Massage Parlor Reports

**CodyMax33** · 02-01-24 13:46

Was it for the hour? And do you know which days she works?

Originally Posted by Comparr [View Original Post]

Saw a 2 new girls but one stood out. Linda. SVery pretty. 22 YO. 5'4"ish. Skinny. Nice Tits (C's) and round Ass. Fully Shaved. Spoke a little English. Has a little laugh tick where she nervous laughs a lot. Paid the house. She helped me undress. Massage was descent with some naked body rub all over me added in. Had me flip and started a good BBBJ. Didn't take me too deep but had good mouth / hand ratio going. Got her onto the bed for some DATY. OMG, this girl went nuts. Super wet. Came twice. Played with her tits while licking and sucking her. She definitely digs it. Condom on to fuck. Standing Mish, Mish, and finished with K9 on the bed. Slapped that ass and grabbed those tits, while I rode her hard from behind. Fished together. Super wet to say the least. House was. 6. Tip was 1. 5.

**Skizzard** · 02-01-24 10:01

Originally Posted by JasperDaGoat [View Original Post]

I'm looking for some spots that only do HJ can anyone help a brother out?

Just walk into the first spot you see.

**JasperDaGoat** · 01-31-24 21:25

I'm looking for some spots that only do HJ can anyone help a brother out?

**VinnieJenkins** · 01-31-24 20:42

Originally Posted by TacoDude1415 [View Original Post]

Anyone ever tried her out? Does she provides any extras?

Trying to see if I should spent the $350 LOL.

https://www.fionabliss.com/

I seen Fiona about seven years ago. Those pictures are from when I seen her, definitely hot. Don't know how she looks now. No extras.

**TacoDude1415** · 01-31-24 14:57

Anyone ever tried her out? Does she provides any extras?

Trying to see if I should spent the $350 LOL.

https://www.fionabliss.com/

**PlayerN818** · 01-31-24 10:03

Originally Posted by TempletonRat [View Original Post]

Galileo is the one who dropped the orange, dude.

Galileo also sang with Queen.

**Comparr** · 01-31-24 09:11

Saw a 2 new girls but one stood out. Linda. SVery pretty. 22 YO. 5'4"ish. Skinny. Nice Tits (C's) and round Ass. Fully Shaved. Spoke a little English. Has a little laugh tick where she nervous laughs a lot. Paid the house. She helped me undress. Massage was descent with some naked body rub all over me added in. Had me flip and started a good BBBJ. Didn't take me too deep but had good mouth / hand ratio going. Got her onto the bed for some DATY. OMG, this girl went nuts. Super wet. Came twice. Played with her tits while licking and sucking her. She definitely digs it. Condom on to fuck. Standing Mish, Mish, and finished with K9 on the bed. Slapped that ass and grabbed those tits, while I rode her hard from behind. Fished together. Super wet to say the least. House was. 6. Tip was 1. 5.

**TempletonRat** · 01-31-24 00:59

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

I cannot believe I am debating gravity on this forum but here it goes Newton discovered the law of gravitation, namely that two bodies attract each other in a manner that is inversely proportional to the distance between them. Newton could not explain how gravity operates Newton did not even posit that gravity affected time and even now his laws are only sufficient to describe large masses. Einstein figured out how gravity works which is much more important because if you just followed Newton, you could not explain why light bends in a gravitational field. According to newton light has no mass so that it should not be affected by gravitation. As an example it is a law of mongering that if you are in a massage parlor getting your shitport tickled face down a monger will walk through the front door and stupidly ask can I use the restroom before my massage. That is a law that does not interest me. The question is why to which I cannot explain.

Galileo is the one who dropped the orange, dude.

**PriscillaM** · 01-30-24 09:32

Originally Posted by OakOak22 [View Original Post]

My god, these analogies. Newton discovered the laws of gravity FYI.

