Massage Parlor Reports

[GoHomeSmiling]

Total assembly line. Two girls there. Talking to each other in the hall with their doors WIDE open. Hello, gents, nice to meet both of you here this evening.

I get stowed in a side room to wait. Whatever, no sweat. Later, one of the girls comes in. Zero english. She stands in the doorway saying OK. OK. OK. She eventually communicates with gestures we are headed to another room. So off we go. OK service, no english, good face and body, attitude sucked. Got the job done though. I'm going to pause on this spot for a minute.

[NashGuy77]

Visiting from Nashville. Pretty excited as we have no massage scene. All AMPs are legit 'only professional' I had a decent looking Latina quote $300 on top of $160 house fee at the one body rub place in town for a L1. I've all but decided I'm trying Orange Spa. Specifically because I saw they on occasion have Latinas. Any other spots with non Asian AMPs?

[RedGhost79]

Lavender Spa. Discreet location. Parking may be an issue during the weekends due to high traffic in that area.

Was greeted by Tina at the reception. She was a thirty something Asian woman, she had nice boobs, not too big but enough for this guy, The ass was decent to my tastes. I paid the 60 house fee and went in there, I knew the massage was going to be crappy and was pleasantly surprised that it got me relaxed instead of just sore. Props on that Ruby. She then flipped me and I was offered her services. Since her massage wasn't half bad agreed to her price and left myself be pampered by her. She gave me a great HJ to be honest. Got a good feel out of that ass of hers, she let me grab her tits too. Came on her hands and she even cleaned me up. Highly recommended.

4cc9 W. Armitage Ave.

Tina gives a really good massage. I prefer my massages on the stonger side, and she can deliver. She's good at using her forearms and elbows to grind out those tight spots. Her HJ skills are also very good, and if you want her to make adjustments, Her looks aren't bad either. She's a late 30's to early 40's GND Korean auntie type. Height about 5'4". Natural B cups. Not skinny but not fat. If I could fuck her, I would, but she's HJ only.

[Slam2505]

Went in today around noon all girl available. 3 Asian but I came for the thick Colombian girl. Her name is Cristina. She friends with the last two girls that have came. Let me tell you she is nice. Photo are her and the video the booker sends is her. I thought she be taller like the last girl. She is tiny and thick all nice titis. They will not let you see her unless you ask. Started off with a nice BJ. Then she got on top. She does light kissing around her mouth. She then asked me to hit it from behind. That was the best view apple shape ass. Then got on top of her and went to pound town. She asked me to stop for a quick break. Jerk me for a bit then I went back in her. Got to play with her clit no ass hole fun with this one.

I will say I liked the last Colombian better she was more fun and we fucked the full 30 minutes.

For the 140 deal it's not bad check her out if you speak Spanish they give you better service.

[ShantitMaster]

47 XX and pulaski was my next planned stop for Windsor Spa. They let me pick from 2 girls. One seemed to be early 20's and the other late 20's. Barely a difference but I went with the slightly older one that went by Coco. Seemed to lean on the shy side, but she was very nice. Bit matter of fact on her responses. Not too much of an issue since I'd rather that than BS around. After getting comfy, I got a better view of her. Skinny all around but cute perky ass and tits. Good hour glass proportions. I went for the whole hour so that seemed to help with her opening up and loosen up. Gradually she started sucking up more and sprinkle in the flirty hints. Which for sure helped the mood. My obvious hard on felt so good against her body when she was sliding all around. At some point she had to step out for a moment. Don't know why but it at least didn't get counted against my time. Anyways I did donate about a hundred on top of the house for some bonus hand, tongue, and mouth action. So yeah a few things here and there that messed with the momentum but I left satisfied in the end.

Maybe next time I'll try Yumi.

[Satriani]

Has anyone tried any of the ladies on Massage Finder?

[HandyManny7]

I saw Kelly last week for the first time. She is very pretty, petite, short hair, smaller but nice tits. Had a great time with her.

Just saw Bella today, and damn she is fun. She's a little taller, nice body, and we really connected.

Both are awesome! Well worth it. Treat them well and keep them here, or at least coming back.

