Massage Parlor Reports

**Rustys** · 02-05-24 09:17

OD, if that 815 place you mention is in Deerfield, it's a bit of a ripoff joint. Fake photos, talent is often nasty. Some I dare say are hideous human beings. There used to be 2 spots in that same little building, one right above the other, with another sport or 2 in that same plaza! You may get lucky and find genuine, natural talent working there temporarily, but the regulars they contract are awful. No massage and $150 is going to get you a topless HJ. Upsell for anything beyond that.

**NorthCostGuy** · 02-04-24 20:13

Was willing to pay a premium, so I set up an appointment with Laura 10 days before I came to town. Called and confirmed that morning.

30 minutes before the appointment she texted and asked if we could do tomorrow. I said I could not but later that evening would be fine. She still declined.

I was willing to pay $250 and she can't be bothered to show up. Absolutely would not recommend.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40688/

**ODawg** · 02-04-24 19:54

Posted this in the Miami forum, thought I'd share here too:

Went to this place a few nights back, in a busy plaza and it's front and center so just be aware. Walk in and greeted by a straight 9/10 woman prolly 30-40 years old and my jaw drops. After having prowled the area for a bit and not having much success I decide to roll the dice. Walk in and she tells me to wait in a room. They have hella cameras set up and you can see them all on a screen in the room. Waited about 10 minutes because I guess it was poppin that night. Seen a couple of you walk in and out. Eventually in comes Amy, a young looking "new" girl with a nice sized natural rack. Was slightly disappointed not getting the woman who greeted me but I had an itch that needed to be scratched. So I hand over the full donation for 1 hour no questions asked and I sample the goods. She gets the message clearly and goes back to freshen up. I undress and she re enters, I tell her that I would like a TS. Amy takes me back to what is basically a supply closet with a table LOL. She proceeds with the table shower and gives good attention the backside as well as the front, making sure I was squeaky clean even though I always shower beforehand. Her English is limited throughout. Once we finish we head back to the room. This is where things start to go downhill for me unfortunately. I am use to receiving GFE treatment as I tend to research before entertaining a spot (missing BigLuber these days) and this was not it. She begins with a CBJ which I don't like but whatever, strike 1. I then ask her to kiss which she responds with a firm no, strike 2. Then when it came to the main event, she was as dead fish and mechanical as you could get. This did not do any good for my soldier who was not responding well, prolly went at it for 30 minutes with no release. Eventually she gives me a HJ to finish which is lackluster. Very disappointing after such a promising beginning. Seems like there's plenty of talent there so if there's another provider who is GFE friendly I'd prolly go again. But if not I wouldn't repeat. Here's the link for the ad:

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/m...scorts/2414364

Was also perusing the area recently and came across a massage spot on the 2nd floor of a plaza. Go up and ring the bell, was expecting Asian staff and to my pleasant surprise 2 hot latinas open the door. English very limited. They asked 150 for an hour so I said I'd go grab $$ and return. Had other shit pop up so couldn't go back. Has anyone sampled this place? Lmk, DM is cool too. Address:

815 x SW 8th street suite 222.

https://m.yelp.com/biz/massage-advance-therapy-miami

Also if why'all know of any spots where GFE, preferably kissing, is available let a brotha know. Stay safe out there.

O.

**MYCookie** · 02-02-24 19:26

Originally Posted by Masseur2000 [View Original Post]

Here's the deal.

You communicate with her husband via text who sometimes works from home but you can communicate with her in person with the Russian to English app. She gives a good massage and YMMV beyond that. I've had very good luck as have others. Mornings are good with her and she has allowed me to use the shower when she was on the beach. Over all very reasonable IMO.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

When she was in FT Lauderdale I had very good luck with her BBFS, BBJJ. Since she has been in the new place she won't take off her top or do anything but HE. She says no my husband and kid are home. Won't repeat again.

