Massage Parlor Reports

[MandarinOrange]

Huge disappointment today.

I've been there many time last year and always had good times but today, there was tall, in around 30-40's with jean short and big Cs.

Asked for HH, flipped after 10 minutes of just pressing my back with hands, she asked me to pay first. I said "What? I've never done that here, I always give good tips so don't worry."

She goes "Everybody pay first and you have to" so I gave 60 she said Thank you.

And the game started. Try to reach UTC and she gave me attitude with angry face "You want to pay more?" I said "No."

And game goes on. Took me a while to finish since nothing allowed.

She got nice body but wondering if she was actually he. Maybe tranny.

I tried reach front outside but she got mad. I mean really mad like she is being offended. I think she got something there.

Anyway. Just got the job done for $100 total but never go back. Never. Never. Never.

Sounds like you had a Crocodile Dundee moment with a guy dressed like a "Sheila" !

[LustyB]

Checked out San San spa last week. When I got to the place, I had to loop behind the building to get to the second floor. Place was literally just a apartment. Mamasan (40-50's) greeted me and quickly took me to a room. After undressing she returned and got to work. Guess there were no other girls available at the time but I did hear someone else getting a massage as I was walking to my room, so you may have better luck than me. Massage was strong and thorough, which I enjoyed, but no teasing. Regardless, after 30 mins she flipped me over and lightly slapped my hard cock. Flat out told me "40 for HJ 80 for BJ". Opted for the HJ and she pulled out some oil. She worked the oil up and down my shaft with one hand and massaged my balls with the other. HJ was wet and fast but goddamn did it feel good. Mamasans really know what their doing.

Old mama sans can be the best.

[Mushroom2127]

Checked out San San spa last week. When I got to the place, I had to loop behind the building to get to the second floor. Place was literally just a apartment. Mamasan (40-50's) greeted me and quickly took me to a room. After undressing she returned and got to work. Guess there were no other girls available at the time but I did hear someone else getting a massage as I was walking to my room, so you may have better luck than me. Massage was strong and thorough, which I enjoyed, but no teasing. Regardless, after 30 mins she flipped me over and lightly slapped my hard cock. Flat out told me "40 for HJ 80 for BJ". Opted for the HJ and she pulled out some oil. She worked the oil up and down my shaft with one hand and massaged my balls with the other. HJ was wet and fast but goddamn did it feel good. Mamasans really know what their doing.

[Northshore8]

Hey gang,

Long time reader first time poster. I was wondering if anyone knew a parlor and MT with big boobs. I'm really interested in getting a Russian treatment (boob job).

Thank you all and stay safe.

NS6.

[Mr Bao]

Will adventure to a new spot I saw on bedpage. Will report back unless someone has seen the spot in Hudson?

Went by to scope out and not my taste. Could tell this closet tight space apt. Was a no go. Used app to translate and not bad looking for a 57 year old lady. I had to hold my breath as she stank. Excused myself and ninja out. Stopped by 11 Edinboro and girl was like you can go to 99 Harrison, 4 girls. I was like sure. So they're affiliated. Expensive nowadays as some mongers paid what the girls asked for and that drives up prices. We all need to boycott these spots due to prices but I doubt any mongers will partake.

[LaChevre]

Went to blue sky in Danvers / peabody due to all the good reviews. Note to self don't go 30 minutes before closing time. The mamasan opened the door and God bless her she looked like a bridge troll, no worries as I'm sure that some other attractive woman would be taking care of me. She never came.

40 house fee.

Laid down and I heard another woman enter the room. The woman slapped my ass and asked to see my face. Then she left.

Mamasan fell asleep while giving me a massage once, long long pause then she started rubbing again. She then let out two consecutive farts that smelled like hotdog water, I was like there's no way she just ripped one. Well she did. It smelled foul it was insane.

For some mysterious reason I stayed and she gave me a standard HJ, after all this I still asked for a BJ she told me no. She pulled her pants down and lifted her shirt up and I closed my eyes and pretended she was 30 years younger. She had an ass like Hank hill, (google it) .

