Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

**GuysTT2** · 01-28-24 23:40

Originally Posted by SoCalBrownBear [View Original Post]

Saw a post about her on one of these threads a few days ago. Can confirm it's a catfish type. Pics look good but when you see her in person it leaves a lot to be desired. Sometimes you get a girl that doesn't look like her pics. But she makes up for it in the service side this one did not barely any BJ. Camel slide which is one of my favs was pretty bad. It was more like a slide on her right than her pussy. Service was pretty bad, even jr started to go limp. Finally just finished on her tits even that took some convincing. Just too many rules after the disappointment of the looks. Would not recommend this girl. Find another to pass the time. Her details go "GFE, daty, dato, cfs, lfk, dfk, Deep Throat BBBJ, Spitting Choking. Fiv, fia cot, coa, Covered camel, uncovered camel Russian, Italian roll play, bdsm, atm, ptm, Rimming, Greek is extra.

Any other request or extras I am open to just ask and we can work it out.

Bro, I posted clear as day. She's a BIG B1tch. Like Aaron Donand big.

**GuysTT2** · 01-28-24 23:37

Originally Posted by RobertRock3 [View Original Post]

Can someone please provide the link to cookiemonster's post to book her?

Uhhhh, can ya not log in and search here?

https://www.humaniplex.com/search/people/?new=1

**RobertRock3** · 01-28-24 19:14

Can someone please provide the link to cookiemonster's post to book her?

**SneakHype** · 01-25-24 00:54

Originally Posted by SoCalBrownBear [View Original Post]

Saw her a couple of weeks ago when she was in oc. Nice hotel by Mickey. Girl is amazing. GFE for sure. Just a sweet girl. Like I would never expect a girl like that to do this for a living. Pretty face, nice body, beautiful ass. Especially when going doggie on it. Awesome service BBBJ on point, nothing out of this world but got the job done. Girl was punctual clean just a good time. Donated 180 for the half. Def going to repeat with her.

I've seen her too and yeah she's great. She's added quite a few more tattoos than when I first saw her, but her service has remained the same. She has a hot alternative look but looks so innocent. Great kissing, BBBJ as long as you want, likes BLS. Fucks back in doggy and makes all the right noises. Saw she includes Greek now in HR sessions so will definitely take her up on that next time she's in town.

Honestly had a good time with all the baby crew Aurora is amazing too, even bengallilove when she was back with them was full GFE and nothing like other reports here (must've gotten jaded over time) Worst was Kitiee, seemed out of it the whole time and she smelled like pee, it was really bad.

**Ace McNasty** · 01-24-24 12:06

Originally Posted by Juma29 [View Original Post]

Didn't she posted this on her Tiktok last month, a few days before new years? Which means that bun was already in the oven when you say you visited her around Christmas LOL.

I've seen her post ads at least once post the preggo announcement, heard she's struggling for money, so is very likely she will still be active for a while.

Well it couldn't have been mine as I got neutered and got no bullets left in any chamber LOL. Her body is perfect and will be hard to see it get fatter and bigger in the next 8 months. Let's just hope she bounces back to her skinny firm fighting weight. Nothing destroys a girlish figure like cloning. I am so not into Mom bods LOL.

**Juma29** · 01-23-24 23:27

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy (Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin) for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?

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Didn't she posted this on her Tiktok last month, a few days before new years? Which means that bun was already in the oven when you say you visited her around Christmas LOL.

I've seen her post ads at least once post the preggo announcement, heard she's struggling for money, so is very likely she will still be active for a while.

**SoCalBrownBear** · 01-23-24 01:02

Saw a post about her on one of these threads a few days ago. Can confirm it's a catfish type. Pics look good but when you see her in person it leaves a lot to be desired. Sometimes you get a girl that doesn't look like her pics. But she makes up for it in the service side this one did not barely any BJ. Camel slide which is one of my favs was pretty bad. It was more like a slide on her right than her pussy. Service was pretty bad, even jr started to go limp. Finally just finished on her tits even that took some convincing. Just too many rules after the disappointment of the looks. Would not recommend this girl. Find another to pass the time. Her details go "GFE, daty, dato, cfs, lfk, dfk, Deep Throat BBBJ, Spitting Choking. Fiv, fia cot, coa, Covered camel, uncovered camel Russian, Italian roll play, bdsm, atm, ptm, Rimming, Greek is extra.

Any other request or extras I am open to just ask and we can work it out.

In call:

30- 200.

45- 255 - special 230.

60-350 - special 300 ".

**Awergin1** · 01-22-24 17:13

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

Does not look like she was very busy during this short trip to OC. Only 2 ratings for this fresh new handle. Maybe other guys seen her but did not rate who knows?