**Masseur2000** · 02-02-24 14:22

Ok Gents TOFTT again and it was a let down. I booked because she was the only one that responded and scheduled with an hours notice. Located at a Margate AMP and she is the only Latina there. Anyway, massage was below average. She is tall and it's her in the photos. She has a heavy accent and is a little goofy when she speaks. Too mechanical and too much oil in the end. Will not repeat.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/44743/

**PlainJon** · 02-02-24 13:09

Originally Posted by JustaAFunGuy [View Original Post]

I always pass by there, when I tell myself to stop in I stick with my reg spot up the street, might try today.

Feel free to pm me with your regular spot please.

**Orelius** · 02-02-24 11:48

Originally Posted by LazyBones [View Original Post]

Been there. Quick wam bam place. Passable looks. Odd location on the first floor of an apartment complex. Enter off the street side entrance to a small apt courtyard to that unit. Cameras tell them you are there. I wonder if they really have a license to do business or someone will report them.

I am wondering if its the same Asian Massage that is located a little bit north on Andrews past 27 way in the shopping ctr. Or did they just move to the apartment complex. Rubmaps has one review on a Melissa at the shopping ctr location.

**JustaAFunGuy** · 02-02-24 08:37

Originally Posted by LazyBones [View Original Post]

Been there. Quick wam bam place. Passable looks. Odd location on the first floor of an apartment complex. Enter off the street side entrance to a small apt courtyard to that unit. Cameras tell them you are there. I wonder if they really have a license to do business or someone will report them.

Seems sketch no? Thinking of passing by, how was your experience?

**JustaAFunGuy** · 02-02-24 08:33

Originally Posted by PlainJon [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on this place in Pembrook Pines?

I always pass by there, when I tell myself to stop in I stick with my reg spot up the street, might try today.

**PlainJon** · 02-01-24 15:08

Originally Posted by AMPAddiction [View Original Post]

Just go walk in and say HI, check out the talent and decide to stay or exit stage left.

Of course. Just trying to save a stop or 30.

**BadAss91** · 02-01-24 13:27

Originally Posted by Masseur2000 [View Original Post]

Here's the deal.

You communicate with her husband via text who sometimes works from home but you can communicate with her in person with the Russian to English app. She gives a good massage and YMMV beyond that. I've had very good luck as have others. Mornings are good with her and she has allowed me to use the shower when she was on the beach. Over all very reasonable IMO.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

100% agree with this post. With her its 100% YMMV. She or the husband does like mention of sexual acts via text. First time I was texting her I made that mistake and I had to use. A second burner to text her. Haven't seen her in a while tho, might have to schedule a visit soon.

**AMPAddiction** · 02-01-24 05:51

Originally Posted by PlainJon [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on this place in Pembrook Pines?

Just go walk in and say HI, check out the talent and decide to stay or exit stage left.

**Masseur2000** · 01-31-24 22:43

Originally Posted by MBaby69 [View Original Post]

She's actually Ukrainian so don't ask if she's Russian. She will get pissed. Doesn't speak english except with translation app.

Here's the deal.

You communicate with her husband via text who sometimes works from home but you can communicate with her in person with the Russian to English app. She gives a good massage and YMMV beyond that. I've had very good luck as have others. Mornings are good with her and she has allowed me to use the shower when she was on the beach. Over all very reasonable IMO.

https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts...712278302.html

**PlainJon** · 01-31-24 19:47

Does anyone have any info on this place in Pembrook Pines?

**MBaby69** · 01-31-24 12:31

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

Never set up appointment. Russian, proficient English at best. Kind of a pushy, high-energy texter although fair enough considering she probably has to weed through a dozen different messages before someone actually shows up. You'll nut though for sure. Reasonable price, but again never saw her, so idk if upgrades beyond HJ are available or reasonably priced.

For the French gal in her 50's from a few posts back. 100% you'll leave happy if you give some gentle hints on the flip. No way a French chick who loves her Quebecois customers doesn't understand how to make some extra tip money. Just my perception. Haven't seen her either to review / rec.

She's actually Ukrainian so don't ask if she's Russian. She will get pissed. Doesn't speak english except with translation app.