Ft. Lauderdale - Escort Reports

**Bladder20** · 01-19-24 22:12

Originally Posted by JustaAFunGuy [View Original Post]

Man, screw this, avoid avoid avoid. Not worth it fellas, so many things can go wrong and you'll end up beat up, dead or in jail.

You pay for what you get.

Facts! Nothing good ever comes out a situation like this. I don't care how good a provider's looks or service are. If she has this kind of baggage, then I'm ghost because the situation could end really bad for either the boyfriend or me.

**Bladder20** · 01-19-24 22:07

Originally Posted by FilthyKoala [View Original Post]

We had known each other prior to the date so it was an easy rate. Being 15 minutes away certainly helped too. She's broke supporting 2 habits, trust me the numbers this ***** throws out are certainly up for negotiation. But the problem was the crackhead BF likes to play pimp and try to end the date within 5 minutes, he was literally hiding in the bedroom closet. He would have tried the same game no matter the rate paid.

Crazy situation all around, but they are playing a dangerous game. Messing with the wrong one could be bad for both of them in this hobby. Why would you risk messing with her if you already knew about the lingering crack head boyfriend? You didn't have better options out there?

**ChilledCup224** · 01-19-24 17:13

I'm looking for an affordable provider around the area who is good at DFK mainly I've seen reviews say Bambi is decent what do you guys think? Any other reccs welcome.

**JustaAFunGuy** · 01-19-24 10:14

Originally Posted by FilthyKoala [View Original Post]

We had known each other prior to the date so it was an easy rate. Being 15 minutes away certainly helped too. She's broke supporting 2 habits, trust me the numbers this ***** throws out are certainly up for negotiation. But the problem was the crackhead BF likes to play pimp and try to end the date within 5 minutes, he was literally hiding in the bedroom closet. He would have tried the same game no matter the rate paid.

Man, screw this, avoid avoid avoid. Not worth it fellas, so many things can go wrong and you'll end up beat up, dead or in jail.

You pay for what you get.

**FilthyKoala** · 01-19-24 09:58

Originally Posted by Gpops7777 [View Original Post]

Sadly true, 9 out of 10 so called "experts" are just average, and some times below average. I can't tell you how many have said they haven no gag reflex only to take 4-5 inches and pull back. Its sad. I can count in one hand how many have been able to make it all disappear like a magic trick.

That's exactly what happened, no real deepthroat or technique that was impressive. I will say she knew had to make those slurping sounds but that's about it. I could take an OK BJ if that's all she could do, the skills are the least of it. This ***** is playing games because in 5 minutes the pissed off BF act starts, etc.

**FilthyKoala** · 01-19-24 09:47

Originally Posted by Bladder20 [View Original Post]

Her donation for head was only forty bucks?

We had known each other prior to the date so it was an easy rate. Being 15 minutes away certainly helped too. She's broke supporting 2 habits, trust me the numbers this ***** throws out are certainly up for negotiation. But the problem was the crackhead BF likes to play pimp and try to end the date within 5 minutes, he was literally hiding in the bedroom closet. He would have tried the same game no matter the rate paid.

**TodDoman** · 01-19-24 07:40

Originally Posted by Bladder20 [View Original Post]

Her donation for head was only forty bucks?

I guess $20 for her, $20 for the boyfriend in the closet.

**Gpops7777** · 01-18-24 21:32

Originally Posted by FilthyKoala [View Original Post]

Why'all ever notice 95% of these so called "head experts" "throat goats" "BJ specialists" are false advertising and the ones who don't even brag have the best skills. God that's annoying. But on to another situation, seen this one before work this morning and while she was prompt and looked accurate to her pictures I had a situation with her crackhead boyfriend hiding in the closet. Literally she begins a slightly above average BJ and a few minutes in her phone starts blowing up with this loser threatening to burst in and how "cum isn't guaranteed" Total bummer as the ***** wasn't that bad. Shame but thinking back on how bad things could have gotten it seems better to lose $40 bucks then catch a charge. Incall is near Marina Mile I95 and seems to be the game they play.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/163612440

Sadly true, 9 out of 10 so called "experts" are just average, and some times below average. I can't tell you how many have said they haven no gag reflex only to take 4-5 inches and pull back. Its sad. I can count in one hand how many have been able to make it all disappear like a magic trick.

