Massage Parlor Reports

[Darth Cosmos]

On another review's rec, I made the short drive to Harmony Spa on Cumberland to see Happy. Had called ahead to see if she was available, mama was super friendly on the phone. I also agree with the description that mama has that mousy librarian look and I would also want to try and get a session with her, ha. Grabbed my hand and put it over her shoulder and walked me back, gave me kiss on the cheek and smacked her ass on the way out. So intrigued.

In walked Happy in a little black dress, wow. She definitely has a naturally attractive face. Back for shower, very spacious and clean, jump in sauna then back to the room. Mama had told me good timing because Happy was leaving the next morning. Happy clarified she will be back in a month. Since she was leaving, skipped getting a massage and offered her one. She seemed pleasantly surprised and spent a few minutes on her back then moved down to the feet. On the flip was a lighter touch then moved to DATY, then she had me lay down and hopped on top for CBJ, to CG, then a little doggy, to mish, then finished with HJ. Standard 160 tip, wished her well on vacation.

Now to return and hit on mama, ha.

Thanks for your report.

I work close to this location, and happy to hear, but I haven't been there in over a year, due to a GMilf experience I had (granny looked 60!

Hoping to avoid meeting a granny again, can you take a guess at happys age?

I understand the Asian magic makes it difficult, just approximate.

Thanks.

Darth.

[DMichaels69]

And a lot of mongers report this yet they keep going back to tolerate this bad service. Sounds desperate.

Been traveling and popping around here and there, slow on the reviews.

Anne at Tokyo (when she was here).

1st attempt was another monger waiting that pulled her (even though texted about it), drew Yoyo while she was here and reviewed.

2nd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late afternoon. Yoyo's replacement took me back, I declined, she said via translate "I have good service", still declined and said would return because she said hour wait for Anne.

3rd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late night. Same situation, this time said I would wait and she put me in the 3rd room in the back by the showers, laid down and took a nap.

When Anne came in she gave me a kiss and apologized for the wait. Agree on the body descriptions previously shared. Table shower / nuru / rimming was great. To BBBJ and the CFS in CG, to standing dog, to mish and watching those tits bounce. Ended up going back to BBBJ and then HJ for the finish. Think I saw her a few days before she left. Would repeat if she's back, just annoying to text and then be a shot in the dark whether actually getting the girl.

[Tunacan Sam]

On another review's rec, I made the short drive to Harmony Spa on Cumberland to see Happy. Had called ahead to see if she was available, mama was super friendly on the phone. I also agree with the description that mama has that mousy librarian look and I would also want to try and get a session with her, ha. Grabbed my hand and put it over her shoulder and walked me back, gave me kiss on the cheek and smacked her ass on the way out. So intrigued.

In walked Happy in a little black dress, wow. She definitely has a naturally attractive face. Back for shower, very spacious and clean, jump in sauna then back to the room. Mama had told me good timing because Happy was leaving the next morning. Happy clarified she will be back in a month. Since she was leaving, skipped getting a massage and offered her one. She seemed pleasantly surprised and spent a few minutes on her back then moved down to the feet. On the flip was a lighter touch then moved to DATY, then she had me lay down and hopped on top for CBJ, to CG, then a little doggy, to mish, then finished with HJ. Standard 160 tip, wished her well on vacation.

Now to return and hit on mama, ha.

[Tunacan Sam]

Been traveling and popping around here and there, slow on the reviews.

Anne at Tokyo (when she was here).

1st attempt was another monger waiting that pulled her (even though texted about it), drew Yoyo while she was here and reviewed.

2nd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late afternoon. Yoyo's replacement took me back, I declined, she said via translate "I have good service", still declined and said would return because she said hour wait for Anne.

3rd attempt, texted and was there in 15 min during late night. Same situation, this time said I would wait and she put me in the 3rd room in the back by the showers, laid down and took a nap.

