Massage Parlor Reports

[NestaM]

Called in asked for Cecilia but when I got there they said she wasn't available. Okay cool, annoying but Vivianna said she was available so I went with her. LOL even after reading the forum, even after knowing what to expect. Little head won and ended up going for a half hour. I consider everything that follows, my fault haha.

Face down, brief pat on my back (I won't dignify it as a massage or even a rub down, just kinda slathered oil on me like she was about to cook me for dinner). Halfway through the session, I look up and asked her if she would take off her top. With an attitude, "Nope, I don't do that". Huh? Alright, your choice but odd? Flipped me over and asked if I wanted a HJ. Sure how much? 120. LOL gtfo. I ask how much for everything? 300. Bahahaha fuck out of here. I told her, it's okay and not to worry. I'll continue the remainder of my massage and we'll be done. Immediately gets annoyed and asks me why I'm here, if I don't want anything. Well, I said- I wasn't here for you, first of all. I asked for Cecilia and was left with you. I'm not willing to waste 300 for a two stroke tug and a quick 10 min fuck (oh, this does not include head either, she said she doesn't do that). As I was getting dressed and ready to leave, she hovers over me asking for a tip. LOL for what? "for the massage. A tip for the massage, 40,60, something". LOL really? I was done with her, threw her a 20 and she stormed out as I finished getting dressed. Ended up with 80 half hour and then 20 donation to the Vivianna Foundation.

I know FHOH is a little pricier than other places but most times the service reflects it and I'm willing to indulge (at least in my case), but this was hands down the worst experience at FHOH I've had. Needless to say, and it has been said multiple times on the board- avoid Vivianna. She's cute and good looking, but the attitude and snarkiness just isn't worth it.

With that said- Cecilia / Alexandra / Saba are all great and not much to complain about. Ill be sure to visit them and not Vivianna from now on, lesson learned.

Has anyone actually had a good time with Vivianna? I've mainly found negative reviews, not sure why she's still there tbh.

Oh, there is a new girl named Karolina (I think that's her name) - late 20's / early 30's in looks, friendly, Colombian, great addition to their staff.

[FakeName3]

Was in Springfield and drove past TK Nails on my way to CycleGear. I had always read about Tina and decided to stop in.

Opened the door and was met by Tina who was the only one there. I asked about a massage so she lead me to the back room and suggested 30 min. Left the room for me to undress and said she was going to lock the front door.

I laid face down naked and she returned to go straight for my ass. I guess she sensed my mongerness because within 5 minutes she was stroking Jr and got him hard and then applied oil to my balls and ass and started to slip a finger in. Five more minutes of this and she suggested a flip where she continued and allowed OTC roaming. She lifted up her shirt to allow nursing on those perky B's and with finger still inserted in my ass made me blow like Mt Saint Helens. She didn't try and block it so I covered her hands and arms and she still wouldn't stop stroking until I was completely drained all while she was smiling ear to ear. She finished out the time with massage and then left me to get dressed before I met her at the register.

I asked her what the damage was and she said 60. I was thinking she wanted 60 tip but it was 60 for everything. I tried tipping her an extra 10 and she just handed it back along with a water and an ice cream.

I will definitely return but she may not be for everyone. She is a little 4'11" 90 pound spinner but could probably start collecting Social Security. Her PMHJ is definitely worth the 60 cover charge.

[SlyFrog]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...d/908049111871

Pictures and age threw me off right away.

Any dreamers?

Phone numer has been used in a lot of adds for different girls. Probably an ACS.

[Pbarber307]

Thinking too much with the salami. She has been reviewed here before. Looks fun and chunky, but at quite the price tag.

For the forum members' edification, here is an instance where use of the "Search Thread" on the top right of the screen can produce desired results. As shown in this previous post, typing in the name generates a detailed report by Farmer Giles. I've also attached pictures of Tiki, in event you missed it and jumped on the Salami / Puta Jaco bandwagon. Settle down now, second graders.