**Bladder20** · 01-18-24 18:47

Originally Posted by FilthyKoala [View Original Post]

Why'all ever notice 95% of these so called "head experts" "throat goats" "BJ specialists" are false advertising and the ones who don't even brag have the best skills. God that's annoying. But on to another situation, seen this one before work this morning and while she was prompt and looked accurate to her pictures I had a situation with her crackhead boyfriend hiding in the closet. Literally she begins a slightly above average BJ and a few minutes in her phone starts blowing up with this loser threatening to burst in and how "cum isn't guaranteed" Total bummer as the ***** wasn't that bad. Shame but thinking back on how bad things could have gotten it seems better to lose $40 bucks then catch a charge. Incall is near Marina Mile I95 and seems to be the game they play.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/163612440

Her donation for head was only forty bucks?

**KingOfNuts** · 01-18-24 14:51

Originally Posted by Evanos [View Original Post]

Always better to trust your gut, especially when there were a bunch of "coincidences" right when you tried to meet her. For what it's worth, I've seen her a few times, she can be ditzy at times, often taking a while to get ready. I think the wrong hotel one happened to me as well, as she moved from one hotel on ocean drive to another one just up the street.

Yup. It was just like that. Except the other way around. She told me the hotel down the street, but then sent me the Ocean Dr one after.

**Evanos** · 01-18-24 09:06

Originally Posted by KingOfNuts [View Original Post]

I've heard about this Arab chick and seen people say she's legit. So I wanted to try her today. She responded fast and had me go to one hotel. She tells me she's getting ready. I tell I'm at the spot and she told me to not leave after 10 minutes of waiting for her. But after saying she's ready, she says she gave the wrong address then gives me another hotel close by. The first one she gave me was her previous hotel according to her. I get to the actual hotel she said she's at, but there was a police vehicle parked at the hotel and they could get a Birds Eye view. Of any potential Johns who would be trying to see her at the room she told me to go in. I left the scene ASAP.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_lis...bcc0e3a2376d89

Always better to trust your gut, especially when there were a bunch of "coincidences" right when you tried to meet her. For what it's worth, I've seen her a few times, she can be ditzy at times, often taking a while to get ready. I think the wrong hotel one happened to me as well, as she moved from one hotel on ocean drive to another one just up the street.

**SaucedUp1** · 01-18-24 00:47

Originally Posted by BarryBlack [View Original Post]

What's her Rates?

Don't do it I had a dream about her early in December. She's a time waster and major complainer. She's very tuned so she can't handle much. Rates were 160 hr. Definitely would not repeat.

**FilthyKoala** · 01-18-24 00:21

Why'all ever notice 95% of these so called "head experts" "throat goats" "BJ specialists" are false advertising and the ones who don't even brag have the best skills. God that's annoying. But on to another situation, seen this one before work this morning and while she was prompt and looked accurate to her pictures I had a situation with her crackhead boyfriend hiding in the closet. Literally she begins a slightly above average BJ and a few minutes in her phone starts blowing up with this loser threatening to burst in and how "cum isn't guaranteed" Total bummer as the ***** wasn't that bad. Shame but thinking back on how bad things could have gotten it seems better to lose $40 bucks then catch a charge. Incall is near Marina Mile I95 and seems to be the game they play.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/163612440

**Alinak** · 01-17-24 21:49

Originally Posted by Blind2030 [View Original Post]

A friend has been dreaming about some action, but never able to set up appointment.

Any referral about this one.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...dale/162669345

Can confirm she is freaky and will rim you and great at oral.

**BarryBlack** · 01-17-24 15:05

Originally Posted by KingOfNuts [View Original Post]

I've heard about this Arab chick and seen people say she's legit. So I wanted to try her today. She responded fast and had me go to one hotel. She tells me she's getting ready. I tell I'm at the spot and she told me to not leave after 10 minutes of waiting for her. But after saying she's ready, she says she gave the wrong address then gives me another hotel close by. The first one she gave me was her previous hotel according to her. I get to the actual hotel she said she's at, but there was a police vehicle parked at the hotel and they could get a Birds Eye view. Of any potential Johns who would be trying to see her at the room she told me to go in. I left the scene ASAP.

https://escortbabylon.net/review_lis...bcc0e3a2376d89

What's her Rates?