She didn't speak much English but muttered something about me coming around 6:30, is that when the hot girl shows up?

Gave her $40. And I cried in the car.

Based on this experience alone I'd never go back but I believe in second chances.

Hahaha, too fucking funny!

[MBeamg]

Went to blue sky in Danvers / peabody due to all the good reviews. Note to self don't go 30 minutes before closing time. The mamasan opened the door and God bless her she looked like a bridge troll, no worries as I'm sure that some other attractive woman would be taking care of me. She never came.

40 house fee.

Laid down and I heard another woman enter the room. The woman slapped my ass and asked to see my face. Then she left.

Mamasan fell asleep while giving me a massage once, long long pause then she started rubbing again. She then let out two consecutive farts that smelled like hotdog water, I was like there's no way she just ripped one. Well she did. It smelled foul it was insane.

For some mysterious reason I stayed and she gave me a standard HJ, after all this I still asked for a BJ she told me no. She pulled her pants down and lifted her shirt up and I closed my eyes and pretended she was 30 years younger. She had an ass like Hank hill, (google it) .

She didn't speak much English but muttered something about me coming around 6:30, is that when the hot girl shows up?

Gave her $40. And I cried in the car.

Based on this experience alone I'd never go back but I believe in second chances.

[LaChevre]

I thought that granny would have a lot going in the tits department but she is FAT. The fattest AMP granny I ever saw, maybe pushing in all of hobbying. One of those fat chicks you think how fat she is she should have bigger tits but no. Lame massage and jackhammer finish. I'd much rather go to Lavender and get those pop up nipples and she knows how to stroke.

Go Ling I mean Sunny.

[ThizzleHats]

Visited 3 places recently with grannies.

Fu Shen has a new girl there. Probably late 40's, decent looking with really good butt and body. Pretty good price on the menu iykyk. Only worth hh imo. Great bang for your buck place. Total 1. 4. DM for details.

Usually used to the mamasan there with the huge natural titties, kind of tired of her though. Pretty hefty lady but Russian finish with her is pretty good if you're into that. Also bang for your buck.

I thought that granny would have a lot going in the tits department but she is FAT. The fattest AMP granny I ever saw, maybe pushing in all of hobbying. One of those fat chicks you think how fat she is she should have bigger tits but no. Lame massage and jackhammer finish. I'd much rather go to Lavender and get those pop up nipples and she knows how to stroke.

[AmpRider]

Huge disappointment today.

I've been there many time last year and always had good times but today, there was tall, in around 30-40's with jean short and big Cs.

Asked for HH, flipped after 10 minutes of just pressing my back with hands, she asked me to pay first. I said "What? I've never done that here, I always give good tips so don't worry."

She goes "Everybody pay first and you have to" so I gave 60 she said Thank you.

And the game started. Try to reach UTC and she gave me attitude with angry face "You want to pay more?" I said "No."

And game goes on. Took me a while to finish since nothing allowed.

She got nice body but wondering if she was actually he. Maybe tranny.

I tried reach front outside but she got mad. I mean really mad like she is being offended. I think she got something there.

Anyway. Just got the job done for $100 total but never go back. Never. Never. Never.

[Katokay]

Haha. There is no increase in gas, expense or anything that would affect their price. Their hand is their hand. Unless they want to add in costs for arthritis treatment or skin care.

Yes. Inflation effects everyone except these working girls.

[DownWind]

Any reports of happiness here? When it was Artful it was possible with a few of the ladies but no way with the rest. And you had to be a regular. Thanks.

[Lily1234]

Will adventure to a new spot I saw on bedpage. Will report back unless someone has seen the spot in Hudson?

I wrote about it in response to another review recently.

[Mr Bao]

Will adventure to a new spot I saw on bedpage. Will report back unless someone has seen the spot in Hudson?

[Zack Lawrence]

Haha. There is no increase in gas, expense or anything that would affect their price. Their hand is their hand. Unless they want to add in costs for arthritis treatment or skin care.

Just increase for food, personal care and housing. You guys make me laugh you are cheap but are the first to complain when service is bad. You get what you pay for in this life sorry facts.