licks. She reacted into it and then started to really get into it. Holy Moly she turned into bucking bronco when she came. I started to go in for a round 2 for her, but she stopped me and said "fuck me". I got on top for miss and slid in deep and stayed there. We hit a rhythm and she really pushed hard against me. Next time CG for sure. This time, I got some moaning and Chinese words in my ear, then I'm Cumming, I'm Cumming. Yeahhh so did I.

We laid there for a few to catch our breath and she said. "what's this name?" as she pointed to her tongue. I said "In English: Tongue. " she said "you have really good tongue".

A couple of times she offered up bringing the other girl in for additional money. I only brought the $200 in and I told her next time. She said..."Next time I suck your cock and you eat her pussy. Then we switch places." I certainly understood that English

So I didi my good deed for the day. Gave an AMP girl a decent orgasam on a Monday morning, and taught her a new English word.

Out the door at 11:39, so I got almost an hour of massage and FS. They are there 24-7. The ad is on BedPage.

[CornCobMaker]

You should try princess latina at western, full service. Google and you will get all the info en phone #.

I would disagree here. Unfortunately, princess Latina has gone straight downhill in recent years. Unless a 40 year old bigger girl is your thing. Rather, I'd recommend checking out some of the latinas at CLM.

[Ronacin]

Visiting from Nashville. Pretty excited as we have no massage scene. All AMPs are legit 'only professional' I had a decent looking Latina quote $300 on top of $160 house fee at the one body rub place in town for a L1. I've all but decided I'm trying Orange Spa. Specifically because I saw they on occasion have Latinas. Any other spots with non Asian AMPs?

You should try princess latina at western, full service. Google and you will get all the info en phone #.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Total assembly line. Two girls there. Talking to each other in the hall with their doors WIDE open. Hello, gents, nice to meet both of you here this evening.

I get stowed in a side room to wait. Whatever, no sweat. Later, one of the girls comes in. Zero english. She stands in the doorway saying OK. OK. OK. She eventually communicates with gestures we are headed to another room. So off we go. OK service, no english, good face and body, attitude sucked. Got the job done though. I'm going to pause on this spot for a minute.

[NashGuy77]

Visiting from Nashville. Pretty excited as we have no massage scene. All AMPs are legit 'only professional' I had a decent looking Latina quote $300 on top of $160 house fee at the one body rub place in town for a L1. I've all but decided I'm trying Orange Spa. Specifically because I saw they on occasion have Latinas. Any other spots with non Asian AMPs?

[RedGhost79]

Lavender Spa. Discreet location. Parking may be an issue during the weekends due to high traffic in that area.

Was greeted by Tina at the reception. She was a thirty something Asian woman, she had nice boobs, not too big but enough for this guy, The ass was decent to my tastes. I paid the 60 house fee and went in there, I knew the massage was going to be crappy and was pleasantly surprised that it got me relaxed instead of just sore. Props on that Ruby. She then flipped me and I was offered her services. Since her massage wasn't half bad agreed to her price and left myself be pampered by her. She gave me a great HJ to be honest. Got a good feel out of that ass of hers, she let me grab her tits too. Came on her hands and she even cleaned me up. Highly recommended.

4cc9 W. Armitage Ave.

Tina gives a really good massage. I prefer my massages on the stonger side, and she can deliver. She's good at using her forearms and elbows to grind out those tight spots. Her HJ skills are also very good, and if you want her to make adjustments, Her looks aren't bad either. She's a late 30's to early 40's GND Korean auntie type. Height about 5'4". Natural B cups. Not skinny but not fat. If I could fuck her, I would, but she's HJ only.

[Slam2505]

Went in today around noon all girl available. 3 Asian but I came for the thick Colombian girl. Her name is Cristina. She friends with the last two girls that have came. Let me tell you she is nice. Photo are her and the video the booker sends is her. I thought she be taller like the last girl. She is tiny and thick all nice titis. They will not let you see her unless you ask. Started off with a nice BJ. Then she got on top. She does light kissing around her mouth. She then asked me to hit it from behind. That was the best view apple shape ass. Then got on top of her and went to pound town. She asked me to stop for a quick break. Jerk me for a bit then I went back in her. Got to play with her clit no ass hole fun with this one.

I will say I liked the last Colombian better she was more fun and we fucked the full 30 minutes.

