Massage Parlor Reports

[BossBee777]

The first night with Jenny was good enough to give this place a second shot and hope the other girl working there was just as good or better.

A big fat no to that ugh. She is Chinese, lookin over 50's, No English.

Jenny was busy, which was fine, and Jennifer met me. In the dim light she looked slobbish, bruises on her legs, and way too much makeup. When she was washing me down in the table shower I also noticed she was balding on top. It was a huge turn off but I wasn't about to go anywhere else so I figured maybe she gives a great massage and HJ.

Before we even started the massage part, as I'm getting undressed, she asks me if I wanted boom boom BBBJ TIP 240. I said "No thanks, just a HJ". She gave me this face like I was disrespecting her or something. She said come on. Boom boom. I declined again and she huffed and took $40 for the HJ.

I should have just walked after she made that face, but in for an ounce.

One of the worst Massages I've ever had, nothing but attitude the whole time, and she wasn't able to finish me off. It came to a point that I said "We're done. " and she huffed and walked out and grabbed a hot towel and came back and handed it to me then left.

Definitely do NOT recommend! Run for the Hills if you get her!

[Ashoka]

Tried to see this one. Called at 10:45, said next available 11:30. Ok. Killed some time got there 11:30. Other girl says try me, no I made appointment, ok wait 10 min for Amy. Fine whatever. Got on table, waited until what ended up being 11:55. I got pissed reclothed and stomped out. They're both all big smiles and oh so sorry baby busy. It's clear she took someone right before I came in at my allotted time and they were willing to lie to me so I could wait naked like an asshole in a not all that warm room for a half hour because I'm a horny simpleton desperate to be parted from my money. I made my feelings clear on my time being wasted and left. This is standard cAMP behavior unfortunately but I don't get the need to lie. Just say it will be 12 now, I'll be equally pissed but at least I could have left and saved my time. Not sure what level of service we are talking here but she's not even that pretty and definitely not in her 20's. And even if we are talking world class bare FS this one's being ridden on the half hour like a Disneyland tram. I'd wait until the furor dies down before even trying. But time wasters don't get a second chance with me.

Amy is definitely one of the younger MTs, although the makeup, clothes, and overall bubbly attitude makes her younger than she probably actually is. I would peg her more in the early / mid 30's. Stopped by 998 and May opened the door for me. Told her I had an appointment with Amy and waited in the room for a few minutes. Once she walked in, it was all affection with a hug and kiss on the cheek. She said she only had time for hhr so we quickly started the session. 15 minutes of a rushed massage, and then the fun began. She seem really into it and didn't rush me out once we are done.

As other reviews has stated, she is prettier than most other MTs and her service is top notch. I did feel that she was a little too fake though in complimenting me and over acting. Maybe just me but I didn't feel the connection with her, but appreciate everyone's recommendation. Still worth a visit however, I do not think I will be repeating even though I got a stamp on the loyalty card (haha).

[Brainless]

Amy is definitely one of the younger MTs, although the makeup, clothes, and overall bubbly attitude makes her younger than she probably actually is. I would peg her more in the early / mid 30's.

As other reviews has stated, she is prettier than most other MTs and her service is top notch.

Dreamed of Amy after the string of positive recommendations. I've had a number of visits to various providers after recommendations where I didn't agree with the poster's assessment of beauty (or realized that the poster is into far older women) but this was one of them where I can say it was the sort of experience I was seeking. Someone on the younger side willing to indulge the fantasy and I hope she sticks around.

Great attitude, no nervousness or hesitation, eager, takes instruction well, good eye contact, decent, firm massage. I would also peg her as mid 30's, but pretty good looking and taking care of herself.

I did feel that she was a little too fake though in complimenting me and over acting. Maybe just me but I didn't feel the connection with her, but appreciate everyone's recommendation. Still worth a visit however, I do not think I will be repeating even though I got a stamp on the loyalty card (haha).

I agree that was acting out a fantasy, but I've had worse providers that did shit that broke the fantasy (E. G. Really halfhearted 'moans' or bored looks). Not sure if she does it with everyone (I arrived well showered and dressed), but in her case, I appreciated the eagerness and the unsolicited embraces / kisses. After the flip I even had an interruption with a emergency work call coming through that completely took me out of it and I had to get off the table to deal with it. Loved that she came over and gave me a bit of GFE without me asking while I was dealing with that and it made getting back into it very easy.

A few more considerations to add on top of what others have shared -.

