Massage Parlor Reports

[Billy73]

Stopped by SXL Nails and was really surprised the door wasn't locked as I walked in I heard the chime beep and out came a mid 40's Sexier woman and as I was discussing with her pricing I noticed a fellow monger in the room by the door getting a good massage by a little spinner and personally pulled the door closed (poor guy) -.

I asked the woman who the girl was in the room and she said Emily and I said if ok I'll wait and she then tried to talk me into one of the other girls but my mind was 💯 made up I needed to see that cute little thing and was told to come back in 40 minutes- went back out to the car and waited for the guy to leave then went back in we settled ok $75 for the hour and got a legit massage for 45 of the 60 minutes and on the hot towel flip she asked what I wanted I said everything and we went back and forth from $150-$200 tip and finally settled on a $150 tip ($225 with the 1 hour massage total).

Service 9/10.

Appearance 8/10.

Spa 8/10.

Pricing 6/10.

Great Massage. Great Service. Clean Spa -.

Bring a Condom otherwise you get Saran Wrapped (seriously).

Did get a brief BBBJ and was able to finish on her cute stomach.

Think Bare everything is on the menu with her for the right $$.

[Herum2]

Need referral for fit reliable bodyrub girl thanks.

[TheSeeker717]

Great contribution to the Chicago forum! Maybe stick to your Green Bay posts or lurking in out of area threads. Cheese-heads, sheesh, hahaha!

Stinky cheese is usually the best cheese.

[SpaGuy21]

I don't know what's worse, your experience or that your post is one continuous run-on sentence.

Great contribution to the Chicago forum! Maybe stick to your Green Bay posts or lurking in out of area threads. Cheese-heads, sheesh, hahaha!

[Eddinger]

In some sliding doors universe there is a delivery guy telling the same story to his friends but with a different angle: I showed up to drop off paper towels and the boss lady told me to go in room three. I walk in and a Chinese woman is riding some guy. I want to look but I need to get out fast. ".

I really hope so.

[TheSeeker717]

Probably it's got to be your only having made 2 contributions to the forum before this boring burn that's worse.

And now it's 4.

[Tennan]

Sounds like a great session Bylethe! I had a nooner with Cindy today. Amazing!

I stopped by Lotus yesterday and saw Mimi. My understanding is this is a different Mimi from before. Is that correct?

Anyway, great service. Great body! And very friendly. No kissing but everything else was fantastic. MMS showed me a picture a new girl coming to town. The picture definitely has me interested.

[DWaits]

It really sucked. I was thinking the whole time, "WTF is going on?

It just never ended. Plenty of times I've had other women working come into the room to get something I've been in or to shower or whatever and chat and that's always fine and kind of hot and sometimes they fuck around too if you're a regular or whatever. But this was like supply dudes, or other old men involved in the operation and then the mamasan and the arguing and shit was just stupid.

In some sliding doors universe there is a delivery guy telling the same story to his friends but with a different angle: I showed up to drop off paper towels and the boss lady told me to go in room three. I walk in and a Chinese woman is riding some guy. I want to look but I need to get out fast. ".

[Mitsom]

On scale 1-10. How attractive are Eli and Angelas faces? Sure they have huge tits. But are they good looking? Mood is striking but I don't want just huge tits. And the orange line up is well. Not going there in a minute.

Went to 819 looking for Eli because of the posts on X. I'ts a little confusing because they are posting for a few places. No wonder Coco looked confused. Anyway, had a good time.

[Mitsom]

Got a double team at 819. Now I know some of you have been complaining about reviews that are too detailed and lengthy. But I like them. So if you don't just skip to the end.

It was a chilly and rainy Friday night. I had just fought my boss and traffic to make it back into the city in one piece. The melancholy hung in the air like so many rain drops on my drivers side window. I Knew I needed a release. Haha. Just kidding. I'll try to make it short and sweet.

Popped into 819 Friday night hoping to get one of the E cup girls they've been promoting on X. Greeted at the door by Coco. Definitely looks nothing like the pics. When she told me she was coco (Coco and Eli are the ones they say are E cup) I appraised the chest which didn't look E. Then felt her up (she was wearing kind of frumpy clothes) and they definitely didn't feel E. But I said what the heck and went for it thinking maybe they're pop outs. She's kinda plain looking and I would describe her as pudgy. Not shapely at all. Again nothing like the pics on X.

Get to the room and I ask for Eli. Coco doesn't understand. So Monica comes in and says no Eli. Alright well I'm there so WTF. I hand her $200 and start taking my clothes off. That's when she said with a smile 2 girl for $100 more. I confirm $300 and went with it. Monica comes back in. She was definitely the general sometimes telling Coco what to do in Chinese or whatever since she understands some English. Monicas description is well reviewed. I described Coco so only thing to add is I would say her boobs are floppy C's. Nowhere near E.

Despite Cocos average looks she was fun and kinda cute in a way. Monica is more sultry / milfy. Monica definitely has the bigger boobs. Started with Monica BBBJ kinda sloppy like she does while Coco got her butt spanked lightly while she licked my nips. Then I had them switch (alcohol douse in between). Coco couldn't really take it very deep so I palmed her head and just pumped her mouth with the head pretty fast. To her credit she kept it up for a few minutes while I sucked on Monicas boobs and she licked and sucked my chest. Then I banged them both in Mish and cowgirl and Monica once doggie. Each time in between new condom which was fine. Wound up blowing in the bag with Monica riding me and Coco playing with the jewels. They didn't really interact that much with each other, but also were very comfortable playing together with me if that makes sense. All in all it was a hell of a lot of fun. Took me a little while to catch my breath after that one LOL.

[RubLuvr]

I don't know what's worse, your experience or that your post is one continuous run-on sentence.

It was a spectacular literary device to convey the rush, confusion and chaos of the visit. Very well done I thought.

[Slam2505]

Run to see her. So I been going to orange the last few weeks to she these Hispanic girl can't afford a flight to South America yet. The last girl was good and told me this new girl Valeria was her friend. Another guy reviewed her and the photo is her. Her ass is huge wanted to put my face all in it. Titis are ok kind of a bad job on those. Her personality is amazing speaking Spanish helps. Her other friend is coming the next round. Four of them plan on coming to Chicago to visit in April she gave me her what's app to send her places and air Bnb. I'm going to stop by again tomorrow. Going to try to set up something with all four of them when they come just to see the city be the tour guide.

Dm if you want to know more for 140 get BJ you can rub her pussy and get a finger in the ass I was in it and after a good few minutes moved my hand away.

[Eddinger]

I don't know what's worse, your experience or that your post is one continuous run-on sentence.

Probably it's got to be your only having made 2 contributions to the forum before this boring burn that's worse.

[OF Charlie]

On scale 1-10. How attractive are Eli and Angelas faces? Sure they have huge tits. But are they good looking? Mood is striking but I don't want just huge tits. And the orange line up is well. Not going there in a minute.

Looks are very subjective. Someone's 10 might be your 7 or vice versa.

Fwiw, I would say Eli is about 8.5 and Angela is 8. Eli is more of a seductress while Angela is more of gnd type. Just my personal opinion, so no need to bash me if you don't find my ratings accurate. As always, you are free to walk out if you don't find either of them attractive.

[Bambinos1987]

On scale 1-10. How attractive are Eli and Angelas faces? Sure they have huge tits. But are they good looking? Mood is striking but I don't want just huge tits. And the orange line up is well. Not going there in a minute.