Rants and Stupid shit in Hartford

[PlanetEarth]

Bummer, I missed out on this, was only passing by for a blink of the eye. Be glad you had your day in the sun.

The SIMP should be ashamed and delete his account, we are brothers here to support each other.

UTRs become self aware at some point, clearly a hot spinner that does BB could raise rates a bit. Many times a huge rate hike is due to a "handler" getting involved. Lets hope she does not start an OF account next. The tryst girls start high, so they can go "on sale", as raising rates is clearly a negative.

Be safe out there. And if you can't be safe, I want to hear all about it!

[ChadZ1212]

Gents I got to thinking. You guys need more activities, variety.

So, with that said, how about the First annual USASG / Cool Chad all star fuck weekend. Makes sense to me. Think of the festivities:

1, 3 input contest.

2, Slam fuck contest.

3, Farthest Cum Shot.

4, Record shattering number of fucks within 4 quarters.

5, MVF'er award.

Singing the USASG anthem: my number one obsessed fan with her new born by her side. Cool Chad members are waiting to see the color of the kids eyes. Wink wink. And a whole lot more.

Stay tuned.

Chad.

[Thoren2002]

Admin has him on notice, he will slip up one of these days.

I ignore his useless drivel.

Even with him on block, the forum is absolutely useless. Most of the posts seem to be him or his fake accounts that he talks to himself with. I guess even he is tiring of it since he is now trying to ruin the Danbury forum in the same manner. What a waste. This place used to be helpful. Starting to get the same issues in the MA forums. What kind of a loser do you have to be to get joy from bragging about fake stories in an anonymous forum?

[ChadZ1212]

Funny, Puerto Rican and her family yesterday.

So I dropped the Puerto Rican off yesterday, thinking it would be a quick drop off, unfortunately it wasn't. She wanted me to fuck her before leaving, begrudgingly enough I did. Kind of one more for the road, last call, got a few days off, so on.

Anyways, I got done fucking her, taking shower she was still in bed. The door bell rings and it's the EX, dropping the kid off. I get along with him, he's ok. I open the door, I'm in a towel and he says: when you're dressed can I send "the kid" in?

My point, every time I see the guy I feel like a King. Poor bastard, she's tall, he's not, I'm in shape he's not. He hates the thought of me fucking her.

Chad.

[ChadZ1212]

I know you guys will chuckle with me.

I feel like it's February 7th 1964 and the Beatles just landed in NY. You guys are my screaming fans that can't get enough of me. I can't stop laughing.

Kind of like having a record hitting the charts. Fans scream.

I hit the USASG site, mention pimps, handlers, over paying, Napoleon complex. Members start screaming.

This is Chad Still the number 1, most recognized member.

[Craven Morehed]

Admin has him on notice, he will slip up one of these days.

I ignore his useless drivel.

[PlanetEarth]

Still not sure of the origin of all the nonsense; a ChatGPT type bot using an uncensored model, a 13 year old, or 40 year old in mamma's basement.

[OfficeHo]

No Thunderdrom thread in Danbury so posting here. More useless drivel from the forum clown under Danbury Massage:

"Lots of Puerto Ricans.

Take a minute and read post 5032, HSP forum. Madame has lots of Puerto Ricans. Clean, smart, NC, unlimited sex. No strip joints, no street walkers, no waiting, no need to be afraid and whatever else stops you guys from getting laid. Madame will get you what you want. It's simple. Anyways, good luck. ".

LOL.

Perhaps he should start a new thread for all his posts. Called letters to penthouse.

[Newbie58]

No Thunderdrom thread in Danbury so posting here. More useless drivel from the forum clown under Danbury Massage:

"Lots of Puerto Ricans.

Take a minute and read post 5032, HSP forum. Madame has lots of Puerto Ricans. Clean, smart, NC, unlimited sex. No strip joints, no street walkers, no waiting, no need to be afraid and whatever else stops you guys from getting laid. Madame will get you what you want. It's simple. Anyways, good luck. ".

[ChadZ1212]

Yea so Spear, checking in regarding my post to you on the Meriden forum post 539 on 1-18-24. What's the status on the BC? The professional that handles my security for my property was asking. Final decision is his, however Worth it. You'll have a good / fun time. She brings in very attractive ladies, not used up prostitutes, they are clean, young, high end ladies. I do it right, everyone gets treated with respect. Security is to protect the ladies not us. Food, drink, DJ at night all free. You need BC, passport, plane ticket.

You won't need your Speedo, you won't be looking for me in NYC.

Even in winter it nears 100 degrees. However, I always find ways to make it snow.

I had to chuckle, so will you. My associate joined us, before leaving, he was looking for cream, he said his Nostrils and cock was sore. I told him, that's what happens when it snows too much and over fuck. I can't stop laughing.

Aghhh, I'm excited for you Spear. If this goes well for you, we can invite Blue and Gray. Sounds like they could use younger, cleaner ladies.

For you Spear: Teddy.

Get up, Get down, Get funky, Get loose.

You're in Chad's fuck house.

[ChadZ1212]

After reading post, Realizing what they do to you guys. Have fun with the pimp and prostitute.

I'm all in favor of sending pictures to prostitutes and pimps. Have fun with them, send pictures of someone you don't like.

Material on this sight to last a lifetime, post 869. Tell them your name is Trout and your a doctor or W50, you want a HJ, talk to your pimp on the phone. And so on.

Cool Chad Proud Winner of the 2022 USASG Smart Ass Award.

