Massage Parlor Reports

[YumYum1]

SME: Subject Matter Expertise.

Ok. I'll bite. Whats SME.

[Electronman]

I've never been ripped-off, probably 100+ visits in Orlando over the past 5 years, I would always look at my clothes after shower and wonder about it (distraction). Got no old lady and don't care who sees me, sometimes park company truck with name on it at front door even at milk, so I lock my stuff up now, but if I was trying to be discreet with parking thieves would have an easier time to steal if I was hiding my ride. So go buy a little plastic shower bag with a zipper (problem solved).

I agree with the advice to NOT bring your cell phone to an AMP. Leave it in the car. I also agree with the shower bag suggestion.

I might also agree with the advice to only bring the cash that you intend to spend, but this has a problem. It requires that the AMP have standard pricing and that the customer knows what that standard pricing is. This does not apply to all AMPs (standard, well advertised pricing) and it might not help a first time visitor who was unfamiliar with the pricing. Also, what if you want in impulse upgrade, possibly to two providers or an upgrade to BB or a trip to Greece? You may still need to have some extra cash. Where should you leave that cash and your car keys / fob during a trip to the shower room?

As background, I've never had anything stolen in an AMP but I prefer to keep my keys and extra cash with me. I've been to a few AMPs that supply a shower bag for valuables so that you can take the valuables with you to the shower room and back.

Also, I've never heard of a theft at an AMP, but then again, who would write publicly about that experience, or who would file a complaint with law enforcement? However, I have heard of thefts of money and wallets at strip clubs, especially at clubs that are known for extras.

This falls under the "better to be prepared than sorry" category. Thanks for the helpful discussion and suggestions.

[BKoobs]

Yesterday was one of those days when lot of good things happened at once. First Ruby took me to TS and after a minute Nana was peeping behind the screen. Ruby asked me if she can join, of course yes. By the conversation I recognized that Ruby was training her on SME. When I asked Ruby who is going on long vacation next week acknowledged the same and asked me to enjoy the time. Well, it didn't stop there Mona shows up and says this is my lucky day and she is also joining the training session. Ruby is giving wet bbj, Nana is in the middle watching and allowing full roaming and Mona in front with her pussy on my face. This is when I felt short of hands to roam around. Lot of hugging, kissing, giggling, girls play it was too much to handle. Finally I told Ruby that I want to go to room. We walk into the room while we both are wet from TS Ruby opens the oil and pours all over her body and mine and steaming nuru session started coupled with lot of dfk, 69, bbj, fia, fiv all alphabets covered. Finally session ended by painting all over her and we go back to TS to clean. I'm still recovering from extreme steaming events that will stay for next few weeks in my memory. Ruby is leaving in less than a week Go see her before she is gone.

Is Bella not there?

[SmallTittyLvr]

Put out a ton of feelers, but literally zero responses.

Ended up heading to an AMP and A2 was my choice. It's a cold day so the broken AC shouldn't hurt. I was correct, but it was actually pretty cold inside, so heads up.

Asked for Annie but she was busy with one of you, so I got Gina.

I saw her a few times back in the Milk days and she is just as much fun as she was back then.

Had a great time. Only downside is the MM has a bad emphysema cough and was hacking up her lungs in the hallways the whole time. Pretty distracting.

[Jingleheimer]

Same, I've never had any issues at an AMP. Common sense tells me to just bring only what I'm intending to spend and leave the rest in the car. This also prevents my little head from agreeing to spend more than my big head can justify.

I don't bring in any thing other then my keys to my vehicle and coin I am willing to spend.

[DarkManXFl]

Was missing milk and was in the area and had to see what the reports were all about. Glad I did. Is any girl here not banging? I pulled Ruby and Nana. I went for the 4 handed massage. Started with TS with body rub and headache relief. Went to room and 2nd girl joined. Both with nice man mades and slim bodies. Only thing I didn't like was the one girl was slobbering all over my ear and face. Kind of a turn off. But other wise man what a view of both of them looking up at me and pounding them both one by one. Great time. $$$ 40 for the hour for both.

[Aquin561]

Hey there, just a West Palm monger here visiting your area this coming weekend. Likely will only have the time for one visit. Have been eyeing Gardenia and Tokyo quite heavily, but was wondering if anyone had recommendations for a potential provider of Russian service? Been trying to scratch that one off the bucket list for a while now. Will gladly share info on my area if you guys are ever down this way. Stay safe and happy hunting!

[MarkGew]

Read a review about it being hot, and same thing with me last Friday, To Hot! If A2 reads this please get the a / c fixed now, don't wait for summer! Thank you.

[MarkGew]

Read with great interest your recommendation to carry your valuables (wallet, phone, keys) to the TS and then back to the room. It appeared your comment was specific about Gardenia and that got me wondering what the hobbyist consensus is on this subject: always take valuables to TS, always leave in room or it depends on the AMP (how trustworthy they are or how busy the AMP is at that time with people coming and going, etc). I'm sure other hobbyists are also interested in the rarely discussed AMP issue.

I've never been ripped-off, probably 100+ visits in Orlando over the past 5 years, I would always look at my clothes after shower and wonder about it (distraction). Got no old lady and don't care who sees me, sometimes park company truck with name on it at front door even at milk, so I lock my stuff up now, but if I was trying to be discreet with parking thieves would have an easier time to steal if I was hiding my ride. So go buy a little plastic shower bag with a zipper (problem solved).

[CopKoda]

Went to Garden today, requested Vicky. Very pretty, slender body with perky MM c cups. Not a spinner and not super thick either. She was very eager to please and had good attitude. Haven been in a while and saw Blue, we chatted for a bit. Super nice as always. Anyways, Vicky gave me a very good BBBJ. She kept going for at least 10-15 minutes then started doing the dirty talk as other had posted and that had me blow in her mouth. I think Bella is gone but she told me new girl coming soon.

[Bearing100]

I don't bring in any thing other then my keys to my vehicle and coin I am willing to spend.

Same here. Never bring in wallet or phone.

[CflFun352]

Traveling through lake county and there's not many options, just chose a place with the most recent RM review.

I started dreaming and parked in the back lot which is pretty discreet.

Met with CICY late 50's not really my cup of tea, older Chinese flat butt, small man mades. Today is her last day, and she mentioned a new girl starting tonight.

30 min masssge. 6 flip. 4.

Nothing to write home about, just felt like burning some time and Mario coins.

Woke up from my dream covered in light oil.

[HelmDeep86]

I'll be visiting Orlando the second week of February and I'm trying to see some of my ATFs while I'm in town. I know with the month approaching, as with all spas, the great rotation will be happening. Also with the new year on the horizon, I'm sure some will be on vacation. If anyone has any insights on where I'll be able to find Mona, Ruby, Angela, & Blue during that week, I'd be very grateful for insights. If you're ever in Naples, Manhattan, or even Medellin, I'd be happy to point you in the best directions.

[Bjceb]

I don't bring in any thing other then my keys to my vehicle and coin I am willing to spend.

Or you could just leave them in the car! Why even take them in with you?

[TRowePrice]

Hey everyone- Asian itch. Looking for a younger one with mad mades who is very into it at either CB or Gardenia. Post of DM me who is the best I should see and also how many flowers to bring. Thanks!