- Made an appt via text. Very easy. They have 3 therapists and you can choose. Call ahead 15 min before arrival to confirm as sometimes they run long with walk ins.

- They asked me, at arrival in room, last four digits of your tel for the appt. This made for an awkward pause for due to using burner numbers and I had to look it up.

- I left the tip before start to avoid negotiations, but still had a pause to clarify what I was looking for. Note that she doesn't speak English well and relies on a translator sometimes. I get the impression you're supposed to bring your own wrap if you're looking for FS.

- They keep loyalty cards at their counter identified by last four digits. If PII is a concern ask that they don't do that.

I will likely return after a string of not-quite-what-I-was-looking for experiences at other places that were recommended.

[BenDiesel30]

Amy is definitely one of the younger MTs, although the makeup, clothes, and overall bubbly attitude makes her younger than she probably actually is. I would peg her more in the early / mid 30's. Stopped by 998 and May opened the door for me. Told her I had an appointment with Amy and waited in the room for a few minutes. Once she walked in, it was all affection with a hug and kiss on the cheek. She said she only had time for hhr so we quickly started the session. 15 minutes of a rushed massage, and then the fun began. She seem really into it and didn't rush me out once we are done.

As other reviews has stated, she is prettier than most other MTs and her service is top notch. I did feel that she was a little too fake though in complimenting me and over acting. Maybe just me but I didn't feel the connection with her, but appreciate everyone's recommendation. Still worth a visit however, I do not think I will be repeating even though I got a stamp on the loyalty card (haha).

Although on the younger side of 30's I'm not sold on her compared to the Korean talent around the area. Typical Chinese AMP and the location although in the back of office park there's a busy wellness spa next to it so I was met with many eyes as I exited the building walking into the blinding light. So if that's a concern for you it is what it is. She is very nice and takes her time which I liked. CBJ was teethy but she didn't spit into a napkin like most do constantly. I might return but will likely try another provider if I do not my cup of tea really.

[PapiKulo]

I have been meaning to try Amy out for a while. I reached out to her one morning and was able to set up a time for later that day. Got over to her place which is a nice residence and got inside without having to wait. She was friendly and cute with a nice curvy body. We had a nice little chat before I drop the donation and got on the table. The massage was fine, not the best or worst that I've had but it was relaxing. She played with my balls a lot which was nice. Once I turned over she told me the total for everything no condom. No problem. Have her the donation and she says oh but don't shoot inside because she isn't taking birth control at the moment. I told her that instead I would just take a BJ. Then she tells me that's fine. I asked how much and she says same price and giggles. Nope. I told her I wasn't going to pay $$. 4 or $$$ (can't remember what the total was but it was the same as fournick8 mentioned in his review of her) for a BJ. Then she tried to get firm with me and stood her ground on the price. I politely said ok you can just return the tip and I'll leave. She laughed and said ok. She left the room and came back trying to be sweet and cute. She said ok honey come on please. Let's have fun. I said nope. I'm leaving. She says oh honey I didn't know you were a good customer that has money. A lot of guys don't have enough money. Kind of a stupid thing to say since she had already collected the agreed upon donation. She said she that now she knows I am a good guy so I can come back anytime and have real fun with her. I told her I'm not going back there again since I'm already blew my money on the hourly rate and I'm not even getting off. Then she said she can take care of me now. I said no thanks. She basically told me that she is really thinking about being more safe now and too many customers want to cum in her now so she's trying to slow it down a bit. Then she tried to be nice and kiss me and told me to come see her again to give her a chance. Not a chance in hell. Maybe your experience will be better than mine. But I'm not into girls who backpedal after they tried to screw you over. Good luck if you visit but I won't be back.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23152704.html

Well done mate! Way to stand your ground. Been wanting to see her for a while and I'm so thankful you posted this review. What a mood killer to backtrack and try to get you to still commit. Gents, take this lesson and let's try to keep them in line LOL.

[XMore2020]

Gents, need to put DFS on the "watch list. " Twice I've asked for Kiko ahead of time and twice (once successfully) they switched me to another girl when I've gotten there. When I did get Kiko the massage was good as always but she was very stingy with her infamous assets which I wasn't wild about. Not sure if it was just an off night. Hoping this is the case. Just be aware. Might need to find a new queen of tremendous (natural) assets.

[CoolWays]

It's not just the money but the principal. If I can't trust a provider on a shady under the table business deal then I would never go back.