When Anne came in she gave me a kiss and apologized for the wait. Agree on the body descriptions previously shared. Table shower / nuru / rimming was great. To BBBJ and the CFS in CG, to standing dog, to mish and watching those tits bounce. Ended up going back to BBBJ and then HJ for the finish. Think I saw her a few days before she left. Would repeat if she's back, just annoying to text and then be a shot in the dark whether actually getting the girl.

[SexWithJesus69]

Amy. At least I think that was her name. She is 35, but has the body of a 25 year old. And a nice face. I put the tip on top of my clothes where she could see it and avoid the haggling and. The need to stop what we are doing tp give the tip to her. She actually gave a good massage until she started leaving with Mr happy. On the flip she massaged him a minute then started sucking by. I asked her to do 69. She jumped right up and assume the position. It is interesting that she does not like my fingers touching her pussy. No problem with my tongue. And no problem with my finger into brown eye. Then I asked her to lie down so I could massage her, because I like playing. It took just a minute for her to start the BBBJ again. Then when I began the massage again, she just laid back, spread her legs and grabbed my cock and put it in her pussy by. I was surprised at that. But I did not complain. We had 20 minutes left, so she massaged me some more and talked awhile.

On the way out she gave me a hug and asked me to come back to see her before she leaves.

What was the damage?

[DWaits]

I saw Happy Gardner's review of this spot and decided to check it out. Do an advanced search for Saani to find his review and others in the Norridge forum. I'll also add up front. Google the name listed in the subject line and Chicago to find the address.

Saw Julie / Julia. Did 50 for 30 minutes. She left, I stripped, she came back and gave me a positive Oh while I was stroking my cock. I'm average minus, so that was mostly a response that she understood what I wanted. As Happy Gardner reported, she does a lot of kind of things to make up for her lack of English. Two thumbs up, air kisses, the sounds she makes. All seem kind of young girlish, but she's more GILF perhaps than MILF. Hard to tell. Maybe MILF about to become GILF.

Anyway, I started to take her clothes off since I wasn't interested in a massage and wanted time for all the acronyms. Then she started a BBBJ which was good. Put her on the table, DATY and sucked her tits. Nipples seemed very sensitive. Kitty fully shaved which has not been my experience with the older Chinese ladies. Tasted and smelled like pussy which I like. Not overpowering, but enough smell to not feel like I was just licking skin. A bit of DFK mixed in. Again, kind of typical Chinese AMP: sometimes just stuck her tongue out, sometimes just smashed her tongune into mine. But it was good. Switched so I was on the table and had me lift my legs over her head so she could rim and then alternate to BBBJ. She went deep with the rimming, which really isn't my thing. On went the bag and finished in standing mish. She cleaned me up a bit, including using her mouth again. She seems to be very into rimming and BBBJ.

I will say again that her English is not developed. Normally I ask if I can put a FIA. In this case I rubbed around the ass but when I started to insert she bucked like crazy. As much as she seems interested in dude's asses, hers seems to be off limits.

Word seems to be 80 tip for BBBJ so I tipped 100. She didn't count but seemed good with everything.

I won't repeat because I have limited funds and don't need a second wife. But I had a good time. I can't speak to the massage quality because there was none and I was there for L3.

As always YMMV.

[Darth Cosmos]

Given the recent posts. If anyone has a recommendation please place it here. Any place with a nice clean warm TS that gives a nice relaxing treatment? I'm even OK with L1 and grannies if the rest of the operation is on point. Hot and steamy and nice smelling and luxurious long bathing.

It has been a while, do the K spas in Mt Prospect fit this description?

Yes.

Sunny Day in mt prospect is a very nice facility and very clean.

Great staff and service but.

Girls are usually attractive but in their 40's which is you like your girls younger (like me) can be an issue.

Also everything is covered.

Also price for 1 hr cfs, CBJ with ts and massage is 240 all in (80/160).

Nice clean place attractive girls good massage so I like it once in a while.

Darth.