For the 140 deal it's not bad check her out if you speak Spanish they give you better service.

[ShantitMaster]

47 XX and pulaski was my next planned stop for Windsor Spa. They let me pick from 2 girls. One seemed to be early 20's and the other late 20's. Barely a difference but I went with the slightly older one that went by Coco. Seemed to lean on the shy side, but she was very nice. Bit matter of fact on her responses. Not too much of an issue since I'd rather that than BS around. After getting comfy, I got a better view of her. Skinny all around but cute perky ass and tits. Good hour glass proportions. I went for the whole hour so that seemed to help with her opening up and loosen up. Gradually she started sucking up more and sprinkle in the flirty hints. Which for sure helped the mood. My obvious hard on felt so good against her body when she was sliding all around. At some point she had to step out for a moment. Don't know why but it at least didn't get counted against my time. Anyways I did donate about a hundred on top of the house for some bonus hand, tongue, and mouth action. So yeah a few things here and there that messed with the momentum but I left satisfied in the end.

Maybe next time I'll try Yumi.

[Satriani]

Has anyone tried any of the ladies on Massage Finder?

[HandyManny7]

I saw Kelly last week for the first time. She is very pretty, petite, short hair, smaller but nice tits. Had a great time with her.

Just saw Bella today, and damn she is fun. She's a little taller, nice body, and we really connected.

Both are awesome! Well worth it. Treat them well and keep them here, or at least coming back.

[Billy73]

My good friend Michelle at Archer Spa texted me and said my buy 5 get 1 free card was almost full that I leave at the shop.

So I stopped by to see what was up. Was greated by Jessica cute late 30's spinner great body and cute face and hair she led me to room and I said just want to say hi to Michelle and then asked to use the rest room. Upon exiting the rest room could here a monger going to pound town on someone and this mother fucker was yelling yahoo shit had me laughing hysterically.

So I stepped into the side room with Jessica she offered a 30 min masssge I said no massage she then offered a $200 BBBJ said it was her time of the month.

I then said are you insane and laughed and handed her $150 for probably one of the best standing BBBJ I've ever had. Tons of popping and no gag reflex at all. Shit was worth $200 not going to lie. She let me finish partially in mouth, face and chest. She was shocked I gave her a Peter North Load -.

Overall 8/10.

Spa 7/10.

Location 7/10.

Girl 8/10.

Price 4/10.

Would repeat with Jessica whenever she isn't on her time or the month she seems like a good time will be here all of February.

On the way out seen Michelle on the couch had a conversation and left. A lot of men's shoes at the door mush be very busy.

Also House Bosses stop making us Americans take our shoes off at the door when I was leaving Jessica tried to give me someone else's shoes and I always worry my J's are going to get stolen. Let us wear our shoes in the house damnit LOL.

[Tunacan Sam]

That was my first time there, got review of Happy from the Norridge thread (BrewCrew).

I would repeat with Happy (might request her in March if I haven't been able to book with mama).

Haha at Asian magic. I would guess her age as early to mid 30's. How she looked in that dress and her face wasn't caked with makeup trying to look younger (she had a very natural look when I visited). I think could pass early 30's, maybe late 20's. Def not Gilf.

Cheers! -TZ.

Thanks for your report.

I work close to this location, and happy to hear, but I haven't been there in over a year, due to a GMilf experience I had (granny looked 60!

Hoping to avoid meeting a granny again, can you take a guess at happys age?

I understand the Asian magic makes it difficult, just approximate.

Thanks.

Darth.

[Tunacan Sam]

And a lot of mongers report this yet they keep going back to tolerate this bad service. Sounds desperate.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, other than the desperate part. Bad service by the location for a well-reviewed provider, I think that I was more forgiving of the bad service because of the plethora of good reviews here. Like, in the moment (and now) I was annoyed. But knowing the service "should" be above average made it tolerable. .

I've only been there a handful of times. 1st visit was late at night, texted ahead for Judy and got Judy when I arrived. 2nd /3rd visit were the annoying ones trying to see Anne where they said available then not (though I did get a visit with Yoyo out of the 2nd visit). 4th visit I got to see Anne (after waiting). *shrug*.

Would I repeat with Anne? Yes. Would I go through the same annoyance? Probably not, would try once then move on.