Another monger on here said poor service is not theft, but IMO lying about services offered is theft.

We could only dream that the providers would actually say their actual age, hell I'd be happy within 10 years.

[FakeName3]

I have been meaning to try Amy out for a while. I reached out to her one morning and was able to set up a time for later that day. Got over to her place which is a nice residence and got inside without having to wait. She was friendly and cute with a nice curvy body. We had a nice little chat before I drop the donation and got on the table. The massage was fine, not the best or worst that I've had but it was relaxing. She played with my balls a lot which was nice. Once I turned over she told me the total for everything no condom. No problem. Have her the donation and she says oh but don't shoot inside because she isn't taking birth control at the moment. I told her that instead I would just take a BJ. Then she tells me that's fine. I asked how much and she says same price and giggles. Nope. I told her I wasn't going to pay $$. 4 or $$$ (can't remember what the total was but it was the same as fournick8 mentioned in his review of her) for a BJ. Then she tried to get firm with me and stood her ground on the price. I politely said ok you can just return the tip and I'll leave. She laughed and said ok. She left the room and came back trying to be sweet and cute. She said ok honey come on please. Let's have fun. I said nope. I'm leaving. She says oh honey I didn't know you were a good customer that has money. A lot of guys don't have enough money. Kind of a stupid thing to say since she had already collected the agreed upon donation. She said she that now she knows I am a good guy so I can come back anytime and have real fun with her. I told her I'm not going back there again since I'm already blew my money on the hourly rate and I'm not even getting off. Then she said she can take care of me now. I said no thanks.

It's not just the money but the principal. If I can't trust a provider on a shady under the table business deal then I would never go back.

Another monger on here said poor service is not theft, but IMO lying about services offered is theft.

[SKristov890]

Long time discursive lurker, but thought I'd drop a few recent reviews as I've gotten a bit more active lately.

First was a few visits to Sunny Spa in Fairfax across from the IHOP. I found the location to be clean and legit. It's off a busy street but no issues for me with that. I enjoyed the table shower which was an extra 10 but now included in the house fee if you do an hour. Not like a Korean table shower though. Just a quick wash with some shower products and straight to the point. No teasing. The last visit I had the pleasure of seeing Domi. Very pretty face and incredible body with some bolt ons. Would place her age around 40. I enjoyed the massage. It wasn't cmt level but it got the job done and the teasing before the flip got me ready to go. I'm usually an HJ or CBJ kind of guy so opted for that sans clothes. Domi had an incredible spinner body and knew her business. Even as an early middle age guy now I only lasted about three minutes. She cleaned me up gave me a hug and a bottle of water and it was off to IHOP for a late breakfast. Would go back. One note is that the C is saran. I honestly don't mind that as I get more feeling. But just a heads up. I never discussed FS but wouldn't be surprised it it was there if you brought your own based on my experiences.

Second on May Wellness, I don't have anything to add that PuntaJaco hasn't said much more eloquently than I. But I would just highly recommend this place and Sunny who I saw for a great L1 experience.

My last visit was going to be to Eastern Spa and Foot but # was out of service. If any of you gentlemen have a contact or good January experience, drop me a DM.

Best.

SK.

[JohnnySalami]

I have been meaning to try Amy out for a while. I reached out to her one morning and was able to set up a time for later that day. Got over to her place which is a nice residence and got inside without having to wait. She was friendly and cute with a nice curvy body. We had a nice little chat before I drop the donation and got on the table. The massage was fine, not the best or worst that I've had but it was relaxing. She played with my balls a lot which was nice. Once I turned over she told me the total for everything no condom. No problem. Have her the donation and she says oh but don't shoot inside because she isn't taking birth control at the moment. I told her that instead I would just take a BJ. Then she tells me that's fine. I asked how much and she says same price and giggles. Nope. I told her I wasn't going to pay $$. 4 or $$$ (can't remember what the total was but it was the same as fournick8 mentioned in his review of her) for a BJ. Then she tried to get firm with me and stood her ground on the price. I politely said ok you can just return the tip and I'll leave. She laughed and said ok. She left the room and came back trying to be sweet and cute. She said ok honey come on please. Let's have fun. I said nope. I'm leaving. She says oh honey I didn't know you were a good customer that has money. A lot of guys don't have enough money. Kind of a stupid thing to say since she had already collected the agreed upon donation. She said she that now she knows I am a good guy so I can come back anytime and have real fun with her. I told her I'm not going back there again since I'm already blew my money on the hourly rate and I'm not even getting off. Then she said she can take care of me now. I said no thanks. She basically told me that she is really thinking about being more safe now and too many customers want to cum in her now so she's trying to slow it down a bit. Then she tried to be nice and kiss me and told me to come see her again to give her a chance. Not a chance in hell. Maybe your experience will be better than mine. But I'm not into girls who backpedal after they tried to screw you over. Good luck if you visit but I won't be back.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23152704.html