Something I encountered when sending a photo to a provider. I selected the photo icon on the text app, took the photo and sent it. She said she did not get it, so I did it again, still a no go.

Text showed the photos and listed them as being sent.

So, I took the photo using the camera app on the phone, saved it and sent it as an attachment. This time it went through.

I showed her the photos just to prove I had tried to send them. BTW, I was in my car at this time.

I did an inquiry on line and saw that you really need an internet connection to do this, roaming does not work that well.

[PlanetEarth]

Besides a cardinal rule not to send any personal information, there are a lot of nuance to sending MMS attachments via cellular. Android vs Apple, Paid vs Prepaid plans, Cellular vs WiFi, the settings on phone to save data charges. If you are using a burner, which you should, I assume the plan and its settings are limited, unless free WiFi is available.

Something I encountered when sending a photo to a provider. I selected the photo icon on the text app, took the photo and sent it. She said she did not get it, so I did it again, still a no go.

Text showed the photos and listed them as being sent.

So, I took the photo using the camera app on the phone, saved it and sent it as an attachment. This time it went through.

I showed her the photos just to prove I had tried to send them. BTW, I was in my car at this time.

I did an inquiry on line and saw that you really need an internet connection to do this, roaming does not work that well.

[Prober]

Something I encountered when sending a photo to a provider. I selected the photo icon on the text app, took the photo and sent it. She said she did not get it, so I did it again, still a no go.

Text showed the photos and listed them as being sent.

So, I took the photo using the camera app on the phone, saved it and sent it as an attachment. This time it went through.

I showed her the photos just to prove I had tried to send them. BTW, I was in my car at this time.

I did an inquiry on line and saw that you really need an internet connection to do this, roaming does not work that well.

[ChadZ1212]

Live From the USASG auditorium, holding over 1 million members.

This is the third annual USASG / Cool Chad Tightest pussy awards 2023, along with the top 3 USASG dumbest post.

The place is jammed packed. The women are simply beautiful.

Special appearances by: The Chadetts, Chad's dancers, Chad's orchestra, Chad's Band, Chad's singers and more.

I'm your host Roc Hard along side my beautiful hostess SuckU Cock.

The place is rock'in tonight. Can't wait for Chad to announce the tightest pussy. The suspense is killing me.

SuckU are we ready to announce the 3 dumbest post recipients? SuckU: oh yass.

3, post 504 Trout, he claims he's a doctor. SuckU: they say Chad's a pathological lier?? Maybe he needs a doctor. Audience, laugh laugh laugh.

2, post 786 Rants Acye showing his anger issues. SuckU: he should try sex, he would feel better. Audience laughing.

1, post 4699 Woody was getting a HJ while the provider was talking on the phone.

SuckU: that wasn't a phone in her hand, that was a magnifying glass.

Audience: roar laughing, clap clap clap.

Now our feature presentation:

I like to introduce the number 1 most recognized member on the USASG site: Chad.

Thank you Roc, SuckU. SuckU absolutely stunning.

I'm pleased to announce the top 5 tightest pussy in Ct. All winners were selected by me, fucked bare by me and enjoyed MSOG and CIP by me.

Let's start off with Number 5 on our list:

5, recently left. She was the unknown Rim queen of Hartford and newly exposed to ménage a Trois Monday, no tits, tight pussy, screamer Ms. Taylor.

4, she won't let me fuck her in bed but makes up for it by PTM, her tits out weigh her body SUM queen Ms. Stephanie.

3, she closed up shop months ago. She's cute, she's tight, she's fun, no tits, enjoys a good looking man Ms. Luna.

2, another lost, cute, round ass, nice body, no tits, non-stop action, enjoys a well built man Ms. Tina.

1, Wowee can't say enough about our winner. She can sing, dance, legs go all the way to her ass, can fuck non stop, hottest piece of ass in Connecticut, loves the finer things in life, well deserved number 1 tightest pussy goes to Ms. YxYxxx. Clap clap clap clap. Standing ovation.

Roc: outstanding Chad. We are not done yet. You have parting gifts for the members, can you tell us about that? Of course Roc, all members get my newly released 3 record set with 8 track tape, Chad lube, Chad skins, and for the ladies, life size Chad cock. Precisely made, looks, feels, same size. It's like being with me.

SuckU: I had the real thing and it's the best.

Roc: that's incredible.

From all of us. See you next year.

This has been a Chad Z production. In association with Cool Chad. The Coolest.

This is Chad.

[BlueFox141]

Funny thing Blue, this time of year my pads are like revolving doors. This happened at my pad in NYC.

Now, I know you don't have these types of experiences. Too bad, you're missing out on lots of fun.

The Puerto Rican came over and dropped off a bottle of sweet liquor. She said, baby look what I got you!! Wowee sweetheart just what I want, sweet liquor, but you know from experience I'm sweet enough. Hahahaha, anyways, off to bed for a few rounds.

If I may suggest, try fucking Blue instead of obsessing about me. I promise you will enjoy it.

Chad.

Oh, Chad, if I was obsessing over you, this wouldn't be the first time I addressed a post of yours directly to you. First off, you talk about my experiences like you have firsthand knowledge about me. However, it's all imagined, just like all your posts. When I do refer to a post of yours, it's to tell the guys who are obsessed with you to ignore you. You are an attention * plain and simple. I do appreciate you mentioning me, though. It shows I got under your skin. Now I shall go back to ignoring you, because you simply aren't worth my time. Happy New Year!

Blue.