Massage Parlor Reports

[MrJoeJoda]

Kinda like the sketchy looking store front with little neon light, steel bars on everything.

Today I got Mia. Not sure if I've had her elsewhere but I think she might've worked close by. Not sure will have to ask her next time. Pay the fee for one hour and overall a decent time.

1 hr60+tip150.

Mia was actually prettier than the normal sloths they have working out of this location. She had nice boobs and a pretty face.

She immediately put the condom on and sucked me til I got hard. Made me get on top for a quick pop in RCG and doggy. No Mish, no proximity to her face. She was pretty decent and was wet the entire time without needing to rub or lube her up.

All in all I think the sesh could've been more GFE. I really like getting close to these girls and have that chemistry. But with Mia it felt as she was just moving along and waiting for the hour to end so she could get rid of me. With that being said. It's a FS joint.

[NotHobbyPro]

On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan.

What's her name looked at me through her John Lennon but much thicker glasses and said something unintelligible. We stared at each other dumbfounded for a second before she hurried out of the room as unemotionally as everything else she had done for the previous 40 minutes. I overheard that the cops were there for an inspection. Already I was dressing and figured I at least had my underwear on if they came in the room. In seconds I was fully dressed and wondering what to do next as my life was surely coming to an end when they book me on, well I don't know what really. I was a fully dressed man next to a bed with ruffled sheets and no sperm anywhere, at least not mine. I just sat down and hoped that somehow the nightmare would end.

Maybe there is a god. The inspection was merely ensuring that some number of rooms claimed in the permit and number of workers on file were properly recorded. From what I could hear all was good and they said if another cop showed up show them this inspection certificate and they will go away for another year. Does Hollywood make movies about this kind of thing? I'm breathing now. Still dazed and confused I began to walk out and drop a couple of twenties to what's her name when she comes back through the curtain and motions for me to take my clothes off again and lie down. I'm totally disoriented now and looking for the time portal that must have been there and transported me to a parallel universe. It's not there but now I'm naked at taking off this girl's clothes. I move her around to where I want her and she dutifully bends over for me. I need release bad and almost did what I never do, BBFS that is. Nope, not for me. I slid Jr up and down that beautifully tight, young set of butt cheeks and moaned with each thrust. Or was I wimpering with delayed fear from ten minutes ago? For the first time Miss Nameless relaxed a bit, trying to be pleasing rather than just obedient even though the way she was obedient was a bit of a turn on too. She bent over with something approaching enthusiasm and held me tight as I was bent over her.

My imitation of Mt. St. Helens went off really well and satisfying. I was happy. She was happy. I tipped her and left. For the first time I saw her smile. Whew. What a night.

Tried this spot recently. . 5 for hr of massage from the granma with glasses. I gently roamed outside the clothes whenever my hands get a chance. She has not said a thing since the session started. On the flip she asked "pain?" pointing at my shoulder. I figured she's asking if I want her to focus on that part. I directed her hand to the dick. As she tug, I started roaming more freely under. I also pulled down her pants for more access, which she did not say no. Once fully hard, I did similar to Asphalt and moved her around. Positioned her to standing k-9. She was hesitant at first and shook her head but after smiling at her and gently saying "gentle", she obeyed and bent over. I finished and she cleaned me up and herself. We got a few minutes left so she continued massaging me face up asking "pain?" again and pointing on different parts this time. She spoke more this time but with just one words like "relax", "here? Etc. After the time, I tipped her for what usual Asian FS is with BB option. It was a weird experience LOL.

I think this place do not really offer FS but she just say yes to please and to maybe get more tip. All masseuse here looks older than 50. Since FS is not really offered, do not expect to get head and passionate FS service from here. I probably will not repeat.

[JoeZhou]

Any recommendation for Korean massage parlor? Back in the day I used to go Cozy spa, there was a Korean, age under 35, she is really pretty, with nature c, now she not there anymore.

[JoeZhou]

Any Korean massage parlor recommend? Back in the day, I used to go Cozy spa there is a Korean, age under 35, she is pretty, now she is not there anymore.

[Ehoustx]

Had some time to kill in the valley so I came here. JoJo greeted me at the door and wow is she pretty. Perfectly slim spinner ready to please. She walked me to the room and told me to undress. Laid my extra tip on the nightstand and she began with a pretty good massage. On the flip, she already knew it was FS. She got down on her knees and began her very delightful CBJ. She knows how to work it as she moaned and played with my balls. She laid down MS and let me go to town. Switched over to K9 then back to MS. I busted in the wrapper and she cleaned me up with a hot towel. 9/10 for sure. Cash I king?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/healthy-massage-winnetka

That's Jojo! A true sexual dynamo, who probably has a sex drive stronger than most guys she fucks. And, you can tell when those orgasms are real. (at least I think I can.).

