Massage Parlor Reports

[HotsFeru]

My first visit was nice.

Don't know what happened, the second visit was short and lots of up charges. Will not repeat with her. I will probably see Lisa the younger chick later this week. It's hard to compare because I have such high expectations from seeing Tina.

[SkeletonKey6]

Partly my bad for assuming MSOG would be offered the same as Viet Tina (gone for now) with a new Cambodian named Wendy (late 30's early 40's, not as hot as Tina, but still better than most of the auntie / granny garbage everywhere else in this area). Popped real quick with a 6 day load with her aggressively going straight to RCG and was literally told session was over 5 minutes after handing her the standard $$.

Lessons learned:

She gave major GPS from the beginning with an egotistical "How are you today? Good now Huh?" and "Only $$? Pay extra 60 and we can have more fun. You pay the 60 house fee okay? In the future I will be walking whenever hearing this upselling GPS crap from ANY AMP provider in this shitty market. With very rare exceptions, providers in this area have earned their old haggard bad service reputations and are honestly not worth $$ (let alone 260). In a sane world this shitty market and product would feel lucky to be getting 160 for CFS.

She claimed "Tina is my sister" and yet had only argumentative retorts when telling her "Tina was very happy with $$" , "Tina gave MSOG", "Tina gave a great massage and didn't short time", etc. Texted the 'receptionist' before and afterwards who was probably actually Wendy herself claiming the girl I just saw was named 'Lucy' and had just been fired after I threatened to leave bad reviews if they didn't correct the situation.

TLDR one of the worst GPS scamming AMP experiences ever and complete opposite of Tina's services; AVOID 'New Spa' unless you enjoy being treated like a piece of shit.

[Loren Daiz]

Decided to hit up New Spa after report on Everett page. Wendy answered, at least pretty sure. She didn't want to say name but when I answered for her she laughed and wanted to know how I knew.

Summary. Don't waste your money. She's good looking, great ass. Looks more from Phillipines than Cambodia. Attitude ruined it all. Right off the bat. Walked in and she was really flirty. Counted out standard 2 roses but she just wanted the. 6 and left then came back and asked for the rest again and I had it out on table. Not playing the q&a game. And took it and instantly wanted another rose! OK. You're hot and I'll play and then wanted more. Sorry we'll see. She left a third time to "wash" came back and she wanted daty. Sure then she put cover on and have a lame CBJ. I was bored so she hopped on for rcg. Nice view but pretty boring and she must of been run through cause I ain't small but felt nothing. So doggy, my favorite. Again nice view but boring. So she pulled the condom off to use hands and said cum on my face. After a few minutes of mechanical jerking I asked for BJ. She said she only had 1 condom and wouldn't do BBBJ. I was only like 20 minutes in at this point and she started getting pissed and flipping attitude. I'm done at that point. 3 roses in and 20 min in and flipping attitude. I let her know I was leaving she got super pissed yelling at me that that it was just cause I wanted bare. No. It's cause you're boring. YMMV. She's good looking but serious case of gps thinking she doesn't have to put in effort. Last visit to this place. Unless Tina comes back. LOL.

[Viscant]

This place was around 94th and State. Had a bit of a drive to go home, but when I called Eastern up they said they'd be ready for me. When I got there they weren't though. Was a bit annoyed but I guess a few minutes don't truly matter. The girl went by Yumi and she did say sorry and promised to take care of me. Eh can't stay annoyed at someone half your size LOL. I told her that I'll know how sorry she is during the massage. Massage was just aite. Not terrible but the stuff she was doing during HJ and BBJ was better. Good switching between hands and mouth. Worked it like she was really sorry. She cleaned me up completely too. I did go for the full hour and left 150 extra.