I cannot believe I am debating gravity on this forum but here it goes Newton discovered the law of gravitation, namely that two bodies attract each other in a manner that is inversely proportional to the distance between them. Newton could not explain how gravity operates Newton did not even posit that gravity affected time and even now his laws are only sufficient to describe large masses. Einstein figured out how gravity works which is much more important because if you just followed Newton, you could not explain why light bends in a gravitational field. According to newton light has no mass so that it should not be affected by gravitation. As an example it is a law of mongering that if you are in a massage parlor getting your shitport tickled face down a monger will walk through the front door and stupidly ask can I use the restroom before my massage. That is a law that does not interest me. The question is why to which I cannot explain.

**OakOak22** · 01-29-24 19:40

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

1563 has one good thing they offer a line up of the 304's. This is the handjob equivalent of einstein figuring out gravity watching a guy fall of a building. The strengths of 1563 end there. The girls are so loaded on k they make matthew perry look like a 12 step sponsor. The place smells worse than Ellen Degeneres breath at low tide. The girls have as much handjob skills as a one legged guy at an ass kicking contest. It is run by a crew of girls who grew up in places like la plenty and have the social skills of a spastic with a machine gun.

My god, these analogies. Newton discovered the laws of gravity FYI.

**PriscillaM** · 01-27-24 21:45

Originally Posted by Dbabes31 [View Original Post]

Got some time to kill this coming Tuesday looking for some advice, do I stick to my usual at Goldfinger or take the plunge at the nuru place. Any help would be greatly appreciated either in the thread or DM. Thanks everyone stay safe!

1563 has one good thing they offer a line up of the 304's. This is the handjob equivalent of einstein figuring out gravity watching a guy fall of a building. The strengths of 1563 end there. The girls are so loaded on k they make matthew perry look like a 12 step sponsor. The place smells worse than Ellen Degeneres breath at low tide. The girls have as much handjob skills as a one legged guy at an ass kicking contest. It is run by a crew of girls who grew up in places like la plenty and have the social skills of a spastic with a machine gun.

**Dbabes31** · 01-27-24 10:51

Got some time to kill this coming Tuesday looking for some advice, do I stick to my usual at Goldfinger or take the plunge at the nuru place. Any help would be greatly appreciated either in the thread or DM. Thanks everyone stay safe!

**Negatrone** · 01-26-24 21:48

Originally Posted by Comparr [View Original Post]

Kind of hard to spot but there is parking in the front and on the side street just after the parlor.

Went to Rich spa yesterday night especially to see ViVi they were busy she answered the door.

And immediately took me to the room we both got naked and the fun began.

Lots of kissing and hugs we did 69 for what seemed like a long time.

We laid on the table hugging each other and kissing. She leaves in a week.

Don't know who's coming in February guess.

We'll have to see.

Going do the deed with her again Wednesday. So easy. Pay and get naked. She comes in and gets naked and drops to her knees BBBJ. Stop her and DAY for a few orgasms. Her pussy squeezes my finger. Back to cim. A little more pussy eating. If hard enough FS. Otherwise BJCim two. Fun was had by both of us. She speaks almost no English but does anything I sign to her with GFE feeling.

Fee. 6 hr plus $6 oral and $10 for full service. I think she really gets turned on especially when she moans in DAY orgasms.

**Comparr** · 01-25-24 20:07

Originally Posted by Comparr [View Original Post]

I checked google, and this one was right up the road, and looked like it would work.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/swan-health-center-bellflower

Lilly is about 50,5'2, A cup maybe 100 pounds. She is very pretty. Looks a little like Lucy Liu. She wanted to Zookle first prior to massage. Her pussy is tight. She also likes 69. I think fucking is somewhat painful for her because she is tight. She was open to multiple pops. I came twice. She maybe came during daty. I most likely will return.

Oh, I said her age wrong, she is about 30.

**Comparr** · 01-25-24 09:42

I checked google, and this one was right up the road, and looked like it would work.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/swan-health-center-bellflower

Lilly is about 50,5'2, A cup maybe 100 pounds. She is very pretty. Looks a little like Lucy Liu. She wanted to Zookle first prior to massage. Her pussy is tight. She also likes 69. I think fucking is somewhat painful for her because she is tight. She was open to multiple pops. I came twice. She maybe came during daty. I most likely will return.