[HandyManny7]

Kinda like the sketchy looking store front with little neon light, steel bars on everything.

Today I got Mia. Not sure if I've had her elsewhere but I think she might've worked close by. Not sure will have to ask her next time. Pay the fee for one hour and overall a decent time.

1 hr60+tip150.

Mia was actually prettier than the normal sloths they have working out of this location. She had nice boobs and a pretty face.

She immediately put the condom on and sucked me til I got hard. Made me get on top for a quick pop in RCG and doggy. No Mish, no proximity to her face. She was pretty decent and was wet the entire time without needing to rub or lube her up.

All in all I think the sesh could've been more GFE. I really like getting close to these girls and have that chemistry. But with Mia it felt as she was just moving along and waiting for the hour to end so she could get rid of me. With that being said. It's a FS joint.

[JohnnyAaced]

Got Yoyo today. She has a pretty face, petite body, nice C's, decent ass. Got to love these chicks. Massage was nice and on the flip. She gave a nice booby rub on the boys before going to CBJ so I could play with those titties and a bit of sucking on those nips. Went to DS and She was very in to it. We didn't do many positions but we kept it simple a bit of CG then Mish and a bit of doggy style, she was great and her body was fun to play with, I really enjoyed her demeanor.

I didn't see yoyo, but I was greeted by Lili.

Lili is such a pretty girl, young, with perky and natural C cup. Her attitude was really nice, upbeat, and friendly. She gives a great tease, and it's very playful if you ask her for a 'soft' massage. So soothing and erotic, she's also pretty cool with your hands roaming over her clothes through the massage leaning over enough to give you more access and, on the flip, she goes down to business and it's very easy to talk to. Agreed on the donation and she reached a condom, stripped down. Had a really nice body. I put on the Hat, made her kneel down, and suck my dick while I was standing up next to the table then, I laid her on the table, began in Missionary, she felt a bit too tight in this position so I changed to stand-up K9 and she could take all of it. Was very vocal too. I finished in the condom, rested a little as she cleaned me up with a towel, and we hugged goodbye after I gave her the donation. It was a very nice experience.

[MarcMelvin]

How much in Total?

Hh50+tip $. 3.

[Chanko]

Saw a bunch of recommendations on 8155 so decided to check it out. I wanted to experience the novelty of seeing a lineup and choosing a girl since it's not that common.

Parking was abundant and free, which is a good start. The shop in the corner of a small plaza with a fairly large parking lock. It's very easy to miss as it's just a door in the corner and it leads to the actual massage parlor once you walk inside.

Prices at the door.

40 min - $80.

1 hr - $100.

Greeted by the MMS, who was surprisingly Asian. I thought a Latina parlor would have a Latina MMS but that shows what I know. Chose 40 minutes and was told to go into the room. Tells me she's going to bring the girls and I get to choose. And then she bring in 3 girls. 2 larger ones and 1 skinny but less attractive one. I chose the less larger one of the large ones. Think her name was Favia or something.

The massage was completely and utterly garbage. Essentially palmed me softly a couple of times before fondling my balls through my taint area to get me hard. Then like 2 minutes of that, she told me to flip over. Blew it for like a minute then rode me for like half a minute. Then I got on top and finished. Was done with the entire thing in under 10 minutes. Tip was $. 2. I kept trying to negotiating to 1 hundred cause the service was so bad but she pretended to not understand. She never once said "Ay Papi", so what even was the point of getting a Latina girl.

Overall, a major disappointment. The quality of the girls were pretty bad. The massage was pretty bad. The deed was pretty bad and quick. The $80 dollar house fee kills this place for me as you're probably never going to get 40 minutes out of the girl.

[PriscillaM]

I'm a fan of PriscillaM's posts, so when I had some free time this week and was a few blocks away, I decided to check out 8155 to see the latina hotties. Showed up and for the most part, everything is as PM describes. I unfortunately shot my own dick when MMS asked me what I wanted, and I said young and skinny. She told me she had the perfect girl for me. But greedy me, I said I wanted to see the line up. She brings in the line up, and the three latinas are not skinny, and not terribly cute either. Ages between 21 and 28. All were gals that could stand to lose about 20 pounds each. But something about Venezuelans is that all of that weight is stacked around the tits and the ass. I chose Fabia and my god, this girl had a solid big ass. I mean, think Al Pachino (spelling error intended) in HEAT talking about a BIG ASS. If you wanted to bet if that ass was filled with recycled tire bits, caulking, and day olds from Dunkin, I probably would say yeah, it looks completely Mexi-Surgical. She had a serious fake hour glass figure.