What's interesting is her posted age. She is actually closer to 30 now and has popped out a couple of clones. Also still using the same pics she uploaded when she first joined Hx in January 2017. I was one of her very first clients at the end of that month, then became her regular before she left Hx. Then came back under a new handle in 2021 and I saw her one time again in Irvine.

Very pretty blonde Barbie who used to be $200-$300 back in 2017 but now raised her rates. I had a lot of fun with her.

If she wasn't busy it was by choice. I tried booking with her and had a tentative time scheduled but I didn't confirm until 30 minutes later and the timeslot already became unavailable. I tried booking with her another time and she said she was booked solid.

**Ace McNasty** · 01-22-24 12:08

Originally Posted by BadInfluence [View Original Post]

Back for a couple days. Brittany was a lot of fun, sorry I'm going to miss her!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Brittany.Ford

Does not look like she was very busy during this short trip to OC. Only 2 ratings for this fresh new handle. Maybe other guys seen her but did not rate who knows?

What's interesting is her posted age. She is actually closer to 30 now and has popped out a couple of clones. Also still using the same pics she uploaded when she first joined Hx in January 2017. I was one of her very first clients at the end of that month, then became her regular before she left Hx. Then came back under a new handle in 2021 and I saw her one time again in Irvine.

Very pretty blonde Barbie who used to be $200-$300 back in 2017 but now raised her rates. I had a lot of fun with her.

**BJojo** · 01-20-24 05:36

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy ("nigga") for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?

Well she can say good bye to a nice body, and then her business will really tank, if she becomes fat!! And to add to it she's a verrrry unreliable provider, and a true.

Waste of time to set up a date with.

**Ace McNasty** · 01-19-24 12:20

I fucked CookieMonster at her OC incall right before Christmas last month. Good news for you mongers with a preggo fetish. She just posted on her SM yesterday that there is a hot bun in the oven, complete with a pic of the positive pregnancy dipstick. So her once flat abs and tiny waist will continue to expand in the next 9 months. Hopefully she will still post ads. I have already banged this tiny girl many times, and I want to add a preggo session notch to my bedpost. Sadly my dreams of a unicorn doubles with Cookie and Sunkissed will most likely never come to fruition.

True story. Not sure why she also posted a pic of the BD. Damn that is one fugly mofo. I hope her clone picks up her genetics because damn! Poor kid will come out looking like Quasimodo LOL. In all the years of me stalking the SM accounts of these Hx and PD girls, I have noticed that their IRL daddy ([Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin]) for some reason are just the ugliest dudes I have ever seen. What is it about these hideous guys that they get to fuck the hottest whitegirls for free as much as they want, but guys like us have to pay?

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**Bad Influence** · 01-19-24 09:14

Back for a couple days. Brittany was a lot of fun, sorry I'm going to miss her!

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Brittany.Ford

**MaxMonster** · 01-19-24 01:13

Originally Posted by SadDracula562 [View Original Post]

Met her last month. Def in her 40's but looked good. Great slim body and extremely bubbly personality that bordered on spastic. Decent service you could prob get at any AMP. I won't repeat again. Texted, got the full menu, and then headed over. Had to decipher a damn map of directions in order to get to the actual room. Once I arrived it was very uniquely decorated with lights and music, but I appreciated the vibe. Once I entered the room she was a great ball of energy and let me use the shower to freshen up. Then the strip tease and mouth teasing commenced but that was very very short lived as she wanted to get to the main event right away. Once we were underway she was very verbal but also had a lot of rules as to positioning and pace. Kept on stopping me and then fidgeted with her speaker, then we would start over and she would stop because it was too cold or he back was hurting. I hurried to finish and cleaned up and she was trying to chat with me and hang out because I still had plenty of time on the clock, but I just excused myself and booked it out of there. Not my cup of tea but she might be yours.

LOL man sounds like she's too old for this!!

**SadDracula562** · 01-18-24 17:17

Originally Posted by MaxMonster [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any feedback with her? Older lady pics look good but also filtered.

Met her last month. Def in her 40's but looked good. Great slim body and extremely bubbly personality that bordered on spastic. Decent service you could prob get at any AMP. I won't repeat again. Texted, got the full menu, and then headed over. Had to decipher a damn map of directions in order to get to the actual room. Once I arrived it was very uniquely decorated with lights and music, but I appreciated the vibe. Once I entered the room she was a great ball of energy and let me use the shower to freshen up. Then the strip tease and mouth teasing commenced but that was very very short lived as she wanted to get to the main event right away. Once we were underway she was very verbal but also had a lot of rules as to positioning and pace. Kept on stopping me and then fidgeted with her speaker, then we would start over and she would stop because it was too cold or he back was hurting. I hurried to finish and cleaned up and she was trying to chat with me and hang out because I still had plenty of time on the clock, but I just excused myself and booked it out of there. Not my cup of tea but she might be yours.