[Billy73]

My good friend Michelle at Archer Spa texted me and said my buy 5 get 1 free card was almost full that I leave at the shop.

So I stopped by to see what was up. Was greated by Jessica cute late 30's spinner great body and cute face and hair she led me to room and I said just want to say hi to Michelle and then asked to use the rest room. Upon exiting the rest room could here a monger going to pound town on someone and this mother fucker was yelling yahoo shit had me laughing hysterically.

So I stepped into the side room with Jessica she offered a 30 min masssge I said no massage she then offered a $200 BBBJ said it was her time of the month.

I then said are you insane and laughed and handed her $150 for probably one of the best standing BBBJ I've ever had. Tons of popping and no gag reflex at all. Shit was worth $200 not going to lie. She let me finish partially in mouth, face and chest. She was shocked I gave her a Peter North Load -.

Overall 8/10.

Spa 7/10.

Location 7/10.

Girl 8/10.

Price 4/10.

Would repeat with Jessica whenever she isn't on her time or the month she seems like a good time will be here all of February.

On the way out seen Michelle on the couch had a conversation and left. A lot of men's shoes at the door mush be very busy.

Also House Bosses stop making us Americans take our shoes off at the door when I was leaving Jessica tried to give me someone else's shoes and I always worry my J's are going to get stolen. Let us wear our shoes in the house damnit LOL.

[Tunacan Sam]

That was my first time there, got review of Happy from the Norridge thread (BrewCrew).

I would repeat with Happy (might request her in March if I haven't been able to book with mama).

Haha at Asian magic. I would guess her age as early to mid 30's. How she looked in that dress and her face wasn't caked with makeup trying to look younger (she had a very natural look when I visited). I think could pass early 30's, maybe late 20's. Def not Gilf.

Cheers! -TZ.

Thanks for your report.

I work close to this location, and happy to hear, but I haven't been there in over a year, due to a GMilf experience I had (granny looked 60!

Hoping to avoid meeting a granny again, can you take a guess at happys age?

I understand the Asian magic makes it difficult, just approximate.

Thanks.

Darth.

[Tunacan Sam]

And a lot of mongers report this yet they keep going back to tolerate this bad service. Sounds desperate.

I don't necessarily disagree with you, other than the desperate part. Bad service by the location for a well-reviewed provider, I think that I was more forgiving of the bad service because of the plethora of good reviews here. Like, in the moment (and now) I was annoyed. But knowing the service "should" be above average made it tolerable. .

I've only been there a handful of times. 1st visit was late at night, texted ahead for Judy and got Judy when I arrived. 2nd /3rd visit were the annoying ones trying to see Anne where they said available then not (though I did get a visit with Yoyo out of the 2nd visit). 4th visit I got to see Anne (after waiting). *shrug*.

Would I repeat with Anne? Yes. Would I go through the same annoyance? Probably not, would try once then move on.

[RichL1234]

Just went to ABC SPA at 5319 West Fullerton.

Rang doorbell and was greeted at door by Anna (I should have left.) A 50 ish K. D. Lang looking granny.

I stayed because. . . (I'm stupid) .

I immediately opted for a half hour. Was told it would be $110/ hhr.

Here I am thinking ok, she's not much of a looker so she has a discounted rate She starts to do massage and it is the lamest massage I have ever had. Everything was just so awful I was tempted to get up and leave. But no. . . Anyhow she starts talking extras via Google translate. Wait didn't I just give you $110 ? Absolutely no -she started at $150 more and I just laughed (more so at myself.) She countered but at that point I stuck to my guns and refused. She continued massage and made it a point to hit the hot zone hoping that I would change my mind. Eventually I hopped up and got dressed.

On my way out she body blocked me from retrieving my change from the initial transaction. So it was $120 total. For the fucking lamest massage ever.

I think it's a Papasan Place. Avoid at all cost, not worth it.

ABC SPA 5319 West Fullerton 773 449 8427.

