Escort Reports

[ChinBeard]

Why all my Hoehopping Brothers & possibly Sisters. I'm out. Some may think well then post this shit elsewhere for this tread is for reviews. Well. This is a review. On the buisness as a whole now. With the current pickings on STG I wouldn't give a nickle to anyone of those Ladies. Half & you can tell which ones because they are actually decent looking are scammers looking for deposit. 90% of the girls out there can't even suck a dick properly goddamn girl grab those balls don't be scared of them lick suck on those. But my main issue is you text 15 girls maybe 2 text back. And everything has to be on Their time. The whole idea is I'm horny now I don't want to wait 2 days for you to book a room then when that day comes I got to wait till you get your lashes done or errands done all the while I'm still sitting around with a dick been hard for 2 days. I will still pop in anyone ever has a UTR girl or at least one that's willing to see me the moment I actually want to fuck shoot me a message. Some of these think we must not have a life & we sit around waiting for them to get their hair done. I work 6 days a week own a house 2 Harleys run a buisness that's why I go the escort rout I'm too busy be fucking around trying date.

I get a ton of messages concerning little Red. Her sites are down due to technical issues her # is 239- 388-97XXX. Tell her CB sent ya.

Peace.

[Allenflusa]

I totally understand she's def not a skinny girl but for me she is exactly what I desire in a woman thickalicious Milfy AF. Skinny chicks and women under 30 do absolutely nothing for me. That's why they come in all different shapes sizes colors and flavors so there's something for everybody.

And now she has raised rates to 30.0 for 1/2 and 40.0 for hour.

[MrHunLow]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

The under the radar part which indicates that she doesn't post and that is would be disrespectful and just plain stupid to post her contact info on open board.

That being said my understanding is thick is the original go to guy on this.

To each his own but I personally like some juicy details mixed in with a good review.

And on a bad review I like to hear what was bad.

This way I can make my own decision on whether of not to visit a provider.

ENJOY.

When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

[PeerMan]

Late report regarding this visit to Teri whose ad I saw on AS.

The ad says age 52 but I think it's more like 60. Pictures must not have been updated since 52. However, Teri was very welcoming and showed me to the massage room in her home (private residence in a nice area, close to intersection Brantley rd and 41 in Ft Myers. We chatted for a little bit and we decided to skip the massage and go straight to business, touching her breasts, nipples, she startin to give me a good tug after which I put her on the table to have a good dinner at her why which she enjoyed moaningly. Wity my fingers inside and sucking her clit, she came several times after wich I entered her side ways for some good stroking.

She removed the coat and gave me a good HJ.

Very accomodating. My fingers were impregnated with her smell. Not a bad smell but a lasting one for sure. This was my first time with a less young lady. I enjoyed her enthousiasm but had hoped for a somewhat younger version like the pics in her ad. I will repeat probably after a few more blah experiences in the local AMP's.

Teri only works from 2 pm to 7 pm.

[GolfGuy]

So I got word this was a review on a UTR, so that makes sense. I apologize, didn't see that. But what about post 9896? I think what I saw was 2 reports from Chin but no link. So that is why I asked how these were helpful. I now get it that this last one was a UTR. Thanks!

The 2 you're talking about were more in depth reviews of 2 gals he reported on a week or 2 ago. If you search a few pages back or his post history I'm pretty sure he supplied links and photos to both the first time. Hope this helps.

Golfguy, playing through.

[ChinBeard]

So I got word this was a review on a UTR, so that makes sense. I apologize, didn't see that. But what about post 9896? I think what I saw was 2 reports from Chin but no link. So that is why I asked how these were helpful. I now get it that this last one was a UTR. Thanks!

She only works maybe 1 day a week now her link never up. Which I know isn't very helpful. LOL.

[Well Hung Man]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/n...scorts/3252956

Didn't have a lot of faith going in, but incall was literally on the drive home so what the hell. Got room number and guess what, not even close to a match. This is the rhythm I'm seeing with the red-roof ladies. Getting pretty frustrated. Even say if not the girl in the pick, not staying. Promise promise promise. Nope! Saved my money and probably going to wait and drive to an Orlando massage place.

I couldn't agree more. I have met three hot babes at the RR over the past year but these were sexy as F**k girl next door types that were traveling the world and paying their way meeting a monger here and there. But I stopped wasting my time going to RR because every ad has had fake pictures and when they open the door they're ugly as F**k and they're cooking smelly ass food in the room. Thank you but no thank you and I'm not going back because that place feels like a bust waiting to happen.

[SR7D1]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

So I got word this was a review on a UTR, so that makes sense. I apologize, didn't see that. But what about post 9896? I think what I saw was 2 reports from Chin but no link. So that is why I asked how these were helpful. I now get it that this last one was a UTR. Thanks!

[Zomgb]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

While I can always do without, everyone's penthouse forum reviews, I see the information as helpful. The Hawaiian looking girl he talked about is Thicks UTR so you would contact Thick. I appreciate that. He's not just throwing that information out to everyone but probably respecting what thick asked him to do. The redhead with the tits is on skip the games, I appreciate the pictures almost more than a link, because the links go away, but the pictures never do.