You did good. While taking the venezuelan with the fake ass is a known unknown, you always take the line up. I am not sure what upset me the most about fuckers at MPs these days, but the list is long:

1. Asking, in an outdoor voice, like you just found out that NBA referees fix Laker games, can I use the restroom, I have not peed since thie morning and I will be lucky not to hit floor, wall and rim. I myself, before hitting the wharf, regularly humiliate myself by pissing in the back of the ralphs loading dock rather than ruin some monger having yoyo's finger up his ass.

2. Declining the table shower. The logic here is something out of the mayor's office in dolton illinois. Along the lines of. I just took a shower, I did not want to get my hair wet if they used too much water. Thankfully, it has been some time since a submoron announced that he turned down the table shower, but the next time it happens, I know I will be banned for the type of homicidal threats that such behavior will trigger.

3. Taking the water. The girls at the wharf have taken to shoving those 4 ounce waters up my ass to get me to take it. It is a little game they play, they give me the bill I tear up the bill.

4. Refusing the line up. This is execrable behavior. The MP line up is the equivalent of the mapping of the human genome. It is simply an integral part of marine training. I once heard a guy at 8155 say, oh, it is too much trouble. Thank god I do not have a CCW.

5. Taking a shower at an MP. I assume the reasons here are obvious, but anyone who takes a shower at an MP is about as piltdown as the fuckers on the hot young asian forum wondering how they got an STD from barebacking a hot young asian who does 8-10 tricks a day and is 45 years old.

[PriscillaM]

Are there any Thai massage places in LA where they will fuck raw? Years ago, I found that some massage venues in Bangkok had many ladies that would, especially the more mature older ones. Had very good luck with bareback BBFS service by Thai women in Germany, too. Thai women in general, more so than Chinese or Korean ladies, have in my experience have been generally very accommodating for BBFSCIP even on a first visit. Can anyone suggest anything like that here in LA? Thanks for any leads for this. Preferably in Santa Monica / LAX / Venice areas, or downtown.

Luxe spa in west law in the 11900 block of santa monica offers varying types of paraphilia, including, but not limited to, something called Thai Ladyboys. If there is going to be anywhere bare / thai, it would be that infernal hive.

[Gilforama]

Are there any Thai massage places in LA where they will fuck raw? Years ago, I found that some massage venues in Bangkok had many ladies that would, especially the more mature older ones. Had very good luck with bareback BBFS service by Thai women in Germany, too. Thai women in general, more so than Chinese or Korean ladies, have in my experience have been generally very accommodating for BBFSCIP even on a first visit. Can anyone suggest anything like that here in LA? Thanks for any leads for this. Preferably in Santa Monica / LAX / Venice areas, or downtown.

[BenderOver]

I'm a fan of PriscillaM's posts, so when I had some free time this week and was a few blocks away, I decided to check out 8155 to see the latina hotties. Showed up and for the most part, everything is as PM describes. I unfortunately shot my own dick when MMS asked me what I wanted, and I said young and skinny. She told me she had the perfect girl for me. But greedy me, I said I wanted to see the line up. She brings in the line up, and the three latinas are not skinny, and not terribly cute either. Ages between 21 and 28. All were gals that could stand to lose about 20 pounds each. But something about Venezuelans is that all of that weight is stacked around the tits and the ass. I chose Fabia and my god, this girl had a solid big ass. I mean, think Al Pachino (spelling error intended) in HEAT talking about a BIG ASS. If you wanted to bet if that ass was filled with recycled tire bits, caulking, and day olds from Dunkin, I probably would say yeah, it looks completely Mexi-Surgical. She had a serious fake hour glass figure.

No dfk, some licking of the titties, but they weren't responding like I usually enjoy, so I just punched it into full speed and mished it to completion into the cover.

80 for 40 minutes. 120 tip. CBJ cfs.

Wouldn't recommend Fabia. Might return to see others. But the total fair of 200 and I was out the door maybe 25 to 30 minutes after walking in, busted a nut, but not a mind blowing nut. I think the price was kind of high for the experience I had. I may feel different if the provider was ultra hot and I might return to try to check that out again.

[PriscillaM]

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...07227768.html. as they say "well that about covers the flyby" I think I am going to be very sick.

[WhoreMaster 91]

Had some time to kill in the valley so I came here. JoJo greeted me at the door and wow is she pretty. Perfectly slim spinner ready to please. She walked me to the room and told me to undress. Laid my extra tip on the nightstand and she began with a pretty good massage. On the flip, she already knew it was FS. She got down on her knees and began her very delightful CBJ. She knows how to work it as she moaned and played with my balls. She laid down MS and let me go to town. Switched over to K9 then back to MS. I busted in the wrapper and she cleaned me up with a hot towel. 9/10 for sure. Cash I king?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/healthy-massage-winnetka

How much in Total?