Massage Parlor Reports

**The Sarge** · 01-23-24 12:13

Originally Posted by Strandan [View Original Post]

Unknown which of these names Hua is going by these days (can search forum for Javier to see previous experiences).

Can say that generally have had solid experiences with the other ladies she has advertised even if time with Hua herself wasn't great. Personal favorite was a Mia who I believe is currently one of these ladies just under a different name (one of the ads mentioned Liya I believe). Unfortunately due to my size the favorite part was one sided so haven't been back. Great BBJ though.

Agree with your assessment, I plan to visit the under 25 ladies. I do not want to get Lucy / Hua ever again. I think she is the 37 yo now.

**Captain J** · 01-23-24 11:16

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. After some of the McLean reports, decided to spend some time checking things out, so paid a few visits to the area, namely Palace and Best.

Stopped in at Best without a call ahead based on the review that said they were weird about phone reservations. Greeted by a well endowed masseuse, who asked if I could come back about 45 min later. With some time to kill, I had called ahead to Palace and knew Celine wasn't working that day, but popped in just to check things out, got a "Honey" who was. Not young. Fit enough, probably mid to late 50's, Korean. Nice, but just unenthusiastic. Table shower was perfunctory, massage was average, and overall her style and movements were just too rapid and fast. I cut bait on this one, said I wasn't feeling it, and walked out.

Going back to Best now, and this Honey lived up to the establishment's name. She appears to be mid to late 30's to my eye, full C's, good communication. Looks Korean to me, she hesitantly said she was Korean / Japanese, but I'm not sure if that's just because she's trying to line up to the ads they're putting out there, because I also asked about the table shower as listed in the ad, and consistent with other reviewers she had to tell me it didn't exist. Massage was pretty good, all covered options available for standard pricing, and upon getting her clothes off, she's not super skinny, but isn't sporting a belly or anything either, and has a good body overall. Not the most enthusiastic during the CFS, but reasonably responsive and accommodating. Will repeat.

Followed up a different day when Celine was working at Palace, and she is as advertised. Late 30's or 40's, skinny, attractive. Casually friendly and flirty without it coming across as fake, and her compliments on your skills similarly come across as genuine and make for a good connection. No FS, but other services including p2 p available as in earlier reviews. Definitely a nice girl and a fun time.

**DCKing** · 01-23-24 08:32

Anyone know what ladies they got this week? Was thinking of going back. Last time I went a month ago, I saw angie, she was good, but older.

**DarkRai2** · 01-23-24 07:18

Located in your typical medical and other services office park near Burke Lake and Rolling Roads; same place as J and why, but way in the back. During normal hours place is sleepy, while nights and weekends it's a ghost town. Place is nearly center of the long office building so it's easy to see who's parked there and who should not be there. One business has vehicles parked there at night, so I'd expect cameras to be watching them.

ALSO, don't park in any of these spots as you'll draw attention to yourself. It's tempting because you have a good view down the building, don't! Other tenants will spot this as out of place. And don't wander around outside as the other tenants come and go without delay. On a drive by, I saw one parked between the van and cars, and another wandering around outside at the other end, this was after Patch24 m's review.

The place. No sign on the door or windows, but there is the typical door bell, with camera looking down at you. Place is nearly off the radar. Single entrance and not the standard two door entrance typical of other places. You ring the doorbell and one is greeted by a 5'-2 ish good looking Chinese lady, not a spinner, but still looks great and probably early 30's. Amy was wearing a mini skirt and nice top. No sign of anyone else that night. There's another girl there, Lulu, who is not as good looking as Amy.

You walk in to a large open reception area, with front desk, several rooms, and bathrooms. Sorry no shower present. You are asked to remove your shoes and wear sandals you see lined up near the door. You're taken to one of the rooms that has rope lighting, massage table, and shelfs for massage supplies. House hours, 9:00 am to 10:30 pm. House fee is. 5 hhr and. 7 for hr.

Massage is great, very firm and hitting the knots on your lats and rhomboids. Especially getting that spot behind the scapula. As the massage progressed, Amy's thigh found my hand, I wasn't search or roaming, and she didn't retreat. Never had that happen, usually it's touching the leg. She finished the back, glutes, and legs, with the occasional brush you know where. Soft touch was very minimal and the hot towel was great. Then the flip. Massage the front for a bit, then negotiations, which payment is kindly asked for up front. Like one person said, "maybe it's best to lay your tip down before the massage starts. " Standard NOVA pricing in effect. More massage legs, chest, and abs. Prior to any fun, she took a blue shower, and ended with another hot towel.

Amy's massage is great and better than most places, but not as good as KK and other Thai ladies. Her English is limited and will use her translation app to help understand what you are saying, which I think adds to the fun. She's a lot of fun. As Patch24 m noted, her attitude is great, treat her right.

Only negatives I have is no shower and the lotion / oil had a light scent to it. I'd recommend making a trip to the gym afterwards if you're concerned about keeping this on the QT, there's nothing like the smell of chlorine from the gyms pool or hot tub to mask odors. You could spritz your clothing with Febreze if you have a small sprayer or change shirts before leaving your car prior to your visit.

Keep the traffic low as there are not a lot of comings and goings here. It's not like J and why that is exposed, but has lots of traffic. This place is buried and too much traffic can ruin it.