[GolfGuy]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

She is UTR so she has no ad and wants her number given to only seniors so since you qualify send Chin a PM.

Golfguy, playing through.

[SR7D1]

God damn fellas. This board gets alittle new blood and things are getting revitalized around here. Now this is what this board is all about. Sharing the good ones as well as the bad. Chin is turning into a wealth a good information. I'm just going to say thanks from all of us who are truly a part of the wfh brotherhood (that's we fuck hoes). Great review and I look forward to indulging this little beauty when my turn comes.

May the good reviews continue to flow like wads of cumm dripping off the titties of beauties.

When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

[MrHunLow]

God damn fellas. This board gets alittle new blood and things are getting revitalized around here. Now this is what this board is all about. Sharing the good ones as well as the bad. Chin is turning into a wealth a good information. I'm just going to say thanks from all of us who are truly a part of the wfh brotherhood (that's we fuck hoes). Great review and I look forward to indulging this little beauty when my turn comes.

May the good reviews continue to flow like wads of cumm dripping off the titties of beauties.

When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

I received a message yesterday regarding what turned out To Me anyways to be THE most beautiful girl not only have I ever witnessed in this game but period overall. And believe me I have been with some hotties both escort wise & GF. So in this Senior members message he mentioned this girl would only see Senior members from this site.

Said she was from Michigan doesn't post anywhere. Her prices for her looks & service spot on. I trust this member as we had chatted before on other providers. So last night I texted her comms are great sent a short video. Absolutely stunning has a nice room off Colonial. Now lets get to the good part. I arrived she was wearing a bright green coloRed thong and bikini top. Perfect bronz body looks Hawaiian. Young. I'm guessing late 20' s maybe. Nice ink on her belly I do am tatted up so just right up my ally. She took her top off after I could rub the shock out of my eyes I immediately put my mouth on each one. I had her lie down bottoms off mine off my dick was already rock solid. We kissed closed mouth I ventured down sucking on one tit sqeezing the other. Then I used my old trick off putting pillows under her ass so my neck doesn't cringe easy access to both the butthole and that beautiful pussy. I went straight for her clit using saliva and the ole alphabet trick. I can tell a fake show but she started moaning directing that pussy further into my face. Started sucking on her clit kissing it sliding tongue in her hole she did some dirty talk started squirming I knew it was coming yep got off came right in my mouth. I think she wanted that hard dick inside her but I asked if she wanted Daddys cock in her mouth she responded quickly in her mouth it went BBBJ I couldn't believe my dick was in this beautiful girls mouth. I asked if she wanted this cock now she said yes please. She went doggie position I said no face up I wanted to look at those tits & her face as I was hitting it pretty good. Now. I'm porn star material I don't cum in 5 minutes I'm like the energizer bunny. So I got up she sucked my dick some more then it was ass up. I fucked her pretty good doggy calling her a bad girl she responded back with dirty talk. Intercourse is covered. I was already past my time so I oiled the ole cock had her squeeze my nutts then I exploded. She wiped my dick with a wet cloth it got hard again. To bad I had no cash in hand or made a deposit or I'd swung more roses and fucked the poor girl into oblivious. LOL. We spoke some afterwards I kissed. & hugged her goodbye. Soon as I got home I messaged Senior member thanked him graciously for the info. You can't see this girl again soon enough.

[ChinBeard]

This is one of those Cape Coral house incalls. Posts ads daily. Any one have the guts to follow through?

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/f...scorts/3254931

Fake as fuck. Will ask for deposit.

[ChinBeard]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/n...scorts/3252956

Didn't have a lot of faith going in, but incall was literally on the drive home so what the hell. Got room number and guess what, not even close to a match. This is the rhythm I'm seeing with the red-roof ladies. Getting pretty frustrated. Even say if not the girl in the pick, not staying. Promise promise promise. Nope! Saved my money and probably going to wait and drive to an Orlando massage place.

Yea, they be pulling that shit. They were all legit at first then I'm getting texts saying new girl new girl same girl. I told them fuck off.

[ThickAndCream9]

Finally got a chance to post of my absolutely beautiful finding, and I see below that the seniors that I advised took my advice and posted before me. Chin Beard, Corn Hauler what can I say that you guys plus other have said already. Chin I think I got competition in writing about my affairs, but I see you enjoy them and boast about them like I do if they are worth while. Yes this one is definitely. This lady is like her pictures when you walk into the room you will say like (Corner Stone Construction say) we want to wow you. Let me tell you she wowed me and what a nice personality, make up and just looking at her you say. W T F are my eyes believing what they see. Remember this is my opinion and also others that contacted me. This is great at BBBJ, her pussy is so neatly shaved and the smell is outstanding. Why she showed me what she pays for her cologne OMG, that expensive. So some one who takes care of them selves like that, you know sure as hell its going to be well worth your while to make arrangements to see her. Sorry no pictures, but when you contact her and she knows we referred you and trusts our choice to send, she then will send you pictures. Mongers I must say again it is certainly a breath of fresh air compared to what posts lately. Good luck and stay and play safe. Ciao mongers.