[PapiKulo]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...711373565.html

Just got a text from Cindy. She's here for 10 days. This time In Springfield.

Tall with curves, Cindy is warm, has amazing massage skills and if you're curious, can take you places that will blow your mind and other things.

Now, I know she may not be for everyone. For me she's genuine and always makes sure I leave with a smile.

She said business is slow. The plus side no wait times.

I just had an appointment with her. Can confirm due to the game that she didn't have anyone to see until I texted. Very nice friendly lady late 40's I'd say. Great conversation and very good massage.

Now the bad: I texted her on first burner and asked for pricing and she said $160 for naked cuddles and massage. I asked FS and she said 250. The following pic you'll see the messages.

Anyways text her with my other burner and said I'll see you for 120. She agreed and went to Springfield. She hosts out of hotel room.

Clear that she is a user to the best of my knowledge. Terry are all there but super super dirty. She got a belly and no ass. Was on her period so she just blew me with cover. Pics are super old. Like doctor doctor said she is super genuine but if your looking to fuck and good massage best to stick to AMP. She is Asian. She is visiting and told me that she will move here permanently soon. Anyways to each their own and it pays to be always nice to the lady's.

Oh and I forgot since she didn't have a next customer she massaged me then I massaged her and then she blew me then massage then HJ and I was on the way. All the time talking and very attentive to me. Great gal and I'd repeat if the price comes down which I'm sure it wil after repeated visits.

[JonFisher]

Saw Olivia. Looks in her mid 30's. Very pretty, attractive Korean lady with nice body. And her massage was excellent, none of that wipe up wipe down bullshit, every part from head to toe was properly massaged, then comes the hot towels etc. When the transition to soft touch began she reached between the thighs with one hand and around the outside with the other, with her fingers meeting and tickling the boys. In HJ, she kept slowly increasing the pressure and speed, until I erupted so strongly that I felt the come hitting my left shoulder. OTC allowed. Nice tits. I think she might up the game if I come back more.

Any link or contact? How do we reach her?

[PomLovesThais]

I think you all are reading too much into the ad. Her name is Tiki and she put a palm tree. She's heavy set, my guess is she is Hawaiian or some other Pacific Islander.

I'd say Guam.

[Eddie223]

Gentleman this is outrages! If JohnnySalami is correct and I have no reason to doubt him, then poor MikeWhiskey just got violated. There is a trans site on Bedpages! Why are they allowed to advertise, or better yet, why would one post on what may be called the "straight section" ?

Let me ask a stupid question. Keep in mind that I am an old Boomer; in my day you were either heterosexual or Gay, nothing in between. I am not that familiar with the present day nuance. My question: if you are a Lady Boy do you still posses male genitals? Obviously in MikeWhiskeys case he didn't notice or there was something missing.

Best to stick with the AMP providers until you know exactly what you are doing. 👀128559;.

Regards.

PJ.

I think you all are reading too much into the ad. Her name is Tiki and she put a palm tree. She's heavy set, my guess is she is Hawaiian or some other Pacific Islander.

[HinTenct]

She's not a t girl. You're reading into it too much. It's just a mistake in the ad.

Exactly! She's an Island Girl, probably from Hawaii.

[Old Chinese Guy]

Gentleman this is outrages! If JohnnySalami is correct and I have no reason to doubt him, then poor MikeWhiskey just got violated. There is a trans site on Bedpages! Why are they allowed to advertise, or better yet, why would one post on what may be called the "straight section" ?

Let me ask a stupid question. Keep in mind that I am an old Boomer; in my day you were either heterosexual or Gay, nothing in between. I am not that familiar with the present day nuance. My question: if you are a Lady Boy do you still posses male genitals? Obviously in MikeWhiskeys case he didn't notice or there was something missing.

Best to stick with the AMP providers until you know exactly what you are doing. 👀128559;.

Regards.

PJ.