**BlueDrifter** · 01-23-24 06:27

Originally Posted by Patch24m [View Original Post]

Hello gents,

Called J&Y and was told there's a new girl. Ajuma knows me very well and she said come by and see the new girl. And so I did. Ajuma opens the door and takes the house fee for the hour. After a few minutes, in comes Sunny and is a tiny specimen with a great bod. She's probably 5'2" 100 lbs dripping wet. She has nicely man made Cs and you can tell that her face has had some work done. Overall, nice package. Very easy on the eyes. She's probably in her 40's but her body is that of a 20 year old. Mediocre massage and tease but excellent extras. Nice CBJ, rode cowgirl, picked her up into a standing mish, standing doggie, and finished in the bag. Cleanup was nice and thorough but, alas, no post coitus massage which is a thumbs down for me. She was a better provider compared to June but I'm not sure if I'll be back to see her but perhaps YMMV. PM for deets!

Nice review definitely like to give a try here.

**XMore2020** · 01-22-24 23:59

Originally Posted by MccnNasty [View Original Post]

Anyone been anywhere recently where they had huge tits? I'm taking F cup+.

F+? That's like the white whale of AMP's a lot of us are looking for. Esp if they're natural.

**MccnNasty** · 01-22-24 20:29

Anyone been anywhere recently where they had huge tits? I'm taking F cup+.

**Patch24m** · 01-22-24 20:11

Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]

What was total damage?

$$. 4 for the hour, including tip.

**Patch24m** · 01-22-24 20:10

Originally Posted by ShadowKnight [View Original Post]

Did you do HHR or HR? Total damage?

How was setup, text, call, or walk in?

Total damage was $$. 2 for the hour. 7 to the house. I normally text a few minutes before I go and then call when I get to the door. It's a 1 door setup so you will have to awkwardly wait for the door to open after you ring the bell. As soon as you get in, shoes off, and take one of the provided slippers.

**ShadowKnight** · 01-22-24 13:16

Originally Posted by Patch24m [View Original Post]

Ask for Amy and thank me later. She could very well be the first three pics on their ad (or is a very good representation of her). Good massage, great tease, and amazing extras -- she was really into it and the afterglow was heavenly. After cleanup, more leg massage and she was able to wake junior up a 2nd time. I didn't have additional funding for a 2nd pop but she kept teasing junior -- she probably wouldv'e given me an HE if I had asked, aaaaaggggghhhh!! She's my new ATF. Seniors PM for deets!

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/bur.../23119245.html

Did you do HHR or HR? Total damage?

How was setup, text, call, or walk in?

**ShadowKnight** · 01-22-24 13:15

Originally Posted by Patch24m [View Original Post]

Hello gents,

Called J&Y and was told there's a new girl. Ajuma knows me very well and she said come by and see the new girl. And so I did. Ajuma opens the door and takes the house fee for the hour. After a few minutes, in comes Sunny and is a tiny specimen with a great bod. She's probably 5'2" 100 lbs dripping wet. She has nicely man made Cs and you can tell that her face has had some work done. Overall, nice package. Very easy on the eyes. She's probably in her 40's but her body is that of a 20 year old. Mediocre massage and tease but excellent extras. Nice CBJ, rode cowgirl, picked her up into a standing mish, standing doggie, and finished in the bag. Cleanup was nice and thorough but, alas, no post coitus massage which is a thumbs down for me. She was a better provider compared to June but I'm not sure if I'll be back to see her but perhaps YMMV. PM for deets!

What was total damage?

**Strandan** · 01-22-24 11:57

Originally Posted by YoyoSpa [View Original Post]

I was intrigued by this strange ad with 3 phone numbers, 3 addresses, and 6 photos of women facing away from the camera.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23144848.html

I texted the number ending in 5736 and asked for Nina: "23 years old, skinny body with smiling and charming dimples, nice hands, a little English". I was directed to one of the addresses (they are all in the Merrifield area) where I found a typical AMP setup. Nina was indeed as described and we had a great session with some spontaneous help from Nicole to make sure I got a strong massage. I recommend trying them out.

Note that there's no TS (so show up clean).

Unknown which of these names Hua is going by these days (can search forum for Javier to see previous experiences).

Can say that generally have had solid experiences with the other ladies she has advertised even if time with Hua herself wasn't great. Personal favorite was a Mia who I believe is currently one of these ladies just under a different name (one of the ads mentioned Liya I believe). Unfortunately due to my size the favorite part was one sided so haven't been back. Great BBJ though.

**RedRocks1968** · 01-22-24 10:15

I never got that done with her. She was one of my favorites, mainly because of her attitude and we just seemed to connect. Best I can discover she went back to CA for good.

Originally Posted by Illini333 [View Original Post]

Is she working at a different location? She was the girl that was very good shaving your private parts?

**Yoyo Spa** · 01-22-24 01:30

I was intrigued by this strange ad with 3 phone numbers, 3 addresses, and 6 photos of women facing away from the camera.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23144848.html

I texted the number ending in 5736 and asked for Nina: "23 years old, skinny body with smiling and charming dimples, nice hands, a little English". I was directed to one of the addresses (they are all in the Merrifield area) where I found a typical AMP setup. Nina was indeed as described and we had a great session with some spontaneous help from Nicole to make sure I got a strong massage. I recommend trying them out.

Note that there's no TS (so show up clean).

**RubLover21** · 01-21-24 18:32

Originally Posted by SexyD [View Original Post]

As I left one of the better AMP yesterday I realized that I reeked of cigarette smoke, was out of $200 dollares, just had a so-so massage and pleasuring from a 50's year old woman that was already on her next client. I took inventory and realized that I wasn't happy and wanted more. I looked back over my multi decade mongering career and realized that I have spent tens of thousands of dollars. But today at the AMP where the door bell rang 10 times in an hour, it drove home that this is just a business and we are just hamsters on the wheel. Not critiquing others life choices, but I need more. I don't want to be apart of this anymore. I will look for my outlet elsewhere, maybe an escort or something else. Best of luck to everyone and I appreciate the information and counsel that other's have provided.

Mongo just hamster on wheel of life.