[Darth Cosmos]

On another review's rec, I made the short drive to Harmony Spa on Cumberland to see Happy. Had called ahead to see if she was available, mama was super friendly on the phone. I also agree with the description that mama has that mousy librarian look and I would also want to try and get a session with her, ha. Grabbed my hand and put it over her shoulder and walked me back, gave me kiss on the cheek and smacked her ass on the way out. So intrigued.

In walked Happy in a little black dress, wow. She definitely has a naturally attractive face. Back for shower, very spacious and clean, jump in sauna then back to the room. Mama had told me good timing because Happy was leaving the next morning. Happy clarified she will be back in a month. Since she was leaving, skipped getting a massage and offered her one. She seemed pleasantly surprised and spent a few minutes on her back then moved down to the feet. On the flip was a lighter touch then moved to DATY, then she had me lay down and hopped on top for CBJ, to CG, then a little doggy, to mish, then finished with HJ. Standard 160 tip, wished her well on vacation.

Now to return and hit on mama, ha.

Thanks for your report.

I work close to this location, and happy to hear, but I haven't been there in over a year, due to a GMilf experience I had (granny looked 60!

Hoping to avoid meeting a granny again, can you take a guess at happys age?

I understand the Asian magic makes it difficult, just approximate.

Thanks.

Darth.

[DMichaels69]

And a lot of mongers report this yet they keep going back to tolerate this bad service. Sounds desperate.

Been traveling and popping around here and there, slow on the reviews.

Anne at Tokyo (when she was here).

1st attempt was another monger waiting that pulled her (even though texted about it), drew Yoyo while she was here and reviewed.

2nd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late afternoon. Yoyo's replacement took me back, I declined, she said via translate "I have good service", still declined and said would return because she said hour wait for Anne.

3rd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late night. Same situation, this time said I would wait and she put me in the 3rd room in the back by the showers, laid down and took a nap.

When Anne came in she gave me a kiss and apologized for the wait. Agree on the body descriptions previously shared. Table shower / nuru / rimming was great. To BBBJ and the CFS in CG, to standing dog, to mish and watching those tits bounce. Ended up going back to BBBJ and then HJ for the finish. Think I saw her a few days before she left. Would repeat if she's back, just annoying to text and then be a shot in the dark whether actually getting the girl.

[Tunacan Sam]

On another review's rec, I made the short drive to Harmony Spa on Cumberland to see Happy. Had called ahead to see if she was available, mama was super friendly on the phone. I also agree with the description that mama has that mousy librarian look and I would also want to try and get a session with her, ha. Grabbed my hand and put it over her shoulder and walked me back, gave me kiss on the cheek and smacked her ass on the way out. So intrigued.

In walked Happy in a little black dress, wow. She definitely has a naturally attractive face. Back for shower, very spacious and clean, jump in sauna then back to the room. Mama had told me good timing because Happy was leaving the next morning. Happy clarified she will be back in a month. Since she was leaving, skipped getting a massage and offered her one. She seemed pleasantly surprised and spent a few minutes on her back then moved down to the feet. On the flip was a lighter touch then moved to DATY, then she had me lay down and hopped on top for CBJ, to CG, then a little doggy, to mish, then finished with HJ. Standard 160 tip, wished her well on vacation.

Now to return and hit on mama, ha.

[Tunacan Sam]

Been traveling and popping around here and there, slow on the reviews.

Anne at Tokyo (when she was here).

1st attempt was another monger waiting that pulled her (even though texted about it), drew Yoyo while she was here and reviewed.

2nd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late afternoon. Yoyo's replacement took me back, I declined, she said via translate "I have good service", still declined and said would return because she said hour wait for Anne.

3rd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late night. Same situation, this time said I would wait and she put me in the 3rd room in the back by the showers, laid down and took a nap.

When Anne came in she gave me a kiss and apologized for the wait. Agree on the body descriptions previously shared. Table shower / nuru / rimming was great. To BBBJ and the CFS in CG, to standing dog, to mish and watching those tits bounce. Ended up going back to BBBJ and then HJ for the finish. Think I saw her a few days before she left. Would repeat if she's back, just annoying to text and then be a shot in the dark whether actually getting the girl.