[FripOverGuy]

I'm a younger zoomer and totally new to the game compared to a lot of you. Euro was my first ever AMP experience. Met Holly at the door, skimpy outfit but she was pretty old -I was so horny and committed to following through that I didn't care. (I've since been better at walking away if it's all grandmas.) Ended up coming away with BBBJ, CFS and finishing on Holly's lips. Not sure how the money abbreviations work on here but I came with quite a lot and left with none of it, didn't attempt to negotiate as it was my first time. There's probably more girls there but I only saw Holly in the maze of hallways and rooms.

But oh my god. As someone who's only had intercourse with girls similar in age to me it was honestly kind of scarring to fuck such an older lady. The smell in doggy probably wasn't as bad as I remember it, but it was enough for me to completely go flat mid smashing. The table shower was fantastic though, would do again regardless of any sort of HE.

I thought, after this experience, that I would pretty much never do this again since I drove home in an ashamed daze. But I find myself back and trying to find younger (20's) girls.

I have seen holly and didn't have any issue with odor. Yes she is older. But she can for sure take a solid pounding. I keep thinking do I like older or younger when playing. Honestly, I think the older ladies are a ton more fun and know how to give the best service.

[Seattle Ampfan]

Could have been. Don't know why she wouldn't see me though since she looked like she was available and had me wait 10-15 to see candy. Maybe she already had an appointment set up. She had like a long sleeve cardigan on or some with a tube top that may her boobs show. She definitely looked 20's. I'll have to try again and ask for for her. Thanks for the info!

Hmm, that does sound like Alice, although it could be someone else as well. She might have had an appointment with a regular, and knew that you weren't him. Or was about to go on break or was the end of her shift. Or maybe there was an agreement that the other gal was "next" if someone didn't specifically ask for someone.

[Justice2001]

Hmm, the one on the thicker side was probably Cindy, who has one of the better personalities / attitude / English skills of the bunch. But yes, she could lose some weight.

I don't know about the others. Generally there is no mamasan there, just workers. And generally two of those. I think I've only see one "tube top" there ever, and that was Alice, who is probably my all-time favorite at that place. But I don't know that she's working there these days (as she's been going to college in Portland, although has been known to work weekends here).

Could have been. Don't know why she wouldn't see me though since she looked like she was available and had me wait 10-15 to see candy. Maybe she already had an appointment set up. She had like a long sleeve cardigan on or some with a tube top that may her boobs show. She definitely looked 20's. I'll have to try again and ask for for her. Thanks for the info!

[Seaperv]

This place looks like it opened up late last year. 125th is pretty shady around that area.

There's nothing about them on RM. Has anyone been here?

Most importantly, do your Kiwi's get massaged?

[Seattle Ampfan]

Afterwards in my disappointment, I was deciding to either try symmetry down the road or try smiling art in ballard. Went with the latter and entered in the back. A really cute girl in civi clothes came out a room and brought me in. Thought Yes! Finally a really hot young one. She had dark straight hair, wearing cargo pants with a tube top and black and white air forces. She took my money and stepped out. Then another came in with my change. Shoot. Her name was candy, still attractive in a short dress. Close up she's maybe late 30's. Was disappointed the whole time wish I got the other one. But massage was good and offered a BJ but declined. Just an HJ for me. On my way out I was hoping to see the first girl, who I assume is the mamasan? But no luck. I did see the other therapist who wore a black dress had long black hair (that kinda looked messy maybe by someone haha) but she was on the thicker side. If anyone knows the name of the mamasan or the girl that was wearing those airforces let me know!

Hmm, the one on the thicker side was probably Cindy, who has one of the better personalities / attitude / English skills of the bunch. But yes, she could lose some weight.

I don't know about the others. Generally there is no mamasan there, just workers. And generally two of those. I think I've only see one "tube top" there ever, and that was Alice, who is probably my all-time favorite at that place. But I don't know that she's working there these days (as she's been going to college in Portland, although has been known to work weekends here).

[Seattle Ampfan]

This place looks like it opened up late last year. 125th is pretty shady around that area.

There's nothing about them on RM. Has anyone been here?