[WalkingHard]

Is this at 4205 and Pulaski?

Google says this location is "permanently closed" did it get shutdown?

[AyoHell]

Given the recent posts. If anyone has a recommendation please place it here. Any place with a nice clean warm TS that gives a nice relaxing treatment? I'm even OK with L1 and grannies if the rest of the operation is on point. Hot and steamy and nice smelling and luxurious long bathing.

It has been a while, do the K spas in Mt Prospect fit this description?

[Moss734]

Any info about the spa next to Wendys on archer and in front to macdonal? The one in the corner does it has a website or something? Is the same as orange spa? On rates? And thank you for the help.

I think you are referring to Body Health Center, which was the previous iteration of Orange Spa. From what I hear here it is now legit? Understand them wanting to move after the stabbing incident though.

[Clasy]

Any info about the spa next to Wendys on archer and in front to macdonal? The one in the corner does it has a website or something? Is the same as orange spa? On rates? And thank you for the help.

[CornCobMaker]

Saw Emily the other day upon some recommendations. The place is clean and has a strong mix of relatively young girls. Emily is cute, but probably not as young as others have suggested (I'd peg her as early 30's). She's sweet but very much "down to business" and a little robotic. Only asked for L1 so I don't know what else is on the menu. Probably won't repeat.

Looks: 6. 5/10.

Price: $120.

Personality: 6/10.

[SpaGuy21]

Bad part was the TS smelled like mildew and she had a skin rash all over her arms. The rest of her skin was very dry too. She put some medicated cream on and told me not to worry it's just from using the shower too much. I felt like I needed a separate shower afterwards. Everything else was fine to get good service wise. And those giant tits made it worth it. Sort of.

Last time I went to tokyo spa I developed a strange skin rash on my shoulders and knees also.
Place is not clean,
Had to go to the doctor to make sure it wasn't anything serious.

You'd think that with all the money they make that they could afford to have maids come in once a week.

Number one reason I don't do table showers anymore. Anywhere. They're the perfect breeding ground for bacteria, fungus, viral infections and who knows what else. It's a matter of time before someone walks out of there with a staph infection, which would not be pretty. These spas are definitely not sanitizing the table washing area between visitors, let alone on a daily basis. Rinsing them down with hot water won't do the job either.

Here's a thought, the table shower area is only going to be as clean as the last 10 mongers that used it before you. Not a pretty picture. Throw some slime on top of it, mixed with some fecal matter after some guy gets his ass licked and fingered. *vomit*.

Don't let the little head get the better of you, haha. Save the nuru fantasy for the JAV stars and you'll likely save yourself a trip to the doctor.

[Fit312]

Soon to coming, ORANGE STICKER. Unfit for human occupancy!

You'd think that with all the money they make that they could afford to have maids come in once a week.

[DMichaels69]

Soon to coming, ORANGE STICKER. Unfit for human occupancy!

The good the bad and the weird.

Some weirdness where booker said $. 6 included TS and BBBJ then she insisted it was 2 $ and said the booker is a liar. Whatever. I asked her name and she said Lucy. Oops here I'm Eli.

Goodness gracious those are some mammoth mammaries. Some of the biggest I've ever seen. And a nice job too, I couldn't feel the implants at all. Totally flat stomach and those huge knockers busting out. And great great nipples.

Bad part was the TS smelled like mildew and she had a skin rash all over her arms. The rest of her skin was very dry too. She put some medicated cream on and told me not to worry it's just from using the shower too much. I felt like I needed a separate shower afterwards. Everything else was fine to get good service wise. And those giant tits made it worth it. Sort of.

Last time I went to tokyo spa I developed a strange skin rash on my shoulders and knees also.

Place is not clean, and the pics of the girl were not even close.

Had to go to the doctor to make sure it wasn't anything serious.

Honestly my usual providers don't have much going on right now and I was thinking about checking them out again but not if they are giving people skin rashes I'll pass.

Darth.