[Cowboy95]

For anyone in your circumstance (limited opportunities due to limited disposable funds), the recommendations I've seen from "seniors" has been consistent -- use the time when you do not have opportunity to actively participate in the hobby by reading the board and harvesting information -- then, based on your (in-depth) reading / research, pick a well-reviewed place, be nice to the ladies, and post comments / review of your experiences.

The shorthand summation of this advice is to RTFF -- and, since you have an internet connection, your circumstances give you the time to read.

- LATEST VISIT REPORT: I had a fine appointment with Thai Ronda. She provides a great (independent) massage experience and never rushes me -- but, as is true for most things, YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

PA, thanks for the friendly reminder. I'll stop acting like a b*tch, looking for handouts, and put in the work.

[PilotAviator]

Long time hobbiest / lurker / monger (not sure what category I'd fall in to) here. I had been very active back in the late 2000's /2010's, going everywhere from Jessup to Dumfries and DC to Ashburn, now I've been relegated to a couple of times a year (if that) due to having less disposable income & limited opportunities. I contribute when I can, but it's not often. I mention this because I know you guys are suspicious of infrequent posters (I understand why).

Nowadays, when I do have an opportunity, I feel like I need to make the most of it, my ask is if any of you could share with me your best recommendations, I would be eternally grateful. I value a great experience versus just a sure thing. Friendliness, playfulness, GFE kind of stuff.

I appreciate all the experiences you guys share, it brings back some good memories, I try to share when I can.

Thanks in advance.

For anyone in your circumstance (limited opportunities due to limited disposable funds), the recommendations I've seen from "seniors" has been consistent -- use the time when you do not have opportunity to actively participate in the hobby by reading the board and harvesting information -- then, based on your (in-depth) reading / research, pick a well-reviewed place, be nice to the ladies, and post comments / review of your experiences.

The shorthand summation of this advice is to RTFF -- and, since you have an internet connection, your circumstances give you the time to read.

- LATEST VISIT REPORT: I had a fine appointment with Thai Ronda. She provides a great (independent) massage experience and never rushes me -- but, as is true for most things, YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Hurtu]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/north...d/908049111871

Pictures and age threw me off right away.

Any dreamers?

She has another ad where she claims she is Latin and I don't see reviews.

[Koolakulak]

Amy is definitely one of the younger MTs, although the makeup, clothes, and overall bubbly attitude makes her younger than she probably actually is. I would peg her more in the early / mid 30's. Stopped by 998 and May opened the door for me. Told her I had an appointment with Amy and waited in the room for a few minutes. Once she walked in, it was all affection with a hug and kiss on the cheek. She said she only had time for hhr so we quickly started the session. 15 minutes of a rushed massage, and then the fun began. She seem really into it and didn't rush me out once we are done.

As other reviews has stated, she is prettier than most other MTs and her service is top notch. I did feel that she was a little too fake though in complimenting me and over acting. Maybe just me but I didn't feel the connection with her, but appreciate everyone's recommendation. Still worth a visit however, I do not think I will be repeating even though I got a stamp on the loyalty card (haha).

[HinTenct]

Only negatives I have is no shower and the lotion / oil had a light scent to it. I'd recommend making a trip to the gym afterwards if you're concerned about keeping this on the QT, there's nothing like the smell of chlorine from the gyms pool or hot tub to mask odors. You could spritz your clothing with Febreze if you have a small sprayer or change shirts before leaving your car prior to your visit.

Keep the traffic low as there are not a lot of comings and goings here. It's not like J and why that is exposed, but has lots of traffic. This place is buried and too much traffic can ruin it.

There actually is a "shower." I saw an ad of theirs that stated a TS, so I messaged and they confirmed. When I went I requested it, and it was almost like a rigged up kiddie pool, but it served its purpose and got the job done. It just wasn't like being in a shower room with a tile floor, etc. I haven't been in a short while, so it's either a question of just asking for it, or they discontinued it.