Where on 125th? Is this the place that's a block east from Lake City Way? If so, that's been a massage place for years and years, although I don't know how many ownership changes it's had or been there lately. It was pretty "meh" 4 years ago.

[Seaperv]

I believe the original store on the second floor of that old building is still open. I also don't know if the new store is actually called "M's Massage" too or not. When I communicate with Lucy that's how we refer to it. The parking is much better than across the street. It's in the same building with a nail salon and Savage Brewing.

Does M's have a table shower?

[Provo RM]

This place looks like it opened up late last year. 125th is pretty shady around that area.

There's nothing about them on RM. Has anyone been here?

Yah, I dropped by last fall. Kinda cute girls, not young but not old. I got a so-so massage with an HJ finish and I got the impression that's all you're going to get. Do if that's your thing, it was clean snd relatively discreet, not being right on a main road or next to a library or something. Good luck!

[DamianDono]

When I read this review l was sceptical. I drive up there and saw Angela. Damn, this guy hit the nail on the head. The place is very small and plain but these girls are really working it. Everything in this review was accurate for me as well. I was very impressed!

It really isn't all that far, 128 street exit off of I-5.

This and all of my dirty, detailed reviews are absolutely true! To prove it I'll post something that makes me seem like less of a lucky sex god (LOL I'm so not).

I have my share of so-so experiences.

I heard about the hot K-girls at Diva so I headed down on a late Friday. I was met by a total smokshow, probably 30's slim, elegant, tight. I was pretty stoked. I later found out this was momo.

I handed over what I thought was was $$. 2 but I realized was actually $$. Seemed to make a difference. But she knew the drill and stripped and we got right at it. Ran her body over mine but didn't offer up her nicely enhanced tits to my mouth. Then she sucked on my balls before throwing on a cover and delivering a solid 10 minutes of shallow but spirited CBJ. She was very skilled, I'll give her that.

She mounted up for RCG and rode me like a horse. I kinda got the sense she was trying to end me fast but watching that little anime ass bounce was very nice. In fact too nice and I couldn't hold on. I blew big on the bag. Since I was dosed with Vitamin V I let her ride hoping I could just play through to another shot but she caught on and honestly I was tired.

She dismounted and gave me a nice massage on my arms. She really did take care of me here. I was hoping for a second attempt but she waved it off. I actually asked for tits in my mouth but she waved that off too ("too sensitive".

She told me if I tip a bit more things would go a bit better and I realized my mistake. But you can't win them all.

She mentioned that her friend, Kelly was "so beautiful" and I'm thinking of this absolute fox thinks she beautiful then she must be amazing. I wanted to meet her but she was currently riding one of you goons.

You can't win them all and even though I don't mind a safety girl experience I was just slightly let down, and accept some of this was on me. I would take another shot at that slim little hottie though. Too bad they left!

[VillageRat]

Good morning! So did M's Massage move over from that odd plaza across the street? I certainly wouldn't miss circling that lot for a parking spot.

I believe the original store on the second floor of that old building is still open. I also don't know if the new store is actually called "M's Massage" too or not. When I communicate with Lucy that's how we refer to it. The parking is much better than across the street. It's in the same building with a nail salon and Savage Brewing.

[VillageRat]

I did a search but didn't find anything on Lucy from M's massage. How about a review? Are we talking handy-J or more? Good massage?

FYI, I called M's last week to see if Linda was there and the woman told me that she'd gone back to China.

Lucy was reviewed last January on RM. She's an auntie in her late 40's early 50's. My experiences with her have been pretty fun and not mechanical. Everything that's ever happened between us is spontaneous and un-negotiated. It usually just happens in the flow of things. Plenty of oral, plenty of dato (from both of us), some spanking, some choking, and more.

As the saying goes, YMMV. I'd be naive to think the experiences were unique to me. But it was nice that it always just flowed with no stopping for tip negotiations. Subsequently, I always tippped appropriately.

She's a fun, experienced lady. And yes, my recollection from when there was a massage involved, is that it was good.