Geeeezzz! Is iT possible ThaT The coconuT Trees in her ad ThaT look like T sTand for T as in Tiki? I Think everyone is Totally overreacTing.

[InquiringSnake]

Saw Olivia. Looks in her mid 30's. Very pretty, attractive Korean lady with nice body. And her massage was excellent, none of that wipe up wipe down bullshit, every part from head to toe was properly massaged, then comes the hot towels etc. When the transition to soft touch began she reached between the thighs with one hand and around the outside with the other, with her fingers meeting and tickling the boys. In HJ, she kept slowly increasing the pressure and speed, until I erupted so strongly that I felt the come hitting my left shoulder. OTC allowed. Nice tits. I think she might up the game if I come back more.

[DoctorDoctor]

Anywhere to see a pic of her?

Text her, she'll send.

[PomLovesThais]

Gentleman this is outrages! If JohnnySalami is correct and I have no reason to doubt him, then poor MikeWhiskey just got violated. There is a trans site on Bedpages! Why are they allowed to advertise, or better yet, why would one post on what may be called the "straight section" ?

Let me ask a stupid question. Keep in mind that I am an old Boomer; in my day you were either heterosexual or Gay, nothing in between. I am not that familiar with the present day nuance. My question: if you are a Lady Boy do you still posses male genitals? Obviously in MikeWhiskeys case he didn't notice or there was something missing.

Best to stick with the AMP providers until you know exactly what you are doing. 👀128559;.

Regards.

PJ.

So she is a post op? Or still has dick?

[DCKing]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...711373565.html

Just got a text from Cindy. She's here for 10 days. This time In Springfield.

Tall with curves, Cindy is warm, has amazing massage skills and if you're curious, can take you places that will blow your mind and other things.

Now, I know she may not be for everyone. For me she's genuine and always makes sure I leave with a smile.

She said business is slow. The plus side no wait times.

Anywhere to see a pic of her?

[PuntaJaco43]

Fellas run don't walk to see this girl. I don't know why I'm writing this because I want to keep her to myself. She is my type of lady. A couple of weeks ago I asked the board if there were any Asians with plump rumps and didn't get any good leads. Well here is my contribution to that discussion. This is the unicorn I've been looking for. Pictures are recent and accurate. Took a trip to Fairfax and her setup is similar to the other Thais in the area. She welcomed me with a warm greeting and hug. I quickly stripped down and got comfortable for the massage. Her massage is on par with the rest of her Thai counterparts. When I saw she was real and the pictures were accurate, I only had one thing on my mind. Gave her the 120 for massage. She took her time and gave a very good massage. I was very excited for the flip. I inquired about her special menu. Everything on the menu. Good thing I brought a little extra for extras. Keep in mind she is a voluptuous lady with a plump rump. So if you're into that shape, don't miss out on her. If any of you are fans of KK and Tara body types you'll love her too. Very good session, went through the whole alphabet with her. Treat her good fellas. I'd love to keep her around.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23153309.html

Look at the first sentence in her post under her picture. Is she trying to say she's a "T Girl"/ Trans? To each their own if so just not my cup of tea.

Please this provider Jasmine that shows neck line in pics uses same number. They definitely need to start getting more detail in the sex of these providers or boy girl invasion is on our doorsteps. Already to my Dic pics or she males with Dics posting on women provider sites. Crazy!

https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax/23146367.html

Gentleman this is outrages! If JohnnySalami is correct and I have no reason to doubt him, then poor MikeWhiskey just got violated. There is a trans site on Bedpages! Why are they allowed to advertise, or better yet, why would one post on what may be called the "straight section" ?

Let me ask a stupid question. Keep in mind that I am an old Boomer; in my day you were either heterosexual or Gay, nothing in between. I am not that familiar with the present day nuance. My question: if you are a Lady Boy do you still posses male genitals? Obviously in MikeWhiskeys case he didn't notice or there was something missing.

Best to stick with the AMP providers until you know exactly what you are doing. 👀128559;.

Regards.

PJ.